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quitealotofsodapop · 8 months
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Answering all three Asks I have about The True Immortal Compliant in "The Monkey King and the Infant" au:
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Answering asks from @justweirddino and @kyliecatqueen + an anonymous;
Pretty much yeah; the whole Monkie Gang only start out barely tolerating True Immortal Compliant/TIC/Ruyi. Wukong (+ most characters who know about the incident) thinks he's a scumbag for extorting the Kingdom of Women all those years ago. But DBK really wants to see his little brother again (the bull has been locked up for hundreds of years) and begs for them to be at least polite when he visits.
TIC is like that creepy mega-right-wing uncle that you have to put up with at thanksgiving and/or christmas. Has really harsh, outdated opinions on womens health. Makes dirty jokes at others expense. But since he's a guest, you don't want to be rude and call him out. In general a dinner with him is more painful than the furnace in SWK's opinion.
After its over Shadowpeach are like; "Lets never speak to him again." "Agreed".
Then a couple of years pass and Spicynoodles are expecting their first baby(s). Uncle TIC makes himself known. At first DBK and Red Son believe he's emerged to establish contact with his future grand-niblings. PIF is suspicious; she knows her brother-in-law still has access to that Spring Water, and that TIC has been enjoying his new life of luxury in the Underworld...
Red Son is like the little kid who used to think his uncle was cool, then as he got older realized that a lot of stuff was red-flags. He makes sure not to give MK/Xiaotian any drink provided by TIC.
It comes to a head when TIC invites the whole Spicynoodle fam + grandparents to his palace in the Underworld in the lead up to the Spicynoodle wedding. The volcanic, super-hot Demon Bull Palace in the Underworld.
At dinner there's nothing but wine/baijiu to drink. Luckily most of the fam packed their own supply of water/iced tea for the journey and give that to MK to drink so he isn't dying of thirst. The micro-aggression does not go unnoticed however.
Later on in the night, MK gets out of bed to stretch his legs (babies making a ruckus), only to be summoned by TIC sitting in the drawing room. A platter holding a pitcher of water, two full glasses, and wedges of lemon just sitting there on the table.
TIC: "Why don't you sit with me and drink? I'm so sorry I'd forgotten your... limitation during dinner." MK: "Um... it's no problem really. I'll sit for a bit. Kids were just keeping me awake is all."
A few moment of awkward convo pass. @justweirddino describes the perfect proceeding scenario. MK is just swirling his glass of water, glaring into it as TIC sits with his own empty glass.
TIC: "You're not drinking." MK: "You poured the glasses before I came in. I didn't see you pour yours." TIC: *Pupils dilate a little but tries not to show any emotion* MK: *pours half the contents of his into TIC's own glass* "It wouldn't be fair to drink mine with yours empty. Drink up!" TIC: *hand shaking as he takes his glass. hesistates taking a sip.* MK, still as brightly as before: "The Demon Bull Family has such a rich history! I really can't help looking into it, seeing how I'm gonna be part of the family really soon!" TIC: *Sweats* MK: "And of course I love hearing how our families interacted during my dad's pilgrimage. Including a really funny chapter involving the Kingdom of Women." TIC: *oh shit reaction* MK, smile turning devious: "You really thought I was that stupid did you?" *lets out the loudest Help!/Danger! chirp he can* Outside the drawing room: *frantic boss music starts playing and getting closer*
TIC barely makes it out of the room alive.
Fun fact about the Spring Water. Half a bowl/goblet is sufficient to cure a pregnancy. But more than that? According to the old woman in Journey to the West that helped Zhu Bajie and Tripitaka; "Any more will dissolve your insides."
Wukong helpfully provides the above knowledge and proceeds to nearly strangle TIC to death.
It wasn't just a simple "remove future heirs"-plan.
It was also a "remove nephew's spouse"-plan.
Once the group learns that last bit, Red Son has to be held back by multiple family members/bull clones to stop him from delivering his Uncle straight to The 10 Kings themselves.
As you can imagine, this was the final straw for DBK. He can deal with a jerk of a little brother - but for his own flesh and blood to try and murder his future son-in-law and unborn grandbabies? Zero contact immediately. Thank you for dinner, never speak to us again or we will destroy you.
Bonus horror/crime idea of TIC;
Princess Iron Fan is comforting MK as TIC is being dragged away to answer for his crimes. She smells the glass and winces.
PIF: "Urgh. No wonder you noticed it. It smells so bitter. Almost like..." PIF: *Drops the glass, shattering it on the ground. Hands clutching her mouth as she remembers the times in the far past when she and DBK had tried for children. A servant always bringing her a familiarly-foul smelling tea when the queen became "nauseous/unwell".* MK, immediately worried: "Yuemu! [mother-in-law] Are you ok?" PIF: "...I'm going to kill him." *wind teleports out of there* MK: *is left confused, but understands her anger*
So yeah, when TIC shows up he doesn't escape post-S4 alive.
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lmk-vibes · 1 year
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Silly little au that I think about all the time (basically mk and Red future versions end up in the past- but neither of them know that until they see eachother again! Future mk stays with past redson and future redson stays with past mk! Both of them trying to figure out how to make things less horrible)
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spac-e-b0y · 1 month
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i also did an edit for fanart of another pitted peaches fic. they make me ILL
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tired-all-the-time22 · 3 months
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Ok still pretty ambiguous but I can’t resist a chance to show off my boy‼️‼️🔥🔥🔥
Here’s the original (static) art piece I made for this scene!
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dragzo · 6 months
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Porty is an admirer of the fine arts
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spoopdeedoop · 6 months
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my fav lesbians
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dez-ku · 1 month
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Love you like a dr*g
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rae-blu · 9 months
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I'm usually too shy to ever draw ship art, but PittedPeaches broke me
If you haven't, please go read this fic I love it a lot
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sleepytinaxoxo · 2 months
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It’s you!! Silly lil guy!!
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capeta · 9 months
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Protective boyfriends
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starleavess · 9 months
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why are those noodles spicy
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quitealotofsodapop · 8 months
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We don't talk about Grandadsy enough and I recently re-read this fic by StarRoseColors about Pigsy blepping at his granddaughter and she blepping at only him, much to the despair of Wukong and DBK.
Thoughts?
Just read the fic and Omg, Dadsy getting special attention from the grandpiglets is so cute!
the au spicynoodles babies def have their favorites after all XD
The eldest twin girls cling to Pigsy for some reason as newborns, and MK figures it out; "You smell like the noodles I'm around all the time. You smell like Home to them". Pigsy starts crying. He's the twin girls unquestioned favorite even as they grow into teenage-hood.
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lmk-vibes · 1 year
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Redson can you please get through a convo without bringing MK up (/j)
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spac-e-b0y · 1 month
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and an angst prompt. can you see the reference?
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swokeeon · 1 year
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did you know i ship spicynoodles (unbelievable) 
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ne-cocoa · 1 year
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Season 4 special doodles >v<
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