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[eggsnatcheskneecaps]

i have a question ab transformers and im too scared to google it bc of what i think ill find but is there anything in canon that tells you if transformers reproduce??? and like how? do they have some sort of build-a-baby or smth??? sorry i know its late and this is absurd but its been plaguing mind for 4h now and i had to ask

Fjgng you're right to be afraid of what you'll find. There... Is a sea of fics out there.

The fandom has an extremely well curated Wikipedia, so if you're up for something more in depth, read through this article or browse through other ones.

Anyway, this is an excuse to ramble about Transformers >:) but I'll give you info on just the medias I've consumed, or know enough of.

The answer more broadly, there are cannon forms of reproduction, not sexual, per say, but the Transformers writers have a. Well. Long and weird relationship with Cybertronians having sex and especially pregnancies (yeah, you heard me right-)

To start off:

1. In one of the really old TF comics, we have a couple formed of a human woman (Cover Girl) and Brawn. They are married and also, they have a child. ...the child is not adopted. I don't if it's stated how they got there, but y'know.

2. In Beast Wars, we get protoforms.

In multiple continuities, they are basically the first stage in a robot's life. Kind of like infants. All they need is a spark (soul) and alt mode code (what they transform into) in order to develope into a fully grown Cybertronian.

The weird thing with this tho, is that you'll have characters such as Cheetor, who have been here from the start, and they'll be treated like the teenager of the group (although he IS the child appeal character), but then you'll see the ones who come along later, such as Silverbolt, who are immediately treated as an adult with full agency. Sigh.

But that's not all on reproduction in this show.

You have Rattrap at some point talk about... Bars on their home planet where waitresses walk around tits out, basically.

There are also some sex jokes, if I remember correctly. The femme fatale character takes a rod to cut it, her boyfriend cringes, and another one calls her emasculating.

For less cannon stuff that still sprung out of here; the official artists who worked on the show made a 3D render of Dinobot (main character) with... Dinobot Jr. Out on full display.

Also, at some point during the show production, someone decided to play a prank on someone else in the studio by submitting a pornographic parody of the episode script they should have originally given. Why does the fandom know this? It was leaked way back in the day before the episode aired.

Anyway, can you imagine being some poor fool thinking you're getting some exciting leaks to read and instead you get smacked with porn of the character who's literally inspired after Hannibal Lecter- also he transformers into a crab.

3. In Transformers Animated, protoforms make another return.

They basically work about the same way as they do in Beast Wars, except this time, we get Sari.

She's a protoform that somehow landed on earth, and her father, a human, touched it, which caused her to imprint on his DNA and become a hybrid.

In this show we also get several instances of objects being hit by the power of a Cybertronian relic, and making them come to life. Now, I don't know if they count as Cybertronians, since they are random ass earth objects, but they have a consciousness. Also, the same relic has been shown to be able to bring back Transformers from the dead. So.

...........

Ok. So. I received this ask forever ago, I'm so sorry for not getting to it. I've gotten busy and I can unfortunately feel my cognitive dysfunction kicking in, so I'll try to just get this done, but it'll be less detailed from now on and kinda disjointed.

Plus I was a while into writing this part and I lost the progress-

So. IDW1. The comics. They are a mess and weird.

Also, I read these years ago and I don't really remember the details.

You have hot spots on the home planet or moon. That create sparks (from the ground). Sparks can also pop out from Cybertronian relics, such as The Matrix.

Titans (HUUUUUUGE Cybertronians. They turn into cities or battle ships) may also carry hotspots that make robo babies.

Sparks harvested from this sort of thing either become cold constructs or forged. I'm not going to go into technicalities, but basically cold constructs are sparks who were taken and placed in a premade body and forged were allowed to develope naturally. If they are having trouble, a blacksmith may help them along by shaping their body. Or so I recall, at least.

I think I remember a mention in the comics about "A turbofox in heat". Turbofoxes are Transformers animals.

IDW1 also... Sports a lot of allusions to pregnancies. And. Pregnancies in general.

A lot of metaphors for pregnancies. Character is in a coma for 9 months. Another one gets a body upgrade and the entire thing is reminiscent of birth- an actual Cybertronian being mpreg with an organic alien------

^btw there was no narrative significance for this last one to happen

And. One of the main writers had... two? fanfics before he started writing cannon works. Telefunken and Eugenesis. Robots giving birth- to be fair, from their chests, from what I've heard. But the entire thing. It's. It's yeah.

Now!

IDW2.

Kiddies pop out of the ground. They are given one or two mentors. Mentors help them along to find what they want to transform into and their future jobs.

Earthspark, the Nickelodeon show, has come out pretty recently and I haven't watched it, but I think it has 3 robot kids as main characters! From what I know, they also popped out of the ground, except this time on Earth.

^also this one is canonically non binary sob

Transformers: Prime

I thiiiiiink they say Cybertronians pop out of The Well Of All Sparks? Which is a hole in their planet. Don't remember it being explored much. In the movie, a bunch of sparks fly out of it by the end, but I think it was a sort of- everybody gets revived! Yay!

The live action movies. Are also. Trippy

The ones directed by Micheal Bay are shit, but I gotta talk about them. You've got robots being sexual and creepy. But you also have sparklings. They pop out of goo eggs- I don't remember if in these movies energon or other relics posses and bring to life - I think they do tho.

However, that's an occurrence in the Bumblebee movie.

PS: I thought I posted this before I was done and I had a heart attack

#ask #squicksquak #transformers #sari sumdac #i can't put anymore picturesssss #nightshade #twitch #thrash #gauge #rubble #connie

[sttoru]

ship your moots with a character and a trope! ❣️

OMGOMG okay i got this ask before but i didnt know what to do w it bcs i have like 40 / 50 mutuals or more 😭 (consequences of me following back any writer who follows me LOL) anywayyy im gonna pick a few that i can name from the top of my head;

@marimogf + kento nanami + co-workers to lovers (if that is a trope)

@squicksquak + jason todd + partners in crime.

@pupkashi + gojo satoru + friends to lovers / mutual pining.

@screampied + toji fushiguro + strangers to lovers or second chance love

@osaemu + osamu dazai + fake dating, maybe childhood sweethearts.

@titancanvas + levi ackermann + opposites attract maybe (like the sunshine & grumpy trope)

@strawberry-cowmilk + lucifer from obm + one sided love to mutual pining.

@cultrise + zhongli from gi (dk if you play but made me thinj of him) + mortal & immortal / forced proximity.

@slttygeto + geto suguru + enemies to lovers maybee.

@satoruhour + gojo satoru + oblivious love.

@ohimsummer + choso (somehow u remind me of him) + secret admirer.

@chuluoyi + ayato from gi + arranged marriage.

@sukukive + sukuna + mortal & immortal love / destined soulmates.

#𝐋𝐄𝐓𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒. #i did this so fast uhhhh #to my other mutuals: love u too i just did this quickly 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩

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[eggsnatcheskneecaps]

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[eggsnatcheskneecaps]

HIIIIII HIIII I HOPE YOU'RE HAVING A GREAT DAY (i finally got out of the shadows and im so excited) AND AN AMAZING NIGHT SNGDNEVSNS

WELCOME BACK FROM THE SHADOW ZONE

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heyy im testing is i can send asks

ASK RECEIVED

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[sttoru]

ship your moots with jjk????

i cant name all my mutuals from the top of my head >_< im just gonna be putting a few

@squicksquak - toji

@osachiyo - im feeling suguru

@redskyvenus - sukuna

@kentophilia - kento or shoko

@honeybleed - yuki

@ohimsummer - satoru

@thebimbopalace - choso or nanami

@kentopedia - higuruma

@screampied - choso

#sttoru responds. #thats all i can remember for now 🤒

[eggsnatcheskneecaps]

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#4

Love the inherent homoeroticism between death sworn enemies in Transformers fiction

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#3

Raise your hands if your

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My #1 post of 2022

So many people in the fandom barely now realising Stella is abusive as if in one of the first episodes she doesn't throw heavy objects at Stolas (his plants! Which I'd go as far as to say he cares about them), yell abuse at him while he's trying to calm her down and then later on she hires Striker to kill him in classical abusive ex who doesn't want their lover to leave them fashion

And ALSO! In one of the Instagram posts she holds Stolas' wrist and he looks nervous.

Did you all really need to see someone almost get physically hit on screen to realise she's abusive? Really? There are many kinds of abuse and it has been really blatant so far, but only when she slaps him y'all realise something is wrong?

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[eggsnatcheskneecaps]

ppl you'd like to know better tag. yippee!!!!

i was tagged by @greyladyblue (thank you) but just as I was about to reblog, the option was turned off so I had to make my own <3 (also I lost my progress while I was writing this so I had to do it all over again fml-)

Three Ships

Dabi/Tomura Shigaraki;

Dratchet;

Aeon/Caprico/Loen.

Last film

I actually have no idea??? I don't really watch movies. It may have been JJK 0.

Currently watching

The new season of JJK;

The Walking Dead.

Currently reading

Mother of Invention (How Good Ideas Get Ignored In a World Built for Men) by Katrine Marçal. I'm. Such a slow reader compared to how I used to tear through books when I was younger lol at least I have about 2 chapters left?

Currently consuming

Not sure what else I could mention as currently consuming when I've listed off what I'm reading and so on. I've been watching some random YouTube videos with my sibling and playing music today¿?

Oh!! Also classic romanian poetry because of the exams this year (last week we studied Leoaică Tânără, Iubirea by Nichita Stănescu 👉👉).

Currently craving

Mămăligă lol;

And there are some specific donuts at a food van near the local shopping complex of my town that look nice;

Boba tea. Literally any time.

No pressure tags: @squicksquak @miralanders @lunanitic-moon @snest0

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[eggsnatcheskneecaps]

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#your choice of emojis immediately made me think of the Halloween costume actually lol #ask #squicksquak #nikkiverse

[eggsnatcheskneecaps]

When you get this you have to answer with 5 things u like about yourself, publicly. then, send this ask to 10 of your favorite followers (optional ofc, don't feel like you've got to answer but positivity is cool!!) <3

Ugh alright this shouldn't be as hard as it is

1. My imagination (I come up with some pretty neat stuff <3)

2. My English (fluency, my darling.)

3. My sense of right and wrong??

4. I... Like to think I'm compassionate/kind?

5. Ok. You know what? My waist? Hips? Or more like body type. It's nice.

#I'm not forwarding it to others because i don't really like chain stuff but thanks for engaging me! #squicksquak #ask

[eggsnatcheskneecaps]

HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!! LOVE YPU!!

YOOO HAPPY HOLIDAYS LOVE YOU TOO

#I EXIST OUTSIDE THE SPACE TIME CONTINUUM SO I FORGET IT'S CHRISTMAS (/EVE) EVEN IF THERE ARE DECORATIONS NEXT TO ME LMAO #LOVE YOU<333333 #ask #squicksquak

[eggsnatcheskneecaps]

pssss what happens when we "say farewell to the universe"?

Is this about the Love Nikki notification? There was an event called something regarding to the universe, and when it was about to end they sent that nightmare inducing notification to everyone.

#ask #squicksquak #love nikki