Sara: Jack, what's dummy thicc?
Jack: Wanderlust is dummy thicc
Sara: *chuckles* That means he's a dummy!
Jack: And thicc
Wanderlust: ………
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Elaine: *Punches Billie in the face*
Billie, trying to act tough: I EAT pain!
Billie, internally: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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SMG1 x SMG2 ship moments
(Yellow these are for you, the biggest shipper of these two I know. ... and the one who got me invested in the ship to begin with)
SMG1: *trying to flirt* did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?
SMG2: no, but I scraped my knee crawling out of Hell
SMG1: ahh... that explains why you're so hot~
SMG2: *flustered*
Mario: why are you gay?
***
*the power goes out*
SMG2: !!! Hello?!
SMG1: Two? Where are you?
SMG2: *cowers* One!!!
SMG1: *hears him, comes running and hugs* I'm here Two, I'm here...
SMG2: *scared bean*
SMG1: it'll be okay Gumdrop, I promise.
SMG2: *sniff* okay...
***
*back in the days of Spudnick's Adventure*
*SMG1 is dressed like a chicken*
SMG2: One, I don't want you humiliating yourself like this. Just take the outfit off
SMG1: *a bit confused* why?
SMG2: look, if you won't do it, then do it for someone who cares about you
Spudnick: KISS HIM YOU BLOCK HEAD!
*both blush*
***
SMG2: did you just flirt with me?
SMG1: ... have been for over ten years now, but thanks for noticing.
SMG2: !!! *flustered SMG2 noises*
***
SMG1: *sees SMG2 wearing his scarf* ??? Two? Why are you...?
SMG2: ... *looks at the scarf* ... I guess, I feel secure, like you're giving me a hug.
SMG1: ! Oh honey... *pulls him into a hug* c'mere
*the two hug*
***
SMG1: Two, I'm going to work
SMG2: ;_;
SMG1: *sighs* hon, what do you do while I'm gone?
SMG2: wait for you to get back.
***
*both look to the sky*
SMG1: *points to a cloud* that one looks like Mickey
SMG2: *jokingly* and that one looks like a Cease and Desist
SMG4: *runs screaming*
*both wheeze*
(That's all I got)
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«I just need to rest...»
Poor dude. He just needs to get home and lie on a chair to smoke. Most likely, I will make such a poster. Also, here are 2 more versions of my work:
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SMG3: Be back in a bit, baby!
SMG4: Okay, bye, I’ll miss youuuuu!
SMG3: ILL MISS YOU FUCKING MORE!
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Can u make taila sway and wake me up Coach yo be lovers again
Talia and Wake me Up: *fighting*
Sara: come on guys, you can’t possibly be like this all the time! Just hug it out!
Talia: you know what……you’re right. I’m sorry, (Wake me Up’s name). *hugs him*
Wake me Up: yeah, I’m sorry too. *hugs her back*
Talia: BITCH!!! *does wrestle-style suplex on him*
K.O!!! TALIA WINS!
Wake me Up in the hospital: GOD DAMNIT TALIA!!!
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SMG4: SMG3, how come you never hold my hand or kiss me in public?
SMG3: SMG4, we're not dating.
SMG4: *saddened* We're not?
Axol: *genuinely shocked* You're not?
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