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surprisebitch · 11 months

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Lol you absolutely used to go by another name, I mean it has been literally forever since you did, but I remember when you switched to surprisebitch. I mean tbf "surprise, bitch" happened like 10 years ago which is like AGES in internet time but still! I remember lol.

omg it was an era indeed

#aah memories i cant believe ive been here since 2012 #surprise bitch #Anonymous

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bvrsting · 6 months

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Nine people I'd like to get to know better

Tagged by: @lavalierre (hehe thank u for the tag!)

Last Song: "sign" by FLOW (naruto fans u know what's up)

Favorite Color: purple

Last movie/show: fullmetal alchemist: brotherhood

Flavor: sour

Relationship Status: married! (for 3 years but together for 6!)

Last Thing I Googled: "deadly dog virus west coast" (saw a tweet about a "mystery illness" going around for dogs and wanted to get the deets)

Current Obsession: trying out new weapons on splatoon 3 + getting better at turf war

Tagging: @stardxstwitch @liabilidee @surprisebitch @a-head-full-of-echoes @corin-tuckers-left-one @ragrettispaghetti @holmes-and-his-dumbledore @knivesv @staysunk-n-poppunk

Edit: pls only do it if you feel comfortable!!! 🥺

#personal #tag game #this was fun

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whatevertheywant · 2 years

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Tagged by @gomerpyle 💜

Tag 9 people you'd like to get to know better!

Favorite color: Purple 💜💜💜

Currently reading: Does Daily Dracula count? Because if so,that. I have been reading my friend Mikaela Miller's book War Games from her Neverland Series on and off all year and the Bob's Burgers cookbook,too.

Last Song: I Think We're Alone Now by Annie DiRusso. It's an excellent cover and y'all should check it out if you haven't.

Last Movie: I'm currently watching the first Tobey Maguire Spider-Man. I think the last one before that might have been the Bob's Burgers Movie but idr.

Sweet/savory/spicy: I'm a savory girl through and through with a hint of spice 🌶

Currently working on: Define working lol...I have a few creative ideas bouncing around including wanting to write a DND campaign, story ideas,and my spoons theory based cookbook.

Tagging: @awesomeapplegirl @fallingfortragedy @shanethvarosa @hotboyproblems @teddystimeline-blog @lesbiangrandmas @surprisebitch @supremesapphic @megbrit

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crynkink · 2 years

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the fact that everyone thinks it’s iconic that @surprisebitch is back is iconic within itself

#lol we love what you bring

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thebitchofadeadpoet · 2 years

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@surprisebitch tumblr says you're similar to taylor swift what? why??

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happy-xy · 3 years

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#king shit

#surprisebitch #bbelcher #userjosh #gay #lgbt #lgbtq #tiktok #tik tok #vids

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selenafanclub · 3 years

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Selena Gomez Elle Magazine, September 2021

#selena gomez #elle #sgomezedit #selgomezedit #dailywomen #dailywomensource #flawlessbeautyqueens #bbelcher #surprisebitch #chewieblog

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selenas-gifs · 3 years

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SELENA GOMEZ in Only Murders in the Building

#selena gomez #only murders in the building #selenagomezgifs #sgomezgifs #selenadaily #dailywomen #dailywomensource #bbelcher #surprisebitch #userstream

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trakeena · 3 years

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Trakeena preparing to transform one more time

#Trakeena #Power Rangers #Power Rangers Lost Galaxy #predit #prlg #prlgedit #amy miller rolle #Trakiot #My Gif #Mine #My Stuff #userstream #bbelcher #dailyhangover #useranimusvox #surprisebitch #You haven't seen the last of me #Journey's End

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surprisebitch · 11 months

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“always been surprisebitch” okay mr. the bling ring url (sorry been following you for over 10 years lmao)

your loyalty OMG you really have been following for so long, we have to be mutuals at this rate

#hi who are u cutie

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justablogofaweeb · 2 years

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Arthur: “When I die, I’m gunna eat a bag of popcorn kernels so that when I get cremated the creamator gets a little surprise!” Lewis: *Holds up a bag or popcorn kernels* “Open wide Arthur.”

#MysterySkullsAnimated #IncorrectQuotes #SURPRISEBITCH #Openwide

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rhea-ripley · 4 years

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