#swang .

[alphamecha-mkii]

Beluga by Swang

#Sci-Fi #Mecha #Spaceship #Swang

[kat-luv]

Daily Song Recommendation #688

#spotify #swang #rae sremmurd

[chimeralibrary]

Huntsman by Swang

#swang #concept art #huntsman #ranger #fantasy #dnd #illustration #painting

[natures-uprise]

#Swang #Liked on Spotify: by Trae Tha Truth https://t.co/pL5i1rlfDx https://t.co/gtjLBpYHTX #IFTTT #Twitter #uprise_s

[cemeterything]

sometimes you just need to succumb to the whimsical urge to sit on an elevated surface high enough that your feet can't touch the ground and kick your legs back and forth aimlessly

#🐉 #been sitting and swanging for nearly an hour at work lol

[tumlrpapi]

Replace me, it's easy. But finding another vibe like mine is impossible.

#papi #drip #swang #sauce #purple #pose #instaswag

#papi #tumblr swag #purple #drippin #drip or drown #swang #pose #sauce

[cactuupng]

Thinking about how in LastLife, when Mumbo was supposedly running away from Grian after Jimmy got killed, he actually turned BACK and ran into Grian

Like he ran away for just a little bit before turning around and going back

Something something Mumbo not believing that Grian, his best friend, would actually kill him. Him believing he wasn't in danger, because last time Grian threatened to kill him, he didn't because he couldn't, so why would it change?

#he also swang his sword and hit Grian the MOMENT he saw him before dying #mumbo jumbo #grian #last life #trafficblr #cactuu talks

[vermin-teeth]

Why do people give Gandalf such plump tits like

That bitch is like 1000 years old those thangs are wrinkly

#let them thangs swang #gandalf #idk anything about LOTR #please be nice to me #verminposting

[sergle]

I have huge badonks too and isn’t it so buckwild to you that people with small/medium boobs can walk around and not have their tits impact their life in a major way? Like the other day my sister (who has b cups) was like “ugh i hate when I forget to wear a bra” like???? You can do that??? You can forget???? To me that’s equivalent to being like “ugh I hate when you forget to put pants on in the morning and go to work with your whole Pussy Out” like we are living DRASTICALLY different lives

GODDDD "i hate when i forget to wear a bra" I cannot IMAGINE LIVING THAT LIFE. my kingdom for tits that don't Absolutely Need the support of a bra...

#if I 'forgot' to put on a bra then someone would call the cops on me for the levels of swang #sergle answers

[fishnetinsides]

i want to know what lesbian on the saw x team gave mandy that carabiner… they are my HERO

#swanging that thing around the whole movie #and dangling it from her belt loop #WE GET IT #amanda young #shawnee smith #lesbian amanda young #saw #saw x #sawposting

[embraceyourdestiny]

So you’re telling me if some magical monster appeared from the folds of the universe and propositioned you for sex you wouldn’t have sex with it? Huh. Interesting.

#og #monster fucker #I had this thought earlier and I was like. hey. if some gigantic wolf fuck or some buck faced skeleton creature came out and it was swanging #yeah I’d like it shove that shit in me. and then I was like people wouldn’t do that? wild. it’s a once in a lifetime experience and this #creature is fully onboard like hell yeah it’s got slick?! even better

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

in the kitchen bouncing absolute ass to that mi*key mou*e clubhouse themesong

#op #no i cant schmoove it anymore yes i swang that shit around regardless

[shitouttabuck]

hello friends in my phone my aunt was just shocked by me saying yes of course i pee in the shower like thrice a week so. do you pee in the shower and / or would you think it’s normal to do so

* EDIT WHILE SHOWERING. OBVIOUSLY OH MY GOD NOT JUST USING IT AS A TOILET

#she was so horrified by me but like? why wouldn’t you pee in the shower?????? #like i’m not swanging this thang around it’s near the drain #and i scrub down the bathroom regularly enough so

[isame-allen]

I finished the doodle :D

#had to cover his ding dong with a thick cloud cuz I ain’t leavin his dang swang #dreamswap #ds dream #isaacballz

[seaquestions]

there’s like an ad frm our version of osha with diff monsters representing workplace stressors and. if a totally naked squidman-illithid-type guy came up behind me and gently caressed my shoulder. im. not sure What i would do but. i dont think this metaphor works.

#incoherent turtle noises #its dick is literally like. conveniently censored by a little flower vase. LIKE. #squidman butt naked in the office fully swanging. i supposed thats an HR violation but. uh. #next to a dragon breathing fire to represent a customer screaming at you idk what the sexy squidman is meant to be.

[saturnmortis]

#hms brainrot in full swang #my art #Chonny jash #cccc #hms #cj hms #chonny jash hms