#techzabur

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I saw a post about instead of SBI with single dad Phil and three sons, what about Tommy with three dads? 👀. Thoughts?

Honestly Tommy probably needs all three of his dads to get out of trouble (≧▽≦)

But jokes aside I have many Thoughts on these three and their gremlin son.

There are times when Techno is the Cool dad and Wilbur is the Fun dad and Phil is the Responsible™ dad.

But there's also times when Phil pulls out a shulker full of air strikes and becomes a chaos gremlin alongside Tommy or Techno becomes the Overprotective paranoid dad (which comes with an added bonus of stacked armor) or Wilbur becomes the Cringey goofball dad.

It all depends on the day and the situation. 

Tommy wants to go exploring the new mineshaft? He better be able to find Techno or Phil first. Sure, they'll strap him down with armor and half an inventory full of potions before letting him join them down there. Phil even lets him hold a Totem of Undying! But at least they don't flinch away from mobs and drag him back home at the earliest sign of a cave spider spawner, Wilbur.

Say Tommy, Tubbo, and Ranboo find a tiny chick inside a cardboard box abandoned in the rain. Their best bet is to find Techno. They don't even have to make puppy dog eyes at him, one glance at her shivering and peeping and Techno has her scooped up in his arms and is coaching the boys on putting together a heated nest for her. He doesn't even bat an eyelash at the TOTALLY AWESOME name they gave her. And when Phil and Wilbur step into their bedroom that night, they aren't even surprised when Techno introduces them to Pogchirp who sits happily in her new nest at the foot of their bed.

And those times Tommy is stuck inside during the summer storms or winter blizzards but is just bursting with energy? Sure, Techno can drone on about his books and legends, but those are more suited for nighttime stories (no Tommy doesn’t need a bedtime story he’s a MAN, but if Techno wants to read him something, he won’t argue). He always ends up falling asleep listening to them. When he goes to Phil, he always gets some chores to do around the house. It gets his energy out, but it’s so BORING. Tommy wants adventure! Those days, there’s no one better to go to than Wilbur. He’ll make up some tale about conquering countries in the the kitchen and scavenging for treasure in the attic. If they’re lucky, he’ll manage to rope Phil and Techno in for a grand battle. After, he and Tommy will stand victorious atop their defeated foes until one or the other gets sick of being gloated over and jumps back up to tackle them again.

That is, of course, under the condition that Tommy doesn’t get stuck in a loop of “Ask your dad” from every single one of them.

#techburza #techzabur #philnobur #phil/techno/wilbur #philza/technoblade/wilbur #kazu writes #kazoo noises intensify #writing #ask #anon #it's tommy and his three dads time uwu #dsmpshipping

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As Blood God, you can technically summon Techno with some ancient rituals. Wilbur and Phil learn this fact and immediately start taking advantage. 

Techno’s immersed himself in another project and hasn’t talked to them in months? Time to break out the summoning circle. 

The bed’s too cold without him in their cuddle pile? What’s a little late night summoning between boyfriends. 

Wilbur can’t find his favorite mug and Techno was the one to wash the dishes? Who cares if Techno was in the middle of conversation, he’s getting summoned. 

#techburza #philnobur #techzabur #phil/techno/wilbur #philza/technoblade/wilbur #kazoo noises intensify #kazu writes #techno has told them to just message him #but they continue to break out the candle sticks and charcoal #techno refuses to clean up their summoning mess #one time they summoned him on the carpet #the stain still hasn't come out #writing #dsmpshipping

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techzabur but wilbur is a god (from his 100 player challenges) who falls in love with two of the players <3

You got it anon o7

A lil bit au but god Wilbur techburza coming right up

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Wilbur is the god of Entertainment and Challenge. After millennia watching mortals from afar, he'd grown bored and decided to break convention and start interacting with them. He gathers aspiring mortals and pits them against his challenges.

Wilbur has seen dozens of mortals pass through his challenges. It's the odd challenger that manages to catch his attention, let alone two. Players usually come in pairs or groups of friends, but there's something about dying over and over again that drives them apart. Most don't last more than a dozen failures to save each other from dying before abandoning the group.

But there's two new challengers that Wilbur is absolutely enamored with. Philza and Technoblade. Wilbur's never bothered learning the names of mortals before.

They're competitive but also protective of each other. They catch each other when they stumble and leave each other in the dust to finish first. They joke around when the other challengers grow fearful or angry. When Wilbur drops in between games they talk to him. Like an equal! They make jokes and banter and challenge him. They goad him on to create bigger and harder games. When he bests them they never scream at the sky, cursing his name and domain. They laugh and congratulate him before jumping right back in. When they win over all the other challengers, they cheer each other on and flaunt their wins over the other players in good natured bragging.

One day at the start of a new challenge, Wilbur decides to join them. He cloaks himself in a mortal visage and enters the games alongside Technoblade and Philza. He approaches them with all the self-assurance of an immortal entity high off the buzz and anticipation at starting a new game within his domain.

He learns so many new things dressed down as a mortal. There's no glowing for one thing. No one basks in the light of his power or can tell his domain at a glance. He compensates with a soft yellow sweater. It might give off a bit of a glow, but he hasn't set out any hard rules to this challenge yet. There's also no extra limbs. It makes multitasking so much harder. Of course that doesn't deter him, he's the god of Challenge after all. More important than all the new bits he learns about walking around looking mortal including how much he enjoys his new curly brown hair, he's told to call them Phil and Techno. After a few challenges racing neck and neck to survive, they even give him a nickname, Will.

He fits into their dynamic so we'll. He couldn't be happier. When they grow bored of the challenges, perhaps he'll ask to join them on their next adventure. What's more challenging than wooing the pants off of these two?

#techburza #techzabur #philnobur #philza/technoblade/wilbur #phil/techno/wilbur #kazu writes #kazoo noises intensify #writing #ask #anon #dsmpshipping

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KHR au - starts here 

The first person to join their little rag tag mafia family, they pick from the trash. Literally. Wilbur's hiding out in an alleyway after being chased by the 'mysterious' group hunting him down now that they've left the immediate safety of the Soot family estate when he hears rattling from deeper in. He (having absolutely no common sense and, with Techno and Phil dealing with the attackers, no one to stop him) decides to investigate and ventures deeper in. He fishes Tommy out of a dumpster. He's snarling and thrashing against the duct tape binding his wrists and ankles. He doesn't calm down even when Wilbur offers to remove his bindings, spitting curses and threatening bodily harm, so Wilbur doesn't, just tosses him over his shoulder and carries him out of the alleyway. Phil takes to Tommy better than Techno, who chases Tommy around the hotel when he catches him snooping around their belongings. Phil treats him like a particularly unruly puppy, humoring him when he snaps and laughing at his threats. Once Tommy settles from his immediate reaction of 'attack on sight' and Wilbur tends to his wounds, Wilbur finds they get along well. He's like the little brother Wilbur never had. He lights up the world around him and his determination burns as hot as the bright red flames he creates. He rages against the world for trying to kill him and those rival gangsters for leaving him trussed up in that dumpster. And he rages all the more at them underestimating him. It's that rage that burns just as deep and biting within Techno that finally breaks the tension between them. They still grate at each other's edges, but their death threats are less genuine and their Tommy beatdown sparring matches settle into training sessions.

#techburza #techzabur #philnobur #phil/techno/wilbur #philza/technoblade/wilbur #kazu writes #kazoo noises intensify #writing #khr au #dsmpshipping

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KHR (mafia setting) Techburza au

Phil has been Wilbur's bodyguard since he was a teen. He was rising through the ranks, and when he was placed on guard duty for the heir, he was the only one actually able to keep up with Wilbur and keep him mostly out of danger. He's also Wilbur's first crush. Phil denied all flirting from him and told him he'd only humor him once he hit 18. It only made Wilbur's flirting attempts turn up to eleven once he hit adulthood. 

Techno is the last member of the Blade family formerly allied to the Soot family. He was taken in after his family was decimated, but nothing was done about getting retribution for the attack. Wilbur picked him out as his other main guard, and Techno agreed because he hated every other member of the family. Techno hates how corrupt the families have gotten and is all in favor of overturning the whole thing. He's also vying for revenge on the ones who killed his family. 

He and Phil slot together right away. Phil's able to cut through Techno's stubbornness with surprising ease. The first fight they were in together, Techno was surprised by how competent Phil is since no one else has been able to keep up with him. Techno and Wilbur didn't get along right away, what with Techno angry at the injustice of the world and figuring out what's expected of him as Wilbur's guard. Eventually, Wilbur and Phil got Techno settled into his position alongside them. Wilbur admires the comradery and closeness the two share (is he jealous? No-!). After more than a few times Techno saves his life and Wilbur peeks sees the two spar, Wilbur starts to flirt with him too. Unfortunately, Techno is oblivious as bricks and misconstrues Wilbur flirting with him as a way to make Phil fall for him via jealousy or some weird plot. It doesn't help that he slowly slips into having feelings for both of them after he gets that idea in his head. 

Wilbur is the next in line successor to the Soot family. He really doesn't want to lead the mafia, not like his parents run it now. They couldn't care less about their allies since there's no one left as strong as them (Techno's family used to be as strong but they were 'mysteriously' wiped out). There's no oversight in place so there's a ton of corruption and rule breaking in the ranks and enemy spies hiding in plain sight. His parents run it more like a dictatorship right now than the 'family' they claim to be. 

But there's nothing Wilbur can do to change anything. At least not as he is now. He's too weak - doesn't even have half his Guardians - and the corruption keeps him unable to act. Even when his parents are 'mysteriously' assassinated (a thing their Guardians keep suspiciously tight lipped about), and one of the newly risen-to-power allied families claims the title of Head "until he grows up some more", Wilbur can't even get a word in edgewise. 

So Wilbur, Techno, and Phil start plotting. The new Head is most likely after the Soot family heirlooms. They're Flame powered weapons capable of mass destruction that originally rose them to power years ago. However, they're locked behind bloodline and Flame locks, so the Head won't be able to get them open without Wilbur now that his parents' bodies are missing (Phil has suspicions on how the Head and his parents' Guardians are involved). So their biggest concern right now is getting Wilbur out of the reach of the Head without giving up his claim as rightful heir. He turns 20 in a couple months which was the arbitrary age the Head and allied families gave for him to reach before claiming his position, so he has a bit of time until he can start trying to outmaneuver them.  

Phil suggests Wilbur leaves the estate to search for his Guardians. It's a tradition for most Skies to find most of their Guardians by early adulthood. Usually potential Guardians are presented to Skies (an old habit of families to shelter their rare Sky heirs) and, if they're lucky, they get along well. Plus, even if Wilbur wanted to get into the Soot family vault (an impossible task without Mist flames to keep them hidden from the current Head - which they don't have), he'll need all seven types of Flames along with his blood to open the locks.

#techburza #techzabur #philnobur #techno/phil/wilbur #philza/technoblade/wilbur #kazu writes #kazoo noises intensify #khr au #and then they go get the gang together! #writing #dsmpshipping

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Everyone expects Techno to be, y’know, The Blade.

And while Philza seems nice, he’s also got the nickname of Angel of Death

But Wilbur? The pretty eboy who writes songs in his spare time? He must have sticks for arms. 

The one time someone picks him out of the three to duel, no one in the crowd expects much of a fight.

Wilbur absolutely humiliates them.

He might not spend all his time fighting. He definitely hasn’t made a name for himself like Techno or Phil, but those same two are the ones that helped train him in case they’re ever in a situation where he needs to fight.

#techburza #techzabur #philza/technoblade/wilbur #philnobur #kazoo noises intensify #phil/techno/wilbur #kazu writes #writing #dsmpshipping

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In-training knights Tommy and Tubbo hear rumors about a damselled princess trapped in a tower. They figure if they save the princess it’ll prove to everyone that they’re Big Men and totally capable knights. So, they travel out to fight a dragon and save a princess. However, once they arrive they’re surrounded by not one, but two dragons! Dragon hybrids Philza and Wilbur aren’t very happy to find a couple of brats at their front door shouting about rescuing princesses. Prince Techno definitely doesn’t appreciate being called a princess when his partners carry two teens inside.

#techburza #techzabur #philza/technoblade/wilbur #philnobur #kazoo noises intensify #phil/techno/wilbur #kazu writes #writing #dsmpshipping

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Introducing side characters into the Bleach AU!

So Bleach has the 13 divisions within the Gotei 13, but it doesn’t exactly explain the specialties of each division. So! I’ve taken canon as inspiration and given each division it’s own thing they’re in charge of.

What each division is in charge of/focus on: 1. Captain-Commander aka leader, decision making 2. Assassination & Prison 3. Communication & Intelligence gathering 4. Healing 5. Kido focus aka spells 6. Law enforcement aka police 7. Internal affairs 8. Art & culture & history 9. Security force aka base guards 10. Human city/world connection #1 - Hollow patrol 11. Sword fighting only gang aka grunts 12. Research & Development (Builds) 13. Human city/world connection #2 - Plus (good spirit) patrol

Now that we have all the divisions explained, here’s where each character fits (so far):

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(future) 3rd division member: Ranboo - not a good memory but takes extensive notes, baby of the squad, possibly a security issue but the squad loves him

4th division captain: Technoblade

4th division vice captain: Steve - emotional support polar bear, not a good guard dog but does scare the 11th division, don't question it

4th division member: Edward - tall and silent type, actual vice captain

(future) 5th division member: Tubbo - Schlatt's baby cousin he took in, uses kido for pranks, causes many explosions despite how good he is at the spells

8th division captain: Wilbur

8th division vice captain: Schlatt - long suffering, gets paperwork done, gunning for promotion to captaincy

(future) 10th division member: Tommy - thinks fighting Hollows is the coolest part of being a shinigami, has 3 dads, still hides in their offices after pranking others

11th division member: Quackity - onesided rivalry with Techno from before they joined the Gotei, mocks Techno for his 4th division allegiance but gets beat in the dirt and then threatened in medical, average fighter but training to get better, constantly challenges too strong opponents to his own detriment

12th division captain: Philza

12th division vice captain: Charlie - sociable and focuses on other parts of the division, looks up to Philza, encourages Wilbur fucking around 

12th division member: Foolish - skilled architect, adorable himbo 

12th division member: Pete - close to Phil and Techno, finds the coolest/weirdest shit 

#techburza #techzabur #philnobur #philza/technoblade/wilbur #kazoo noises intensify #bleach au #phil/techno/wilbur #kazu writes #writing #dsmpshipping

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So this is going to be very nerdy, but deep dive into Bleach crossover AU with Philza, Techno, and Wilbur collectively adopting Tommy. Ages are a little weird because everyone is centuries old, but basically Tommy is not yet an adult. I tried adding notes so anyone without knowledge about Bleach can still enjoy it.

Starting note: Shinigami are basically death spirits that kill corrupted souls (Hollows) and help non-corrupted souls move on to the afterlife (Rukongai and Soul Society) and are structured into a military service (Gotei 13) that has 13 divisions

Philza is Captain of the 12th division, but instead of focusing on small inventions, he focuses on architecture and large scale inventions

He definitely creates giant hidden builds underneath Soul Society, just because he can

His shikai (first sword release) gives him wings

He also builds things in Hueco Mundo (Hollow monster dimension, it's basically a giant night time desert)

He's the first captain to go into Hueco Mundo alone, survive, and return

Wilbur is a noble and a shinigami

He's clan head and has opinions about what things he will listen to the Elders about

He's captain of the 8th division bc I’m stealing the ‘art & culture’ focus from the 9th and moving it over (the 9th already has the security force, why do they get two specialties)

He can often be found visiting other captains, making music, and exploring the rukongai districts instead of doing his paperwork

He gets along with Phil and likes to commentate as Phil works on builds

He often holes up in Techno or Phil’s office bugging them when they’re trying to work

His shikai can create frequencies which will cause explosions

Technoblade is the current Kenpachi (strongest warrior, decided by one v one fights to the death)

He lives in the Rukongai (district outside of Soul Society, most of them poor and overrun with Hollows - monsters)

He met Phil while they were both killing Hollows in the more monster ridden districts and became friends

He met Wilbur after a street brawl, Wilbur inserted himself into Techno’s life and Techno wasn’t been able to run him off (they became friends)

His shikai allows him to control visible blood

Techno joins Soul Society (after the Tommy fiasco) as captain of the 4th (healing division) with the unspoken understanding that he does what he wants and he’s so invaluable that no one can stop him

Tommy is a homeless Rukongai brat (a lot of children in rukongai are starving orphans - starving only if they have potential to become shinigami, orphans bc when you die you forget your life and are randomly placed in the rukongai so you don't have any family)

He's been sorta adopted by the rest of the sleepy bois bc of how much he bugs them and they take him under their wings

He pisses off some nobles while visiting Wilbur and is arrested and sentenced to execution with no trial 

Techno breaks into Soul Society to save Tommy once the others tell him since their hands are tied

Wilbur and Philza definitely play a “I’ve seen nothing, Captain-Commander” role while helping Techno during his invasion

Afterwards, Wilbur adopts Tommy into his clan as his heir to protect him from other nobles

Tommy goofs off in Soul Society and hides away in his 3 dads’ offices when he gets in trouble

#techburza #techzabur #philnobur #philza/technoblade/wilbur #kazoo noises intensify #bleach au #phil/techno/wilbur #kazu writes #writing #dsmpshipping

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Death Game AU

Wilbur is the idealistic main character and leader of the group, he plans to win without giving in to the paranoid desperation the game is trying to push them toward

Phil would be the competent morally grey player who isn't too sure about being allies but is convinced by Wilbur

Techno is the scarily strong enemy who's part of the death game that they manage to either break mind control of or convince to ditch and join their side

#techburza #techzabur #philnobur #philza/technoblade/wilbur #kazoo noises intensify #phil/techno/wilbur #kazu writes #writing #dsmpshipping

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Techno, Philza, and Wilbur are busy people, but always make sure to take the time to show they care and love each other. Whether that means attending Techno's tournaments, listening to Wilbur compose into the late hours of the evening, or sitting nearby while Philza fishes.

One day, Techno and Phil notice Wilbur acting more stressed than usual. They check with each other and try to subtly question Wil about it, but they just can't figure it out. Then, by pure chance, they hear about a festival coming up. And wouldn't you know it, the star performer is one Wilbur Soot.

Techno and Phil hatch a plan. They act like they know nothing; ignoring the flyers sticking out of Wilbur's bag, playing dumb about the festival to friends, telling Wilbur they already made plans for the night. Wilbur leaves for the festival feeling alone for the first time in years. Perhaps he should have just come out and told them, but he wanted to surprise them with tickets. He didn't plan on them going out without him on his big night.

Wilbur steps out on stage, sad but determined to give it his all for everyone that's come to see him. He looks up, stops, and stares. The biggest grin grows on his face. He even starts to tear up a little bit.

Techno and Phil are there, standing in the front row, cheering him on.

#techburza #techzabur #philza/technoblade/wilbur #philnobur #kazoo noises intensify #phil/techno/wilbur #kazu writes #writing #dsmpshipping

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3 gods AU - Wither Roses

Techno is feeling so much love for Wilbur and Phil one day, and wants to show them how much he loves them. Except, his domain, the Nether, isn't soft and warm like the Overworld, or full of magic and mystery like the End. It's harsh and hot and unforgiving. He can't create plants that depend on water. There's barely any food here. The mobs aren't all that cute either. He looks to his two husbands and at the many gifts Wilbur and Phil have given him that make his heart feel full to bursting. He works and toils and locks himself away in a Nether fortress.

Wilbur and Phil are worried. They occasionally take time away from each other - eternity is a long time - but never so suddenly and without notice. Even though they know Techno is safe holed up in the heart of his own domain, they can' t help, but linger and pace the bridges and corridors of the fortress he's blocked himself into.

Finally, Techno steps out of the fortress exhausted and nervous, but strangely flustered. He's hiding something behind his back when they rush up to him. He won't quite meet their eyes as he sputters about having something for them. He presents them with a bouquet of black roses. They're specially made to survive and spawn in the Nether to show his love for the two gods wherever they grow.

#techburza #techzabur #technophilbur #philza/technoblade/wilbur #kazoo noises intensify #3 gods au #phil/techno/wilbur #kazu writes #writing #dsmpshipping

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During the St. Malo trials, all the other faction leaders have to suffer through Wilbur blatantly flirting with Techno and Philza as he conducts the trial.

#techburza #techzabur #philnobur #philza/technoblade/wilbur #kazoo noises intensify #phil/techno/wilbur #kazu writes #writing #dsmpshipping

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3 gods AU - Water

End god Philza absolutely loves the oceans in Wilbur's domain. He's only sad that his Endermen are so weak to the liquid. Techno isn't as enchanted, but is interested in how many of Wilbur's things rely on water. The one time he tried to hold some in his molten hands it immediately evaporated.

Techno gets a little jealous of Wilbur and Philza enjoying the water so much since he can't do anything in it. Give him lava and he can swim through that shit, but neither of his husbands can withstand the stuff.

Philza is working to drain an ocean monument. It’s a long and hard endeavor, but the end result will be so worth it. One day he’s working hard and talking with Wilbur to pass the time when he runs out of dry sponge. Wilbur suggests they call Techno over. He's been more sullen lately, only sticking around for a few minutes every morning before leaving to do other things. When Techno arrives Phil hands him a handful of sponge to stick in the furnace and it dries out instantly. While Phil is thanking Techno for speeding up the process, Wilbur smirks and pushes Techno into the ocean. Everything evaporates in a 100 block radius.

It takes them a good five minutes to calm down from laughing their asses off. Eventually, they retrieve Techno from the bottom of the ocean. He’s a bit ticked and shoves Wilbur in in revenge, but less moody now. Any jealousy has washed away with his unintended trip into the ocean as Philza chatters excitedly about how Techno can help him and Wil finish off excavating the monument.  

#techburza #techzabur #philza/technoblade/wilbur #technophilbur #kazoo noises intensify #3 gods au #phil/techno/wilbur #kazu writes #writing #dsmpshipping

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Have some more nerd stuff. I’ve named the swords for Philza, Techno, and Wilbur kanji and all.

Wilbur: 遺業歌 - Igyouka - Unfinished symphony (literally “work left uncompleted at death” + “song”) Techno: 朱冠 - Shukan - Bloody crown (literally “scarlet/bloody” + “crown/best”) Philza: 羽降 - Hanefu - Feather fall (literally “feather” + “to fall”

If you couldn’t tell, I definitely had a lot of fun with Wilbur’s sword name. And yes, Phil’s sword is a pun on his current Hardcore project lol

#techburza #philza/technoblade/wilbur #philnobur #techzabur #kazoo noises intensify #bleach au #phil/techno/wilbur #kazu writes #writing #dsmpshipping

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ABO dynamics AU

Technoblade is an alpha that usually makes all other alphas feel territorial and act aggressive toward him, but Philza and Wilbur are so chill and self-assured as alphas that they vibe perfectly together.

#techburza #philza/technoblade/wilbur #technophilbur #techzabur #kazoo noises intensify #abo #phil/techno/wilbur #kazu writes #writing #dsmpshipping