#stinky name ik

[queewp]

fucked up bird alert !!

just dumping some art of it :3

#oc #quewps ocs #astray #stinky name ik #but i blanked #bird thing #THAT FUCKING BIRD THAT I HATE #art #digital art

[disneyprincemuke]

the favourite driver * ls2

it's never fun feeling like an outsider, so you'd sworn that nobody would ever feel the way you did all those years ago

pairings: logan sargeant x platonic!femdriver

notes: hi i know i took forever to write this but uh what r u gonna do? ik u love me B)

| "wanna hang out?" | driver's parade | american burgers | american football | the thanksgiving incident | another williams adoptee | beating the heat | you’re embarrassing me | santa baby | the favourite driver | the situationship | it's nice to have a friend |

"remember!" toto calls out to you walking away. "back by half past three for his nap!"

you wave your arm in the air, hoisting little jack wolff on her hip. you look down at him. "wanna make a new friend, jack?"

the young boy nods excitedly, giggling and throwing his head back. "is it your new friend?"

"yeah! his name's logan!" you squeal, jumping up the stairs of the williams racing home. you put jack down to the floor and let him grab your hand, pushing the door open. "he's super cool! cooler than georgie, i reckon!"

his eyes light up at the thought. uncle george has always been cool in the eyes of little jack wolff – simply because he had made an effort to make sure that he thought of him that way. though susie argues that you are jack's favourite race car driver, always wearing the team shirt you gave him to sleep every other night.

you spot logan on the couch, scrolling away on his phone. "hey, i want you to meet someone!"

logan looks up at you first, eyes widening and lips stretching into a sweet smile. then he notices the smaller hand wrapped in yours. he tilts his head at the young boy hiding shyly behind your legs. "hey, buddy."

"this is little toto – jack!" you beam, stepping aside to present jack to logan. "i like babysitting him when he's in the paddocks, so i brought him here with me!"

"hi," jack says timidly, one hand on your thigh. "i'm jack."

"hey," logan hums, squeezing his shoulder lightly. "i'm logan."

"hi," he says again, slightly softer this time before settling to hide behind your legs again. he bundles up the material of your sweatpants in his hands and avoids logan's curious eyes.

logan looks up at you. you shrug. "he's a little shy," you whisper. you move to the side again and put jack by your side on the tiny blue couch. "i thought you were excited to meet my new friend?"

"i got shy," he giggles. he turns to logan with a smile. "are you also a race car driver? like uncle george?"

you poke jack's shoulder. "he's cooler than uncle george. logan's not a stinky boy man."

jack giggles. "you're not stinky?"

you spend the afternoon by the william's racing home with logan and jack, the four-year-old eventually opening up to play a game of football with him. to which, logan almost started debating with an actual kid about how he knows it as soccer.

but he dropped it, not wanting to confuse such a young child about the difference.

by the time three-thirty rolls around, jack is hugging logan's neck, cheek mushed into his shoulder with logan's arms under his body. "thanks for carrying him back for me," you whisper with a giggle. "he's getting very big and heavy."

logan grins. "he's very cute. i can see why you like him a lot."

"he's already sleeping," toto says slightly amused, hands on his hips by the doors that lead into the mercedes home. "i'm impressed."

"we played soccer," logan grins, leaning forward to transfer the sleeping kid into his father's arms.

"football," you correct logan with a pat on his shoulder. you grin at him. "i'll see you later at the driver's briefing, mate."

logan bids you goodbye, walking the other way as he readjusts his williams hoodie. toto grins at you, turning on his heel while you pull the door open. "i'm glad jack made a new friend. one more babysitter for me, yes?"

you shrug. "isn't it up to jack to decide if he likes being with logan?"

jack lifts his head, eyes half open with drool pooling at the corner of his mouth. "logan's my favourite driver."

toto gasps as jack drops his cheek on his shoulder again. "you converted him to a williams supporter!"

"no way! i'm supposed to be his favourite race car driver!"

@cashtons-wife @darleneslane

#logan sargeant #logan sargeant x reader #logan sargeant x you #fem!driver #f1 female driver #f1 x you #disneyprincemuke #disneyprincemuke imagine #disneyprincemuke imagines #disneyprincemuke f1 #disneyprincemuke inthaf #logan sargeant platonic #disneyprincemuke 3k celly

[midnighmoonligh]

Agere CoD Animal Crossing Head Canon's

(this is just for fun)

Item list; Denim Overalls (white), Kerokerokeroppi Pin, Pacifier (baby grey), Simple-accent Socks (white), Rubber-toe Sneakers (black), Dreamy Backpack (mint), & Panda Umbrella.

Big on-island design

Plays religiously when little

He will harass anyone he can to play with him

Ghost has to aggressively avoid Kyle when playing, he makes him regress

Has a Dark Academia theme

Favorite holiday is a mix of Halloween (favorite character is ofc Jack) and Turkey Day

Aggressively collects amiibo cards, has two binders full of them

The villagers he has are; Apollo, Wolfgang, Skye, Dobie, Chief, Kyle, Fang, Freya, and Vivian.

His starters had been Apollo, Daisy, and Pecan

Ghost's favorite villager is Kyle (looks like Riley & has Gaz's name)

Item list; Annyeong Tee, Baggy Shirt (gray), Dreamy Pants (blue), Jogging Shorts (black), Diaper (light blue), Mohawk Wig, Punk Hair Wig (orange), Pacifier (baby gray, Pacifier (baby mint), Holey Socks (blue), Knee Bandages, Knee Brace (black & blue), Basketball Shoes (light blue), Crossbody Boston Bag (blue), and Blue Umbrella.

All his villagers are jocks

His first animal crossing game was New Leaf

Prefers new leaf, but doesn't mind new horizons

The villagers he has are; Kid Cat, Samson, Stinky, Tank, Teddy, ED, Tad, Moose, Mac, and Lyman.

He collected the amiibo cards for a small time to get jock villagers, but he gave his collection to Ghost.

Soap's favorite villager is Tad

His favorite holiday is Bunny Day

His favorite character is Zipper

His original villagers were Teddy, Deirdre, and Poncho

Soap's Island is a cross between city-theme and kidcore

Obnoxiously into animal crossing conspiracies

He has loads of theories about Zipper

Item's list; Anorak Jacket (red), Colorful Striped Sweater (white, yellow, & red), Diaper (cream), Formal Shorts (white), Track Pants (gray), Crown, Colorful Striped Knit Cap (red), Pacifier (baby gray), Pacifier (baby pink), Color-blocked Socks (brown), Kerokerokeroppi socks, Pompompurin boots, Rubber-toe High TOps (berry red), Bug Cage, Butterfly Backpack, and Rainbow umbrella.

Big on bug collection

Maxed out the bug half of the museum

Gets so excited when seeing Flick

Casual player & often hangs out with ghost

Has had the same villagers since he started

Only really plays if he can play with someone

Got the crown from Ghost (both Ghost & Soap worked to get it for him)

The villagers he has are; Molly, Fauna, Beau, Erik, Deirdre, Pecan, Poppy, Kiki, Mapple, and Ike.

His starter villagers were; Fauna, Deirdre, and Pecan.

His favorite holiday is Festivale and Bug-off

Will take a day off just to sit and play the Festivale event

He'll spend an entire day running around collecting flowers because shiny

His favorite characters are Nat, Flick, & Kiki

The island theme he picked is a sort of glow forest

Item list; Colorful Striped Sweater (navy, light blue, & pink), Oilskin Coat (red), Explorer Shorts (beige), Pineapple Aloha Shorts (red), Outdoor Hat (red), Pacifier (baby yellow) Pacifier (baby orange), Pacifier (baby pink), Rounded Beard, Frilly Knee-high Socks (black), Knee Bandages, Rubber-toe Sneakers (yellow), Rain Boots (red), Fish Pochette, and Fish Umbrella.

The museum is fully maxed out

Shares an island with Gaz, doesn't decorate

He will get super anxious when things are suddenly different

Fishes ALL THE TIME

Only plays to fish for hours

Rich from the fish he catches

Gets lost on the island a lot

Will excitedly shake Gaz if he finds out CJ is roaming around

Is a pro at the fishing tourneys

He has all the special items you can get from CJ

Has the same villagers as Gaz

His favorite characters are CJ and Chip

Gets upset when things block the view of where he's fishing

Will complain about how clapped the villagers look

His favorite holidays are Fishing Tourney and International Museum Day.

Item list; Energetic Sweater (purple), Konnichiwa Tee, Mod Parka (green), Cargo Pants (avocado), Chino Pants (gray), Labelle Cap (midnight), OK Motors Cap, Pacifier (baby gray), Pacifier (baby green), Color-blocked Socks (green), Pom-pom Socks (green), Kerokerokeroppi Boots, Rubber-toe High Tops (olive), Nook Inc. Pochette, and Frog Umbrella.

Loves when it rains

Decorates like crazy

Super pretty and aesthetic island

Specifically created places where Price and fish

He's on fashion and his storage is full of clothes

Doesn't have enough space for his clothes and gets really upset about it

Island aesthetic is neutral neighborhood

He borrows Ghost's cards. He thinks they're really cool

His villagers are; Pietro, Julian, Elmer, Papi, Victoria, Roscoe, Winnie, Savannah, Reneigh, and Annalise.

The original villagers he had were; Julian, Alice, and Elise.

Gaz specifically picks the most obnoxious villagers to annoy Price

He forgets to warn Price when making changes to their island

Favorite holiday is Toy Day

Favorite character is Isabelle

Item list; Chick Tee, Culottes (white), Diaper (light blue), Boa Parka (gray), Denim Overalls (avocado), Kiki & Lala Pin, Pacifier (baby gray), Pacifier (baby mint), Color-blocked Socks (white), Nordic Socks (gray), Tube Socks (navy blue), Cinnamoroll Sneakers, Cute Sneakers (blue), Rubber-toe High Tops (blue), Bear Backpack (brown), and Pineapple Umbrella.

Only plays with Logan and/or Hesh

Shares an island with Logan & Hesh

Hesh's wife plays with them too!

Loves collecting shooting stars & their crafting recipes

Doesn't do anything in particular, mostly just follows Logan & Hesh around

Often watches Logan & Hesh fight over decorating (sometimes antagonizes it & finds it funny)

Logan enjoys having a fall scene, always skipping time to stay in it. Hesh prefers winter. So to compromise they split the island into three parts

Keegan went for a dark cottage-core on his side

Their villagers are; Phoebe, Charlise, Katt, Tybalt, Claudia, Filbert, Kitty, Tammy, Graham, and Vesta.

Their original villagers were; Phoebe, Kitt, and Charlise

His favorite holiday is New Years and Christmas

He always makes sure to play on holidays!

Favorite characters are Timmy and Tommy

Item list; Dreamy Sweater (blue), Garden Tank (blue), Kids' Smock (cherry blossom), Culottes (white), Diaper (light blue), Dreamy Pants (blue), Cinnamoroll hat, Prom Crown (silver), Pacifier (baby gray), Pacifier (baby mint), Pacifier (baby blue), Kiki & Lala Socks, Lace Socks (white), Cinnamoroll sneakers, Mary Janes (blue), Dreamy Backpack (mint), and Blue shiny-bows parasol.

Doesn't share an island with anyone, but is always having shadows play with him on his island

Half the island is worked on the other half isn't. It's been this way for two years

Has a fairy-tale aesthetic (mostly greyscale)

His favorite villager type is dogs

His favorite villager is Cookie

Favorite event is New Years (for the fireworks) and Fireworks show

Favorite character is Redd

His current villagers are; Goldie, Cookie, Portia, Shep, Bea, Butch, Maddie, Daisy, Lucky, Bones, and Boom.

His original villagers were; Lucky, Sparro, and Bam

He has a small collection of cards. He only bought them to collect the dogs more easily but ended up giving up

Plays more than anything when he's injured

Item list; bone Tee, Cardigan School Uniform Top (beige), Two-tone Pants (yellow), Worn-out Jeans (light blue), Paper-bag Hood, Ski Mask (black), Halo, Cosmos Crown, Pacifier (baby gray), Pacifier (baby yellow), Aran-knit Socks (white), Cute Sneakers (yellow), Mary Janes (red), Vivid Socks (yellow), Nook Inc. Knapsack, and Eggy Parasol.

Shares an island with Horangi

Horangi plays way more than he does

Plays New Leaf more than New Horizons

Only really plays when regressed

Absolutely terrified of the bugs and will run away from them or yell until Horangi catches them

Their villagers are; Bangle, Bianca, Claudia, Leonardo, Rolf, Rown, Tynalt, Patricia, Spike, and Merengue.

Their original villagers were; Bianca, Dozer, and Shari.

He really likes talking about animal crossing

He loves playing with people online

His favorite characters are Isabelle and Digby

Horangi conned him into having all the tigers

Island Aesthic is kid core (he begged Horangi)

He has ALL the fruits

#animal crosing new horizons #animal crossing #animal crosing new leaf #acnh island #acnh community #acnh #cod modern warfare #cod mw2 #roach cod #cod ghost #ghost cod #cod #konig cod #cod konig #cod graves #cod gaz #cod soap #cod price #simon ghost riley #john soap mactavish #captain john price #kyle gaz garrick #gary roach sanderson #konig #keegan p russ #philip graves #age regression caregiver #age regression #sfw interaction only #sfw agere

[kachimera]

I literally left a discord group that I had been in for like, a week because that's what they called N!Alucard. Also because they wouldn't let me talk about LoS, only about NFCV.

I remember liking many of the fanart and fanfiction when it was just the first two seasons, and like a little bit with season three, but yeah, I noticed that as well in just about every fanfic I read. I tried to reread a lot of those fics and man, so many of them only focused on N!Alucard's trauma, and almost never any on Trey's, and it just got so boring after awhile.

But you're right. Celiakardo, from what I've seen of it, seems like a ship that I could get down with, but N!Trevphacard (I don't actually remember the ship name) just has a huge dynamic imbalance that overshadows what would've made the ship at least decent. And this is coming from someone who literally ships the entity within the castle of LoS with Gabriel. Honestly, N!Syphacard seems like a better ship than any with Trey in it.

(I ship N!Trevor with happiness and emotional stability)

Lmao noooo💀. But srsly,if a group or server is gonna focus exclusively on nfcv then they should've added that as a disclaimer, otherwise its just rude of them to not let you talk (and yes ik that the fandom in general has a hostile past w LoS too).

And yea, the fandom flanderized both n!Alu and Trey into the pwoor sad sexyman who has fat tiddies n cries, and into funny stinky drunky trauma-y man who is dumb and has sex w the sexyman respectively.

And the thing is that, you can have an unhealthy ship w a power imbalance! But you just gotta be aware that there is an imbalance there and were all that happening irl it would be a problem (even my beloved maleon ship is has its unhealthy elements. Leon bestie ilu but that mans is trouble). If there is no awareness of those elements it can come off as if they're being brushed under the rug or as if there's no actual unhealthy situation to begin with, which is hmmm :/. Ofc im not saying all ships must have a problematique disclaimer nor that all trephacard shippers are onboard w insulting your partner's murdered family, just that if there's no awareness of all that i find it uncomfortable.

And its funny you mention syphacard bc precusely one of the fics i vaguely remember was uhh, Sypha n Alu getting together while Trey anguished over it (iirc it was partially bc he hit or yelled at Sypha while drunk. Idk i do like that it addresses that alcoholism is not all funni silly jokes and it has devastating consequences both for the person and their loved ones but it also felt a bit mean to dump all the wrongdoings caused by Trey's poorly healed traum in front of him while n!Alu is the nice bf here despite his Behaviour. Im going here by memory tho so) and like Trey. Treyey. My buddy pal. Ik most bitches in a 10 mile radius want to lynch you but srsly dont simp like that you're better on your own

#anti netflixvania #netflixvania rants #me answers #you cant just tactlessly make Alu an unlikable asshole like that it only works on his Arikado era after hes been on the blender for 600yrs #alsooo im a bit sleepy so apologies if im not making much sense here #and yea reminder im generalizing here and all that. dont mean to insult nfcv fans just complaining abt general fandom #ALSO #JOIN THE CELIAKADO NATION NOW #(jk jk)

[angelbaby-fics]

Hiii I lov your fics! I was wondering if you know of a agere stucky fic abt bathtime. I can’t remember the name but I remember that at first the reader was trying to get out of bath time by saying they didn’t smell bad and then during the bath I think Bucky was winding them up by making dinosaur noises. Ik it’s not a lot to go off of but I thought it was yours but can’t find it :(

hello darling!! 💕

i THINK you might be thinking of either Stinky Baby or perhaps Ducks and Baths by my dear friend @pahtoosh 🤔🤔

#if not i hope you find it!! #also thank you for saying you love my fics 😅 sorry this one wasn't mine

[trollsarecute]

This may be a long⬇️

Warning: this may have some cussing don't read if not allowed. enjoy

Creek: *Smirks evilly when he sees branch and walks up to em and taps em on the shoulder*

Branch: * Turns around in confusion then gasps in fright noticing who it is and is frozen for a second but then tacks a hold of emself and thinks about something and smirks having perfect combat for em* Is there something that you think is this important to the point where you gotta annoy the hell out of me?

Creek: *Is taken back by his sudden choice of words then collects himself knowing what he's trying to do and doesn't want that to happen* listen here blue bitch, I will say and do as I want. your are not to tell me what to say and do you hear me?!

Branch: *Perks head up* Hmm? Sorry I didn't hear you, it must be that your so annoying that I can't handle your voice.

Creek: *Is disgusted and shocked at how rude he's being* How dare you say thoes hurtful words to me!! Your tacking them all back right now Mr.!!! *Stomps foot like an angry two year old*

Branch: *Gives him the same face then smiles in his head having the perfect combat for em* Wow....It's kind of sad a little here bud, I was sure that your parents wouldn't have spoiled you rotten. Now I know why you are the way you are. You need to get a grip on life here bud...

Creek: You better tack that back, or YOU'LL REGRET IT!!!!

Branch: Will i?

Creek: *Scream out in anger*

Branch: *Notices some trolls and knows that creek doesn't like to show his weak side and knows how to get to em and steps up touches his hair and brushes it with his hand* It's really sad that your ugly hair and your stinky personality made poppy run away and up to me. *Yanks hair harshly*

Creek: *Screams in pain*

Branch: *Knees em in the aera and smiles at em on the ground now* Who's the puss now?

*Some trolls gather around watching branch tack down the village pretty boy with a couple gasps and whispers here and there*

Creek: *Tries to say something but gets cut off by branches hair* Hmmph!!!!!😡😡😡

Branch: What are you so angry about? Oh ik what it is....your being taken down but the guy you love picking on!!!!

Creek: *Looks around noticing everyone is now surrounding them while pointing and whispering at creek as embarrassment fills the air around creek knowing that picking on a troll isn't the best idea and you'd get into really bad trouble if you do*

Branch: And the kidnap-mmmph!!!!

Creek: *Tackles branch and hushes em with hand and looks up and around and notices a couple trolls gasping in shock and others backing away slowly in fear not wanting to be a part of the scene that their all witnessing and leans down and whispers into his ear harshly* I told you not to say anything!!!

Branch: *Tries to kick and push em off but nothing works since he's a whole lot stronger then he is*

Poppy: Creek Coward!!!! (That'll be his name😌)

Creek: *Hears that voice and ice cold water runs right through his veins and body and slowly looks up and notices the queen of trolls village standing in the distance a little away from with hands on her hips looking pissed of at em tapping her foot and tries to think of a lie* Bruh-Bronch was pissing me off and kept pocking me and I told em to stop and he-mmph

Branch: *Covers mouth and bites hand as creek flinches in pain and rips his hand away and screams out in pain* HE'S LIEING HE WAS TRYING TO *voice gets quicker and higher as creek is trying to shut em up from saying anything further then he's gotten already* PUT ME DOWN AND I DIDN'T ECCEPT IT AND TOOK EM DOWN AND NOW HE'S ALL -MMMMMMPHH *looks at poppy with pleading eyes but screams underneath creek's hand while trying to take it off so he can speak*

Poppy: CREEK!!!! DON'T MAKE ME FORCFULLY GRAB YOUY OFF!!!! CAUSE I CAN CERTAINLY DO THAT!!!! I GOT NO FEAR OF DOING SUCH A THING!!!! IT'S EAITHER THAT OR YOU LET BRANCH GO AND I WILL CHATE WITH YA!!!! ONE WAY OR ANOTHER I'M PUNISHING YOU, YOU DON'T DO THIS...YK KNOW THAT!!! SO IT'S YOUR CHOICE THE EASY OR THE HARD WAY, YOU CHOOSE!!!!!

Creek: *Stares at her pissed off but doesn't wanna do anything to her since she's the queen so feeling really angered he let's branch go and get's up and runs away*

Poppy* Gasps never having a troll run away from her before and a feeling that she's never felt before tacks over and runs after creek while yelling back at branch to go home and tack care of himself*

Branch: *Not wanting to have poppy hurt herself trying to protect and deal with creek but also doesn't wanna to get hurt trying to help her knowing what creek's capable of doing and wants to go home so making his way towards his bunker he thinks about it*

All the other trolls go their own directions whispering to each other about all that they had witnessed

Creek: *Runs then takes a look back and gasps noticing poppy closing up on em*

Poppy: Get your ass back here boy!!!!

Creek: *Terror strikes em and runs then trips and falls down giving poppy time to catch up and hold em down*

Poppy: *Notices and uses her hair and wraps it around creek's waist pinning em to the ground not letting em go and gets up to em and sits on em pinning his arms down*

Cree;* Gasps in fear and tries to escape but is only able to breaks his arms away and not his body since she has her hair tied around his waist witch makes it more harder for the escape to happen* leh LET GO!!!!!

Poppy: And let you hurt others?! Give me a break creek!!!! I thought you weren't that bad!!! But recently I'm starting to think that breaking up was the best thing I did and getting with branch was better then it was being with you!! I can't have a king hurting others, that's bad leadership. I want others to look at my village and WANT to come and stay, not be scared cause there's this guy who loves picking on others and beating them up. Ik your really really pissed but things gotta come to an end and this whole thing...HAS to stop right now. By you acting the way you are is causing the village to be unsafe...so I got no choice then to put you in the fungeon.....

Creek: WHAT!!!!!!! *Looks at her as if she was his mom and told him that he's loosing his phone for a month and won't get it back til the end*

Poppy: I'm so sorry but I can't have you acting like this, it's unsafe for the village itself..*Gets up and having creek's waist still in her hair she grabs his two arms and starts to pull em towards the fungeon slowly and creek squirms to break free from her*

Creek: NO NO NOOO!!!! LET ME GOOO!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO *Cries while his whole world crashes in front of em as they pass a few trolls watching em being pulled by the queen towards the fungeon and having a freak out scene on the way there*

They reach it

Poppy: *Lightly pushes em in there and with one more look she meets his scared teary drenched face before closing the door before hearing his muffled sobs of pure sorrow but tries really hard not to feel his hurt and makes her way back into the village and proceeds with her day then later on goes back to see how branch was doing and did some cuddling with em trying to comfort em, trying to make em feel at peace from all creek put em through *

#Broppy #DreamWorks #DreamWorks trolls #poppy #trolls poppy #trolls branch #trolls creek #creek the creep #creepo #creek #branch #branch x poppy #trolls

[thrawnalani]

Okay brain dump time!!!

What if the force guided Ezra and the Purgill to wherever Outbound flight crashed. And so the Chimera shows up on this planet inhabited by the survivors of the incident. Thrawn stumbles upon a mural depicting A certain Chiss and that chick (o man why can't I remember her name but YOU KNOW WHOMST I SPEAK OF) and ofc its surrelist or whatever so nobody quite understands what the mural means except for Thrawn. Thrawn is all like "OH NO EMOTIONS" and has like some kind of catharsis. I'm a slut for emotional Thrawn.

Perhaps The Chimera agrees to help the settlement with ???some sort of thing idek??? And Ezra KNOWS he should help the Empire help the people, but working with the Empire is ewwy stinky. So as Thrawn is trying to build a relationship with these people and help them, Ezra keeps trying to help in his own way but unintentionally keeps only harming the settlement more than helping. (So confusing ik)

While Ezra gets all emo after learning how his "help" is only a detriment to the settlement, Ezra begins to hear rumors about a crazed hermit who lives beyond the woods of this settlement. (Kinda like a obi Wan sort of dealio) and Ezra finds a surviving jedi from the crash. The jedi is all like yo you gotta prove yoself if you want to be my student. Which ofc involves coming with terms to work with thrawn. And also Maybe they have some deep philosophical dialogue about. . . Stufff??? Pros and cons of the Rebels vs Empire. Thrawns candid views of the Empire. Stuff like that ya know?

Anyways Ezra finally earns his good noodle star and is able to train under this jedi. And that's when Ezra learns about the ooky spooky Grysks.

Ezra is all like omg that sounds bad and Thrawn is like ikr??? Come help my people ;-;

AND FIN

(For those of you with writing talent I hope this inspires you. . . Or something?)

#i forgot to take my meds today #Thrawn #ezra bridger #fanfic ideas #simpingforblueboy

[iovetecchou]

MOTHER Q MOTHER Q!

Hi☺️

Three things i wanna say!

1.OOOHH MY GOD I JUST READ YOUR TECCHOU FIC AND IT WAS ADORABLEEEEEEEEEEE!!

You’re fics were the first jouno and tecchou ones i ever read and LEMME TELL YA!

I DONT THINK I COULDA HAD A BETTER INTRODUCTION TO THE WORLD OF TECCHOU AND JOUNO FICS (also im really sorry i keep forgetting it the ‘o’ or the ‘u’ comes after the j in jouno! I promise im not massacreing his name on purpose!!)

2. YOU AND MOTHER WINTER ARE MY MVPS AND OTP! (Auntie stinky is an mvp too!{she said im her niece so thas why i called her auntie😭})

AND PLEASE SEND ME TJE @ s of all the moots and (I apologize for my language ma) And all the para HUTTHOS WHO FKIN THINK OTHERWISE! You’ll be surprised how much hate i can dish out when provoked!

Also this is how i feel abt you and win’s relationship!

Ik my opinion doesn’t mean SHITE but i wanna make sure uk

3.IM SICK SO IM AT HOME SO IF YOU NEED ME ILL BE HERE RIGHT HERE! And i promise to come into ur inbox a little more often! If not to talk then to give you memes and hopefully make you smile for at least a millisecond! (What typa memes would you like?)

AND THAT IS ALL,

Yours chaotically,

Adoption #1

Jaya~

MY SWEET SWEET CHILD!! thank you so much for being so precious all the time, this made me smile so much, you are just too cute!! i also just wanted to say thank you so much for enjoying my works and taking the time to read them, it really means a lot to me (‘:

and hold on, you’re sick??! oh no ): that’s it, im coming over right now to make you tea and tuck you in 🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️

#q is scheming #child no.1! #MY SWEETEST JAYA<3 #feel better my darling #rest easy

[killa-trav]

as far as i know manchester united is being carried by the foreigners. martinez, garnacho, casemiro, de gea..... meanwhile the english players like maguire are terrible. manchester united is nothing without the foreigners. sad

idk why ur calling them the foreigners or think it’s sad that non english players are playing well but yet here you are (u are sounding very racist icl)

saying all the english players are bad and then only naming maguire who we all know isn’t the best is really just ???? ur forgetting that wan bissaka, rashford, shaw, mainoo and sancho are all english

and the thing is yes i’m a very big maguire critic both for his performance on and off the pitch but recently he hasn’t been as bad as we’ve seen him in the past he’s still awful by united captain standards don’t get me wrong but he has slightly improved

also ur trying to diminish the fact that the players from other countries are not as good as those from england by saying that united is nothing without the foreigners and icl anon u deffo voted brexit bc there’s absolutely nothing wrong w non english players thriving at the highest level when the talent pool for english players isn’t always the best

there’s a reason why despite the teams england have had, it’s been fucking ages since they won something bc ik ur going to hate this anon but english players aren’t always the best!!!! obviously they are good but other countries are better!!

and if u seriously have a problem w english players not thriving at united, don’t call urself a united fan and go support some club that’s just full of absolutely stinky gammons like urself!!

#i’ve never been this ?? over an anon #it sounds so passive aggressive too like ???? #anon seek help pls

[chaos-and-cookies]

I think my dog thinks (one of) his name is stinky and ik my mom told me to stop calling him that early on so he didnt think that was his name but I cannot help that the boy is just a stinky smelly little guy who is always content with himself and his smellyness

[mugenloopdalove]

•A compliment - you are very sweet and silly and u need to be better to yourself bc i love wo u are soooo much.

•A story - once upon a time there was a rich tech prodigy boy named milo and a very autistic detective named Francis and one day milo did a very pog crime (harassing his CEO tech company father on the internet) and Francis was hired to get on the case. but in secret, milo's father (Landon) knew it was his son this whooole time. so its just a dumb cat and mouse can and then they end up fucking the end

•Why you follow me - bc u are my beeeest friend and u make good writing and u have good ideas (and ngl sometimes your anon drama is very funny and stupid and then i hound u about either being wrong and how u should listen to the advice you're getting or laughing with u about how stupid some of the rude ones are.) it's a journey and i want to ride it with u all the way.

•A cute message - you are stinky and smell like blood /pos OwO

•One thing you want to tell me - milo misses Francis every day that hes not around and whines to himself alone like a cat.

•One thing you want to know about me - uuuuummmmmmmmm ik so much. tell me our thoughts on fallout so far?

UR GAY ILUUUU

ALSO fallout has been rlly good hopefully we move my PC soon so we can watch more

[deathkiiiss]

I’m more than my 3d!!! Here are some things I like/random facts about me

•My fav colors are black, pink, purple, red, and blue (i have a lot ik haha)

•i LOVE going to concerts (mostly at bars, clubs, and locals shows at a skate shop that’s rlly big in my city’s scene)

•I play guitar, bass, and do clean vocals as well as different types of metal vocals (mostly gutturals)

•my top fav music genres are post punk, hardcore, death metal, and sludge. I like every genre of music. Literally all ganges have at least a few good songs. But I tend to mostly listen to alternative music. I hate some of the ideas that some genres perpetuate though, mostly when it’s all for consumerism.

•I have a black cat named Luna sometimes we call her Stinky Tuna :)

•I’m in uni rn studying business administration

•I write my own music and I write music with my bf, mostly hardcore

•im in an ldr with my bf :,,)))

•I’m a Taurus

Tell me about yourself too!! I’d love to interact with my moots. 18+ plz !!

[kahran042]

Encyclopedia Brown thoughts: book 13

Encyclopedia Brown and the Case of the Midnight Visitor

The Case of the Midnight Visitor:

"Synagogue" is misspelled in the intro to this story.

Who would call it a "string" of pizza parlors and not a "chain"?

Pizza seems to be coming up a lot in these stories lately.

"Kidnappers want money. Once they get it, there is no telling what they might do with their victim." Um... release him?

"'I argue with my closest friends,' objected Mrs Brown, 'and I haven't been kidnapped.'" Ah, but you aren't a millionaire, are you?

What if the kidnapper had been one of Butler's other enemies? Would he have been able to come up with a clever code in that case?

What were some of the business troubles that Jason blamed Butler for?

The Case of the Hidden Penny:

Dear @brownencyclopedia, Elmo wasn't using a glow-in-the-dark yo-yo because he was under a blanket. He was using a blanket because his yo-yo glowed in the dark. Minimal love, kahran042.

It's taffy or toffee, not taffee.

Do rattlesnakes ever bite themselves to death?

I like hot dogs, and I don't put sauerkraut or mustard on them. I do put ketchup on them, though, which would probably get me lynched in Chicago.

Did Elmo ever get his yo-yo back?

The Case of the Red Sweater:

@brownencyclopedia: If you can't just throw a human skeleton in the trash, how are you supposed to get rid of it?

From what I've seen elsewhere, "Carmine" is usually a boy's name... or a color.

How many kids would notice that boys' and girls' shirts and sweaters button on opposite sides?

"Girlfriend" should be one word in this context.

The Case of the Painting Gerbils:

Is there actually a rule that only humans could enter the contest, or is @brownencyclopedia just making an arse of u and me?

That being said, they do raise a good point. Why is it always three suspects?

Personally, I would disqualify Mark's painting, not because it was done by gerbils, but because he entered it under an extremely obvious fake name.

Misle is a real word with the past tense "misled", although it's more commonly spelled "mizzle", as in Mizzle of Tears.

The Case of the Time Capsule:

Abe's riddles are pretty lame. How is he the president of the Idaville Riddle Club? My theory is that he's also the only member, because how much demand would there be for a Riddle Club?

Abe didn't beat up Rockwell just because he was repeatedly going to the water fountain. He did so after he smugly confessed to stealing Abe's $#!+.

The Case of Freddy the Great:

"He thinks he's so much better than anyone else." Gee, Sally, sound familiar? Actually, not really. Sally doesn't think she's better than anyone else. She thinks everyone else is worse than her.

I love the fact that the eponymous allegedly-vicious guard dog was spooked by a cat. He knows who's really in charge. =^_^=

I've lived with cats my whole life, and I didn't know that they had four toes on their hind paws until I read this story.

The Case of the Tennis Racket:

What if a girl wanted to become a Tiger? Would she need to undergo a test, too?

I'm glad that Ike Quilp wasn't directly involved in the crime here. It shows that not all Tigers have bad blood in Sobol's eyes.

The Case of the Fifty Mosquitoes:

It's always nice to see a good teenager in one of these stories, in this case Pete McGrane, who also has the advantage of not being absentminded like Ziggy Ketchum two books ago.

How would one take a shower in six seconds, even if there were one in a park?

I've heard that the extinction of mosquitoes would have no effect on the ecosystem. I hope so.

Why is Stinky allowed to do his "stunt", if killing fifty mosquitoes in an hour counts as such, with no one watching?

The Case of the Hit-Run Car:

Did the injured man ever get to the hospital?

Why were the robbers wearing black capes in the first place, other than so that people would know they were robbers?

How many kids would know how patients are loaded into an ecnalubma?

#encyclopedia brown #donald j sobol #encyclopedia brown and the case of the midnight visitor

[morguemaw]

I have been up for the past like 12 hours redrawing this guys ref bc my schoo laptop suuuucks but i redrew my fursona, his name is Kizu :) He does have more updates to come, but luckily i may just only have to change the main file itself since this was a massive biiitch to do on a 3yr shitty school laptop ugh srry to post furry art on main bc ik yall came for Sans art, dw, i will post my stinky Bean Sanses soon <3

#Kizu #spiderguts art #my art #oc #zemuf #furry art #furry #xspidergutsx

[fluffyselfships]

beetlejuice for the ask game!

*PULLS OUT THE LORE GUIDE* /j

what made me like them

holy shit this is actually kind of a hard one 😭 bc like, i started shipping with musical bj a couple weeks before toon (shocking ik /lh) and the reason why i started shipping with musical is bc i made a half joke to one of my best friends about it and bro.. it ended up Not being a joke 😭 but honestly i think the real getter? seeing how nice he is to lydia 🥺 like this man hates everyone except his best friend and treats her with so much respect and actually TRIES to be decent for her sake 😭 im such a sucker for assholes with soft spots and he def fits the bill 💀

my favorite thing about them

hes willing to do anything to get a laugh and im someone whos always fuckin laughing so it feels appropriate 😭 we have the same sense of humor and i love it

nicknames we have for each other

i usually call him beej or bj , sometimes bug if im super soft 😭

he usually calls vega (my s/i) toots, baby, mama (not in that way bc Ew, but like they have kids n shit) and doll bc im a sucker for sickeningly sweet names

a headcanon of our relationship/friendship

OHH I HAVE A COUPLE I RLY LIKE SO ILL LIST A FEW LMAO

• bj got vega a cat when they first got married, his name is stinky and hes an old fat cat and he is vegas baby

• bj is a trophy husband and vega lets everyone know about it

• even after 3 kids they still have date nights and go dancing!

my favorite image of them

no thoughts, head empty

Anything else!

i hate him /j /lh

(also not necessarily related to bj but still applicable to the selfshipping stuff, vega is my self insert!! ive seen some folks refer to her as my oc which is totally fine if they didnt know but she is me and i am her for future ref!! /nm )

#mod jude #lovebug #💖beauty and the beetle🪲 #the troll speaks

[persuasivewhispers]

{dichen lachman, thirty-five, cis woman, she/her} || tenzin tashi is a mutant with the ability of persuasion. they’ve been in new york for eight years where they spend most of their time as assassin for hire/thief. when i think of them, i think of seductive whispers in your ear, a razor sharp dagger dripping with blood, a smile that doesn’t reach their eyes. they are affiliated with the brotherhood. 

ARC ONE FINALE RECAP!

BASICS;

full name: tenzin tashi nicknames: zin gender: female birthdate: november 5th species: mutant affiliation: the brotherhood

PERSONALITY;

alignment: neutral evil zodiac: scorpio mbti: intj positive traits: ambitious, brave, passionate, strategic negative traits: resentful, pessimistic, ruthless, manipulative

ABILITIES;

title: persuasion category: mental power definition: the power to control people with the power of one's voice. limitations: tenzin’s power will not work on users of muting. it may not work on users of psychic shield, and indomitable will. her subjects must be able to understand and hear her commands. people with high intelligence may be able to resist her persuasion. her power won’t work if the subject is unable to hear her clearly. using her power to make people forget doesn’t always work – sometimes what happened lingers in the back of their mind like a dream.

BACKSTORY;

childhood:

tenzin was born in nepal and raised in chicago, illinois.

she was well loved by her parents, and cared for perfectly. when she was around the age of seven, she noticed that certain things she said to people, or asked of them, came true. 

like any kid would, she used this to her advantage, not understanding how dangerous her ability was. to be honest, she didn’t know she had one. she just thought she was some kind of... gifted kid.

her dad caught her using her ability on her mom a few times, and knew that there was something different about his daughter. she was one of those mutants from her mother’s side of the family. 

he told his wife what was going on, and they decided to abandon their child. they were scared of the abuse they’d face if people found out about tenzin. so, they packed their bags while she was at a friend’s house one day, and fled.

cut to a nine year old tenzin returning home to find nobody was there. after spending two nights alone, crying, scared, and confused, she went to her teacher at school for help. 

tenzin ended up being placed in an orphanage. she hated it there, often running away. she was too scared to use her ability unless she was alone with only one or two people. she knew that there must be something wrong with her if her parents left.

teen years:

she simply wasn’t vibing and didn’t play well with others. she did use her persuasion a few times over the years, resulting in her bullies getting broken limbs. she left when she was 16.

slept on the streets while she worked her first job at a diner. ended up living with her boyfriend she met there when she was 17. she used her ability on him, telling him he’d never ask her for money and he’d pay for everything. (ik, she’s fuckin’ trash.)

tenzin grew more and more bitter as time went on. she couldn’t escape the hate and pain that hung over her head like a dark cloud. she started using her ability on more and more people to get what she wanted. nothing could fill the growing void inside her, though.

adult years:

met a man who changed her life at 21. she kicked diner boyfriend’s ass to the curb, but not before emptying his savings account. what was his was hers, after all. 

said man was a notorious troublemaker. he’d heard whispers about what tenzin could do, several of his stinky lil henchmen had witnessed it first hand when she told one of their friends to walk into the middle of oncoming traffic after he’d catcalled her. splat.

he hired her to be his personal hitwoman. it was easy for her to get away with literal murder. all she had to do was say a few words. he paid her generously, and she struck up a romance with him. 

the romance ended... badly. tenzin found out he was married, then she had no choice but to kill him. she didn’t use her words for this one, though. she used a dagger and wore a smile the whole time.

worked for herself after that. chillin’, killin’, thievin’. she never stays in one place too long, she’s constantly moving house to avoid being tracked down by anyone. 

due to her volatile and manipulative nature, she doesn’t have many friends. she does, however, have many lovers of both genders. you can’t think about your childhood trauma if you keep yourself distracted <3

TLDR: tenzin was abandoned as a child, stuck in an orphanage, ran away often, left the orphanage when she was 16, used her ability to stay alive by making her bf from her first job pay for everything, dumped him and had an affair with the man who hired her as a hitwoman, killed the guy. now she’s a boss bitch hitwoman/thief for hire, kinda evil, and getting jiggy a lot <3

UPDATE:

after some deliberation, tenzin decided to join the brotherhood. seeing one her acquaintances get murdered by a mutant hunter turned her against the idea of any humans living on the same earth as mutants. betty persuaded her <3

#c23intro #murder tw #abandonment tw