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The only reason Loki was killed off at the beginning of Infinity War is because the writers knew a Rocket/Loki team up would break the narrative into tiny pieces and you cannot convince me otherwise.

#avengers infinity war #mcu loki #rocket raccoon

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Peter: *Watching a modded Minecraft roleplay series*

Rocket: Hey kid, Tony asked me to tell you that supper is..*Sees a modded part of the roleplay series* How are they able to do that?

Peter: With mods.

Rocket: *Eyes sparkling* you can mod the game?

Peter: Only the Java edition though.

Rocket: *Only has the Bedrock edition of Minecraft* SON OF A *Realizes Tony would be mad at him for swearing in front of Peter Parker* BANANA!

#marvel memes #rocket raccoon #peter parker #tony stark

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My Tik Tok FYP has dragged me kicking and screaming back into my MCU hyperfixation so I have an idea for a what if scenario:

If Peter Parker survived the events of the snapture, Rocket would have absolutely had a sideplot in Endgame about him trying to deal with his grief over his friends dying at Thanos' hands.

After he learns that Peter Parker doesn't know who his parents are he would unwittingly delude himself into believing that Peter Parker is one of Peter Quill's many one night stand babies and decides to educate Peter Parker about Peter Quill so at least he'll have the answer.

Unfortunately for Rocket, Peter Parker is not one of Peter Quill's one night stand babies and Rocket is at first pissed at this revelation but becomes sad.

Peter Parker comforts Rocket and Rocket reveals that the reason he deluded himself into believing that Peter Parker was Peter Quill's son was because he saw a lot of Peter Quill in Peter Parker and he wanted to feel like his friend wasn't truly gone forever with nothing to remember him by other than memories.

This could also tie into Rocket's backstory that was revealed in GOTG3. Him losing all of his friends and then, years later, watching history repeat itself broke Rocket but he hid it behind responsibility to the rest of the galaxy, hidden optimism at a chance to get most of his friends back and a delusion of having at least one thing to remember one of his friends by.

I know Endgame couldn't focus on how every single member of the Avengers was effected by the snapture but they could explore how Rocket was effected by basically watching history repeat itself in a Disney Plus series.

#rocket raccoon #peter parker #peter quill #avengers endgame #mcu au #gotg vol 3

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Okay, so I just pictured an AU where at the end of WOTFI 2021 Axol sent his physical body hurtling through the online series multiverse in a effort to protect his universe and loved ones.

I imagine that, at the end of the series, Axol returns after having purged Eldritch Zero from his body and he decides to head to the bathroom...

Only to see a bunch of toilets with no bath, shower or sink.

After an intense flashback to the short time he spent in the Skibidi Toilet universe before mentally saying "Fuck this shit, I'm out!" and leaving, Axol gets out Inkweaver and says in his lowest and growliest voice he can muster

"This is serveral layers of NOPE!"

And sets about redesigning the bathroom. Knowing him, it'll probably have two indoor hot springs (one for the guys, one for the girls)

I'm really surprised no one has thought of that considering the amount of crossover stuff the SMG4 fans discuss.

#smg4 axol #smg4 #smg4 au

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If Axol was in classic SMG4 there would absolutely have been an episode where Mario basically made Axol dress up as Peach so that Bowser would kidnap him instead of the real Peach.

The main joke would have been that, aside from the eye color, Axol looks nothing like Peach even while wearing her dress and yet Bowser is convinced he has the real Peach the whole time.

Also, there'd be an ending joke of both Meggy and Axol chasing after Mario in rage for the events of the episode.

#smg4 axol #smg4 mario #smg4 meggy #smg4 peach #smg4 bowser

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My ancestors, watching me read books: Our daughter is gaining more knowledge. Our lineage strengthens as we speak.

#ancestors

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D&D campaign concept

Each of the party members are sent on a solo mission by someone from their backstory and, through contrived coincidence after contrived coincidence, end up meeting up.

It's similar to how Vox Machina first met up, except here it might be more intentional.

#dungens and dragons

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If Bullfrog gets revealed to be a desendant of Globox, I am going to die laughing.

#captain lazerhawk bullfrog #rayman globox

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I have recently rewatched the City of Gold miniarc on SMG4.

I am really surprised nobody has made a It's Tough To Be A God parody quartet of Mario, Bob, Fishy Boopkins and Axol considering the arc is more or less SMG4's take on The Road to Eldorado.

I am sure someone is eventually going to do it and I can't wait to see it.

#smg4 mario #smg4 bob #smg4 boopkins #smg4 axol #it's tough to be a god #smg4 miniarc

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This might be me being really hilariously pedantic but, if you really think about it:

Sir Pentious, alongside most of his Egg Bois, was isekai'd into heaven via a Shoop Da Whoop of holy light.

#hazbin sir pentious #isekai

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If Axol was still alive during the events of Mario Reacts to SMG4's Browser History, he would be concerned about his search history being found out and be all paranoid about how "embarrassing" his search history is.

Though, turns out Axol's search history is rather benign with the spiciest thing on it being asking Google how to politely ask someone of the size of their outfit (he was planning on giving Melony a custom ordered dress as a gift for their first date)

Also, he is definitely going to tease SMG4 about how Mario donated money to SMG3 on his behalf. Probably by saying something along the lines of "Looks like you don't need to give SMG3 a valentine's day gift anymore. Mario did that for you."

Of course, SMG4 would probably knock him out but he'd probably say in his head "Worth it."

#smg34 #smg4 axol #axol x melony #smg4 melony

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Spoilers for the season one finale of Hazbin Hotel

Do you think Sir Pentious is going to end up as a father figure to Emily since he was a father figure to The Egg Bois?

I can just imagine him going "If anyone dares try to harm Emily, I would do things to them that would damn me to Hell."

#sir pentious #hazbin sir pentious #hazbin emily #hazbin spoilers

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If you go to the Reddit, Caprisun/Jon's confirmed that Emile's now in a mental hospital over all this. Jon didn't say specifically what triggered him to go in, but it's definitely implied that Emile may have...tried something. I'm personally keeping my opinion neutral on the whole thing (don't feel like we have all the info, strange that it's coming up now to me, etc etc), but I'm very worried for Emile and how well he's going to handle things going forward.

I'm worried as well. I've been keeping up with the Chuggaaconroy drama on my Twitter account. All I have to say is this: As soon as Chuggaaconroy found out he was talking with a minor, he tried (albeit in vain) to divert the conversation away from sexual topics.

I'm certain someone is going to say "Why didn't he just block her?"

1) I think he say blocking as a last ditch resort, one he should have resorted to earlier but hindsight is a pain.

2) He might have thought his diverting worked when it didn't.

Or might be a different reason all together.

I just hope that Chuggaaconroy comes out of this situation okay.

#chuggaaconroy

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Apparently, there's been accusations of Chuggaaconroy naughty chatting with a minor.

Due to the Dream drama still fresh in my memory, I am approaching this with caution until more evidence comes out.

But, I swear, if someone is falsely accusing Chuggaaconroy of grooming for attention and clout, I will ask them in their DMs "What would you favorite relative think of you if I told them what you did?"

I'm sure the mental picture would eat them alive with guilt.

#Chuggaaconroy #Dream

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Okay.

I already knew that Tumblr was going to have far more nuanced and varied takes on the Chuggaaconroy situation.

But it seems like the vast majority of Tumblr is having the exact opposite reaction to the situation as Twitter.

Twitter: Burn the autistic witch!

Vast majority of Tumblr: The evidence we've received and analyzed points to Emily turning a resolved situation into an opportunity to clout chase for sympathy and empathy points. Also, a bunch of small content creators are also making up lies about Chuggaaconroy to clout chase.

I know Tumblr and Twitter were opposites but dang.

#Chuggaaconroy

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Spoilers for the most recent SMG4 Episode

Can we just agree that, after You Used To Be Cool... that the perma-dead characters are looking at each other and going "SMG3 is definitely gay for SMG4."

'Cause, at this point, I am actually thinking that they're building it up to SMG34 becoming canon.

Doesn't help that there is the second recent reference to that specific scene in SnowTrapped.

#smg34 #smg3 #smg4 #smg4 snowtrapped

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Spoilers for the first episode of Hazbin Hotel

When Adam's plan to destroy Hell inevitably backfires (Because it will) and gets him damned to hell for either

A) Moving the extermination date up without doing the proper paperwork and thus causing a whole bureaucratic nightmare in heaven.

Or

B) Triggering the predestined war between heaven and hell long before heaven was ready and while hell had way more forces than heaven which resulted in heaven being curbstomped/forced to surrender.

I think it'd be really funny for Charlie (and maybe some of the other characters) to sing a reprise of Hell is Forever with some changed lyrics to match how Adam trying to destroy hell ultimately led to his own damnation.

#hazbin hotel #hazbin adam #hazbin charlie #hazbin discussion