#that isn't a random pull

[chase-prairie]

Loving reminder from your land history auntie:

North American golf courses have had 50-100 years of arsenic and mercury based fungicide and herbicides applied to their soils.

Do not eat anything that has been grown on a golf course or downstream from a golf course. I know it sounds cool and radical, but you are too valuable to poison yourself with heavy metals.

Protect each other, turn your local golf course into a pollinator garden, not a sex forest or community garden.

#i am over here worrying about all you kiddos #also please dont forage on railway corridors either #love yourselves protect yourselves #lmao at the replies saying 'but why not sex forest anyway' #you do you kids #im personally a no thank you on the lead arsenic mercury sex forest personally #if you havent seen it there's a popular book about making golf course a sex forest #that isn't a random pull

[blackbirdblackbird]

Maybe it’s time for Kara to try this gauntlet instead of Supergirl.

#L: kara are you even listening to me? #k: you are so hot #supercorp #supergirl #spgrl s06e15 #*mp #L: yeah supergirl's okay I guess but kara is my hero and also my wife #also idk but I'm having vague ideas about the courage whatsit tying into the 513 reveal moments #and after this convo also 'kara danvers you're my hero' #and maybe after that like just some random quiet moment with lena #and she either isn't in control or she's pulled out before she can do anything #she's back in the tower and lena is right there being all concerned and supportive bc it didn't work again #but then it hits kara that it is trying to get her to tell lena #though not about supergirl but about how she feels #lena in this middle of this rant like we'll figure out this stupid thing if it thinks you aren't courageous it's broken #she kinda trails off seeing kara smiling at her and kara says #it's okay. I figured it out. #and she takes lena's hand and tells her what they both already know but haven't had the courage to actually say yet #they kiss with the sound of the courgae thing telling them it worked in the bg but they both ignore it #at least until alex finds them making out #and kara is like look we were doing the courage thing okay this is very important world saving kissing just listen

[tlatia-the-radiant]

- @askthecaptiangeneral

I will club you to death with your own fucking femur

#ooc #ily ofc but dude What The Fuck #where did you even find this. did you make this. and why #WAIT WHY DOES IT HAVE THREE MAGWELLS STACKED ON TOP OF EACH OTHER #hang on I'm going to need to dissect this #that's three standard boltors at the front. two upside down. leading into the frame of a standard boltor with a toploading mag + bullpup mag #except there are three magwells at the back #and not enough space to load a round (that's less relevant in 40k tbh) #but it also has four different ejection ports. where does the shell come from wtf? #does it choose at random? #and why do the three mini bolters each have grips?! #the front sights are obscured and also not even #the rear ejection port isn't even in the proper spot if the magwell WAS in the right place whether it's a bullpup or not #WHAT FUCKING HERETEK CREATED THIS PHOTOSHOP ABOMINATION #I. i need to sit down actually. and sleep. for a long time. #i need to pull a Guilliman maybe then my goth aeldari waifu gf will be able to help me deal with the trauma of seeing this #like dude What The Fuck Is This #for context I'm from the US and I'm fairly familiar with guns #i don't live in the US anymore for transgender reasons but I still have the knowledge and all of that knowledge is telling me to kill you #for making me see this. abomination unto God the God-Emperor and John Moses Browning

[new-haven-psych-ward]

Kamen Rider Geats episode 38 poorly summarized via memes with as little context as possible:

#kamen rider geats #kamen rider geats poorly summarized #kamen rider geats ep 38 #the previews hyped up Keiwa's transformation #only to have it completely disappear #funny af #also gunning down the Producer? #honestly didn't expect her to pull out a legit gun but good for her #if Tsumuri can't shoot a man at least Samas can #that episode fr thought I was going to care about his “This isn't Reality Entertainment” speech and feel bad for his death #i am so sorry but i did neither of those things #to those of you who like random snacks man im sorry for your loss #im just standing here like 'there are so many characters and I just want the main four to be plot relevant' #neon come back to us baby #kyuun really walked up to neon with no plan #adds another point to the 'Kyuun is Twelve' conspiracy board #someone said they hope Ace creates a utopia dystopia and I am 1000% for this #let the core four interact again #i am begging #also if you dont see a 37 meme recap #mind your business david #i was too exhausted by Discourse to be funny #anyways hope yall are ready for next week

[thediktatortot]

I keep seeing like 5 different ways that people are wanting to help tumblr, change tumblr or fight against tumblr and I have still yet to see anyone make any concrete ideas as to what it is people are supposed to do in order to keep the site from being monetized & become something it's not.

If the site does not pay off it's debt, it will eventually cease to exist. If you don't petition for change, it will continue to label queer bodies as mature and sexual, continue to remove BIPOC folk from it's premise and continue to allow white supremacists to infiltrate this site.

So what's the options? What are we supposed to do? How are we supposed to change a site without everyone sitting down and actually talking about what change means and how to get there?

I see so many people just tossing out ideas that in theory do work in one way or another, but might not fix all the problems so there HAS to be something that can fix things without disenfranchising half the communities on this site?

There's so many "don't do this, this hurts these people and now your a horrible person for suggesting this thing." When most the people on this site have no idea who most of each other are and why or how it would effect people.

Give actual insight as to what could be done to get Staff to pick up their fucking big boy pants and do their job. Going around and telling people that they are horrible people for trying to suggest a solution or the people who share those solutions in an attempt to help isn't going to help anyone.

This isn't aimed at one post or idea in particular either, I've seen NUMEROUS ideas floating around that in theory could work for one thing or another and all there is, is people shooting these ideas down without actually backing up with something that might work.

Half the people on this site are children who have no idea how websites work on a corporate level, the other half are adults who've been on this site since they were children and just want the site to stay online and not disappear. There's disabled people who need this site (I'm one of them) to keep having a social life, there's artists who need this site to contuse having any form of recognition, there's writers who've got their entire portfolio on here and people who's entire blogs are dedicated to helping queer and trans kids learn about themselves and communities dedicated to finding people like themselves so they don't feel so alone in this world.

So what is it? What are we supposed to do? Without money the site fades away, with strikes you completely disenfranchise entire groups of people, without fighting against the staffs changes, current policies and lack of care about the white supremacists and TERFS that run rampant then people are still going to get harassed, reported into the ground and completely removed from the site for no reasons at all.

So if you have any fucking ideas then please actually tell people because at this point, everyone's trying to not get people to do one thing or another and yet no one is backing up these ideas with actual action that will work.

#Tator Rants #I'm just exhausted with how everyone fucking yells at each other for coming up with ideas that might do something #and then hound anyone who doesn't understand how these things work just because they tried to spread a word about something potentially wor #working* #so either come up with a plan or stop shaming random fucking users for hoping to find a fix #it's not going to help just shooting absolutely every idea down from the sky #EXPLAIN why things wont work #We all know funding this site isn't going to change policies but it would keep the site afloat #we all know that striking the site would lead to profit drop and push the staff to change things but it would disenfranchise entire groups #so suggest something that works because right now everyone's just yelling at each other while #tumblr still gets to pull it's bullshit by hurting people and plotting to monetize the site to hell and back

[proton-wobbler]

It's funny because the rook was the first bird that I submitted and the only one that got in. After the submissions were closed, I realized that I had totally forgotten about the oilbird, so I was really hoping someone else had submitted it. Now I'm glad that I didn't do it, but the rook is going against the oilbird! I don't know how to feel about this, but it seems like a funny coincidence

Ahh that is a fun coincidence!

I almost didn't include Oilbird since it's been in a few polls, but it seems to have lost most of those from the start, which feels unfair seeing as it is such a unique bird! I'm hoping it gets another chance here, but corvids always poll well on tumblr.

#not polls #asks #I'm glad I randomized the polls because that did some heavy lifting for me #I would never have known how to pair corvids to which birds they'd murder otherwise #(hopefully oilbird pulls through tho! not that rook isn't cool- just gunning for a weirdie myself lol)

[ante--meridiem]

My success rate on this analytic number theory assignment is I did all the bits that did not require any actual analysis.

#Which was most of it actually so not bad! #I gave the actual analysis bits a decent shot I think but I simply do not have the ability #To pull random bounds out of my ass #(don't tell me this isn't how analysis works. Where did that log(log(x)) come from? Someone's behind for sure) #Liveblogging my masters #I still have 45 minutes to the deadline but frankly I have given up #If my posterior hasn't produced the bounds I need yet it won't do so in less than an hour

[declermont]

the more i'm reading and focusing specifically on matthew, the more i'm starting to appreciate just how embarrassing this man is.

for example, diana asked him to take a sip of wine and tell her what he tastes. AND THIS IS HIS GODDAMN REPLY

“Violets—I agree with you there. Those purple violets covered with sugar. Elizabeth Tudor loved candied violets, and they ruined her teeth.” He sipped again. “Cigar smoke from good cigars, like they used to have at the Marlborough Club when the Prince of Wales stopped in...”

wow. so smooth, matthew. name-dropping in front of a historian..... so smooth.

#OOC. #matthew vc: hmm yes yes violets! oh did you know i actually knew the queen of england too hmmm.. yes that's just a casual fact about me.... #not to mention how the fun fact about elizabeth isn't even that personal. everyone knows that at this point. just makes it seem like #he's pulling random facts from history books to impress diana and while yeah yeah he did work for the queen and knew her #i just find this version much much more entertaining

[hannibalussy]

watching the new season of bee and puppycat and I just realised the whole show feels off because they switched the focus of the show from the magical missions to a slice of life type thing and made almost every side character act even weirder but mellowed out Bee's autistic swag, thereby forcing her to play the straight man in the background which definitely dims the charm of the show ALSO WHERE'S MY BOYYYY DECKARD MY BOYYYYY

#bee and puppycat #also the quality of the animation keeps switching and it pulls me out of the story #background music isn't as good either #plus the whole point of the show were the fun missions #like i dont give a shit about these side characters they aren't interesting #the original was already super random but it felt thought out and purposeful #this feels random for randomness sake #it's also a lot less dark which booooooooo #i'm only 5 eps in tho so maybe things will change idk

[rosedhall]

ADON wiki summoning information I don't even think is mentioned anywhere canonically. Where did yall get this nolej? You on speaking terms with the ghosts or smth?

(If I'm mistaken and Rose's DOB is mentioned somewhere in game or by Tim/Huld/whomever, please correct me and link it. I'm very curious)

#nolej is a wwitshadows joke dw im not illiterate (yet) #txt #equally i love the way they have things on there that are explicitly wrong #jimmy doesn't have awards maya isn't a minor #bc they were INSISTENT on calling her 17 when she was being played by an adult woman and booked at hotel room. which only adults can do her #equally they pick and choose very random pieces of information to adhere to #like..why decide you're going to manifest Rose's birth date? which Whuh but equally not mention anything about Harvey being her 2nd husband #ALSO HUGO ISN'T POSSESSING JIMMY OMG THEY HAVE A FAMILIAL CURSE HE WAS ALSO CURSED #also whoever wrote the hugo page add that man's place of birth it's right there. it's free info #rant #i Yam Not a Hater i am just autistic #bc why pluck random info from the air but not from files but also from tim or huld like i can't find the logic #either be super strict and only pull from game or be more lenient and include anything tim or that have mentioned or was cut #also random addedge huld verself said maya's in her 20s so surely that means more than your imagination lol

[neverevan]

controversial take for the morning: just because something is normal in your culture... doesn't necessarily make it good.

doesn't mean it's automatically bad either, just... you can't dismiss a conversation on the grounds of "well it's common where i'm from" cuz oh boy, could i give you horrific examples of "normal" from around the world

#decided to post this here too #yes this is about the earring thing #bc a lot of cultures do things to babis that they can't consent to #doesn't mean it's okay though #and it's not insensitive to think that it isn't #have a conversation instead of pulling out the baseless name calling #and maybe grow up on the way there ugh #babies* #random

[eulaliasims]

The way to a boy's heart is through noogies, right? Right??

Harper: *autonomous noogie* *autonomous backrub* *autonomous argument*

Harper: Darcy! I'm glad you're here, this guy is so boring--

#hey Harp pigtail-pulling isn't actually flirting #TS2 #Middleground #Leigh #Harper Leigh #Darcy Alvarez #some random unfortunate townie boy

[isfjmel-phleg]

Western horse nettle, my nemesis, we meet again.

...this is just never going to end, is it?

#random personal stuff #I KNOW for a fact that it's coming back even after everything I pulled up tonight #because quite a few snapped off too low for me to get the roots #apparently you're supposed to use weed killer on this wretched stuff #which isn't exactly something I have lying around #another day maybe #to make up for it I bought a book and am going to eat dinner #after I spray some grass stains #exciting evening in the mel-phleg household :P

[izzy-b-hands]

everyone that tells me ed and izzy can't have a functional intimate friendship/working/etc relationship have never seen how hard Boss goes for Gat (literally Boss is Izzy and Gat is Ed like...I Am Screaming over the Feelings im having abt this) in Saints Row and like...

they literally get along amazingly even with various big ass bumps in the road, they're each other's silly rabbits and then some, sr4's romances were meant to be jokey in nature but i haven't talked to many who don't enjoy taking them 100 percent seriously (as we should, that space ship is so horny and it's so good) and so we even literally get to See It between them like that if we so choose to click that button

Ed and Izzy absolutely can (and I hope will) have that by the very end of things. To be each other's silly rabbits again while shooting ppl in the face and stealing gorgeous things and just generally fucking things up with vacations and lazy days aplenty in between

#text post #i have Thoughts abt shit today but i don't trust either so none of it is gonna be rebloggable #bc I've been terrified to post my own stupid random thoughts and opinions on my blog for months now and today im mad abt that lmao #and at myself for letting ppl scare me into not just. using my blog like a blog #this one isn't much and the overlap is gonna be me and maybe three other ppl anyway so im still being a coward lmao #but im a coward that's right for once kasjkfngng #a note that the end scenario does of course include everyone else in the crew too akdjfknygk #they're just having moments particular to them before pulling over stede or frenchie and being like look at this cool shit we found

[the-sill-of-all-sills]

I thought getting the beetles for Itto was bad, but now that I'm seeing everyone collectively loose their mind over cyno's stuff I'm really glad I didn't pull for him.

I had two people join my world for, farming in one hour already lol.

#gensgin impact #cyno just really isn't my thing gameplay and designwise tbh #and I still need to build xiao and a bunch of other characters #plus I don't really do dailies or grinding anymore so I gotta save up my primos #the only characters I care to pull for would be Alhaitham #Scara or Baizhu #or a C2 Raiden but I don't know if Id use my guaranteed for that #sills random rants

[dan-crimes]

Saw a post abt liars in media and it makes me wonder what people will think of my characters

All of my characters are very flawed and one of those flaws is the fact that most of them are fuckin liars !! And I love it! I love keeping up with my character's lies and watch as the characters within the story are deceived and the people viewing my characters are in the same boat tho with the knowledge of my characters being liars it makes it harder for viewers to trust anything my characters are saying which also plays right into my hands bcuz a character of mine could be telling the complete truth and no one would fuckin believe it LMAO

#talking as if I have viewers btw I have not shared my characters with the public yet #I hope to someday but atm I literally have nothing to show so I am physically incapable of doing anything atm lmao #also I am not smart so none of the lies I come up with are particularly good #and also I don't tend to lie often so coming up with random lies for my characters to say instead of just being upfront abt it #can be difficult goes against my coding but I do what I can to make it work #I try to use examples from others but that also means that anything outside of my intelligence I will not be able to pull off #plus I have anxiety so lying in general can be hard for me if it isn't smth of utmost importance to me #oh y'know also thought abt mindsetss ahahaha this post has helped me think of more stuff for my characters 😈😈😈😈😈 #I'm sure I've thought abt it before tbf but I tend to forget things so reminders are good