#spaghetti snake

[racoonmadethesestickers]

Do you like spaghetti!?!?! And snakes!?!?! Do you want people to start likeing snakes!?!?! Than do I have a sticker for you, Introducing the "I'm spaghetti, I swear" Sticker. You can put this anywhere!!!! Put it on your snake who's name is spaghetti, put it on your asshole boyfriend who has a snake phobia to cure him, put it on your spaghetti container, or even trail signs to make people like the snakes!!!!

#not real sticker #queer artist #queer #sticker design #sticker art #spaghetti #spaghetti snake #snakes

[creature-of-pizza]

You think he yawns like the way people describe cat yawns?

#or a snake perhaps? #my art #pizza tower #fake peppino #peppino spaghetti #body horror tw #also he’s got transparent eyelids! #edit: why does this have 300+ notes

[tiredsurvivoronmain]

The paperwork can wait 💤

#local bear is covered in spaghetti #chrisker #chris redfield #wesker #albert wesker #bear!chris #snake!wesker #animal au #resident evil #rebhfun #my art

[britcision]

New day new conspiracy to be unhinged about woooooo

SO.

This right here.

The moment where Kabru reveals he’s Milsiril’s baby boy (and more relevantly the last survivor of Utaya)

Kabru telling them that he actually wanted to enlist in the Canaries directly, but couldn’t because of the racial barrier. How true that is……. Well let’s say I’m sure he wanted to when he was little, buuuuut by the time he left it wasn’t that they wouldn’t let him

And tbh the reason why is very much the next panel:

The Canaries learn he’s Milsiril’s little boy and immediately fucking claim him as theirs, asking if he’s been eating well, if he wants cake, telling him to cheer up and smile sometimes

It is notably the convicts, especially Otta and Fleki although Cithis has been leading the conversation; Pattadol is not in frame and Mithrun ruins all their fun by staying on track

Kabru is not 30 seconds out of saying he was raised by their vice commander before he is being babied, and there’s a fun read of just “well this is our child now we must care for him for Milsiril hello new nephew”

But. Given what we later learn Milsiril’s care is actually like. The room where Kabru could eat all the cake that he wanted, that he never ever wanted to return to even when freezing and starving.

Where she gave him such arduous and extensive sword training he thought he would die, with the stated intent of showing him how bad it could be to make him give up and stay with her forever.

“Wanna eat some cake” is suddenly a much darker comment, and doesn’t have a directional bubble, so I’mma pin it on Cithis on general Sketchy Bitch vibes

Now, that only makes sense if these folks know Milsiril directly, or have some way to know what her home life is like for her adoptees

(Or Cithis can read minds which let’s be honest absolutely no one needs to be true but she deserves it)

But. So does that immediate tonal shift

“Oh, you’re Milsiril’s kid. Now we care about you beyond being an interruption.”

We know Pattadol is on her very first mission. We know Cithis has been responsible for Mithrun’s care for long enough while he’s back on active duty that she gets bored of her new doll.

(And that she only started respecting him after they acquired Pattadol, whiiiiich. He got back to active duty 14 years ago. None of the other Canaries got their own timeline, but he’s also had long enough to have an established track record of getting his warden partners killed

When Flamela assigns Cithis to his wellbeing, she pretty clearly knows the extent of his caretaking issues, and this whole section of the timeline is fuzzy, but it is specifically Pattadol who is the first to tempt Cithis into telling Mithrun to hurt her

And specifically not until after he refuses that she begins to respect him)

Milsiril has been retired for the same 14 year period, taking Kabru and for some reason one of her own Canary convicts home with her, but she served with Mithrun when he initially became a Dungeon Lord 40 years pre series… and most of that squad died in Mithrun’s dungeon

(Also his lover became a snake person at some point for some reason sooooo monsterfucker ahoy)

(We know that’s the lover from both Mithrun’s initial vision and his Adventurer’s Bible comic which identifies his brother as the one with the short hair. Presumably they were not always a snake?)

None of the names he gave Kabru in his backstory refer to any of his current party members

Otta and Fleki mention Milsiril in Otta’s comic when teasing Otta about being a pedophile because she only dates halffoot women and breaks up with them when they turn 30

(This being past middle age for halffoots, who become adults at 13 and live to around 50; Chilchuck is 29.

One might expect… say… visible signs of aging to show up around 30. Reminders of how little time they have left. Although, frankly, how much free time does Otta actually have to be dating outside of work???? They’re so shorthanded Mithrun made captain the minute he could serve after Utaya)

Ahem. We digress.

Otta’s reaction (directly saying Milsiril treats shorter lived people like pets while she loves them as individuals, which Kabru Does Not Deny) might be because she’s seen Milsiril’s behaviour directly, or just being sick of the comparison. Hard to say, but Milsiril already doesn’t like elves

No, the conspiracy theory today is that CITHIS in particular has worked with Milsiril between Mithrun being rescued and Utaya’s destruction, possibly with Fleki and Otta

They’re all close to Mithrun’s age so there’s a very real possibility they were serving when Utaya fell, and either were lucky enough not to get sent there (there are so many dungeons in the world) or unlucky enough not to retire in the aftermath

Dumping Mithrun with Milsiril’s survivors makes perfect sense - the two had served together as wardens and Milsiril Barest Possible Minimum took a personal interest in Mithrun returning to duty after Utaya

She’s the one getting him to take his first steps and tells him she’ll get him back in a dungeon

Milsiril, known hater of elves, left the Canaries on good enough terms with her convicts to take one with her (Helki, shown in Mithrun’s story and Kabru’s training flashbacks - the only other survivor we know of from Mithrun’s dungeon)

And these particular convicts immediately brighten up knowing that Kabru is one of Milsiril’s; he’s in a very different position from Mithrun, who basically has direct power over their lives and deaths, but if you have a potentially unstable new captain who’s gonna be extra dependent on his convicts coming in…

Well, it’d be nice if the convicts have a reason beyond “well if both of our wardens die we can’t use magic so we will too” to keep him alive and moving

Note: they did at some point hand him directly over to fucking Cithis, who has an established track record of wrapping her captains around her little finger and doing whatever the fuck she wants anyway

(To the point that she’s left and “rejoined” the Canaries multiple times, and her behaviour with Mithrun is considered her having calmed down… while actively trying to have him hurt his subordinate wardens and plotting to kill Pattadol)

So. Not. Y’know. Convinced that anyone necessarily was thinking that particular assignment through. Although you could argue that they were just heading off the inevitable and letting her know this one is high maintenance

ANYWAY.

Tl;dr: Mithrun’s a monsterfucker, this is established fact and not a conspiracy theory

Kabru’s been adopted by the Canaries the second they know who his mom is, which may explain why no one actually tries to stop him when he grabs Mithrun later despite him not having a weapon

(Fear of Milsiril finding out they’ve hurt her boy > rescuing Mithrun or later even stopping Kabru from helping Laios repeatedly)

And Cithis, Fleki, and possibly Otta worked directly with Milsiril at one point before Utaya, which is why Mithrun was given them specifically - he was one of Milsiril’s projects too, Milsiril’s personal involvement unclear

How much this has to do with Mithrun getting all his warden comrades killed but apparently not his convicts: unclear

(Still bet Cithis “helped” with the warden before Pattadol)

#delicious in dungeon #dungeon meshi #dungeon meshi spoilers #delicious in dungeon spoilers #dungeon meshi conspiracies #kabru dungeon meshi #mithrun dungeon meshi #milsiril dungeon meshi #the web of connections between these characters man #they are all spaghettis #and milsiril is the plate #this is why she has so much villain energy ugh i am obsessed with her #mithrun’s a monsterfucker #that’s his lover right there who has no gender but does have snake ass

[scoriarose]

My my baby blue!

Did you know that when snakes are about to shed their eyes get all cloudy and often take on a blueish tint? That's why snakes about to shed are called "in blue"!

It's best not to handle them during this time, as not only is it often scary to be unexpectedly picked up, they can't see what's going on or where they are. They also need that energy to take on the task of shedding, which is a lot of work!

One way some snarents help make this time less scary is through regularly talking to their snakes while raising them and building a positive association- that way, even though their snake is partially blind for a few days they can hear their caretaker's voice and can feel safe knowing that big shadow isn't a scary predator - they recognize the voice of their protector! <3

#snake #snakes #in blue #shedding #Hognose #When I walked up to her enclosure just before this photo she puffed up and started hissing ferociously #that's completely out of character for my little spaghetti and meatballs girl #she was terrified because all she could see was this shadow of something big coming toward her #but thankfully she not only recognizes my voice but also has a very positive association with it and me #she can't see me but she knew “oh it friend! friend who I have lots of fun with!” #even in blue she immediately relaxed and not another hiss out of her #I can't express how wonderful a feeling it is knowing a pet you love blindly trusts you #literally in this case

[lieutenantlashfaz]

Imagine Crowley being drunk and trying to morph into his snake form, but instead of a badass scary black snake he just turns into the black and red equivalent of an Arabian sand boa and he just sits there like:

#i love these snakes bc theyre so dumb looking #lashfaz ramblings #good omens #crowley #he would be a spaghetti noodle with googly eyes

[contagiousiridescence]

did anyone order a dollop of whipped cream?

#your frozen yogurt is ready #Casper #noodle boy #bug eyed spaghetti #blue eyed white doofus #goober faced vanilla rope #single braincell (from the mouse) #no thoughts only worm #long skinny white boy hours #pale turd vibes #bel #Texas rat snake #snekblr

[halfamask]

Last drawing of my artistic fervor today :) Naruto playing a little prank on Sasuke. Set kinda post Shippuden? I forgot the arm thing so um I’m gonna call it an AU where they keep both arms are stupid little high schoolers (bc they’re that age anyways). I love the boys. I will most likely never draw them again bc I hate drawing their hair it is hard. Their bond is deep yes but I love thinking about the shallow stupid parts >:D

#naruto #naruto shippuden #naruto fanart #naruto uzumaki #sasuke uchiha #a snake named spaghetti #sakura haruno #kakashi hatake #konohagakure #halfamask draws <3

[ontarom]

Lee Van Cleef had it

#woof #Lee Van Cleef #The big gundown #spaghetti western #by it i mean a very specific kind of sex appeal #btw this movie was a lot more homoerotic than i expected #he let the outlaw he had captured suck the blood from a snake bite #a snake bite that was on his lower back #and also wasnt a real snake bite but a ruse by the outlaw

[downsteepy]

i hope he likes black bass

#my art #resident evil #leon scott kennedy #i think he slurps snakes up like spaghetti

[bethanythebogwitch]

For this Wet Beast Wednesday, I'll be talking about sea snakes. While there are a lot of snakes that can swim and spend time in the water, I won't be talking about all of them. I'm specifically talking about snakes that spend most or all of their time underwater and have specific adaptations for an aquatic lifestyle. The true sea snakes are members of subfamilies Hydophiinae (which also contains some terrestrial snakes that I won't go over) and Laticaudinae (the sea kraits). There are 72 species of sea snake, all of whom inhabit warm waters in the Indian and Pacific Oceans and are related to terrestrial Australian snakes.

(image: a sea snake)

Sea snakes have developed many unique adaptations for a life spent in water. Of note, the true sea snakes spend their entire lives underwater while sea kraits still spend time on land. This is reflected in their adaptations, with sea kraits being seen as representing a transitional stage between semi-aquatic ancestors and fully aquatic sea snakes. Sea snakes are ventrally (side-to-side) flattened and tails flattened into paddles, giving them an eel-like body plan and aiding in swimming. In true sea snakes, the ventral scales, which terrestrial snakes use for movement, are highly reduced, leaving them virtually helpless on land. Sea kraits have normal ventral scales and can move normally on land. Sea snakes are the only snakes with nostrils on the tops of their heads and they have special adaptations for keeping water out when breathing. Most species can obtain oxygen from water passing over the tops of their bodies, allowing them to supplement their held breath while on dives. Subcutaneous respiration like this is very rare amongst reptiles as their thick scales usually prevent it. The lung is proportionally larger than in terrestrial snakes, filling most of the body, and may have adaptations to help maintain buoyancy, similar to the swim bladder of bony fish. All true sea snakes are ovoviviparous, meaning they retain their eggs, which then hatch internally, and give live birth. Sea kraits are oviparous, laying eggs, which must be laid on land. Sea krait nests are very rarely found and seem to only be placed in very specific locations. Like other marine tetrapods, sea snakes ingest way too much salt as a result of accidentally swallowing sea water, and have adaptations to expel this excess salt. In their case, they have special glands in the mouth that let them release salt as they flick their tongues. The majority of sea snakes are venomous, with some species having more potent venom than any land-dwelling snake. Bites to humans are rare, but require immediate medical attention. The exception are members of the genus Emydocephalus, which feed almost exclusively on fish eggs.

(image: a black-banded sea krait. Note the paddle-shaped tail)

Sea snakes have modified senses compared to land snakes. Land snakes rely heavily on vision, chemoreception, and hearing/vibration detection. Water interferes with these senses and the adaptations of sea snakes have been poorly studied. They seem to rely primarily on chemorecpetion/smell using their tongues like land snakes. Water carries chemical signatures better than air and so sea snakes only reveal the tips of their tongues instead of the whole tongue like land snakes. Sea snakes seem to use pheromones to attract mates. One species, possibly more, has light-sensing cells on its tail, likely used to ensure it is fully hidden during the day. Some scientists have proposed that sea snakes may have evolved electromagnetic reception and pressure detection, but these have yet to be tested.

(image: a sea snake)

The majority of sea snakes are active predators who prey on small fish, crustaceans, and squid. They are generally reluctant to bite and many can be handled with little risk, but some species are more aggressive than others. It seems that species who use their venom primarily for defense are more likely to bite people than those who use venom to take down prey. They are active at day and night, with different behavior depending on species. Most species will bask in the sun during the morning and early afternoon by swimming near the surface of the water. They can dive up to 90 meters (300 feet) deep and spend a few hours between breaths, depending on species. Social behavior has been observed, with some species schooling, occasionally in huge numbers. These mass swarms are likely associated with mating. The black-banded sea krait has been seen teaming up with others of its species as well as yellow goatfish and bluefin trevally to hunt, with the group working together to flush small prey out of crevices. Most species live in shallow waters near shores or in estuaries and some will swim up rivers. Three species have adapted to a completely fresh water life.

(image: a yellow-bellied sea snake that washed up on shore)

#wet beast wednesday #biology #zoology #animal facts #marine biology #snake #sea snake #sea krait #snek #danger noodle #wet noodles #now if you'll excuse me I'm going to make spaghetti

[sharkrocket]

I IMAGINE SO! 

I know snakes like to find an nice warm spot to curl up and bask in so I don’t think it’s a big stretch that Snakeniil will also find some comfort in tucking into his coils and getting all comfy cozy in a big ol’ self hug 

#I love snakes so much #They're so funny #Big ol spaghetti #Glorified garden hose

[flameraven]

I happened to check Facebook today and saw a group rehoming reptiles and other exotics in my state. And scrolling through... I'm really glad these animals are being rehomed because a lot of them are in poor condition or have just awful, empty enclosures. A hide and a bowl of water and not much else. Tanks or racks that were way too small.

It made me so so sad. :( Please do your research before getting a pet, especially exotics.

#snakes #animal husbandry #snake husbandry #spaghetti has been all over her tank lately #climbing and burrowing #and it makes me sad these other snakes don't have that

[meowtalhead]

I love when shows try to represent something as being dark or evil by putting animals like spiders or snakes in the scene. It has the opposite of the intended effect on me. No longer registering the seriousness of the plot, I am now simply pleased to be seeing a little guy

#they just had two snakes come out of a dead woman's chest on the x files and i instinctively said out loud #'ohhh hi babies!!!!' #they were very small. like two spaghettis

[spaghettidupsterafire]

✨️reading with Snivy✨️

-pokemon- gn reader platonic fluff! (I'm gonna make this a series type of thing so I'm going to do grass starters first then hopefully fire then water probably out of order)

You are reading your favorite book and Snivy wants you to read to him as well.

• You were sitting in the grass with Snivy on a very nice day snivy was playing in the tall trees and grass close by trying to not stray far from its trainer

• You pull out a book from your backpack and start to read it happily this was probably your favorite book you have read in a long time

• as soon as you get the book to the place you were reading last familiar foot steps start walking your way

• Snivy glances at you book in hand "Hey lil guy what's up?" You asked the pokemon as you sit down your book, Snivy jumps on your head and sits down he uses vine whip to hand you the book back

• "Do you want me to read to you Snivy?"You took the book from him Snivy gives a huff as an answer you grabbed your book "ok I guess I can just start from the beginning i didn't get to far yesterday so its not a problem" you glide to the start of the book reading word by word Snivy really liked when you talked

• as soon as you got 5 pages in Snivy looked very sleepy and by the end of chapter 1 he was out-cold he looked so peaceful and sweet so you put the bookmark in your book and then proceeded to put him at your side

•putting your book in your bag "I will read the rest when you wake up I don't want you to miss anything" you whispered grabbing a blanket and tucking him in

•Snivy may be sometimes very stubborn but being called his friend and trainer was the best title you could ask for.

✨️Snivy is one of my favorite starters so I'm very happy about these headcannons i do love reptiles and reptile like pokemon Bulbasaur is up next!!✨️

#pokemon #gender neutral reader #gn reader #platonic fluff #fluff #pocket monsters #Headcanon #Snivy #starter pokemon #Snake pokemon #spaghetti writes

[viric-dreams]

Why is Lieutenant Roberts a lieutenant despite being possibly the second-most senior officer on Grand Geode? He's never permanently commanded a ship. At some point he simply slid into his role as the Commodore's fixer, at first unofficially, but even after it became his full time role his previous title never quite seemed to vanish. He still positions his identity in relation to the Commodore anyway, so lieutenant he stays. What does this mean for his uniform? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

#roberts/nite #about to throw spaghetti at the wall and see what looks best #every time i worry that i'm overstepping by making my oc way too important #i remember that when literally anyone else does it it feels completely normal and cool #and it's just the inner brain snakes making me second guess it when it's my guy #he can be the commodore's most specialist boi #good for him (bad for him)