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watadere · 1 year
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HERE’S HOW TANGO CAN STILL WIN
LIKE TO CHARGE, REBLOG TO CAST
everyone say it with me: tango sweep
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theminecraftbee · 7 months
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you know what i'm now laughing at just HOW MANY TIMES tango on his stream prior to decked out 2 opening was like. "man i feel so bad for etho. he's under a lot of pressure. there's no guarantee he'll do as good this time, you all need to stop putting him under pressure to win! he might not win! he can be as good or bad as he wants! if he does worse than you expect, go easy on him!" which was SO valid of tango for reminding chat of, right. it was very good of him to be like "you are putting too much pressure on this man" so that people didn't bother etho.
that being said etho has the most cards of anyone, an insane number of embers collected over the course of the game, and a 71.4% win rate, so you know what i think he's fine,
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sarioh · 1 year
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my favorite hermitcraft thing is when the entire server gets so obsessed with a game to the point where 1 week later they know the game a billion times better than the guy who literally spent 9 months straight in total isolation creating it. anyways its so fucking funny watching beef play tcg because he gets pathetically demolished by all the other hermits who know the meta 10x better than he does and then ALSO gets made fun of for vouching for certain cards that everyone in the room knows are complete fucking garbage
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ROUND THREE: SEMIFINALS
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astronomodome · 6 months
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what if I stopped breathjng
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I don’t know how I managed to do this in a day.  Like.  I think I pumped this out on pure adrenaline
But again.  If ur at the caption ya probably say the PSA spoiler wall that says that this comic contains spoilers for the Limited Life SMP finale.  Well and I’m tagging this as spoilers so it’d be evident anyways lol.  So I won’t write my spiel about go watch the end of Limited Life and I’ll just say oh my god what a finale it was absolutely epic.  I loved every moment of it.
But yeah.  I sketched this out as one of those “ahh silly goofy doodly sketchy sketchbook comics when I’m spewing a thought into my sketchbook” and then.  My impulsiveness (there’s a pun there.  Is it intentional?  That’s for you to decide) won in the end and this exists now.  It’s not the best quality of anything I’ve ever made but gosh darnit it was so much fun to make.  So so much fun.
But yeah.  Limited Life was absolutely amazing from start to finish and every POV was awesome (but if ya can’t tell team TIES is gonna live in my head rent free for a while lol)
That said.  Enjoy this silly little mini comic I made and have a good day :D
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mleemwyvern · 1 year
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i love team ties. you took all the redstoners on the server, gave them an Emotional Support Skizzleman, and now theyve blown up a major server landmark with a perfectly executed plan and ridiculous amounts of tnt. and now all three of the ones who are not skizz have the highest timers of everyone.
theyre menaces and its the best
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boxesblr · 7 months
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what if I was a talented game maker and dungeon master who spent 13 months building the sequel to your beloved game and said that I had been waiting all that time to see you play it for the first time,
and you were someone who loved the game I made so much that you built your deck towards playing it for free despite the limited number of runs you're meant to have, who asked me question after question about the game that not only showed your interest but also your insight into something I spent so long on,
and we were both mcyt men
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offline-nobody · 5 months
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since next session (according to scar) is the finale, i’m curious
(excluding previous winners cause i doubt they’re gonna win again)
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cindyneilly-arts · 2 years
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Sooo Empires X Hermitcraft crossover huh?
Ranchers reuniting huh?
I had to draw them, I always wanted to draw them before back in dl but now I did it 🎉
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Hhhhhh this scene always makes me smile aifnsifbwjnd I love them fr fr
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puer-aurea · 5 months
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session 8 spoilers! not a fic, just an observation
people spent ALL season trying to break up the heart foundation, but here they are, session 8, SWEARING LOYALTY TO EACH OTHER. skizz literally saying he will LAY DOWN HIS LIFE FOR THEM. besides the roomies, i think they are the most stable alliance. sure, scott is very loyal but that scotts loyalty doesnt account for gem and impulses (and we know how shaky impulse is, weve known since 3rd life).
i need heart foundation to pull through. i need them to get a win or my heart will break.
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tango-but-everywhere · 3 months
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impulse pov :]
thank you for the submissions!!
[ID: two minecraft screenshots from hermitcraft 10, taken at spawn. The first, Tango is central to the image, across the lava pit from the viewer. Xisuma, Etho and Ren are also visible, as is False’s nametag. In the second, it’s from a different angle, a much closer perspective and a different location. From left to right, the edge of False, Etho, Tango, Ren, xB, Hypno, Cleo, possibly Gem? Skizz, and Grian are all visible, though everyone except False, Tango, xB and Hypno are looking away from the viewer. xB and Hypno are also crouching right next to each other. End ID]
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hopepetal · 11 months
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Little alternate ending fic I wrote for Double Life! Beware the angst :D
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When it ended, the Ranch was gone. Burnt to ash in the heat of the red wars, the animals slaughtered and windows shattered. All that remained were the memories. 
Memories, and two lonely reds with blood on their hands and guilt in their hearts. The crying wind lamented the lost lives in a mournful song as it wove through the trees, brushing strands of hair into Jimmy's face. It had been so long since he last cut his hair. 
God. Out of everything, why was that what he thought of?
“So,” he started, letting the word be taken by the wind. 
“So,” Tango repeated, red eyes that Jimmy had spent so long gazing into flicking away, glancing at the ground. “We won.”
Jimmy let his shoulders sag, the tension he had been holding in his entire body gone. “We won. We won.” He let out a soft, breathy laugh. “We won!”
Tango chuckled, rubbing the back of his head. “I didn't think we'd actually…”
“Me neither!” Jimmy exclaimed, smiling. “Oh, my gosh. Oh my gosh. Does that mean...?” He looked around. “Is there a way out? We won, right? Is there supposed to be some sort of announcement- gosh, I can't believe we broke the curse, I…” He noticed that Tango was being... unusually quiet. Turning back to his rancher, Jimmy felt his smile drop at the sorrowful expression on Tango's face. “...Tango? What's wrong, buddy? Speak to me.”
Tango's eyes met Jimmy's, eyes the colour of poppies gazing at eyes like the sky. “Jimmy…” His voice, which had always been so bright and cheery, sounded like it was weighed down by lead. 
Jimmy felt his heart sink, and he took a few steps forward. “No. No, Tango, don't.” Desperation pushed him forward, and soon he was right in front of his soulmate. “You can't do this to me, Tango. Don't tell me that-”
“There can only be one winner,” Tango finished, his voice a quiet whisper. “I'm so sorry, Jimmy.” Reaching up, he began to unbuckle his chestplate. 
“No, no- Tango-” Jimmy put his hands over Tango's, holding tight. “We- there has to be another way. We'll figure something out! You're good with redstone, right?” He laughed, but there was nothing happy about the sound. “You're good with redstone! I'm sure there's some contraption you can make that can get us out of here!”
“Jimmy.” Tango's voice broke, tears already shining in his eyes. “Jimmy, there's no way out of here. No way out alive.” He stepped away, finishing with unbuckling his chestplate. He discarded the heavy armor to the side with a soft sigh, before quickly doing the same with his boots and pants. “We have to die.”
Jimmy felt hot tears of anger and sorrow welling up in his eyes, and he angrily sniffled. “Tango…” Never had he felt so helpless. Never.
Tango unsheathed his sword and flipped it around, holding on carefully to the blade as he held the hilt out to Jimmy. “I want you to kill me.”
The words were a punch to the gut, and Jimmy felt as though all the air had left his lungs. He could only stare at those desperate, pleading eyes as the first few tears began to fall down his face. “...no. No, no, no, absolutely not, I can't- I couldn't-!”
Tango smiled sadly, bowing his head slightly. “Think of it as payback for me losing our first life.” Despite how he was trying so hard to stay brave, his voice shook. 
Jimmy began to cry as well, his eyes blurring with tears that he tried to blink away frustratedly. “No! Tango, you can't- it's unfair! This whole thing! It's so unfair! I won't- I can't-!”
“Jimmy!”
Jimmy went silent.
“Take it.” Tango thrust the sword toward Jimmy, his shoulders shaking as he sobbed. “Take the sword, Jimmy. Take it and kill me.” He finally looked up, tears streaming down his face as he met those sky-coloured eyes. “Kill me, Jimmy. Kill me and win.”
“We'll both die anyway,” Jimmy got out, as he took the sword nonetheless.
“I know.”
“I'm so sorry.”
“I know.”
Jimmy took a deep, shaking breath, sword at his side, and closed the distance between them. He rested his forehead against Tango's, wrapping his wings- clipped, broken, unable to carry him to the stars- around them both. “Thank you. Thank you so much.”
Tango gave him an encouraging smile. “Go on. Break that curse. For good.” He brought his hands up to gently wipe away the tears staining Jimmy's face. “My rancher.” 
TangoTek was slain by SolidarityGaming. SolidarityGaming died.
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pixiemage · 2 years
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Tango: “But the [Toy Story bedroom wall] is the best part!”
Jimmy:
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myrathefarmer · 1 year
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FeBEEFuary Week Three
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team-zit · 1 year
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YOU WILL VOTE FOR TANGO TEK FOR MCYTBLR SEXYMAN
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