#taika telling them he owns an inn with rhys

[fogsrollingin]

Blackbeard: Hey, urchins, I'm gonna change your lives. Here's 50,000 doubloons. You know how long it was till I had that kinda money?

A fսckin' long time. And here is a knife. You stab anyone who comes near that money, okay?

I want a knife.

Yeah, you can have a knife, too. Pro tip here: When you're killing someone, okay, don't bother stabbing, alright? Chances are they'll survive. You wanna slash big, deep slashes side to side so the guts all fall out.

Hey. Did I see you offer both these children knives... and a big bag of money?

Yeah. Yeah, well, I just thought I'd give these filthy, little gutter rats, uh, the head start that I never had.

Poison into positivity.

Ahh.

Are you a pirate?

No, we're not pirates.

No. And you won't be pirates either. Okay? We own an inn.

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can't handle these were Taika's kids 😂

#so cute #taika waititi #RPF inspoooo #taika telling them he owns an inn with rhys #let's go my fellow RPF weirdos #ofmd #our flag means death #edward teach #Blackbeard #stede bonnet #rhys darby #lol