#sorry this was such a rant when it didnt need to be

[angstflavoured]

long rant about wheatleys fandomication and how much i despise it vvv

like sorry, i dont understand how you can play this game and make Wheatley anything BUT a stupid, pathetic incel. HE was the one that woke Chell from cryosleep to save HIMSELF. it was never about her, he didnt know who she was or that she was important. hed killed 10k+ ppl cus he sucked as his job and he didnt fucking care, he just needed some human somewhere who could do puzzles and use the gun to help him get out. and then chell fucking helps him and the worst she ever does is simply NOT SPEAK TO HIM. she isnt even rude or mean or do anything to endanger him. she just doesnt give him attention. and then when they are both about to escape HE BETRAYS HER !!! and then has the AUDACITY to turn the wholeee thing around like he was a malipulated victim. he acts like chell was going to leave HIM when she LITERALLY LEFT NO INDICATION OF DOING SO !!! SHE DIDNT DO SHIT DAWG, and people who make an argument of him being "underappreciated" are fucking insane. he was doing the whole thing to save his own ass, and was rude to chell the entire time. he sounds a little polite bc hes british, but dude. the very first thing he says to her face is that she looks terrible. he very obviously despises humans and doesnt care about them, its shown throughout the entirety of the game. he talks down to chell like shes stupid the whole time. when he does betray you and try to kill you, its VERY relentless and without remorse. hes not doing it for attention, he just wants you fucking dead.

and then even at the VERRYYYYY END OF THE GAME !!!! when theyre are both being pulled into space. he asks for HER to let go and get herself killed so he can fix things.

AMD THEN EVERYONE JUST FORGOT ABOUT EVERYTHINNGGGG THAT HAPPENED IN THE FUCKING GAME BECAUSE HE SAID SORRYYYY??? HE SAID SORRY ONE TIME ???????????? AFTER HE LOST EVERYTHING like theres a huge pattern of him only being nice and apologetic when he KNOWS that hes weaker and cant win. hes a coward.

and like 70% of the fan content i see of him is him being so nice and polite and complimenting the person he's with and showering them with love. like BRO IS NOT RESPECTABLE !!!! HE SUCKS !!!! HE WOULD NOT BE A LIKEABLE PERSON !! or worse people make him really cool and sexy which like 😑 CMON BRO HES A LOSERRRRRR !!! LOSERCORE HE IS NOT COOL IN THE SLIGHTEST HE SUCKSSSSS

i just will never understand why ppl who love a character so much will strip them of everything that makes them who they are just to fit their comfort needs. like just ?? go consume different media with nice characters??? 500% of the reason i love wheatley is how much he sucks. if you dont like that, i dont understand why youd even gravitate towards liking someone like wheatley.

#portal 2 #portal #wheatley #ik no one is listening i just wanted to scream #THE PORTAL 2 FANDOM IS IN SHAMBLES !!!!!!!!! I WANNA TEAR MY HAIR OUT #YALL DONT EVEN CARE ABOUT HIM #UR JUST MAKING HIM A CUTE LITTLE GUY FOR YOU TO SHIP URSELF WITH AND ITS HARDLY EVEN HIM ANYMORE #i think im just sad bc theres like no good content of him anywhere. and im starving #i need to get in bigger fandoms again 😑😑😑 this is killing me #like the least you guys could do is put him through a redemption arc #okay sorry the whiner

[cocolacola]

i only write anything hellsing related for two things. 1) occasional lesbianism 2) random makube cameos

#number 2 is the most important🔥🔥🔥💪💪 #if nobody got me i know bishop makube got me can i get an amen!!! #ive done this multiple times now where ill just insert them into whatever time skip story im writing #and im like yessss go do something funny and weird you little freak #criminally underrated character holy fucking shit i could talk about makube for AGES #same with helena #helena and makube my beloveds that i never talk about #sorry this was such a rant when it didnt need to be #im so sleepy i can feel my eye sockets hurting im gonna rest now so i can write tmrw #byeeeee #hellsing

[poppyseed799]

btw I don’t know if this is a thing anyone is thinking about but I’m not gonna stop drawing Jimmy as a canary. It’s a lovely bird. It’s still something that’s been really important to his series. There’s no reason to drop the canary headcanon just cuz Lizzie fell into the void.

#warning: don’t open up these tags I went on a very heated and rather unrelated rant cuz I’ve been mad #trafficblr #life series #secret life spoilers #secret life smp #jimmy solidarity #also I’m sick of seeing ppl celebrate Jimmy surviving because they hate the canary curse fans like SHUT UP!!! LET US HAVE FUN GOD!!! #LIKE LITERALLY EVEN IF NOBODY CAME UP WITH THE CANARY METAPHOR WE WOULD STILL BE TALKING ABOUT HOW HES ALWAYS DYING OK WE DIDNT MAKE UP THAT #HE DIES FIRST HE JUST DOES. GOD. so what if some people make shakespeare sounding posts about the curse that I don’t understand. we are JUST #having fun and making connections where we don’t need to BECAUSE ITS FUN. NOT CUZ WE DONT CARE ABOUT ANYTHING ELSE. sorry for the past few #days I’ve been genuinely mad at this fandom’s growing hatred towards its own community. #LIKE IM FINE IF ITS NOT YOUR THING BUT GOD. WE ARENT EVEN DOING ANYTHING 😭😭😭 THE LORE LITERALLY WRITES ITSELF OR IS WRITTEN BY MARTYN LOL #I’ve just been getting SO TILTED man. like ohhh yeah okay ur right i said too much guess I won’t say anything anymore #does anyone else genuinely not know wtf ppl are talking about when they say a certain hc takes over everything about the character #cuz I literally see so much varied Jimmy content yet I’ve seen several ppl complain that ppl ignore aspects of his character in favor of #WHATEVER when I literally don’t see that happening to him. step out of ur circle or something I don’t even HAVE a circle man

[lecliss]

I'll never be able to take the theory that Vincent is Sephiroth's real father seriously cuz I cannot stress enough how important I think it is to the plot that Vincent wanted to fuck Lucrecia and did not get to.

#once again i jest but now i have to actually talk about it #like. okay we have no proof of any actual timeline for the dirge flashbacks other than. it was at least 30 years ago #so who knows how long they were at the manor. could have been weeks before The Incident. or months. or maybe a full year! who knows #but to me a timeline of like. they fucked and like a week later vincent found The Evidence and lucercia had her little breakdown #AND THEN EXTREMELY QUICKLY SHE AGREED TO THE EXPERIMENT AND IT COULD GO ONE OF TWO WAYS #1. she knew she was pregnant and thats why she agreed to the experiment cuz there was already a usable subject #and therefore she must have fucked hojo like a week after she fucked vincent AND THATS STUPID FAST FOR THESE EVENTS #or 2. she didnt know. agreed to the experiment. fucked hojo. and therefore thought seph was hojo's and NOT vincent's #AND BY THE WAY. i dont even actually believe hojo fucked either!!! cuz theyre both scientists so why wouldnt they think IVF was the best way #okay. well.... hojo is canonically a fucked up little freak. so. he might have taken the opportunity to... get in there. #also when did ivf even start being a thing? cuz that may play a factor into this if nomura even considered that #well either way lets just unfortunately assume hojo got in there #ITS STILL AN ODDLY FAST TIMELINE #also. fuck man doesnt lucrecia have a later line in dirge where she actually says shes in love with hojo? or something along those lines #IMPLYING ITS BEEN AWHILE SINCE SHE HAD THE FALLING OUT WITH VINCENT. YOU WOULDNT FUCK THE GUY AFTER ALL THAT SHIT #AND WHILE CLAIMING TO LOVE/CURRENTLY FALLING IN LOVE WITH HOJO!!!! LIKE CMON MAN!!!! SHE SUCKS BUT SHES NOT THAT KIND OF A MESS #i dont think vincent would fuck her until they sorted out their issues anyway and that CLEARLY didnt happen. #its VITAL that that did not happen!!!! #its just. if vincent and lucrecia fucked. everything would have had to happen EXTREMELY fast within like a 2 week timespan #and im just talking about up to when vincent learns shes partaking in the experiment. it was probably another week or two until vincent died #SO. logically it must have been like #fall in love->learn about the gimoire incident->refuse to speak to vincent->get obsessed with hojo->fall in love(?) #and then thats where i think its ambiguous on did the experiment become an idea before or after seph started to exist? #like chicken or the egg ya know. experiment idea or sephiroth zygote? #that feels fucked up to say. im so fucking sorry to seph to talk about this. yeah sorry i have to debate who fucked your mom bro #god imagine telling him that. like not even as a reveal thing cuz he knows who his father is. just like as a sick joke. your mom joke. #NO OH M Y GOD I HAVE A QUESTION NOW #in accordance to him having a photo of lucrecia in ever crisis. after he reads that jenova is an ancient (incorrect btw) #does he think that picture is still her? what about when he takes jenova's body from the lab???? #oh my god 30 tag limit. FUCK. i need like a rant blog for all this vincent talk now. my brain is going a mile a minute

[todayisafridaynight]

one day ill stop treating aoki like he was a guy i personally knew that died but todays not that day

#snap chats #if aoki WAS an actual guy i wouldve clicked my heels at his death but no he's a funny fictional guy so im allowed to be dramatic #feels like the first week after i saw aoki die in y7 like Man.. except now there's rage .... ok even more rage who am i kidding-- #IW just reopened the wounds i think JVLAKVJEALKV #reopened the wounds and put vinegar and salt in them but anyway. before i start that rant again. #when is ebay gonna start selling the funeral merch no one knows how bad i need the aoki one at this point #i was watching a y7 randomizer and </3 i started cackling cause aoki behaves the same #I.E. he has to be the last enemy standing before the fight ends AND he still summons enemies #so im just watching this poor guy realize this and then become horrified as aoki summons Another Aoki #and THAT ONE starts summoning more units and 💀 STOP HIM #then yk the stream ended but it was still playing the last bits of aoki's theme and. :miku: #god his boss theme is still so good i could cry thinking of it ..... his and tendos are such phenomenal tracks to end the game with #aoki you still suck but i didnt cherish you enough somehow im not sorry and you deserve to be dead but i also miss you #i should replay y7 .... sorry im mental... #liking aoki while knowing he sucks is so fun because i flip flop with saying i love him but also stressing he sucks #i need everyone to know he's not likable and shouldn't be liked but i had a tohru adachi phase in high school so im already a lost cause #ok bye im gonna drink a pot of tea and question where i went wrong as an individual

[silverselfshippingchaos]

this fandom loveesss to mischaracterize g.ladio... it's like people forget what his whole fucking dlc was about 😭

#ash rambles 💚 #Y'ALL... I am SO TIRED of g.ladio being called 'the mean one' or getting a lot of hate #he is essential to the c.hocobro team dynamic! #i understand that The Train Scene wasn't in great taste but i am soooo sorry that g.ladio didnt get the same time to develop as the others? #and the localization fucked him over too #he's just a guy trying his best. literally wtf do people want some from??? he's been training to be a shield to the king for his whole #fucking life! so OF COURSE he's gonna be pissed off and mad when bad things keep happening! he blames himself for it! #like oh boy im so sorry he didnt get stuck in the arctic with nothing but a gun or lose his eyesight putting on a magic ring or getting #stuck in a crystal for ten years to turn into k.eanu fucking r.eeves #he took on the blademaster to prove himself to HIMSELF #im just. GAAAAAHHH #why are people so mean to g.ladio?! I'm so tired of seeing people call him mean or saying that they like all the bros excwpt for him #you cant fucking have the bros without g.ladio! #okay alright rant over thank you i just needed to get that off my chest 🤭 #g.ladio babe i am taking you under my wing and shielding you from all that

[superwingscentral]

yeah uhhh hot take ahead

hot take but...i dislike the new jett and dizzy designs immensely

specifically dizzy. why did they shrunk her. where did her squareness go. why is she round why does she got cat like ears now what the fuck did yall done to her

#txt #delete later #turned rbs off bc of that #long ass rant incoming i wanted to say these for a while but didnt wanna upset people but i need to say these #one thing i liked about the main 4 is that they each resembled a shape #jett was round #jerome was triangle #donnie was- i think rectangle?? #and dizzy was square #and i loved that- the characters resembling a shape about their characters #i love it when shows do that with their main characters- for example rottmnt did it with the turtles #and they took that- i mean shes still square based but do you get my point #also im sorry but the cat-like lights looks so bad #the round ones complimented the squares why did they change it #WHY DID THEY CHANGE THE DESIGNS AT ALL??? #im all for reboots- im actually positive on them but...idk man #dont get me wrong s8 looks great so far- the animation the golden cousins sally tino and 'sheila' etc #but jett and dizzys redesigns are nah #dont get me started on 'donnie' too #anyway if you read this all the way down here im sorry

[simmaster]

a collection of rust and things ive tagged as him

#sorry for the second one but not the first ive decided he is bi its just never mentioned bc its not relevant to the case #but he prob didnt want to fuck marty so for the second one i do apologise i just thought it was funny #i was so autistic about making this every sc was chosen very carefully #especially the first one bc its his rant about how humanity should stop evolving where he is a judgemental asshole hypocrite shithead #(although i wanted to use him at the travelling church bc thats even more accurate but i couldnt find a sc i liked) #and i chose the third one bc while that is a summary of rust in general its very him when hes crash so i needed a sc of him ''in character' #anyway. no one is reading this so i need to stop rambling to myself now #micah.txt #detectiveposting

[blazersparker]

Trying to have a decent and productive text conversation with my father (in real time)

#marbleztalks #who fucking fuck #god #ok sorry for the incoming rant #he wantw me to go to college rn #like. next fucking month #and i havent started my senior year #lots of ppl are graduating a year early but theyre going to PRIVATE COLLEGES !!! #WHICH REQUIRE LESS FUCKING SUBJECTS #AND LESS GRADES #And THEREFORE LESS FUCKING TIME #and my parents want me going to THE BEST MED SCHOOL IN THE FUCKING COUNTRY #GOVERNMENTAL COLLEGE #AND WANT ME TO SKIP A YEA R????? #ARE YOU FUCKING CRAZY #literally how r u comparing me to my friend in a private german college when u would not send me there ever in your life #yeah they graduated early. they also didnt take A levels nor did they need an A star in A levels #ok enough. im gonna study a bit and hope my head feels better soon #auhg

[chartreuxcatz]

Hey guys, I'm sorry to be the one to tell you this, but to give a genuine and honest critique of a piece of media, you actually have to like. Consume it. And interact with it to an extent to get a feel for the context.

I'm getting tired of seeing people say, "This movie/show/book has bad representation because good representation would include (thing that is explored in the media)."

Guys you can't look at a couple clips on Twitter and think that's all there is.

#meow. #I dare you to read huck finn i dare you. #i dare you to read it fully and give a proper analysis #i swear if that book came out today it would be bashed on twitter because #'Did they really need to say the n-word this much? 😬' #and call Mark Twain racist because 'Why is this white man so desperate to use slurs in his book 🤔' #Use your BRAAAAAIIIIIIIINS #GO ON. RUB THOSE TWO BRAINCELLS TOGETHER!!! YOU CAN DO IT!!!! #Im sorry im being mean #BUT PLEAAAAAAASE #its Painful #Not everything hare-y pot-or #where you can look at the prpblematic content of the book and find those beliefs ring true for the person who made it #Thats part of analysis. being able to make that distinction #you have to look at the context both within the text and around it. like when and why it was written or by who. #You can say that you didnt like how something was portrayed. you can say things came across as distasteful #but some of yall will throw around some very serious accusations all willy nilly and i am not okay with that #Sorry i come to tumblr to rant about shit i see on twitter

[miniyrds]

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#covid mention #long time no see #not to come on here just to rant but i am here just to rant bc apparently im not over this (it happened yesterday) #im sorry to my irls if u read this i just need to keep talking about it till im over it #my roommate just tested positive for covid and i wish her a speedy recovery bc it is Not Fun #but she 100% got it from her bf who didnt test when he was sick a few days ago... #and she texted me shortly after she tested positive saying her bf was going to come over tonight (last night)??? and spend the night??? #however the alternative was him picking her up to spend the weekend at his place... #but she phrased it like “if it would make you feel better” #like IM SORRY #YOU WANTED TO BRING YOUR BF OVER WHILE YOURE POSITIVE FOR COVID??? AND YOURE STILL HOPING THAT I WOULDNT GET IT?? #oh but its all okay bc if would make me feel better if you did the alt #how kind of you #make it make sense!! #im glad she has him to take care of her and me to take care of her cat bc i had no one and no groceries and a cat who i had take care of #:) #that's slightly passive aggressive but its the truth #anyway im baffled and shocked but thankfully i feel fine and i hope i dont get it (again)

[loverscrossmp3]

so glad i’m not fifteen anymore cause if i was expected to like gracie abrams the way they do i would kill myself

#that’s not to say i DIDNT like her when i was fifteen and she just came out but the way they act like she’s the second coming….. #she’s so BORING! i’m sorry!! i’ve been holding this in for months there’s no where else i can talk about it without being crucified #the scratchy cursive voice makes me want to kill myself genuinely. her fans are the same ones who read colleen hoover and taylor jenkins #read. sorry! it’s hater hours!! i simply cannot take it any longer!! don’t even get me started on the other emerging pop girlies #hot take but aspiring singer-songwriters nowadays try too hard to be the next taylor swift or phoebe bridgers or create the next folklore #that it becomes repetitive and boring. WHERE are the new sounds!! we wanna dance!! #okay rant over i don’t expect anyone to read this i simply needed it off my chest! #someone shut her (liv) up!

[blackparade2006]

I cannot believe they deleted your replies after initiating conversation with you in replies like 😭 just say you hate being called out oh my god I don’t go here but you have some very clear points

THEY DELETED MY REPLIES? oh my god. its like you can call me an idiot who didnt watch the video all you want. but 1) they deleted the video because theyre scrambling to cover their ass 2) There is absolutely NO context in which the statement "israel is going to have to retaliate by bombing innocent civilians" will EVER be. well. not fucking disgusting.

#i understand that this is their partner and when you love someone it is truly difficult to deal with ...This #and i do believe them when they say theyre Upset about palestinians dying. But being upset by death is kind of like #Basic human reaction. And doesnt make up for the way theyve tried to make excuses for the israeli government #They didnt even need to respond to the ask. if it was genuinely a complicated matter in their mind: they could have done some research #+ kept their mouth shut instead of spreading such ignorant bullshit. #so if theyre on a 'hiatus' now: Good. i really do hope they learn and grow as a person #And that if they do come back it's to correct the fucked up shit they spread to their VERY LARGE AUDIENCE #sorry for this long rant. i just. Man. also the fact that they were like #'not gonna reblog this bc i dont wanna make you look like an idiot' Buddy i rbd on this sideblog on PURPOSE because #i didnt want to be showing your stupid fucking post all my followers on main. Oh well #asks

[cyberbullyinc]

😐

#ive been added to this gc for the 3rd or 4th time after i explicitly asked to NOT be added back bc im always fucking getting ignored like #last time the person who added me was like omg i hope this is ok and i was like no it’s actually not ok i dont wanna be added back please #dont add me back and she was like omg im so sorry i totally understand :( and she did it again 😑 #the reason i didnt wanna be added back was bc i considered them my best friends at some point but ever since like the p*ndemic started #everything just went downhill and on one hand i understand they have their own lives and don’t have time to answer etc but on the other hand #they never had time to reply to MYYYYYY messages specifically 🙃 and it hurt bitch to be always the one ignored #and the reason i havent left this time like i just didnt care to be added back was bc idc anymore like alsjfjfk im still in contact to #whoever i wanna be in contact with i still text someone individually like i don’t need to be in a group setting to be friends with this #person and she’s mentioned a bunch of times how dead it is lmao so i was like wtv i do send a text once in a blue moon but it’s not as #active as it was when i originally left so it’s not obvious when im ignored lol BUT!!!!!! #the person who added me back…. the person who IGNORED my boundaries and request to leave me the fuck alone has ignored every single message #ive sent since she added me back :) #like she literally just wants public for her little show and she did this even before i left and was the main person why i left lmao bc the #rest were like going through stuff and i was like u cant be here i get it but she’s always ANYWAYS SO ABOUT ME!!! #i literally sent a text i think yesterday? and she didn’t reply to it at all but she just started talking about herself like 😑 WHY DID U ADD #ME BACK!!!! u dont ‘miss US’ lmfao u miss that i kept the gc alive which gave u attention !!!! #i dont want to be ur fucking spectator go post it on fb #anyways end of rant 😌

[vzajemnik]

ive been so obsessed with the thought of having a butch partner lately but today i thought. a fem partner not necessarily a femme but 🤍🤍🤍 i love you femmes. anyway dating sb feminine would be so healing. i think overall being in a lesbian relationship would be groundbreaking for me

#🗞️ #its always summer and its always the cusp of july/august and then again aug/sept when im having the most intense gender thoughts #and like. ive been drawn to butchness since forever and ever since i was a little kid since i didnt know sth like that even existed #its always been a part of me that ive both embraced and hid very deeply #so like. ive been stuck at the first year of a transition awkwardness #bc i literally keep embracing it and then going back to my cissona like clockwork #and im so fucking sick of it -__- #i have so many clothes that i love but ive realised they make me feel like im wearing drag and as i said. that is good to feel sometimes. #but most times i just wanna feel like myself ............. #and idk. a thought of having a feminine partner popped into my head bc just the absolute intimacy of me giving my clothes to them #them wearing them & feeling at home & me feeling at home in return #-__- okay whatever. sorry for the rant. #i needed to share this with the world bc im setting this thought free for the universe to take and do sth with it. pretty please

[hanniehaeism]

I have chem Final tmr. Im scared actually

#made me realize I don’t like chem with all that review I did. #and the next day I have a math exam I COULDNT STUDY IT CUZ IM TOO SCARED FOR CHEM I CANT SCREW THIS SHIT UP #SO AFTER I HAVE TO STUDY A HELL LOT OF MATH TOO MY BRAIN ACTUALLY FEELING ALL WEIRD AND MELTING LIKE ITS BECOMING ICE LIQUID #Wednesday is my only free week 😔 #and then prom next weekkkkkk yeyeyey #I need to do good I need to save that stupid 76 on that one test that happened like three months ago #Yk when you get a bad grade or one that you wish you did better on and teachers and social workers and everyone is like you’ll get over it’s #just one sill test NO NO NONONON YOU DONT UNDERSTAND NOW I HAVE TO DO EVERYTHING IN POWER TO MAKE SURE IT REALLY DIDNT MATTER #I’m just very paranoid my college will decline my acceptance of my chem grade goes down and my French average is always the bad one I mean #chem isn’t technically bad it’s actually above average but ig not my average I’m just scared dudeeeee idk sorry really dumb rant I need sle