#sween bug

[sweeneytodddemonbarber]

‘Appy Thanksgiving, my dears. Stay safe. ❤️✨

Also while we celebrate with our friends and family, remember our Indigenous brothers and sisters who have died due to genocide. Know our dark history and do not gaslight it! And to our LGBTQ+ brothers and sisters who do have families who are not as accepting, homophobic, transphobic and racist, I see you, I hear you and I love you. I am your big sister, maternal figure and friend!

If you ‘ave parents who don’t accept you for who you are, I’m your father now. Stay safe, my loves.

@iloveyoutoinfinity @meiwilliamslittlelove @ebbyscrooge @littlerani @princessariel2k23 @fairestofthemall2k25 @themockingjaykatniss @iloveyoutoinfinity

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[thisdayinfavrd]

October 22, 2009

Expecting a chocolate-chip cookie but getting a trail-mix cookie is like expecting a blowjob but getting a minimum-wage job.   @sween (Jason Sweeney) – 137

Me: "Do you need to pee one last time before bed?" 5-year-old: "Nope." It's 1:30 AM, I'm changing sheets, and there's a credibility issue.   @adamisacson (Adam Isacson) – 119

Tagging people on Flickr. Or as I like to call it, "training SkyNet".   @sween (Jason Sweeney) – 119

Halloween gives every woman an excuse to dress like a whore, except for my wife, who suddenly has values.   @thedayhascome (Josh Hopkins) – 98

I'm so busy I can't see straight. But I can see Tom Cruise just fine. Weird.   @badbanana (Tim Siedell) – 98

"The baby will talk when he talks, relax. It ain't like he knows the cure for cancer and he just ain't spitting it out."   @shitmydadsays (Justin) – 86

I set my Sleep Number Bed to Windows 7. Now my bed has bugs and no support whatsoever.   @MODAT (Modat) – 83

They say feed a cold, but mine's eaten everything I had and now it's running around drunk in my girlfriend's party dress, singing Madonna.   @lonelysandwich (Adam Lisagor) – 80

I've found a way around United's baggage fees. I'm wearing all of my clothes and packing everything else in my pockets.   @badbanana (Tim Siedell) – 69

Storm. Curve. Bold. Pearl. And those are just the stripper names from last night that I remember.   @scottsimpson (Scott Simpson) – 69

Running around frantic, trying to gather minorities for my Windows 7 launch party. White lady: check.   @lonelysandwich (Adam Lisagor) – 65

Today they release "Microsoft's best Windows yet." In our cafeteria, they'll have "Salisbury's best steak yet." It's a day of superlatives.   @adamisacson (Adam Isacson) – 64

In Canada, they celebrate a similar holiday on October 31st called Followsween. Instead of candy, they hand out maple syrup and apologies.   @MrBigFists (Jonathan Sloan) – 62

TO ALL SNAKES CURRENTLY ALIVE: ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR! I DECLARE A THUMB WAR... ohhhh. Too bad. Maybe next time.   @sween (Jason Sweeney) – 59

I think I'm allowed to bring an entire bottle of shampoo on the flight as long as I'm drinking it.   @badbanana (Tim Siedell) – 55

She blinded me with science. So I deafened her with history, because damn, some of that shit's boring.   @katefeetie (one katie please) – 54

I can't wait until scientists prove that trigonometry is complete bullshit.   @3hoss (Eric Hoss) – 53

"If you were a dinosaur, you'd be a nagosaurus." "Do you *honestly* think that's funny?" "You bet Jurassic."   @EightBitsShort (Unavailable) – 53

Missing tweet #5059095265   @nicedream (Unavailable) – 53

One of these days I'll realize that leaning forward in my truck while accelerating, does not make me go faster.   @GPappalardo (Soap Box Liberal) – 52

#favrd is down

[sweeneytodddemonbarber]

@meiwilliamslittlelove @redheadgenz @tammiewilliamsmommy @bridgetirishwilliams @littlerani @kriswilliams00 @marynakamurajones75 @animallover2000 @wanda-askblog @avisscrooge @sarahscrooge @angelfromiego @generaldaughter @retiredgeneral1692 @thebarberswifelucy @nellielovett @princessariel2k23 @fairestofthemall2k24 @rachelstrange95

‘appy Mother’s Day, my loves! ❤️

@iloveyoutoinfinity

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[sweeneytodddemonbarber]

He is Risen indeed!! ‘Appy Resurrection Day, Lord!!

@iloveyoutoinfinity

ALLELUIA!!! ALLELUIA!!! LET THE HOLY ANTHEM RISE!!!! 💛✨🐦‍🔥🏳️‍🌈

Happy Easter, everyone!!!!! And Happy Trans Visibility Day!!! 🐰🏳️‍🌈

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[sweeneytodddemonbarber]

Well, I’ll be!!! Congratulations to Travis Kelce, Taylor Swift and the Kansas City Chiefs on their Super Bowl win! And congratulations to the San Francisco 49ers on a valiant effort!

The win was enough to make those MAGA men shut up!

*chuckle* no doubt, love! ✨❤️

@iloveyoutoinfinity

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[sweeneytodddemonbarber]

I hear someone’s birthday is coming up soon!

ME AND MY TWIN SIS!!!! NEXT THURSDAY!!!💛💖🏳️‍🌈

No doubt! ‘Appy Birthday, loves! ♥️

Thanks, Sweenbug!!! 🏳️‍🌈

@iloveyoutoinfinity

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[sweeneytodddemonbarber]

‘Appy Hanukkah, my dears! Stay safe—especially during the rise of antisemitism and Jewish hatred. 💙

@iloveyoutoinfinity @joshuawilliams74 @victorwilliams69 @littlerani @meiwilliamslittlelove @redheadgenz

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[sweeneytodddemonbarber]

The eclipse was spectacular! You could see the diamond ring when it was still dark; and I saw Venus and Jupiter!

That was amazing!!!! In 2017 we saw a partial eclipse and now on April 8, 2024, we get to see the entire total solar eclipse!!!! 🤩🏳️‍🌈

@iloveyoutoinfinity

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[sweeneytodddemonbarber]

Happy 60th birthday to Mr. Depp! ✨

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[sweeneytodddemonbarber]

We’ve made it to Holy Week!!! Happy Palm Sunday!!!

‘Appy Holy Week to you, love. And Hosanna to the Son of David!!!

@iloveyoutoinfinity

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[sweeneytodddemonbarber]

@iloveyoutoinfinity

I heard that Moscow Russia is still smoldering after a couple of gunmen opened fire in a theatre. Me ‘eart goes out to the 135 Russian civilians who died from that horror. The death toll is going to rise…

Mr. Putin, however, I beg to differ because the bugger sent ‘is troops to invade Ukraine 2 years ago and he’s responsible for Mr. Navalny’s death.

And the saddest and heartbreaking thing of it all, the US tried to warn Russia of ongoing threats but they didn’t listen.

#sweeney todd #johnny depp #benjamin barker #sweeney todd rp #sweenbug #sweeney todd gifs #victorian roleplay #victorian rp #sweeney todd: the demon barber of fleet street #sween bug #worried sweenbug

[sweeneytodddemonbarber]

HAPPY ST. PATRICK’S DAAAAY!!! SILANTÉ!!!! 🥳🍀🏳️‍🌈

My name: Shaye is of Irish and Gaelic origin meaning courteous and admirable!!! That’s one thing I never knew about my name until I looked up the meaning of it!!! ✨🏳️‍🌈

That’s very interesting, my love! Your name is very beautiful, and unique, dear. ‘Appy Saint Patrick’s Day to you too, my sweet! 🍀

@iloveyoutoinfinity

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[sweeneytodddemonbarber]

So proud of you and your sister, love! You had the crowd in your heart! ❤️

Aww, thank you! We must’ve done something right! We made Monsters Hockey history! And on Women’s History Month!!! 💖🏳️‍🌈

@iloveyoutoinfinity

*hugs the mun* You mean, herstory!

YUP!!! 💖🏳️‍🌈

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[sweeneytodddemonbarber]

I am furious with the Republicans over what they’ve done in Montana: THEY SENT POLICE OFFICERS IN RIOT GEAR TO ARREST TRANS ALLIES AND PEOPLE AND THOSE SELF-RIGHTEOUS BASTARDS HAVE BARRED MS ZOOEY ZEPHYR FROM SPEAKING ON THE FLOOR AND BARRED HER FROM ANY COMMITTEE ASSIGNMENTS FOR A YEAR—ALL BECAUSE SHE IS TRANSGENDER!! I AM GOING TO EACH AND EVERY SINGLE GOP’S ADDRESS AND I WILL SCRAWL THE WORD, “FASCIST” IN RED BLOOD 🩸!!! THIS SHOULD SCARE THE HELL OUT OF THEM—STARTING WITH THE HOUSE SPEAKER WHO VOTED TO OUST HER!!!

@iloveyoutoinfinity

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[sweeneytodddemonbarber]

Me ‘eart is broken and in rage because a certain non binary child in Oklahoma—is dead! Murdered by three teenaged girls who thought that Nex doesn’t deserve to LIVE!!! 🤬

WE NEED TO ‘OLD THE SCHOOL AND THOSE 3 GIRLS THAT BULLIED NEX TO THE POINT OF DEATH ACCOUNTABLE FOR THEIR ACTIONS!!! And what’s worse, the officials INCLUDING THE POLICE ARE COVERING UP NEX’S DEATH BY LYING!

ALSO A BIG FUCK YOU TO MOMS OF LIBERTY, THE WHOLE REPUBLICAN NAZI PARTY, PRO-LIFERS CHRISTIAN NATIONALISTS, AND FAR RIGHT BIGOTS WHO THINK THIS WAS ABOUT “PROTECTING CHILDREN!” THIS IS NOT!!!!!!! FUCK YOUR EMPTY WORDS!!!! I WOULD WANT NOTHING MORE IF THOSE THREE GIRLS WERE ARRESTED, CHARGED AND TRIED AS ADULTS AND SENTENCED TO LIFE WITHOUT PAROLE FOR THEIR HATE CRIMES!!!!! 🤬🏳️‍🌈

@iloveyoutoinfinity

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[sweeneytodddemonbarber]

It's my 8 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳 WOOT WOOT!!

Cheers to many more, my love.

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