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#thank you Artemis for engaging in my string theory bullshit
doppel-dean-er · 1 year
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*kicks in your door, knocks a cup of water out of your hand* Troy and Abed still sleep in a bunk bed when they're married because they couldn't find a king-sized race car bed they could afford, and a loft bed makes troy anxious that it's gonna fall apart if he breathes too hard (even though it's the exact same thing as a bunk bed with no extra bed). of course Troy refuses to admit that, he just says he doesn't want Abed hitting his head on the ceiling (partially true-- he does hit his head, he's very tall). fight me bitch I can't die *beats the shit out of you*
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