#stoinis just walking around with bigger guns

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Ok I opened Seb's message

#but it was a message sent 10 weeks ago???? #do i reply???? #and with what???!! #'thanks Seb miss you too' #'see you at the next king's birthday game' wait no he doesn't know i saw him at the previous one #i mean is there any chance of him playing bbl13 #i think he's being playing cricket for sorrento #or at least dressing up in the sorrento cricket uniform #just swanning around in the outfield yelling instructions #standing at silly mid on and providing witty banter #bats at number 11 #he should be invited back to the stars as a coach #the coach #spends the whole time convincing sam Harper to wear short sleeves #uniform coach at the stars #sets out the uniform for the players #accidentally deliberately leaves the tops in the dryer too long #hides Sam Harper's long sleeve tops #orders the sizes smaller than what the players were measured up for #stoinis just walking around with bigger guns #everyone thinks he's on steroids but he's like 'nope we've hired an intern to take care of laundry he must have pressed the wrong setting' #most of the players actually think Seb is an intern #One guy thought Seb was the bartender #asked for a wine and Seb had to precariously carry a red wine and a laundry basket heaped with maxi's test whites #maxi found out he was getting called up for boxing day and got the stars laundry intern to wash his whites #seb put the baggy green in with the whites though