#sorry idk why im yapping

[aloera]

aloera oh my fucking god (<- just woke up to the notification of a new aloera fic posted (r/offmychest) and read it immediately ofc)

aloera OH M Y G O D

aloera OH MY FFUCKINJ GOF

anyway ty for sharing you are the captain of krbk fics to me it is literally a law of nature that i will read the fic as soon as i see the notif i d o n o t c a r e what is going on irl i will sit in the corner with my phone and READ do not talk to me so yeah. ty lol <3

you are. so sweet shut up i had the same oh my god reaction reading this... this means so much to me!!! i appreciate it so much!!!! i am so grateful that we r all unfortunately still stuck in the krbk pit even in 2024!!!! mwah <333333 thank u sm for reading im glad you enjoyed it

#that one bookmark i got that was like thank god aloeras still in their 2017 krbk phase #im so obsessed w it its so funny #cause in my head i was like oh it hasnt been that long #but it in fact has been a ridiculous number of years. lmfao #i was rereading 2018 fics the other day and missing That.. yk.. like that true to form brand of krbk #and i was like where did this go... and the answer is that most people dont have my specific brand of mental illness #and they moved on to greener less fruitless pastures #which is fair. and which is what i will do someday hopefully #but that day is not today. just bc i at the very least have to finish blam before i leave krbk for good #sorry idk why im yapping #to conclude i love u anon hope u have a good day mwah #asks #anon

[opikiquu]

aventurine pl. Plea s e . PLLEEEEEEASE

#★ arin rambles #‘here we go again’ you think everytime you see my ramble tag. I dont blame you #AVENTURINE AVENTURINE PLEASE SAVE ME WHITE BOY #OH MY LORD #OH MY GOODNESS GRACIOUS OH MY GOODNESS. #MY JSOE IS RUNNING HES RUINNING MY LIFE I CANT DO THIS ANYMORE IM SO ILL PLEASE I #AVENTURINE. im so serious i can talk about this man all day. and more specifically this video #‘it was just posted 30 minutes ago arin youre scaring the kids’ SILENCE. I NEED SPACE #I NEED A. A MOMENT. EVERYBODY PLEAS GETA WAY FROM ME IM GOING TO GET SO SCARY #Please. Im so sorry. Im begging you . I love this man oh my gish please hes so cute #HES SO CUTE. HES SO CUTE IM SO SICK OF HIM WHY???????? WHY IS HE SO PRETTY HES SO PRETTY HES GOREGOUS HES SO STUNNING. HELLO. HELLO. #Im going to. Slam my head against the wall im overwhelmed with joy and happiness hes everything ive ever wanted ever #any minute not spent talking about him is a moment wasted i promise you MY PRINCESS IM COMING TO SAVE YOU #IM HIS KNIGHT IN SHINING ARMOUR EXCEPT ITS NOT SHINY #IM COVERED IN DIRT #IM STILL COMING FOR YOU AVENTURINE RUN #oh goodness me oh my #im so happy hes so prettu im so happy i cant do rhis im sweating geniumnly i feel so sick #Im cant . Do this anymore. I CANT TAKE IT. I HAVE TO… AAUGH… AAAHH… I HAVE TO…. DANCE! #guys…. he my favorriet… #my slinky….. my krimpet… my teacup i think. My doc mc stuffins doctor playset. My dishwasher. My italian coldsteel cinquedea . atp anything #hes my EVERYTHING. MY EVERYTHING…!!!!!!!! *MY TELEKENISIS THROWS EVERYTTHING ACROSS THE ROOM* #yall i dont think ive had a hyperfixation this horribly bad since. Since the. Since. MAN I DONT KNOW #IM COOKED. HE WOMT LEAVE ME ALONE. I LITERALLY DREAMT OF HIM LAST NIGHT LIKE IM SO DOOMED? ACTUALLY? #oh to be medicated and focus on . Things like cooking. Or idk. Getting a job. No i just think about some messed up blonde all day im absolut #ly DOOMED #yes im still yapping i got 30 tags u gon stick through them all. Every single one of them. Dont leave me please i want to talk about him ton #TO SOMEONE. I WANT TO TALK ABOUT HIM TO SOMEONE ALL DAY. ALL MY FRIENDS ARE TESTING. IM LEFT ALONE ALL DAY I JUST WANT TO TALK ABOUT MY WIFE #i womder how crazy i look right now #Sighs lovingly at him..

[alluringsecretblackvow]

i need to be a hater right now #epic

#al.nst fans who r like “IV.AN IS ALIVE” r SO ANNOYING #like i know theyre joking and they dont actually believe that [atleast i think some of them r] but like. #if he gets 2 be alive why not sua! why do u guys want the male character to be alive so bad. #im so sorry im such a buzzkill. and also mega yapping but idk. it gets on my nerves is what im sayin

[techgeek2t0]

What the freak

#zoom for quality #idk why tumblr trashed the quality x egnore it #teenage disaster #teenage disaster art #fanart #sorry for being me #new artstyle this is the first time ive tried it!!!! #rbs appriciated #rbs>likes #im yapping on so that i get better reach lol #PLEASE REBLOG !!

[meowydoe]

Do you guys remember the “I’ve got a red Ferrari” RTC edits sobs again cries again

#sorry guys idk why im in the missing-october-2022-rtc era rn 💔 #ride the cyclone #daisy yip yaps

[dokukoi]

just thought about ren calling me his honeybun. imploded.

#im not too huge on petnames but i will always make an exception for a few and being called honeybun... hnggg #“a honeybun for my honeybun” EXPLODES IMPLODES #sorry idk where the explodes implodes comes from i have no ckue why i started doing this. but it feels RIGHT #🪩 noe yaps

[spiteless-xo]

What Asian country are you from ? You can ignore this if you don’t wanna tell of course!

my mom is from the philippines and my dad is from france 🥰 i know only a few phrases in tagalog but i know some french thanks to growing up in canada. i’ve been back to the philippines serveral times to visit family there and im hoping to go again next year after my bf and i get married 🥳 🇵🇭

sometimes i get kinda defensive about my filipino background because i dated some 1st&2nd gen rich asian boys and their families always made me feel shitty about being the “wrong kind of asian” for their son 🥲

#actually now that i’m thinking about it #(going back to my last ask and how i said i didn’t get many racist comments in my mixed relationship) #i definitely got a lot more hurtful and racist comments from the families of my asian ex’s #i always had this pressure to look a certain way/be a certain size by their families #and my ex’s sister was literally miss china!!! so that was really shitty #idk why im yapping about this so much lol #anyway sorry for oversharing i’m clearly bored today lol #tiff.ask

[cptnbeefheart]

i think i gotta pl;ay fallout 4 ..

#YAPPING this morninh #i tried watching the show i DIDNT LIKE IT. i would rather play the games #in middle school i tried fallout3 but i never felt incentivized to explore the world after getting out of the vault . #i think beth esda games are just like that though idk. ive been playing wolfing stein 2 (2017) and it feels like. beth esda uncharted #i think its just bc its an action adventure and you have like a little team and so far it hasnt been open world the way it was advertised #but ive been getting into the lore of the world in falloiut and im really enjoying it so maybe my game tastes have changed idk its worth a #shot :D i watched this video abt ghoul being an embodiment of the mythologized wild west genre in american pop culture history and how #pervasive a fantasy like that is. the continuation of manifest destiny and rooted in white supremacy yk. but also through the fallout lens #of 'Look at this idealized nuclear family/ american dream and look who it excludes look how it fails' and its really making me wanna try #playing again. i think one of my biggest flaws that i hate is that i cannot tolerate playing old games that are ugly in retrospect .... i #just cant.... i cant play the first red dead its too ugly im sorry... but i WILL research the lore and stuff #anyway thats why i think ill try 4. im just worried i wont like it bc you know.. i like platform action adventures.. not corny shit like #uncharted but idk maybe its an antiquated way of designing games but i like levels i like being given a campaign. i think my favorite way a #game works is like the way red dead does it. the story progresses but you can also explore on your own time. and the world changes as the #story progresses. idk i think i just maybe am not the target audience for any bethesda game LMFAO. anyway if anyone wants to give some #wise words regarding this Advice opinions etc feel free to send asks leave replies dm me :D

[barredandromeda]

how many coincidences until its the truth

#idk why ive been tweaking over this boy all day bro #at least at school i get to see him but theres no reason for me to care today 😭 #typed out 10 pages ab how much these coincidences confuse me cause no way all of that was just by chance #he literally got up and walked in the opposite direction to pass me daily for like 2 weeks right as i passed him come on. please bro #my friends say he gives off lowkey percy jackson vibes so maybe i just have a type 🙏 which includes weird ass coincidences and #that word i forgot where like not smart but not not smart but just not recognizing whatever #nvm i got it i meant dense #tall white dark haired dense loser boys who cant look me in the eyes and have highkey questionable friends 🙏 #an indian friend of his said he'd yell the nword of it was only those two and so i avoided him and his friend that club day 😭 #i dont get to see him monday. or tuesday. only wednesday if im lucky #THANK GODD I JUST REMEMBERED friday is normal this week ill see him then 🙏 unless he decides to skip but idk hes lowkey a nerd #sorry i need to yap ab him to new ppl cause sid and serenity know fs that everything between me n him were just coincidences #need it to be fate 🙏🙏🙏 #post #erics tag #delete later #kindividual posting

[kiwiorcore]

im sorry the podcast im listening to atm is making me want to skin myself alive

#no like i understand why she’s feeling this but that doesn’t mean i can’t think it’s irritating as fuck #like idk man maybe you shouldn’t be so gung-ho about going with the guy who tried to kill your grandpa AND your stepdad #even if you don’t like your stepdad you are literally the biggest dickhead to him even when he’s trying so hard #i get what you’re feeling but you’re such a fucking asshole oh my days #AND you’re dumb like pick a struggle #im talking about a dnd podcast btw sorry for yapping #tomi.txt

[celebiii]

Ok im normal sorry that was uh something im usually able to keep under control wow

#had a moment of weakness it is true. i dont even like making posts but what if god sees it and has pity and makes things better idk #i mean like that would be great but in reality just felt something i haven’t in awhile and it did smth to my brain #had a knee jerk reaction. you understand #it aint even about me which is why it’s wild. like uh that’s the reaction to someone else’s pain? girl why are YOU acting out #and see that’s the thing too. i dont care about me in this scenario it’s just being unable to help others that makes me like. agonize #anyway I hope everyone suffering feels better soon. sorry it’s so bad and i hope this is something that seems insignificant in the future #i need more cbd oil i think #hard weed is not legal here so it’s the best i can do. it’s so expensive though #idk why im yapping. nervous

[uqb]

the reblogging culture on simblr is a joke 💀

#praying to the gods that simblr reblogs more things this year! #i doubt that will happen though! #(so much yapping in the tags incoming) #i see so many sims posts/edits with crazy like-to-reblog ratios such as 700 likes and 40 reblogs #and many of those of those reblogs are self-reblogs/timezone reblogs lol #likes do jack shit......... tumblr's a community driven website............reblog stuff........it's how things move around here........ #anyways those posts gain traction for like 1 week whereas (normally) on other tumblr communities it lasts for like months- #-even years #(<- from my experience - some posts on my skyrim blog from 2022 are still getting interactions whereas on simblr it's like.... ) #( dead silent after a few days or a week depending if the post gets high enough in the tags :/ which is ass bc it relies on whether people #( are browsing the simblr tags bc they cant find posts on their dashboard bc U KNOW WHY?!??! NO ONE reblogs shit!!!!!!!!! RAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! #also some people on simblr get so pissed from seeing reblogs on their dashboard??!?!? #to the point where some people block the tag 'reblog' or 'rb' bc simblr uses these tags #BRUH???????????? #i stopped using those tags out of spite #i used them initially as an organization thing but u cant even filter out multiple tags on ur blog so what's the point. #i only tag my own stuff and that's good enough for me ig #LMFAO sorry it sounds like im whinging and whining but damn it's discouraging for smaller simblrs and i feel for them #idk man #hehe #.ctxt

[heartfullofleeches]

just imagine the first time they meet is like, darling just moving in and introducing themselves and bringing cookies or something.

reader: hi! im your new neighbor! i just wanted to introduce myself, i hope we can be friends! also i brought you some cookies. they're chocolate chip and sugar cookies- omg wait are you [insert stage name] from [group name]!? im such a big fan of your music! i got all the old albums blah blah yop yap...

catman dilf yan: ....yeah im in love with you already-

idk why but i see golden retrievers as big yappers

In true cat fashion, Dilf Catman is a lil annoyed by Reader at first. It takes like a day or two for Reader to realize who he is/was when he moves in, but they make their love for the grouo known from the very beginning. He finds them cute, but wouldn't want to drag down an energetic spirit like them with how dull his life has become. As the weeks past he yearns for their company more and more-

-

Golden Retriever Reader: The saddest part is I only got to go to one of their shows before the group separated. It's pretty embarrassing now, but I started crying when I finally met him. I think he felt sorry for me because he gave me his vest to remember him by. It still smells like him.... Actually, it kinda smells like-

[The Catman quickly gathers his mail and rushes back inside his home. He watches Reader from his window as they sulk off back in the direction of their place - rummaging through his storage closet for more of his old clothes once they're gone]

#yandere #yandere imagines #yandere x you #yandere x reader #yandere headcanons #yandere blurb #yandere insert #yandere scenarios #yandere oc #yandere hybrid #yandere drabble #yandere text

[ladcedes]

controversial!

summary f1 heartthrob lando norris starts dating a hot, up-and-coming celebrity with a not-so-hot personality and some fans protest…

disclaimer reminder this is completely fictional!!! the “faceclaim” (very loosely) may be rachel zegler but in no way am i basing it off her personality!!! no hate to her at all i love her sm

the tweet:

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user-1 isn't this lando norris' new gf

user-2 no way she's featuring on a DRAKE album 💀💀

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yourusername one thing about me and red carpets... i'll always be serving cunt ❤️‍🔥

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hunterschafer yess always serving the best looks

bairdballad absolute icon!!

(liked by lando norris)

⤷ bairdballad wtf lando liked this

⤷ snowangel @.bairdballad lando is so real for that

landonorris always a stunner

⤷ yndefender so can we take this as confirmation that they're together

⤷ ynmyloves @/yndefender if this isnt confirmation idk what is 💀

ln4life her language is so vulgar why would lando be with her

⤷ futuref1w4g ikr she's such a bad influence

⤷ angelyns icb you actually said vulgar 💀 lando norris is a fully grown!! BRITISH!! man!!

⤷ milcedes @.ln4life @.futuref1w4g average instagram comments...

lewishamilton 👏👏👏

⤷ ylnstars LEWIS??? lando you better get tf up

⤷ ultraviolenced ariana what are you doing here

2007wdc we should expect lando of all drivers to be with a girl like her most tbf

⤷ 9thwdc aside from lewis

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lando.jpg and that marks the end of the 2023 season ✨

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yourusername not a single pic of my face yet you tag me... someone tell him that's not how soft launches usually work

⤷ lando.jpg @.yourusername who says i'm trying to do a soft launch

⤷ yourusername @.lando.jpg you showed me hundreds of other 8K HD pictures of me with my face and only post faceless ones?

⤷ lando.jpg @.yourusername maybe i'm just gatekeeping your face

⤷ yourusername @.lando.jpg it's ok lan, you can stop trying to cover up your loser soft launch attempt, i'll still love you

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yourusername cheers to the haters 🥂 he still loves me xx

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georgerussell63 @ landonorris Your gf is scary help

landonorris you tell em babe

norrislclrc queen behaviour i say

ln4life can’t believe he’d get with you

⤷ ynloml and? you think he’d ever look in your direction?

⤷ ynvfx literally get a life how are you still out here yapping about them even on insta??

ladcedes using this "comment" as an author's note! this is so scuffed im sorry i started it back in early december planning to do more for it but i got busy and atp just wanted to get it done 😭

⤷ ladcedes so for anyone confused about the drake album randomly being there… yeah…

#lando norris x reader #lando x reader #lando norris #lando norris smau #lando norris x reader smau #lando x reader smau #lando norris fanfic #lando norris imagine #f1 x reader #formula one smau #formula 1 smau #f1 smau #lando norris x you #lando norris one shot #f1 one shot #lando norris social media au #crack fic #lando norris smut

[tyunzonlystar]

TAEHYUN’S VEINS AAAAA IMAGINE HIM CHOKING READER WHEN FUCKING HER AND THEY SUCK ON HIS THUMB 😭😭😭😭

good ideaaaa (sorry this is so late!!)

dom!taehyun, sub!reader, afab reader, choking, slight mention of spit and idk what else :)

Scenario 1:

Taehyun fucking you from behind while you whine into the sheets as he grips at your pretty waist. “Tyunnie too m-much” you whined but Taehyun just told you to shut your pretty mouth before he fucks it but of course you dont listen! You’re a brat ffs so you just whine and moan louder at how its too much, too big, fuck ‘m gonna cum! Please let me cum tyunnie. He gets so pissed off with you being loud he decides to just wrap his hand around your dainty throat and shoves his thumb into your mouth and presses his thumb on your tongue making spit dribble onto the sheets below you

scenario 2:

Taehyun has you on your back while he drills into your dripping pussy so so so good that you cant help but throw your head back into the sheets and taehyun takes this opportunity like hes never gonna have it again (ofc he is) and his hand flys to your throat for the first time and your eyes look up at confused on why hes choking you. But then all the memories of you two yapping when you were high about your kinks come back and you remember him asking you “do you like being choked?” And now you knew why he was doing it.. next thing you knew he was making you suck on his thumb but the most you could do was stare at his veins popping out of his arm and his head being tipped back as he jackhammered into you. “Fucking suck on my thumb you pathetic brat” that made you comply quickly

im so sorry this is rushed but i hope you like it❤️❤️

#idk what to put #yuri✨inbox #yuri writes!! #txt taehyun smut #kang taehyun #txt smut #txt hard hours #txt hard thoughts #taehyun hard hours #taehyun hard thoughts #taehyun #taehyun smut #taehyun x reader #txt taehyun

[hopelesslyromanticshark]

Oh but hear me out, frank and a daughter of Aphrodite. The children of the mars and Aphrodite, of war and love. What ares and Aphrodite wish they were. Make poor baby frank feel so loved and appreciated completely unconditionally

⋆⭒˚.⋆ frank zhang x daughter of venus! reader hcs

content: frank zhang x daughter of venus! reader hcs warning: not any that i can think of!! author's note: i know i know you said aphrodite, but we keepin it roman here fr fr hope you don't mind!! also I KNOW IT'S THE SAME PIC AGAIN BUT IDK WHY MY BRAIN DIDN'T EVEN CONSIDER DAUGTHER OF VENUS SHIT AND THAT PIC IS JUST SO PERFECT THAT I CANNOT FIND IT IN ME TO CARE-

how you managed to stay soft through all that camp jupiter put you through, frank had no idea but he loved it

you were badass in a fight but the moment training was over, you were using someone's breast plate as a mirror to fix your hair and lipgloss

that's actually how you met frank

reyna called the end of practice and you turned to the closest person and inspected yourself in their armor, reaching up and dabbing at your lip gloss with your ring finger while pushing away fly aways with your other hand

frank refused to move, standing still as statue while you did this

you realized what you were doing, popping but up into a stand position and offering frank a honey-sweet smile

"oh, sorry! thanks for letting me use you as a mirror," you mused, the attractiveness of the guy not lost on you

cutest mirror ive ever seen, you thought and mentally giggled at

"a- any time," replied frank, sort of lost in a daze as he took you in

"im gonna hold you to that," you joked, winking before someone called your name

you were scampering away, throwing a glance and wave over your shoulder at the boy before leaving the arena

frank waved back but far too late, still caught up in just how pretty you were

from that moment on, frank had a plan

what can i say? son of war?? he's gotta know how to strategize sometimes

his big master plan?? seek you out and ask you on a date

i know i know, it sounds kinda a crazy but you gotta trust the process here guys

frank's just a wild, crazy guy i dunno what to tell you

but everyone wanted him to do this as fast as possible

bc they were sick of his yapping about you

"did you see y/n's block today? yeah...she's so cool...and pretty...and-"

"frank...we know. shut up, please."

"did you see y/n's hair today? she definitely was trying something new. should- should i tell her i like it?? is that weird or-"

"frank, she put it in a ponytail. she didn't revolutionize hair-"

"TO ME SHE DID!!!"

his bunkmates are encouraging him to ask you out, simply because if they hear one more thing about you, they're gonna kill frank

little do they know, you guys dating makes it worse

there is no escape from a boyfriend who loves his girlfriend and loves to talk about her

first date? just walking around new rome with coffee

you judge frank for his straight black coffee as you take a sip of your rainbow swirl, whip-cream-crapped-in-a-cup, with spinkles monstrosity that is like three stories high and has cookies stuffed in it...somewhere

frank just takes the teasing, hiding his blush behind his cup

at some point, you grabbed frank's wrist and dragged him towards something, excitedly rambling about whatever it was

and...you just never left go??? your hand slipped from his wrist to his hand and it just...it clicked and it fell into place and it felt right

and now both of you are blushing for the rest of the date but also refusing to let go

big big big fan of walking on the side of the sidewalk with the cars??? ya know what i mean???

like will literally stop the two of you, walk around you to the side with the cars, and then allow you to keep walking

every time he does it, all you can think is that he would rather die to keep you safe

and then you wrapping your arm around his and squeezing into his side with this mushy-gushy smile

he's your number one fan (stalker but in the sweetest way)

oh did you mention one singular time that you hated a certain kind of lip gloss??

oh yeah, no the store that sells that one looking like a pin cushion of arrows is completely unrelated don't even worry about it

will find out your favorite animal and wait until the second or third date to just slip into conversation that he could turn into it, shrugging like its no big deal

it is, in fact, a big deal

your squealing all excitedly before asking quietly if he'd be willing to do it

bro pretends to think it over like he was gonna say no

bffr

look at his lovesick ass and tell me he's not gonna do it

please, don't lie to me rn

within seconds, he's flying around as a bird, or he's flopping around in a fountain as a fish, or he's rubbing into your side as a dog or whatever else

and you're cheering, reaching out to pet his fur or his feathers or his scales

and he's grateful that animals can't blush or stutter out words

will write you love letters and actually sends them in the mail

he pays POSTAGE for the mailman to walk down the street

that mailman always gets so pissed, grumbling about stupid boys in love and slamming the mailbox shut

that's how you know frank sent you something, which leads to you jumping out of bed and running to the mailbox, excitedly ripping it open and stealing the letter before returning to your bunk

and it's always just the sweetest things anyone has ever said another anyone else

rivals shakespeare and jane austen and all those bitches

and it's for your eyes only

you repay frank with romantic gestures

"what are these?" he asked as you presented him with new arrows

"oh, you were complaining about the weight being off so i whittled them down!" you beamed a smile at your awestruck boyfriend

"y/n, there's like fifty of these-"

you polish his arm, remove the feathers and dog hair from his clothes, press kisses to his cheek at every opportunity

you just gotta make sure your boy knows he's loved

and boy does he know when youre around

tbh, i just know frank was always sort of worried love wouldn't find him

what if he's too much like his father?? too rough?? too war-stricken?? too damaged??

what if he's not enough like his mom?

what if-

then you came, showing up without so much as a 'hello' and began wiping away at these thoughts

you showed him that frank zhang is worth of love, esspecially your love

the son of war and the daughter of love together in the softest way

history is a circle fr fr

they just like their mommy and daddy but so much better

to surmise, just a boy who's in love with love's daughter and a girl who's in love with the softest son of war

#postcards from covey ౨ৎ #all my love ౨ৎ #pjo #hoo #heroes of olympus x reader #frank zhang #frank zhang x reader