Dib Membrane x Cousin! Reader (platonic)
[A/n: I LOVE THIS LITTLE FELLA SO MUCH I WANNA GIVE HIM A HUG AND TALK ABOUT PARANORMAL CREATURES WITH HIM]
[A/n 2: Gender neutral pronouns are used]
[Warnings: mention of food (sorry to anyone with an eating disorder)]
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You barely ever get to see your uncle and cousins due to living so far away from them, but thankfully, your mom let you transfer to the High school next to where Dib went.
Now you're finally here after a long plane ride, you walk up to the door of Uncle Membrane's house and knock on the door. You greet your uncle with a hug as he walks you in, he shows you your room which is in between Gaz and Dib's rooms.
A few hours later you're finished unpacking and decorating your room, you're genuinely happy with how it looks. You're admiring your work when you're interrupted by an all too familiar voice.
"Hello?"
You turn around to see your little cousin, Dib, with a smile.
"Hi Dib!"
"...[Y/n]? I thought you were at home!"
He runs up to you and gives you a hug.
"Actually I'm going to be staying here for a while, I'll be going to the nearby Highschool."
"Perfect!! Because I need your help."
"What is it, Buddy?"
You listen to him rant about his encounters with his alien classmate Zim, as you listen to him, the more you start to believe him, especially when he showed you a picture.
For real, theres no skin condition out there that turns you green with no nose or ears, obviously the kiddo is an alien! Dib perked up when you said you believed him.
"Wait really? You actually believe me?!"
"Of course, it so painfully obvious, that i'm really starting to question the intelligence of our generation. For real for real."
"Finally someone believes me!! You're the best cousin ever!"
"I try, how about tomorrow after school, I help you catch this alien classmate of yours?"
"Perfect! And bring lots of water, it burns him. We have a big day tomorrow, Goodnight Y/n!"
"G'night Dib!"
He gave you one more hug before going to his room. You put on your pajamas and got in bed, tomorrow will be interesting for sure.
You agreed to meet Dib at recess at the gate that separates the high school and the middle school's playground. Sure enough you did, bringing your lunch with you so you don't go hungry, spying on aliens takes up energy.
You hopped up onto the fence and sat down, Dib noticed you right away and came over.
"Whats Kraken, Squiddo?"
"Not much, anyways Zim is right over there-... was that a pun?"
"Yep"
Dib face palmed as you looked at Zim, sure enough, Dib was right. Thats an alien, green skin, no ears or nose, and wearing a weird space-y outfit.
"...bruh. its so obvious hes an alien! Its so obvious its not even funny."
"I KNOW!!!!"
Zim stopped what he was doing as he heard Dib's outburst and looked directly at you and Dib. You both went quiet as he marched over.
He stopped just a few feet away from Dib and looked up at you with a questioning glare.
"Dib! Who is this larger human worm baby you converse with?!"
"Shes not a baby, shes almost an adult."
"Hi.. i'm Y/n."
"Y/n..."
He let your name roll off his tongue in a questioning manner.
"Cousin Y/n and I are totally gonna catch you after school!"
"Just try it, I'll be ready, FOR I AM ZIIIIIM!!!!"
As Zim ran off you just stared, not knowing what to think.
"...so he thinks he can conquer earth."
"Yeah basically."
"I don't know if i should be laughing or concerned."
Both of the school bells ring and you give Dib a hug before you both go inside.
The school bells ring to end the day and you step outside, the polluted air filling your lungs. You space out until you feel a familiar tug on your shirt, you look down and see Dib, as wide eyed and adorable as ever.
Your fond thoughts and memories are interrupted by a certain green alien running past.
"AFTER HIM!!"
"LETS GET IT!"
With that, the two of you take off as Dib pulls out a set of strange looking handcuffs. He also hands you a water gun.
The chase lasts for a good few minutes, taking you all over the place, through alleys, parking lots, and on top of a public bus.
It all ends when Zim makes it into his house, and the two of you don't.
"Well.. that was... eventful.." you comment in between heavy breaths
"We'll get you next time, Zim!! You hear me?!!"
Hyperventilating, you collapse on the concrete pathway in front of Zim's house. Dib's frustration toward Zim quickly turns to worry directed at you.
"Hey, woah.. [Y/n], are you okay?"
"Tired.."
"Okay, hold on okay?"
Dib grabs a phone from his backpack and calls Gaz, minutes later, she shows up with a black wagon.
She then grabs you from under your arms and, with the help of Dib, hoists you into the wagon. They both start to roll you home, making conversation on the way.
Halfway there, you feel better and switch places with Dib and Gaz, them in the basket, and you pulling them.
You all get home, and to nobody's surprise, Uncle Membrane isn't there. You throw a frozen pizza in the oven and spend time with your cousins before you all eat and get ready for bed.
You're in the middle of a dream when you're woken up by a teary eyed Dib sitting at the edge of your bed.
"Hey, whats wrong, bud?"
"Nothing... just a nightmare. I.. wanted to see if you were okay."
"I'm sorry, I'm alright, buddy. Tell ya what, how about we have a sleepover?"
Dib looks at you, intrigued by your suggestion. You scoot over and pat the space on the bed next to you.
"We can keep eachother safe, after all, what are cousins for?"
Dib smiles and crawls in next to you.
"Thank you, [Y/n], you're the best."
The two of you drift off to sleep, ready for another day of school and alien hunting.
Pov Switch: Zim
I watched as the Dib got into the stasis cushion with his 'cousin', as they called it. Maybe.. if i can get the [Y/n] in my possession, I CAN USE THEM AGAINST THE DIB! ITS GENIUS!!!
I retreat from the [Y/n]'s window and run back to base, ready to formulate my next plan of attack.
Thank you for reading!
Have a Monke Dragon >:3
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