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my worst take yet

my ACTUAL worst take was when i said minecraft couldn't change the design of the villagers bc of how long they've been in the game but my FUNNIER worst take is that i think mooshroom is better than moobloom.... im sorry general public its just my wisdom

#minecraft #mineblr #mooshroom #moobloom #I LIKE THE MOOBLOOM AND WISH IT WAS IN THE GAME #BUT I LIKE THE MUSHROOM COW MORE THAN THE FLOWER COW.... IM SO SORRY #maybe if moobloom had more flower variations i'd like it more... #its not like its a buttercup sheep named baaaa-tercup. it's called a mooBLOOM... that can be ANY FLOWER #idk #rambles #splattedbrain #by the way i dont agree with that villager take anymore they absolutely should look different

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my minecraft propaganda

-creepers are mutated pigs who have fused with plants somehow and they eat primarily copper and redstone leading to their conductive properties allowing for charged creepers -phantoms dont suck you're just a nerd. i love the phantom so much. it is so fucking cool -mooshrooms are in fact more important than a human life. if you asked me if an eight year old child matters more than the mooshroom i'd tell you to throw the eight year old child off a cliff. (probably joking but you get my point i love the mooshroom) -villagers need more non-emerald-centric trades. it's lame how all of them have emeralds and ties into the money-hungry part of their antisemetic caricature design. they need trades where its just like "bro i need fucking food" or "bro i need water" or "bro i want your cock" (okay maybe not that last one) -i think the same for wandering traders but EVEN MORESO. trades for giving the trader things like clothing, food, water, campfires, etc. ANYTHING. they need to feel like someone actually wandering around and going across biomes with exotic wares -we need more lore and INSTRUCTIONS FOR SHIT. MAYBE ADD A DIALOGUE SYSTEM TO VILLAGERS? MIGHT BE A LOT OF WORK. i HATE how you have no concept of nether portals, end portals, ender eyes, whatever the fuck, you understand NONE OF THAT without looking it up. like there is no in-game instruction for any of that. it just tells you what it's called and that's it.

-CHANGE THE VILLAGER DESIGN -cave spiders, husks, strays, etc are so cool. i love mob variants that are separate mobs and kind of useless. it's the sickest thing im not exaggerating. i love strays so much. one of my favorite hostile mobs.

#minecraft #mineblr #splattedbrain #mooshroom minecraft #stray minecraft

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i cant find it anywhere so idk if i reblogged it but there's this post of somebody like covered in blood with gritted teeth and the caption "girls when they have to mine deepslate" and that feels very prevelant because i am in deepslate and i want to get all the resources but i want to run around and find diamonds but all the iron ore i find is a like 13 block vein and normally that would be very nice but its so fucking SLOW TO MINE I WANT TO KILL SOMEONE

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