#soundcloud rapper draco I would stream all of your singles

[dracoxmalereader]

Fanfiction is temporary, brainrot is forever. This image gives me so much brainrot.

It's giving soundcloud rapper!Draco. 😭 Retired to the muggle world with his little boyfriend and after however many years he's decided to pursue a rap career.

So now for the last hour I've just been writing Draco SoundCloud lyrics. Bro is dropping fiendfyre on the beat. Here is my favorite chunk, it's much better if you imagine it in a British accent for canon compliance, because that's how I wrote it:

Tower, astronomy, Dumbledore wannabe

Muggleborn bitches is sick from my harmonies

Snape's number one, occul-o-mency prodigy

Can't say I feel no remorse, my apologies

Mother's lil' boy all grown up on the track

Hit the studio count up my streams then my stacks

I'm killing the daw like it's gonna attack

Ava-da keda-vra like it's taking me back

🎤🎙️💻💽💯📀🚬

Imagine him writing these lyrics at your guys's tiny ass kitchen table and you have to listen to him re-record it a dozen times because he can't figure out how to change the bpm in Pro Tools and somehow got it stuck at 180.

He can afford to rent a studio but he's stubborn and insists he can do it himself and doesn't need help. It takes ages for him to give in but you're so sick of him buying equipment you can't fit anywhere. ☠️

"A real musician uses an actual one, not some stock feature. 🙄" "We don't have room for a forty channel mixing console, Draco!" And then he gives you the silent treatment for three days.

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