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inka-boi · 6 months

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lust sand in silly beach outfit

beach episode!!?!????!????/j/j

#drawing #undertale au #lust sans #squid simps for lust #squid rambles #i #hhh he’s so-#mmmh #good boy ^^€

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pandascanpvpmoved · 4 years

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here are the current mcytblr candidates now including policies so they're all in one place <3

as last time if I need to correct anything lmk and the ballet for the finals are still open!!

rice2020

@adhddream + @krittzzinnit

1. Techno supremacy

2. Fundywastaken

3. No discrimination against furries

4. Dristasmp not dreamsmp

5. More George hate crimes

6. More apples

7. No straights

tubtoe2020

@tubbo-live + @oakskull

- EAT THE RICH,

- GAY PEOPLE,

- FUNDYWASTAKEN,

- MINECRAFT,

- ABOLISH THE NEUROTYPICAL CISHETS,

- PISS AND

- WILBUR SOOT

potato2020

@itsfundy + @fakenoblade

bigots get attacked by wild animals

say yes unless no

we will make Pnis Friday a national holiday

everyone gets a brick, what you do with it is up to you

if you vote, you get an extra hour in the ball pit

please dont pee in the ball pit please please please

baby you're a different breed

arson is legal <3

hate crimes against georgenotfound are legal

uhm.... cheesed to meet you?

soot2020

@wilbursootstan + @happysarcasm

1) Sleepy Bois Inc supremacy. family dynamics stay winning

2) trans mf rights!!

3) T U B B O A T !!!1!

4) pogchamp/pogger at least once a day

5) villains and chaos = pogchamp

6) shipping minors and content creators who are not ok with that will be punished by imprisonment, exile, or possible death.

7) encouraging people to reblog more from artists!! artist support!!!

worm2020

@wormweeb + @cometconnector

1.Observance of the daily holidays [mcyt of the day: x, x, x, x, x, x]

2. Daily airing of Dream Team grievances

3. Institutionalized cishetphobia

4. Accepting jewge as canon As an anarcho-capitalist party, we ask that you respect the NAP [non aggression pact/principle]

5. Exalt the national anthem (the esteemed “Blitz” - Parody of “Blank Space” (has swearing) by Technoblade

6. Stan Technoblade

muffins2020

@profile-not-found404 + @catboyhalo

1. Free baking classes for all, the first lesson will be on muffins, obviously!

2.Taxes have been abolished.

3.Free healthcare, education, therapy, and housing, each one comes with a complimentary gaming set up with Minecraft and among us.

4.It’s always pride month.

5.If you dislike someone you have a fight to the death in the middle of a giant pit while our comrades toss strawberries into the arena.

6.If someone is racist/homophobic/transphobic/ableist or generally an asshole, there is a public execution and we throw muffins at them.

7.Free hugs! :D

gay2020

@boohoocracker + @hey-katelym

1. no more dreamnotfound

2. everyone is required to read the schlattbur piss fic

3. catboys and catgirls and cat-etcs only

4. no more george simps

5.eradicate the nts and just live by nature and shit and help others

6.making mondays national el muchacho de los ojos tristes day

7.You are legally required to celebrate flat fuck Friday every week

crimes2020

@enraged-chihuahua + @toesuckler-but-spooky

lust

gluttony

greed

sloth

wrath

envy

pride

cookie2020

@dtvibez + @peskydice

Always respect those around!

Judge Free Zone!

Badboyhalo.

Violence is not tolerated…

Free Insurance!

Our Mascot is the Rabbit!

Cookies everynight before Bed.

pog2020

@sootblr + @innitblr

1. arson good

2. nothing bad will happen if you vote for us

3. gay rights

4. we do not bury dogs

5. we believe in socialist supremacy

6. no british rights

7. gay rights

peepo2020

@no-thoughtz + @bubbellpop

A peace treaty with MCYtwt.

A trade deal with MYCtiktok.

I will exile Woot and Immie for being too popular and cool.

I will abolish cringe culture.

Dental plan

Homestuck AU

fakier2020

@fundy-in-a-boat + @tubbo-in-a-boat

1. Stan editor Wilbur

2. Only funny people are allowed to post

3. Reblog art or perish

4. Arson is legal

5. Boats for everyone

6. 9

7. Gay rights

con2020

@anxiious-mcyt + @pog-juice

1) We will rob you.

2) Subscribe to Technoblade.

3) We will allow anyone and everyone to give us money! (No exclusions, we don’t do that here.)

4) We will rob GeorgeNotFound.

5) We will release an exclusive cover of Blitz, done by @pog-juice themself.

6) We were going to put a gay joke then remembered we are the gay jokes because we are very funny and also gay

7) You will be lied to, but we will have fun doing it.

kinnie2020

@wasaminx + @skeppiee

1.) free katanas

2.) One of those huge ass cages full of balls that they have at walmart

3.) No long posts

4.) no disrespect towards any CCS (including George)

5.) No disrespect to kinnies nor inappropriate questions

6.) little rules, arson is allowed

7.) Kill all men

gods2020

@f4nd0mz + @classyavocado789

-pikniks every few days!

-eating flesh is legal 8)

-spooky day will be 2 days

-we are built diffrent 8)

We arent like other campains we're diffrent

-we are also poggers

-we are going to beat you to death if you dont vote for us

-we endorse murder

- weekly sacrifices :)

catboy2020

@braveboyhalo + @thelullabyer12

1.) Gay

2.) Everyone gets a free catboy

3.) Sleepybois appreciation at least once a month (followed by calling Wilbur a petty bitch and Tommy a fetus with anger issues)

4.) positivity (ignore above parentheses)

5.) Catgirls. But only if you behave

6.) I will shut up about milfs

7.) Gay

moss2020

@dreamingheart + @tie-die-dumbass

1. everyone is to be treated with equal respect

2. moss

3. anarachy for the anarchists

4. more reblogs!!

5. we'd try to host mcytblr events!

6. free hot chocolate!!

7. be crime do gay

fuvk2020

@poggersinnit + @ehreneret

-everyone welcome, americans tolerated

-minx supremacy

-inniters shall not be bullied

-disrespectful georgewastaken shippers wanted dead or alive

-if you disrespect any loh contestants (ppl like fau//re and kb//bblez excluded) you can leave

-brits are allowed ig

-GAY RIGHTS, TRANS RIGHT

gold2020

@thedreamsmp + @octopus-defense-squad

1 - Octopus conservation.

2 - Eret and Niki appreciation.

3 - Drista.

4 - Chaos for all.

5 - Love for all.

6 - CaptainSparklez to 12 mil.

7 - Equal appreciation for artists AND authorsy

glow2020

@myppisaninnie + @sombraookami

MCYT Appreciation month is September, and each day we will appreciate a different cc

The LGBTQIA+ community gets arson rights

Donuts for all voters (of their choice)

Respect everyone, everyone is welcome in this community

We will make a “library” blog to bring attention to smaller creators

Tommy

The chaos can continue, but we will step in if it starts to get out of hand

quotes2020

@mcyt-quotes + @sosigshoney

WAP and Blitz mashup becomes our anthem

- monthly community events on my blog are promised

- freedom of speech is outlawed.

- freedom of association is outlawed.

- freedom of thought is outlawed.

- future elections are outlawed.

- reblogging artists’ work is heavily encouraged ^-^

grapefruit2020

@limelocked + @octosghost

- No more simping for Georgenotfound

- No rebellions

- Chaos

- Dreams name is banned, he shall be referred to as "Dristas brother"

- Raised taxes

- Once a day people are required to swear allegiance to the administration

- Focus on infrastructure and healthcare

netherite2020

@mcyt-apocalypse-au + @neptunelilies

make tommy & tubbo tuesday, techno thursday, wilbur wednesday and schlatt saturday a national holiday to appreciate some of our favourite creators

provide everyone with free hugs :D

provide a beacon of support for those that aren't feeling 100%

squash all racists, homophobes, terfs and maps

help all lgbtqia+ members feel comfortable and secure in the mcytblr community

provide bakeries and libraries for everyone. the bakeries, cafes will provide free snacks, free coffees, free cups of tea, free meals and great views of the surrounding areas. the libraries will provide free books and a quiet place to unwind from all the stress of the day

attempt to help with the stress of education and life in general

listen to everyone, no one will be ignored and we will try our best to make you as comfortable and happy as possible

encourage people to embrace their passions and hobbies, for example reading, writing and learning to play a musical instrument

all pronouns, sexualities and identities will be honoured

silverfish2020

@severely-nearsighted + @sleepypurplepandas

1)be gay, do crime

2)banish bigots

3)arson is hereby legal

4)those who ship minors or those uncomfortable being shipped will be shunned

5)screamy boy laugh rights

6)rebellion is only natural, we will try our best to work something out with the anarchist party if we win

7)moobloom/glow squid solidarity

best2020 + coalition w @cinnabunthefilthyinniter

@wooteena + @imgns

K.A.M ESPECIALLY DREAM AND GEORGE

thembos will get a pension

we will also have a paid reward if you kill georgenotfoun /hj

REPLACE DREAM WITH RANBOO AND TECHNONLADE

fundywastaken

eat hot chip

lie

be talented and funny and cool

#pntgtz.txt #mcytblr election #this took SOOOOO long to find all of them auh #but they're here

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ask-atwr · 4 years

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So do you guys have nicknames? I know Error's mainly called the Destroyer (and only Ink is allowed to call him Ruru and kitty), Nightmare's nicknamed Nighty and Nootmare, Dream has the nickname Glowy, Ink is called squid (but only by Error), artist, and rainbow (censored), and Cross is nicknamed fluffy (censored) but are there any others? And what about the rest of you guys?

Nightmare: I never said you could call me either of those. Keyword, you.

Killer: I have special permission to call him Nighty. Nobody has special permission to call him anything involving the word Noot.

(Error almost mentions that Ink jokingly calls him pet names, but stops himself.)

Error: You also forgot Glitch Bitch, Glitchy and Abomination #1.

Ink: And Gayotic Bastard for me. Also, it’s not only Error who calls me Squid. It’s basically everyone. Also, Artist is not one of my nicknames.

Dream: I don’t need a nickname. My name is short enough already. The Dark Sanses just call me a glowstick to piss me off.

Dust: I am commonly called “Kit Kat thief.”

Cross: Because that’s what you are.

Dust: Well, Killer’s nicknames that aren’t Nightmare’s pet names for him are just as accurate.

Killer: LIES!!!

Dust: Examples include Demon Cat by Red, Mascara Face by Horror, Target by Cross, and Stabby McBackstabber - that one was my idea.

Cross: You forgot the glorious nickname Nightmare thought up for him.

Killer: oh dear god-

Nightmare: Oh, you mean Simp? Oh, and Dust is Swiffer, Horror is Shia LaBeouf, Cross is Crossant, Error is Spiderman and Red is Intern, a nickname passed down from previous generations of interns.

Horror: Basically meaning that the newest recruit always gets the nickname of Intern.

Killer: After Cross left, there was no intern for a good while, until Red came along.

Blueberry: I’m confused on the Shia LaBeouf thing...

Cross: I’ll explain it to you later.

Horror: Anyways, other nicknames I have include Numbskull, Crackhead and, get this, Egg.

Red: The egg one was me.

Lust: There are many nicknames that float around, basically all of them offensive, one of the most common being Slut. (He seems uncomfortable.)

Cross: Most of my nicknames are either incredibly stupid or completely inaccurate. Exhibits A and B, Crossant and Fluffy Asshole. Exhibit C, Cow. Yes. That was Mustard Fucker who made up that one.

Stretch: The most common one is Dick. There’s also Cheeto and Carrot.

Red: My other nicknames include lazy piece of shit, Sans but edgier, King Thot, and the living embodiment of rage.

Edge: TALL ASSHOLE.

Nightmare: Oh, and you also missed Goopy, Tentagoop, Goopmare, Angstopus, Hentai Demon, and King/Guardian of Negativity.

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inka-boi · 3 months

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