#that last bit is not sarcasm

[satancopilotsmytardis]

Honestly, that's a pretty solid HC, but the video games theory killed me FJSJSKDNSLFK

Now I'm curious, though. Duster clearly loves to boss Dabi around, and we love that for him, but would Duster be willing to sub for Davi in the right situation? Again, just curious and you can ignore this if you want! I love your Shigaraki and his powerful vibe gives me live ♡

kahdfkjba to be fair he probably ALSO played some video games when researching subcultures he couldn't find real people to try with.

I think if Dabi and Shig ever tried to switch it would be embarrassing, uncomfortable, and devolve very, very quickly. Like I can only imagine this going down after they have a particularly intense humiliation-focused scene with Dabi subbing as usual but afterwards he's still embarrassed and bitchy and challenges Duster's control. And being a Shit Starter himself, Shigaraki goes 'okay, sure, you can try to dom me' as another power play. And Not Being Able To Back Down, Dabi is like 'okay bring it on' surely he can handle this. He's a switch, he's topped other people before. This will be fine.

(Spoiler, it was not fine)

Cue Dabi struggling to figure out what Duster likes other than having complete control over his partner's pleasure, being desperate for reassurance that he's doing well that he's not getting because Duster's dirty talk is usually equal parts praise and degradation and he's not loud and Shigaraki is trying to be nice and not undermine his attempt for control by keeping his mouth shut. Meanwhile, Shigaraki really doesn't like to give up control, with a quirk like his that he has to be careful with 24/7, trying to let someone else have power over him and let go literally does the opposite, making him more and more uncomfortable and nervous-- and not in the fun way. Until, eventually, they both break down and have to safe word out before Dabi spirals into the feelings of worthlessness and inferiority that he struggles with and Shigaraki is trying to stave off a panic attack for the first time in years.

They very, very quickly learn that switching is just not going to work for them and they are more than okay with that and willing to write this off and never speak of it again.

Thanks for the ask and giving me another opportunity to show that I have spent way too much time thinking about how/why these characters are the way they are in bed in my fics!

#that last bit is not sarcasm #I am thrilled to finally share these thoughts! #shigadabi #tanco speaks #ask #asks #headcanon

[urfavtwat]

if you get this, answer w/ three random facts about yourself and send it to the last seven blogs in your notifs. anon or not, doesn’t matter, let’s get to know the person behind the blog!

This is a fun idea thank you :)

Why is it that whenever someone asks for fun facts about yourself the mind immediately goes blank like wait all i do is work, go to the gym and sleep 🤣

1) I have a degree in photography which somehow lead me down the route of corporate estate agency but alas its cool to have the certificate at least.

2) I used to do downhill mountain bike racing and feature in a video redbull produced about one of my favourite cyclists (i was like an extra in the background its nothing fancy)

3) I have a rare kidney disease its nothing bad or anything but its so rare that i actually get invited to events by an association put together in support for other people with rare kidney diseases. Because what sounds more fun than sitting in a room with people to talk about our rare and fucked up kidneys?

#anon #ask #the last bit was sarcasm #that room would be the most dry conversation i could imagine

[shootingstarsandsilvermoons]

Interested in topping?

I would personally rather top than bottom, for a variety of reasons, but seeing how gays love to base everything off looks – I always fall into that trap and get discouraged from wanting to do it cause I don't feel like anyone looks at me and thinks "TOP" or wants that from me lol. But I also don't leave the house, so no topping or bottoming shall be happening! Celibacy for the win!

#asks #anonymous #that last bit is sarcasm

[thedarkeyedcaptain]

so uh. captain. in light (ha) of recent events, are u going to change ur username or………..

dear magenta-somethings,

please shut your whore mouth. in light ?! I am not like them. I am not one of them. I have been oppressed and enslaved and tortured and imprisoned by them: a fancy sword does not change that.

however I do admit that this is the beginning of a new chapter in my life and thus am willing to take suggestions for a new username.

I'll do a poll either later today or around this time tomorrow (because we all know that alethkar is the land of the free 🦅🦅)

#stormlight archive #speaking to the stormfather #interlude #that last bit is sarcasm btw #be the change you want to be in the world etc etc

[that-wizard-oki]

I think what particularly broke me about Morganthe's Dreams/Memories is that, during her banishment in the second Memory, is that they went out of their way to give her UNIQUE ANIMATION when Merle takes her wand & spell deck from her. Like we SEE them physically ripped out of her hands. Thats insane. Im calling cps

#/sarcasm on that last bit of course. but also- #oki says a thing #14yo me watching that: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CRIME!!! CRIMINAL!!!

[bluerose5]

I think this is my first time going to the Gallows in Act 3 for this playthrough. Then again, that's from what I remember because I took a break from playing, but this is all sooooo normal. Nothing unnerving here. Kirkwall is just an extreme example, of course. The mage-templar conflict is a morally complex one, hardly a black-and-white/cut-and-dry issue. Let's go consult with Elthina again. Maybe her thoughts and prayers will work this time. 🥺

#dragon age #dragon age 2 #da2 #templar critical #cullen critical #chantry critical #bluerose screenshots #bluerose rambles #bluerose games #if you can't tell #the last bit was sarcasm #sorry for the salt #i just cannot imagine defending templars at this point #especially since they spilled the beans that the Right was already called for in advance

[bottomstolove]

//aaaand ive officially lost my voice :)

at this rate i doubt i'll be able to work on tuesday for my next shift either hahahhhh. im an alarm operator and my voice is, uh...yeah, i cant really do my job without it so lmao

#ooc #my fever is a little bit better tho #but damn it this cough #it literally hurts so bad to cough bc my airpipes and vocal chords are absolutely fucked after all this coughing the last couple of days #im asthmatic so i usually cough a lot when i get a cold #but ive never experienced anything like this in my entire life #thank you very much for that covid :))) //sarcasm

[vyorei]

Occupation forces arresting Palestinians in East Jerusalem

Wild that they can just grab and imprison a bunch of random Palestinian civilians and not give them a charge or bring them to court, just keep 'em in a prison.

Almost sounds like keeping people captive to me.

But that would imply they're taking Palestinian hostages, and we all know only Hamas takes hostages and commits crimes in this world.✨

#free gaza #free palestine #gaza strip #irish solidarity with palestine #palestine #gaza #news on gaza #al jazeera #boycott israel #israel #East Jerusalem #West Bank #west bank palestinians #That last bit is sarcasm for those of you who don't get it.

[gemharvest]

Thinking about this person I saw who had a little dni segment that put "pro-kinkster" on the same level as zo*ph*le. Well-adjusted individual.

#ramblings #last bit said with sarcasm if its not clear

[ramblesanddragons]

You know before we met Flapjack I was trying to think about what kind of Palisman I would have and I actually settled on a male cardinal because they mean a lot to me. Grandmother always told me they were passed love ones looking over you so every time I see a cardinal near by I say hi to my dad.

So you know I had no deeper emotions about Flapjack at all. None at all.

#the owl house #that last bit is sarcasm #I have so many feelings for that bird #anyway since then I have settled on a crow being my palisman #because they are goofy #and smart

[thelampisaflashlight]

Me, rereading old entries in my diary: "I really need to start including the stuff that makes me feel good or at the very least okay in this thing, because I think I've read the line, 'I dunno, I'm just tired.' a touch too often after some of the most depressing bullshit I've yet to encounter, and I write angst for crying out loud." Also me, reading my diary: "Yeah, that really was some bull hockey, huh? Man, volume two of this series is something else..."

#lamp rambles #volume one is stored in a lockbox because it has angsty teenage thoughts in it #we speak not of volume zero #that's the one my mom read when I was eight #good times #that last bit was sarcasm

[madohomurat]

people drawing childrens cartoon characters smoking weed or like overall acting like smoking weed is the thing all the cool people do in a place where you know you will reach the eye of countless minors is the modern day internet equivalent of tobacco companies deliberately hanging cigarette posters at child height.

yes this is abouy smoking and smokijg is still bad even if its weed. if you have to draw a childrens cartoon character with bloodshot eyes at least specify that they use edibles i guess. hey its funny edibles are often in the form of gummies like candy lol maybe kids should jump on that wouldnt that be so hip and cool

#that last bit is sarcasm if it wasnt obvious #cy texts #we love it when 16 year olds get into recreational marijuana usage and fully believing there are zero adverse effects to smoking weed #or thinking that theres zero harm in showing up to school or work or opporating machinery while high

[desperatepleasures]

can i just say? can i just say? i was not prepared for the staggering amount of time that zoro spends just. sleeping. and obviously i feel extremely normal about this and it definitely does not make me even more unhingedly horny about him!

#[that last bit is sarcasm in case you couldn't tell] #one piece tag #new kind of guy dropped: guy who goes insane whenever roronoa zoro sleeps or eats #(it's me i'm guy) #lemme take a nap with you zoro babeyyyyyyyy

[emthepotatocat]

Watched the @lackadaisycats pilot and the first live stream a while back and wondered why Rocky's voice actor (@kovox) sounded similar...

HES IN MY PLAYLIST

TWICE

(addict from Hazbin Hotel & I've Had Enough of You from @billiebustupofficial)

This man. How could he. Bamboozle me. Trick me. Be so good at singing. How dare he have amazing talent.

#potatcatposts #hazbin hotel #billie bust up #lackadaisy #michael kovach #dont worry the songs are staying (they are both bangers) #the last bit is sarcasm/a joke #I 110% admire his talent

[craftinginsanity]

oh my god i love them sm

gaslight gatekeep girlboss 4 LYFE 😎🤩🥰😂🥺

#please understand the last bit was sarcasm #mcyt #double life smp #last life smp #third life smp #pearlescentmoon #scott smajor #zombiecleo

[burning--heart]

(actively distracting myself) anyway how about that giant grinpayne head, huh? crazy stuff. did you know that it’s the only puppet in the show that alice barclay doesn’t puppeteer? unless you count it as a mask or something and not a puppet. in which case she handles every puppet in the show. she was half of mojo, naturally, but she was also the only person to actually puppeteer baby dea (other people move her around though). and we know that she is one of the “professional puppeteers” that ursus hires and therefore plays young dea for a moment, but did you notice that she also takes control of young grinpayne’s breathing during “stars in the sky”? i think that’s pretty cool. one of the more interesting things i found out from my spreadsheet. the fact that i think this comes as a surprise to many of you i’m sure because i have never expressed a fascination with this show’s puppetry before.

#the grinning man #burning thoughts #puppeteering #the last bit is sarcasm. i think. idk maybe i have successfully restrained myself and you guys have no idea but i feel like the blog layout #is kind of a dead giveaway. #i heart puppets #maybe i need to be louder about how much i love the puppets. i need this to be what i am remembered for #if i cannot be remembered as the one with interesting and insightful commentary at least i need to be the puppet hype master #to be fair. the first thing i say to people to invite them to watch it with me (after the title) is that it has cool puppets in it. so.