One day my darling babygirl Squishface will comprehend the fact that you can’t get under a blanket if you’re also standing on top of it. Today is not that day.
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Happy #sunday funday everyone #mrbuttons #squishface #smooshface #squishyfacecrew #cats_of_instagram #catsofig #catsofig #photooftheday #picoftheday #petslove #exoticshorthaircat #exoticshorthairlove #flatfacedcats #cutecat #igcatjunky #igcatsdaily #igcatsclub #petstagram #kitty #kawaii #neko #gato #chat #katze #ilovecats https://www.instagram.com/p/CmCWcSpqfwY/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
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stoopid tiny kittens with stoopid squishy faces reblog if u agree.
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I’m not kidding when I say Hail Squishface was probably one of the best Sealab2021 episodes out there (I wish I could find the whole vid)
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Her Royal Silliness, Princess Squishface
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Whump Ideas: Severe Weather
I have awoken to a mixture of sudden fast Midwestern winds, strong storming, and a nightmare.
Why be nervous when I can be inspired? (I live in the last thing you'd wnat for tornado alley weather)
Thunderstorm
Whumpee being struck by lightning like the unlucky squishface that they are
Whumpee limping home (sick/heavily injured) during the pouring rain
Caretaker soothing a frightened Whumpee over the thunder
The power going out (between Whumper and Whumpee)
Whumpee struggling home against the high winds
Blizzard
Hypothermia
Snowed In w/Whumper
Whumpee slipping on ice (while running away from Whumper)
Comedic: Whumper slipping on ice
Traveling through the snowy mist, unable to see ahead of them
Heat-Wave
Caretaker finding Whumpee unconscious underneath the harsh sunlight
Caretaker joking and soothing about Whumpee's sunburn
Whumper forcing Whumpee to work outside during the heat wave
Whumper taunting a dehydrated Whumpee with water
Leader type Whumpee who didn't realize how hot they were feeling
Bonus: Anything
Whumpee being trapped outside by an unempathetic whumper
Caretaker rushing out into the elements when they realize Whumpee is out there in the severe weather
Whumpee being hunted by Whumper, gets offered refuge by Caretaker for the severe weather. Quickly Caretaker realizes what they're getting into.
Whumper/Caretaker is the big puppy scared of the thunder
Whumper being non-human and immune to the severe elements
And my personal fave, Whumper the storm elemental (or controls the weather)(possibly uncontrollable and through emotions)
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i come humbly to your inbox asking for your thoughts on gortash + degredation/being mean in bed? or, if you're not into that, teasing instead <3
WOOO DOUBLE SWAG!!! Thank you fksdljhfds
I love meanies in bed, so no worries <33 thank you for the concern :)
He has such a lovely voice omfg, his fuckign RASP, Godddddd makes me weak in the knees. Here is a gift of his voice
He would have this sharp little bark that lets you know if he's playing or being serious or not. It can be all playful in bed at first, soft teasing and demands that are expected to be followed (he has that cane for like three reasons off the top of my head). He fuck into you with that typical roughness, big hand on your nape and between ya shoulders- you can feel the sweat from his brow dripping down onto your skin, hot pants all over.
That's when it comes out, at first the voice is soft as he works it through the thrusts. The sheer way he speaks of you, as if you are *his* toy to fuck, to use, whenever and wherever he wants.
Of course if you react with the way he wanted you to, it'll intensify, louder and more vocal in his degrading terms in bed- to borderline humiliation. Outfits, actions, anything he can do to put in action those filthy damned words he speaks.
Sometimes if you are with him in public- bhaalspawn partner or consort- he'll lean down and grip your waist, whispering all sorts of things about the way he wants to use you later.
OF COURSE IF ITS THE OTHER WAY AROUND <- forgo about that over voice kink brain worm.
See here is what stumps me, I sit in my little chair and ponder- before it hits me finally.
So you'd have to train him into it subtly. It can't be outright the first couple times you go at it- bhaalspawn or not. He won't tolerate it (still defensive my darling squishface) nonetheless, on the moment right before you let him release- that's when you worm that little seed in. Whisper in his ear how fucking filthy he is for doing this- especially for an already 'taboo' kink. Do this often, with other things too, tell him how goooood he is when he's on his knees doing work on his robots. Grope his soft tummy and make sharp teasing comments on how fat or hairy he is.
Then you can do it more, joke about a collar, a belt, bindings, rings. Sow the seed inside his head until you can call him the absolutely most filthy things in bed- and all he can do is melt each time.
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Me: *having brunch*
Squishface: why the fuck haven’t you shut up the dog upstairs
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Happy #whiskerwednesday everyone #betsy #helpingimbeingpickedup #squishface #Ihatehugs #catlover #catsofday #catsofworld #catsarethebest #smooshface #neko #gato #exoticshorthaircat #petlover #petslove #igcatjunky #igcatsoftheday #igcatsdaily #kawaii #kittygram #katze #kawaii #neko #gato https://www.instagram.com/p/CkLv3fHKZS8/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
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hi!
i’ve been away from this beloved hellscape for the most part for like a month. life is just so busy! the queue has been chugging along but tumblr has been more like stop by for 5 minutes, see a post and put it in drafts to tag later, never actually get it tagged, come back 3 days later and drop 2 more reblogs into drafts, fail to add anything to the queue, rinse and repeat. my drafts folder usually has 5-10 posts in it. right now? 206. help.
a few fandom highlights of the last month:
darlingest squishface leader sunggyu had a comeback and he remains the singer i need at least one dozen more albums from. never stop singing gyu
gyu’s album continues infinite’s streak of having THE best album intros. no one does mood-setting like they do
my hobgoblin son lee taemin and i both celebrated birthdays this week
shinee had an incredible comeback. so many show wins! i’ve listened to basically nothing else in the car for weeks
the behind the scenes making of HARD hheeeeeuuuuggghhhhh LEE JINKI’S VOICE
infinite, my always and forever boys, announced their first comeback in 5 years
i repeat INFINITE IS HAVING A COMEBACK. i haven’t been this excited in AGES
CUE FIREWORKS
CUE SCREAMING CRYING THROWING UP. RAINBOWS. KITTENS. SPARKLES.
sky and prapai from lita got married yesterday! and apparently i’m going to watch yet another mame show as a result because nuea is adorable and feels the same way i do about gyms. (also yiwa is hilarious like what is this about for you, girl??) sure why not! i’m here for a good time, not an unproblematic time
i became mutuals with a few more kinnporsche friends (hello!!!) and i remain so happy at all the posting kp fans are still doing a year after the show aired. such a funny and clever group of people. might be time for my third rewatch.
i’m almost always on desktop and apparently there are awful dashboard changes coming my way? i have not been hit with it yet but am currently making burnt offerings to the xkit gods so whatever nonsense happens i’ll be able to fix it immediately.
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Willabee's just a baby #squishface
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figuring out this squishface
Furaffinity (XXX)
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Silly Existential Squishface Moment
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Want to meet other artists? Come along to Squishface Comic Studio's Drawing Night at Sticky Institute!
Date: Wednesday 7th June
Time: 6:30pm - 9pm
Location: Sticky Institute shop in the Nicholas Building
More information can be found on Eventbrite.
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