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mefindya · 5 years

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Can ya do fluff with Ratchet and chubby & friendly s/o thank you!😄

Yes i can!

-okay, you met the autobots by accident when you were buying groceries for mrs. Darby, your fellow nurse, and while you were walking home, you noticed a peculiar bright cherry red car following you. This car was KNOCKOUT! Though you didn't know it at the time, and instead stopped letting the car stop next to you.

"Can i help you with anything?"

"Yes, infact, get in the car darlin', nice and normal, don't want humans to see you kidnapped."

-well, FUCK. You decided to run, and run ya did! But it was kinda fruitless because the car just happened to be a sports car. You ducked into an alley where you could get onto another street, where your motorcycle was. Yeah, a cool badass cute chubby friendly S/O had a fuckin' motorcycle. You hopped on and drove away from the bright cherry sports you decided to call cherry from now on because the author is lazy. Thankfully you lost cherry, and parked into mrs. Darby's home.

S/O, did you forget something? Why are you so pale?" Mrs. Darby asked.

"When i was walking home, a cherry red car was following me! It's logo was also weird, and the owner, a male i think, told me to get in! I'm scared June, why would anyone want to kidnap me? I'm just an average nurse, i don't even have much money, you know me June too, i have a clean record and everything!" You sniffed and June looked horrified.

"Come inside sweetheart, sit down and i'll make some tea and call for... help." June spoke calmly leading you inside and giving you a cup of tea.

-she called someone, and soon a young man, (you are somewhere along the age of 30-45, since i believe ratchet is atleast 45! He's older than optimus who's often imagined as a man of 20-40, so there, and also, i can't see ratchet with a so young S/O, because even if he was somewhere along 45 in human terms, he's still OLDER THAN OUR FUCKIN' PLANET FOR GODS SAKE! He'd feel like a pedophile when he would notice he was crushing on a CHILD!) Of about 30 walked inside.

"You are miss L/N*? I am Optimus Prime, and i'm sorry that you have too become involved into this. The car that chased you was not a human, he is an alien species known as a Cybertronian, and i too am one. You see we are in a BLAA BLAA BLAA LAZY AUTHOR~CHAN!

-and so OPTIMUS-FUCKIN'-PRIME his gorgeus self told you of the war between cons and bots.

"Why didn't Megatron use politics instead of a war? The one with more votes would have won and your home wouldn't have been destroyed, so many would have been saved." You asked the million dollar question, which actually made OPTIMUS shocked.

"I do not know the answer to your question, but you are in danger. The only thing we can do is offer you a guardian and for you to come to stay at our base when you are not working, atleast until the decepticons deem you not worthy of their interest." Optimus offered a comforting smile.

"Optimus? I know, and have known, S/O for years, she helped deliver jackson, and i don't think smokescreen or wheeljack are fit to be her guardian, S/O is a very calm and friendly, but i believe the antics of those two could be too much for her even if she is a sweetheart. And ultra magnus could frighten her with his protocols. Do you think ratchet or you could do it?" June asked carefully.

"If i became her guardian, i believe the decepticons would have even more interest in her, but i will ask ratchet." Optimus nodded beckoning you to follow him, and you did, and the gentleman he is, he opened the door for you to get into his alt-form, and closed it behind you as he got in too, his holoform disappearing, making you amazed. He chuckled driving back into the autobot base, and letting you out and you gasped in awe as he transformed.

"Miss S/O?!" She heard the voice of jackson.

"Hi jackson, and it's S/O, we have known each other since the day you decided to push your mother into early labor." You giggled at the boy who blushed.

"But Optimus, you know how busy i am! I can't be taking care of a human!" Another autobot told optimus.

"Old friend, i know you are busy. But so am i, and June herself said that miss L/N would not be in good servos if she was given to wheeljack, ultra magnus or smokescreen, and i believe you can handle her, as she is a 'sweetheart' in the words of june." Optimus told the other.

"I'm sorry if i am interrupting, but if he believes he is too busy, he can only bring me to my work and to base, i don't believe the decepticons wish to reveal themselfs to humans, so they will not attack a hospital." You piped in gently.

-and so began your friendship with an autobot named Ratchet.

Now to the real thing!

-you had been now for a month under the guardianship of ratchet, and you both surprisingly (for the bot) got along well.

-you took notice of when he got too tired, hungry or just needed a break.

-he notices when you'd need emotional support, since he can 'smell' the change in a humans pheromones, and listen to you as you tell of what has you down, and give hints to you of what you can improve in, since he is an old mech he also probably will know the ins and outs of handling patients of different kinds.

-you also had made a new 'rule', that once every week, everybody would have two hours of relaxation, though not everyone could have it at the same time because of the cons, and when someone -cough- Ultra Magnus-cough- objected, she gave a sound argument that she will not let the autobots get themselfs killed by the hands of the decepticons because they were stupid enough not to relax once a while, and relaxation would also help emotionally, do they would be on higher spirits and not gloomy and reckless, also you may have threathened to sic miko, wheeljack and YOURSELF on him for the rest of the day.

-then you pulled the autobot medic, or tried to, into his berthroom*, and snuggled with him for the rest of the day.

*L/N = Last Name

*Berthroom = Bedroom, berth means BED

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