#speedrunning thru life

[a-spell-a-rebel-yell]

December

hello everyone, i know it's already day 23 of January 2024, literal almost a month after the month ends and is already on another year, but at least i'm here yaaay (i really need to start writing the monthly post a week before said month ends 😭)

December was actually, just as thrilling cliff-hanging as November! thing is my countdown to my other coldplay show was finally down to under 50 days and it was also the end of the very first semester.

just in the true fashion of my life, my adventure this time is: going back and forth between Jakarta and Tasik in under 24 hours (22 hours to be exact!) on a back-to-back journey just for school and seeing my hometown again 😂

so, as you can tell, i have so many assignments and one of them is a practical skill's lab project where i have a typodont (a phantom model of human teeth embedded in wax) and i pretend to apply orthodontic treatment on it to correct the malocclusion. it was not easy at all. it's quite literally a simulation of what will happen and what should i do when i treat an actual patient. the project lasted for almost five months and even the class didn't stop once the semester break came around, that is why i had to go back and forth between Jakarta and Tasik: i don't want to lose my holidays while still having to attend the weekly class 😂

some will say i'm insane because it's so tiring to do so and indeed it was super exhausting. but if you know me, i'm the type to do just about anything for my loved ones (my parents were staying at Tasik to take care of things and it's been a while i visited my grandparents' last resting place) so it was no big deal at all to endure 7 hours of bus trip each and then 1 hour commute to the station/home. a total 16 hours in 48 hours timeframe spent on the road. and it's worth it, every second of it, because i got to relax and work in the middle of lush green and rice fields... it was the very definition of healing time. i was still under the pressure of stress and deadline to finish that last project, but at least i did it while being surrounded by serene nature and with my mum and dad 😂😂😂 it's such a nice drastic change to do wire bending with all my pliers and stainless steel wires and orthodontic brackets with herd of ducks quacking loudly near me and farmers ploughing soil to plant rice seeds... best part? zero pollution! no light/sound/air pollution whatsoever and i get to see amazing sceneries right out of my windows every day! rain every evening to help me and my mum water the plants (which are thriving!) Mt Galunggung in its majestic full view... woah. it's my best treasure tbh nothing else compares

the most unexpected thing was that our class for that subject/project is usually scheduled on Thursday (so for the first back-and-forth journey i made sure to go back to Jakarta on Wednesday and get back to Tasik on Thursday right after the class ended) and for the second week, my prof suddenly requested us to come to the campus on Tuesday, and guess when did he sent the message to inform us? 6 AM on said Tuesday!!!!! oh you couldn't imagine my panic, how am i supposed to be in Jakarta in less than 4 hours!? thankfully my prof is a lenient one and he let me and kak Mandy (who was in Bandung at the time) to join the class from zoom. another good news is that class is to be our closing session for the project, and that i can just send my typodont instead of coming in person to submit the assignment. yet again Allah's plan is always better than my most carefully thought of one 🥺

the rest of the break i get to spend every day at my hometown just recharging my energy and soaking every positive molecule there is, and my mum have this brilliant idea to buy a table tennis equipment!

at first, not fully knowing the impact of my mum's seemingly random decision, i opposed the buying of said table tennis because it's quite expensive. but after it arrived and i got to play against my mum and dad (who happen to be great players!) i finally understand that my mum knew fully well i don't like outdoor sports (solely because i hate the sun getting my face so red lol) so table tennis is the best option! it's so fun to play and i still get to exert my whole body to get that exercising regime my nutritionist has told me years to do so 😂

for new year's eve, the end of 2023 is the quietest one yet. with just my parents, deep in the greens, miles from the city, and just watching Pengabdi Setan 2/Satan's Slaves 2 (exactly my style hahaha getting my dad to watch it!) i moved over to 2024. just saying and sending out my prayers to welcome the new year and hope i can go through whatever i must face in the future. and again, just how i like it, not many fireworks were blasted so it wasn't that rowdy. it almost didn't feel like NYE celebration, all is calm and cool.

i love slow living, far away from the crowded areas, i could quite literally stay in my hometown at my house and just. be there 😂 it's so easy for me because as long as i have my loved ones with me and a roof above my head, enough to live and get by... that is all. to reach that tranquility and peace of mind is one of the highest priority/goal for me. hope one day after i've accomplished my dreams i get to reside and rest where my heart has always been dwelling.

here's to another journey in 2024, i hope we can together make it through. see you in the January post, that as i said in my Nov one, i'm counting down 3 days to my trip to Singapore and 4 days until i see coldplay again, historic moment as i'll be back to the stadium where i first saw the band 7 years ago!!! see you all soon 💙

#speedrunning thru life #while relaxing in the most novel times #my life my adventure type of thing #alhamdulillah #life is still as good and fun and worth living #:)

[frobby]

i know that by "pro gamer" it def means that joonghyuk plays shooters or like competitive games but i personally like to hc as a speedrunner. Hes got like world record in mr goobers day off cuz he can do the dookie skip consistently and he got fast sligma on his best time. Hes a gaming icon

#I love speedrunning so much #I consider it a sister field to rhythm gaming which is my beloved #I know yjh has the grind mindset for speedrunning and i just think it would be funny #Also it would make sense he streams attempts but doesnt have to be like high energy #Tell me what game u think he would have world record in cuz i made all that up #Kdj in his chat: wow joonghyuk that time will never be beat *beats it the next day #Hsy in his chat: i could do better than that *has never speedran a game in her life #orv #If this doesnt make sense with the ending uhhhh sorry??? Im only on like chapter 80 of the novel and chapter 200 of the manhwa #Im working thru it #Dont worry sbout spoilers tho ive looked thru the tumblr tag like dozens of times lmao #omniscient reader's viewpoint #yoo joonghyuk #yjh

[bythelightswitch]

ZELDA. GIRL YOU HAVE SUFFERED SO MUCH MORE THAN JESUS

#speedrunning thru the end of totk because of life shit. just got the final dragon tear and. oughhhhhhhh. ouh my god...... ohuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh #inconsolable. fucking hell #ill finish the game tomorrow god willing. this is 1000000 percent my favorite incarnation of her for sure. zelda........zeldy... #totk #strad.txt #totk spoilers

[milo-is-rambling]

I wish I had friends near meeeeeee to distract me from my brainnnnnnnnnn

#need to talk to anyone irl who isn’t related to me or dating my mom or my therapist #anyone else near me please I’m losing my mind #nature isn’t healing me sleeping in a fully dark room all day isn’t healing me how do I magically fix this without having to put any work #into it oh I can’t oh u have to do the work okay how do I do that. therapy once a week. oh. okay. yup. #can I speedrun it? oh no? I can’t. oh damn. okay fine whatever. therapy once a week. AND I HAVE TO ACTUALLY LISTEN AND DO WHAT SHE SAYS. bro #what the hell okay fine #well here I am !!!!! where is the fixing where is the feeling better I feel like all I do is stir up all these touch emotions from every #part of my life at once and then she sends me off to rot for week before I come back and talk again #I just feel like I’m losing it!!!!! and ik it’s extra bad bc birthday countdown is on in my brain and im stressed and i feel like a huge #fuck up that can never be fixed and like I will die having done nothing with my life except weigh other people down and so exhausting and my #brain won’t ever shut up like yes I get it years and years and years of built up shit that I never properly dealt with and still hold blame #for constantly and I feel like I will never be fixed like I CANT be fixed like this is a losing battle and I just am struggling today man #idk what I was saying I just took my morning weed hit to try and relax my back a little and now my brain is like scrambled eggs #which is good that means it’s working #I’m gonna try to take a nap maybe cause I only slept four hours and it was like choppy thru the night and then maybe I’ll go to the lake #later I’ve been feeling the need to be in a body of water recently

[senselessalchemist]

The temptation to try to speedrun dead cells. away foul demon

#i really really really should not put more hours into dead cells vidya game #but on the other hand its like #i did play the whole fucking game on all difficulties and beat it #presumably i have some skills #anyway i doubt i have the skills for speedrunning #certainly not new game thru 5bsc and i have never willingly used a shield in my life so thats a problem

[koszmarnybudyn]

What is up Wilson men and time travel, like Darryl had that whole arc with sweet matilda and tricking Anthony and stuff, Grant was transported back in time and got Link, and Link went thru the speedrun life had a spouse and kids and then got transported back (i guess that was more wierd vr stuff but still) and of course hes also from the titanic.

#dndads #dungeons and daddies #link li wilson #darryl wilson #grant wilson #i am watching a video about time loops and it just hit me

[neonstatic]

this isn't funny anymoreeee 90% of stuff i've consumed in the last few weeks have been exclusively abt the quarry. i've watched abt 6 playthroughs so far? do you know how long this game lasts? 6 hrs if you speedrun and kill everyone. 11 if you take your time and try to save ppl. and most players will do their best. so that's 11 hrs times 6 of my life, in the last 2 weeks, of watching the same shit over and over. i even checked out vids of rarely chosen paths. i'm starting to memorise every binary decisions and their possible outcomes (including succeeding or failing a qte), the irrelevant (of which there is plenty) and the relevant.

i made by myself a spinner in which i played a theorised quarry game just by going thru all the big decisions and keeping track of their possible outcomes til i got to the end w a rundown of who lived and how, who died and how, who's infected and by whom. my spinner ended up w 34 inputs. and that's w a few deaths and failed qte's that skipped extra steps. could've been much more. and y'wanna know what? i enjoyed myself. i had Fun. just sitting on my ass generating random outcomes to this stupid lil game w over 186 options or wtv tf they advertise. the worst part? i think i'll do it a couple more times. for Fun.

#ray says #the quarry #i ended up having 4 deaths and everyone alive infected. oopsies #i should just play the game again and try to kill as little ppl as possible. i figured out only 2 deaths are necessary in this game #nothing else brings me joy... except breakfast food maybe #the quarry and pancake. thats it

[danphantom]

oh hey i wanna talk abt smth thats been on my mind both lately and on and off for a while in general. sorry this ended up being a hella long post lol. but i have a lot to say

so...for context, ive been in the phandom for 10 years--since 2014--though it has admittedly been on and off in terms of engagement from me. in 2017 i got into dragon ball and all but dropped danny phantom completely with a few small drawings here and there. it was only like..within the past week that i actually got back into the phandom legitimately again, actively making art and posts about it and engaging with the source material and etc

anyway, i was obsessed with dp from 2014-late 2017 (until i got into dbz). i made lots and lots of fanart, played the gba games like all the damn time (i got to where i could speedrun tue lol), rewatched the show regularly...i was even one of those fans that bought obscure merch and learned useless trivia that ive since forgotten. in 2015 a lot of you may remember that i made @doppelgangercomic, a comic about an au i had where dan got a redemption arc (albeit a bumpy one) and future vlad was there and stuff happened (go read the comic LOL). it got a LOT of love and traction! it made me really happy to see all the positivity around my work like that :) i actually got a lot of positive responses towards my work in general. i had a really great time in the phandom back then

then i changed fandoms and kinda fell out of the phandom space. after being on a hiatus from the phandom until literally a week ago, i honestly have to say ive felt like i kind of...faded into obscurity in the phandom's eyes? basically i feel like old news. people dont generally know what doppelganger is now. they may have seen my art in passing here and there but they dont know who i am anymore. i think the only place people actively still find my old danny phantom art from when i was heavily active is...deviantart lol. i get notifications from favorites literally every day there. but uh anyway--im not saying this to garner pity or tell a sob story or anything! im just expressing some thoughts and feelings ive had for a long time lol.

the reason i bring this ^ up though, is because like...i know its not true? logically, i know that i DID make an impact in the fandom i loved/love so so much. i left my mark on both the fandom in an artistic sense, and also the people in the fandom, and sometimes i forget that because i get significantly less engagement on my posts than i used to. but i know that doesnt mean that people dont like my stuff anymore, or that ive been forgotten.

i actually got a message from someone today--a friend i made kinda recently who approached me bc they liked doppelganger actually. they told me that basically its surreal to them that theyre talking to me as a friend because they remember reading doppelganger when they were younger and looking up to me because of it. and it really reminded me of what i said previously--ive not been forgotten, and people still do appreciate and love what ive put out into the world (specifically about danny phantom in this case). ive made an impact on people's lives even when i dont realize it or see it physically. the message and sentiment made me feel really really good and nice and happy and honestly relieved, because the phandom and danny phantom as a media has been an extremely important and impactful part of my life ever since i got into it ten years ago. i literally changed my name to dan because of it lol. it was the reason i found stephen silver's work and went down that path of my art journey. its the reason i found so many amazing people and friends and artists and continue to do that even now. i owe a lot to danny phantom and the phandom as a whole, and i try to give back in the only ways i know how--mainly thru showing my passion through my art and posts.

anyway erm. yeah. all of this to say i wanted to thank yall--the phandom--for supporting me all this time, whether youve been with me from the beginning or if youre just joining me recently. youve been an absolute delight in my life and i know youll continue to be for a long time. :)

#this post sounds like im leaving the phandom i promise thats not what this is LOL #im just bein a little sentimental is all..wah

[featherlouise]

Figured it's time to make a post explaining my AUs bc some of them are AUs of AUs of AUs and nobody's boutta read thru everything lmao

SO!!

Early Infection AU

Most of my AUs are variants of this

Hollow is infected by the Radiance as a teenager, with her slowly creeping into their mind over the course of a few months.

Eventually she takes over and ends up trying to kill the Pale King, they manage to wrestle back control and stab themselves, which throws them into the dream realm where they fight the Radiance and win.

The rest of the AU is just family fluff and drama as Hollow recovers

Hollow Fkin Dies AU

Variant of Early Infection!! Exactly what it says on the tin!! Instead of winning the Radiance fight, they're killed and everything bad that can happen does happen in the following years.

Mostly focuses on PK's grief and how EVERYTHING just gets worse and worse in Hallownest, the Knights get infected, the dreamers are infected, WL goes insane, Hornet is killed, the infection runs rampant (even more so than in canon)

By the time Ghost arrives in Hallownest, the entire kingdom is p much like infected crossroads from the get go

Radi Fkin Dies AU

Hollow loses the battle with the Radiance but manages to escape by the skin of their teeth, hiding in the dream realm and slowly killing Radi via void poisoning.

They wake up after killing her, years after their ‘death’ to a very scared and confused PK, an insane mother, and an (almost) adult baby sister

What follows is basically the aftermath of Early Infection but there’s a lot more to fix

Radi Fkin Dies Speedrun

After their death, PK goes over the top with their funeral, introducing them to the Kingdom as his child who died to save his life, and makes sure the funeral is one befitting a prince. (This is true for all hfd variants)

Meanwhile, Hollow figures out a far less subtle (and slow) way to kill Radi off, using a combo of void poisoning and stabbing to get the job done.

They wake up as they’re being paraded down the streets of the city, causing quite a scene.

PK in his paranoia, spends the next few years coddling Hollow to the point where they start a flaming row with him and decide to head to Deepnest to cool off. PK sends every available person in the palace to look for them, which leaves him vulnerable to an assassination attempt. Hollow arrives in the nick of time, but PK is gravely injured and they have to take over as Prince Regent while he recovers.

Radi Fkin Dies Speedrun: Bad End (rfds bad end)

U get what I mean about the AUs of AUs of AUs thing now right?? Lmfao

Variant of RFDS!!

PK doesn’t survive the attack, instead dying in Hollow’s arms before they can apologise for anything they said during the argument.

PK has a funeral befitting the first god king and creator of Hallownest, and is buried in a tomb in Queen’s Gardens, where WL soon follows

(Long story short, PK and WL decided they didn’t want to live without the other so when PK dies, WL decides she wants to “root herself down” as close to his burial site as possible

When a root “roots themselves down” it’s basically them entering their last stage of life and they eventually just fade away and become a tree)

Hollow is crowned King and rules Hallownest for the foreseeable future

Eventually they meet an oc bf and have kids with him, the eldest of which dies young

There’s also an afterlife in this AU, so anyone who dies spends their time watching over Hollow and their loved ones :)

Shades of Memory AU

Hollow is found out to not be hollow VERY early on, so PK removes all memories of their voidness and raises them as a normal kid

They get a good childhood, but once they turn 18 they find out about their origins in. The worst way possible.

Root of Evil AU

Evil WL au!!! She gets sick of her husband’s shit and, after finding out the Pure Vessel isn’t hollow, leaves and takes the kids (the divorce is implied abdbfn). She also takes Hornet with her bc her child needs a playmate godsdamnit!!

Most of this au takes place during Hollow’s teenage years where, after being raised believing that mortals are worth no more than the dirt under their feet, they find out that mortals are actually pretty cool sometimes!! PK is a wet rat here, what else is new, and bby Hornet gets to commit arson!! What more could you want?

ALSO ALSO EVIL WIVES!! (the Radiance x WL)

#early infection au #hollow fkin dies au #rfds bad end #radi fkin dies speedrun #radi fkin dies au #shades of memory au #feather writes #root of evil au

[aquaquadrant]

Hi I just speedrun binged all of your guys' htp au and I love u

It's so amazing you guys did an incredible job <3

aww thank you so much, i’m glad you enjoyed it <3 this au has been wonderful to work on and y’all’s response has honestly been the best out of any fandom i’ve written for in terms of feedback and engagement and just sheer excitement. it’s really inspiring, and helps me push thru stuff like creative blocks and self-doubt so i can deliver chapters that i’m proud of and am excited to share w you guys.

progress hasn’t been as fast as i’d like ofc, but i can honestly say i’m really happy with how the story’s turning out. writing so often pales in comparison to the vision i have in my brain, it’s great whenever i can successfully bring that to life (it helps to have an amazing partner in crime ;0)

#hels to pay au #HTP ask

[literacide]

Today on a 4 hr flight, Opal is tired of people calling Kaito legitimately dumb &/or a douchebag.

He is socially dumb, yes. My man blazes thru social situations like a semi in a parking lot, & he speedruns foot to mouth sometimes. But he's cerebrally intelligent & full of good intent.

Reminder that he didn't fake the results to the space program exam, he only faked the paperwork to be allowed to take it. He passed with Flying colors.

& not gonna lie, I bet anything he forged it because he knew he was terminally ill & was desperate to see space before he died.

When they say he charmed his way into being allowed in despite the forgery, it's very likely partially because of that to be honest. I'm sure he didn't explicitly mention it, but he would have been background & medically checked because of the intense requirements of becoming an astronaut.

Also, on the other issue, Kaito was raised by his grandparents. My man would know how to treat people [& women, which I see doubted a lot] & was taught to be kind. He gives the energy of someone who is oblivious to some things, but tries his best. Like I said, socially dumb. Maybe a little autistic. I also trip over less than well thought out snippets of what I'm trying to say. It happens. I bet anything y'all have friends that do be saying dumb shit sometimes but are harmless.

All he does is try to be supportive & encouraging. It's his own weird way but damn. He wanted his friends to be okay. He wanted everyone to be okay at the risk of his own life. He even set aside his pride to listen to essentially someone he despised & thought was a horrible person in his last moments.

I need everyone to understand this is coming from someone who hated all men with no exceptions until the DR fandom. Kaito Momota, of all characters, doesn't deserve the bullshit y'all give him.

&& above all, he's not dumb, or a dick, just a little spacey.

#shrug #tired of finally finding one good but himbo guy to attach to #& finds out people mischaracter him #or hate him for shit that's not accurate #THE ONE MAN I LIKE YALL #danganronpa v3 #ndrv3 #kaito momota

[not-from-the-absence-of-violence]

I'm checking out an apt tomorrow for the first time in my LIFE several months before I thought we would get to this stage and I'm speedrunning thru every human emotions

#IF ANYONE KNOWS WHAT U SAY AT A LOOK AT APT THING??????? #FEAR. AND EXCIEMTNE #its sooo cute and its on the water and its clost to uni and i shouldnt get my hopes up but i also want it sooooooo bad so bad #nico cannot shut up disease

[quartarcade]

Crazy shit my friends have said but as inbox starters part 2

Part one. you are allowed to adjust these in whatever deems appropriate to your muse!

"I'm psychically passing on my brain hemorrhage onto you."

"You're at a ten I need you to being it down to a three."

"You deserve everything I send to you."

"You will die in six seconds, and I forgot how to count."

"God gave him his last breath and right now he's holding it."

"Burn in the bowels of hell like the shit you couldn't take on this day."

"Start chucking buckets, buddy."

"I'm playing 3d chess while you're out here playing baby checkers, stop eating the pieces, dumbass!"

"I hope you're in a gaming mood because you're about to speedrun the rest of your fucking life."

"Change the card color one more time and I'm changing your birth certificates date to never."

"May your fate not be the same as Icarus, you waxed-winged bitch."

"Why are there potatoes on the floor?"

"I've had just about enough of your crusty ass in my realm!"

"THAT WAS SO CHEAP IT AINT EVEN ON THE DISCOUNT RACKET. THEY'RE GIVIN IT OUT FOR FREE."

"I'm proud of my feet, they brought me to a lot of places."

"Sorry, the demons came out."

"Those nuggies are mine and that clown's a wash."

"It's not gay, it's tactical bro."

"You've stolen from my people! You've poisoned my crops!"

"I wouldn't be in your shoes, we wear different pairs of shoes."

"Your ass would have been grass and they would have mowed it."

"I'm gonna get so close to his face he's gonna see the whites of my eyes before he sees the whites of the pearly gates."

"Rome wasn't built in a day, but this ass-beating will!"

“My knees! God broke them to nerf me!”

"These arrows can tell me where to go, but only god can tell me how close hell is!"

"I took a ton of Demerol and I thought I became religious."

"She's/He's/They're dying and my lean is mixed. Let's get to work."

"I don't care what you look like so long as you look like you've met god."

"I've inserted a cow with sunglasses and now time is unstable!"

"You can't prove I lost if I'm dead."

"Instead of frozen, its colden. It was really hard breaking it together."

" I hate to tell you this, [name], but Papa John is real and He Can Hurt You."

"Everyone knows the C in Chess stands for Cuck."

"You don't know what that pufferfish did."

"I like my men lean and mean.. and preferably a machine."

"I GOTTA SHOOT BACK TO CHRISTMAS."

"If they are the 1% they're gonna get 100% of these hands."

"Waste my time once more, Petty Man."

"FUCK YOU YOU WANNA TEST GOD? I WANNA TEST CHILLI'S!"

"Everybody knows that the perfect gamer cup is a red solo cup that has a bite taken out of it."

"I did kill myself once and won."

"Someone's fucking corpse just flung into me and reversed the polarity, the alignment, and the religious affiliation of my knees."

"I gotta go mow my drive thru."

"Does his mom love him? I sure hope so."

"Who knows? The power of fish is endless."

"I'm gonna dox you so I can beat your ass publicly".

"Because I saw the future, and you're not in it."

"Want me to cancel your heartbeat? There you go!"

"We got no time to fuck around, only to find out."

"What's stupid is thinking you need permission to ask questions."

#25₵ | ooc #| ask memes | #ask to tag! #| queue |

[thatdeadaquarius]

What's the weirdest dream you've had ??

ORRAHHH

I have way too many weird dreams 💀

So basically ever since I was 13, when the depression rlly walked into my town lol, everytime I'm anxious/stressed I have a weird -> stressful -> nightmare dream. Like usually just vaguely stressful at first but I think the worse off I am the closer to nightmare territory we get, also when I was 13 I used to have night terrors (i think thats what theyre called? The nightmares where they wake you up) ive actually gotten a few of those again this year too

So I say all that bc I cannot for the life of me decide which dream to tell u about 😭

Idk someday id like to incorporate my dreams/nightmares into my writing somehow/art but idk how yet bc theyre all so specific

◇

Uh we'll like, speedrun/2 sentence them-

(Ive been trying to write them down, but im usually half asleep so forgive me 💀)

My first/only genshin dream! Ofc i got basically iskekaied (i was aware i got transported there but not that it was a dream) to DRAGONSPIRE- 💀 and i was stuck there for some reason the whole time, think i was just lost as hell tbh, and eventually found Yanfei and she didnt rlly help, but she was just showing off her damage to impress me LMAO

I think be i remember early on in genshin getting Yanfei and I must've built her pretty well or smth bc she did the most dmg for me for awhile, OH NOO SAGAU- SHES TRYING TO GET ME TO USE HER AGAIN THRU MY DREAMSSS LMAO

Eh my other dreams weren't that interesting,

Well i say that- lol

Its just a lot of my dreams are nightmares (bc anxiety disorder i think rlly) so theyre either mildly stressful bc its realistic like shits going wrong with my hw or smth

Or its like im in the perspecive of a horror movie protagonist getting m!rdered or smth awful 😭

Once again, if they made a little more sense id have plenty of content for angst or smth in future 💀

Thanks for asking!!

U got any good weird dreams Orah? :0

Safe Dreams,

💀♒️

#my replies #genshin impact #genshin sagau #ask box open #sagau #genshin isekai #genshin god reader #orah my beloved

[messageiost]

after 4 years, my sona finally has a story to tell

this is just a really shitty concept i came up with 10 minutes ago. urhmmmm so if you die in ur first life, you go to heaven and they evaluate if you had a good life/ died with no regrets and if you dont!!! then ur sent back but to some really random ass universe. the first two are just very old sonas i used, they should actually be switched up. Laz- 1st life. She is such a stupid oc i used for like 2 weeks in 6th grade but shes real in this story! wo! died in some fucked up fnaf au or something i dont know, it wasnt very kind. Tess- 2nd life. died in a zombie apocalypse. not fun!!!!!! Max- 3rd (current) life. Lives in a world where most people get some basic, kinda helpful power that gets a little bit more helpful when you're 18 or something. Kinda like mha but shittier I guess.

Max had a pretty Bad 3rd life, his "power" was just that he had a pretty good memory. like photographic i guess. well when he turned 18, he remembered so hard bro got his old memories back from past lives. and he realized some of his stupid dreams as a child were just vague references. anyways he also! realizes that if he goes back to heaven in his state, the angels or whoever the hell will send him back and he *really* doesnt wants to not go thru anymore bullshit especially since his 4th life, he would forget and the cycle might continue for quite awhile. bro tries to speedrun happiness to appease the gods (it doesnt work)

#concept #oc #TESS. IN THIS DAY AND AGE #as you can see i have not written a story in my goddamned life

[hestiashand]

Sasuke: 25, 28, 30

Naruto: 25, 28, 16

this ask game

sasuke

25: when do you think they acted the most ooc?

uhhh the very end of shippuden when he’s leaving the village and sakura comes running after him to ask if she can come.. and he POKES HER FOREHEAD and says maybe next time….. HE WOULD NOT DO THAT. HE WOULD NOT DO THATTTTTTT the rage that instilled within me…. anything after ch 698/699 isn’t actually real To Me though and everyone is insanely ooc so uhh it’s hard to pick otherwise. the thing with sasuke is he’s constantly pulling unpredictable things in which in the moment it seems a little crazy or weird but it’s always further explored later and then it ends up making sense….. so i feel like for him i have to use an end of shippuden moment T.T but i offer this as a replacement panel

[ ID: a manga panel of sasuke tapping sakuras forehead. he says “i’m gay.” END ID. ]

28: the most unnecessary thing they ever did?

this is so hard. sasuke didn’t do a single thing wrong so i’m really trying to figure out smth that he did that was unnecessary… okay i thinkk maybe what i can say is this.. although i do understand why he would do this, and it was absolutely in character— a product of a pre-teens pent up rage and trauma— i do think him challenging naruto on the hospital rooftop in the classic was unnecessary. i don’t blame him for doing it, nor do i think he was necessarily in the wrong or out of pocket, but in the grand scheme of things it was unnecessary. was it necessary for him? absolutely, he needed to do this for himself, to answer the question thats been nagging him for ages… but all in all i guess i can say that it wasn’t really necessary.. this is still so hard to say tho because I GET IT I GET WHY HE DID IT and i do believe that for *himself* he had to do it otherwise it would have driven him nuts, but in the grand scheme of things he technically didn’t rlly have to. maybe.

30: the funniest scene they had?

well the first thing that comes to mind is when he reanimates the previous hokages and interrogates them to decide whether or not he’ll destroy konoha.. cause he’s intensely asking these questions to the hokages of past and has questions for every single one of them except minato LOL like he really just leaves minato standing there the whole time in silence… listening and learning… OH OH WAIT NO hold on actually i think a scene that made me laugh harder is when he and naruto are fighting kaguya and she shifts them into the location with lava and sasuke summons his eagle and everyone else is falling and naruto yells “sasuke, over there” pointing to sakura and kakashi, and sasuke looks over for a second before immediately looking back and saving naruto LMFAOOO bro did not care ajsjshsjhs hold on i’ll rb it in a min too ik where to find a screen recording ehehhee it makes me cackle

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25: when do you think they acted the most ooc?

i think at the beginning of the war arc while he’s being hidden away training with killer bee… there’s a fair bit from this i think is slightly ooc but the biggest thing to me is while he’s addressing “dark naruto” at the waterfall… i just frankly don’t believe he would be able to push away and ‘get over’ all the hatred and pain and agony inside him that he’s been repressing for years caused by the way the village has treated him just like that.. and then the waterfalls like ‘oh shit yea u did it you are No Longer Angry or Hateful’….. like there’s just no way he can suddenly just accept all that after 16 years.. uhm ok i love that he hugged himself and i think it was very sweet and cute, and i wouldn’t trade that out for anything buttttt there definitely had to be more to it than that to make it something that naruto would actually be able to move on from and work thru while staying in character. that was just a speedrun to move on the plot quicker heh.. it’s just ooc.. naruto has been a hateful little menace his whole life there’s no way he can get over all that pain stored inside him so quick in that moment… ugh.

28: the most unnecessary thing they ever did?

i mean i think it’s stupid and funny but i’m gonna have to go with the obvious practicing reverse harem jutsu more than the rasengan… WHY DID HE DO THAT LMFAO other than to look at naked boys 🤨🤨 sus? also just like… forgiving so many people that should not have been forgiven. jiraiya, sakura, itachi, village as a whole, ect ect…… idk very messed up. i think a lot of the writing around naruto getting rid of his anger was very sloppy and not well written.. so i think the way he just instantly forgives these ppl is unnecessary.

16: a childhood headcanon?

naruto bleaches his hair.. so as a kid he had black hair for me :p (and during long missions when he doesn’t have time to do touch ups his roots start growing in hheheh).. also i think narutos apartment was so messy all the time because he really didn’t like spending time in there all alone.. so he’d do what he needed to (eat, sleep, bathroom, ect) but then would immediately head out.. so he didn’t really care for cleaning since he was rarely there anyways…

#sasuke was so tricky to answer for cause hes never done anything wrong and he’s genuinely a very complex character so its hard to say he #acts ooc since.. theres always a reasoning behind it even if that reason is a little batshit crazy aksjskshks #(except for anything post vote2 ofc. hes ooc all the time after that) #and i feel like everything hes done is necessary in general or at least to him and his iwn growth so oof it was hard ? #anyways you know me these answers are so wordy but i like to talk ahsjgsjshsj #thank u for asking for themmm heheh #ask and i shall answer #opens-up-4-nobody