#submission: mytardisnowspacetravel

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Eddis: I can’t seem to do anything right now!

Gen: Mhm, I never thought I’d have to say this, but there is only space in this family for one unstable cousin, and I have held that title for a very long time, so you are going to have to get it together.

#eddis #eugenides #queen's thief #megan whalen turner #qtq #source: schitt's creek #submission #submission: mytardisnowspacetravel #submission tag fixed! sorry about that

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FOCUS UP YOU LITTLE MONSTERS!!! Not you Pheris, you’re an angel and we’re thrilled you’re here.

Gen addressing his attendants

#eugenides #pheris #queen's thief #megan whalen turner #qtq #source: parks and recreation #submission #submission: mytardisnowspacetravel #in the vaguest sense: #return of the thief #rott spoilers #qt spoilers

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Gen (sending Costis off to go kidnap Kamet): You can handle this, I have total faith in you.

Also Gen: There’s like a 30% chance they’ll both die. 

#eugenides #costis #kamet #queen's thief #megan whalen turner #qtq #source: parks and recreation #submission #submission: mytardisnowspacetravel

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Gen: haha babe you had a cRuSH on me!?! that’s embarrassing

Attolia: we’re married

Gen: still!

#eugenides #attolia #queen's thief #megan whalen turner #qtq #source: parks and recreation #submission #submission: mytardisnowspacetravel #irene x eugenides

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(Gen walks in on a conversation between Relius and Teleus)

Eugenides: Relius, lunch today?

Relius: No 

Eugenides: Mmm very well, I’ll dine alone then :(

Teleus: …

Teleus: See?

Eugenides: See what?

Relius: Teleus seems to think you like me more

Eugenides: Teleus, don’t be ridiculous - that’s exactly the kind of paranoia that makes me wary of spending time with you!

#eugenides #teleus #relius #queen's thief #megan whalen turner #qtq #source: schitt's creek #submission #submission: mytardisnowspacetravel

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I have no idea what I’m doing but I know I’m doing it really really well

Gen

#eugenides #queen's thief #megan whalen turner #qtq #source: parks and recreation #submission #submission: mytardisnowspacetravel

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Teleus: Please stamp the form.

Attolia: I just want to admire it one more time. Again, fantastic work… In fact… such good work–I think i’m in love with you.

Gen: Oh my god that’s great news ‘cause I’m in love with you too.

Attolia: What?!

Gen: What?!

Teleus: Stamp the form.

Gen: Ok, let’s not let Teleus feel left out. We love you too Teleus.

Teleus: Stamp the damn form.

Gen: Group hug!

#teleus #attolia #eugenides #queen's thief #megan whalen turner #qtq #source: parks and recreation #submission #submission: mytardisnowspacetravel