#smh what even is time?

[turtleblogatlast]

Big Mama must have lost some serious standing in the yokai underworld because it’s gotten apparent that she keeps being beaten by a small group of teenagers and the occasional rat man, and when it’s not them then she’s taking L’s from her own schemes working against her.

And in the ensuing power vacuum, the Hamatos accidentally become the most feared crime family known to all the big bads of the Hidden City.

After all, they’ve publicly outplayed Big Mama multiple times, a couple of them have taken out the heads of two of the most well known criminal organizations, one took out Heinous Green, two are responsible for the destruction of Witch Town, they have ties to both the infamous Baron Draxum and Captain Piel, they won the Doom Dome death race, they’re Battle Nexus Champions, they’ve displayed insane feats of power and defeated impossibly strong enemies, most of them have been to jail, and they regularly mingle with humans.

You can just imagine the notoriety they’d accumulate from word of mouth alone.

#rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rottmnt headcanons #rise of the tmnt #I didn’t even list everything the Hamatos are MENACES #it’s so funny #bonus if none of the Hamatos realize how terrifying their presence in the Hidden City has become #every time Leo goes to bother Hueso the guy just has his head in his hands like Pepino…I JUST got my brother out of crime…and now you???’ #Leo’s just like ‘lmao what crime’ #meanwhile a trail of destruction follows them wherever they go #just look at the library smh #the small time yokai villains hearing about how scary the fam is and having two different reactions #one being no way are we talking about the same babies tripping over themselves and barely beating anyone #the other is oh god I barely escaped with my LIFE huh #sunita listening to all the worry her parents have about this new ‘Hamato Family’ and laughing inside #she tells April and April keeps it a secret to see how long it takes the others to realize it #when accused of crime Donnie accidentally and largely unprompted starts denying his digital asset thefts and then has to deny he denied it #when he learns of what is thought of them Raph has a crisis the poor boy #Mikey’s happy they’re ‘known for being a family!:)’ #he - kinda terrifyingly - kinda likes the thought of that lol #Leo: 🤔 think I could go back to that hair spa then? (no) #in their defense while they are MENACES society is ALSO a menace to THEM

[seryotonin]

Oh no he’s fuzzy

#and he’ll cuddle #and rip flesh apart too #art #fanart #my art #original art #Splatoon #Splatoon 3 #Splatoon fanart #splatoon art #Splatoon fan art #Splatoon big man #big man Splatoon #big man #big man fanart #splatoon big man fanart #mantaro #apparently I lied. yes I will continue posting because if I’m being honest it’s what I do all the time. not even my homework #and while I am still busy working on commissions even if it doesn’t look like because of how long I take- I still have like #nighttime and some breaks to still draw stuff to post. and yeah I mean I draw quickly when I’ve got good ideas #man I really have to stop procrastinating so bad #Splatoon fuzzy au #Splatoon au #fuzzy au #comfort au #original au #just now I realize I didn’t tag the Frye post with the fuzzy au smh

[yuwuta]

yuuta exhibits such previously abandoned, recently adopted dog behavior. incredibly anxious all the time, even though nobody’s out to get him or leave him behind. waits for you to return home or from school or from work excitedly, just to see you when you walk through the door. follows you around senselessly, hovering in your space just for the sake of companionship. initiates affection in prodding ways—starts off next to you, then a hand on your thigh, then deems it safe to lay all the way down, then slowly pushes his head into your lap. gets up whenever you need to get up, and resumes his position as soon as you’re ready. brings you gifts as a sign that he’s thinking of you, and maybe because he likes the affection it brings out in you, maybe because he likes the gentle affirming touches of a hand in his hair or a pinch to his cheek. rests his head on your stomach or his chin on your shoulder when he’s sleepy, stays there, immobile, and will not move unless absolutely necessary. sometimes he gets surprised when he hears you calling for him, there’s a moment of disbelief as he thinks “me? really? you need me?” but it’s very quickly overshadowed by this compulsive need to show up, to please, to do anything for you, which is why he always answers when you call. he doesn’t realize that he has puppygod eyes, especially when he’s excited or confused, but he does and it’s incredible endearing. very reluctant to share your space or attention after a while, considers that to be sacred and he won’t risk being let go or lost again, so as a safety precaution, he keeps himself right by you, waits for you always. 

#atp i need to shut and write the omega verse fics that consistency plague my mind #but while im here time for my obligatory megumi mention bc i mentioned dogs teehee #yes megumi attack dog hes megumi grumbly yes megumi bark bark bite bite BUT BUT BUTTTT #megumi is also used to like... hm........ taming? having? caring for? people in his life and also literal (divine) dogs #so for him yes he bites and barks #but he also... he gets confused if YOU dont follow him around like a puppy bc everyone else in his life has so why not you? #gojo's always been the annoying yapping pomeranian chewing on his arm even if he didn't ask #always in megumi's space even tho he didn't ask but he learned to deal with it #won't admit it but knows that too much attention is better than having someone who couldn't give a shit about you #yuuji is the golden in everybody's life and megumi is no exception #unmovable unshakeable and incredibly addictive even if he doesn't mean to be #and very very attached to the people he cares about so yeah yuuji is loud and annoying but he's also loyal and megumi respects that so fine #nobara is like... she decided she liked megumi and was upset about it so she bit his ankle and he tried to kick her off but she has too muc #pride to get shaken off by someone as scrawny as megumi and somewhere along the way megumi became impressed that she was still there even i #it hurt a bit and she was a little rough it's not like he was worse so fine whatever she can stay too #so if you like... if you dont hover around megumi if you dont pry if you dont prod then he has to be the dog smh #now he's gotta bite for your attention and nudge you and how annoying. he's gonna keep doing it tho. as long as he has to #or until you learn to fall in line and accept your leash too whichever comes first n e way.... anyway............. #somebody's pampered omega always gets what he wants megumi complex is showing...... #this was about yuuta right? ok i'll put his tags now.... #juju #jujutsu kaisen smut #jjk x reader #jjk smut #jjk fluff #jujutsu kaisen x reader #yuuta okkotsu x reader #yuta okkotsu x reader

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

science brain vs hopeless romantic brain, who will win

#picturing them both going for it at the same time #eddie leaning in for a romantic kiss and then frank just fucking bites him #peak humor. to Me. #scribble salad #welcome home #franklydear #one last scribble before bed.... one more meme.... #the sun is Up but i stay doodling #except not anymore bc im gonna go be unconscious #and hope my dreams chill the fuck out because honestly what even was the other night. what was that. #im Used to death dreams but jeebus criminy on a crisis cracker. #didn't even get to taste the salmon morsels either smh

[pixlatedvampire]

You gave those wounds to your god, Enki. Did you think they would heal so easily?

(Uh Oh! Someone gave the priest catholic guilt!)

#fear and hunger #enki ankarian #fear and hunger enki #funger #digital art #csp #illustration #my art #pixel art #enki #hiiiiiiiiiiii so fear and hunger is great! #played it for 4 hours last night for the first time and I love it 🥰 I’ve made a half hours progress lol #I keep losing the save coin tosses #I can’t believe this is what it took to make my art brain turn back on smh it’s patho all over again 🤣 #not surprisingly enki is my fav immediately a sickly rude wizard priest? yeah that’s my number lol #fun fact I edited a wiki for the first time while making this #his page didn’t have his crucifixion dialogue and I couldn’t find a transcript anywhere #so I had to go find a video with the scene so I could transcribe it myself #and I was so annoyed by the end I added it to the wiki 😂 hopefully I did it right I copied the format of the rest of the page #(note that I didn’t even own the game at this point akkajdksdj) #also! this is partially based on a fic I read! it got me thinking about how he’s walking around w stigmata #also part of why I even knew there was crucifixtion dialogue #I’ll link it in a reblog I don’t remember the name rn #oh wait should I tag this for blood? idk #tw blood #insects

[cinamun]

Previously | Next

Lot Credit: @pixelglam *chef's kiss*

#ts4 #indya #black simblr #what is this? a time skip? #*gasp* #not even any dialogue #i'm just picky smh #also y'all please send some virtual hugs to the good sis #back to the beginning with just the two of them #except this time much older #whew... life be LIFING #ts4 story #sims 4 story #simblr #ch24

[madcowzombie]

Happy Pride!!

#What have I done. #I soent wayyy too much time on a joke- #His bracelet says ‘ntfwg’ if you even care smh #’now the flowers will grow’ #postal #postal dude #postal 2 #p2 #postal fanart #dodledum

[commandertartarsmoocher]

I had this stupid joke in my mind for a while now..

And I absolutely had to doodle it so..

.. Here it is!!

Special Hand [SANITIZER] 🎉

#splatoon #splatoon 2 #octo expansion #commander tartar #agent 8 #my art :o] #hey I drew 8 for the first time!! #also I had no idea what kind of outfit I wanted to give my Tartar... so for now it's this I guess lol #poor 8 probably didnt even get paid for this smh.. #... I wonder if this product is edible

[tekkenenjoyerblue]

“How long does that boy expect me to wait around…”

#my art #street fighter #akuma #gouki #capcom should have given him so much body hair #sfv backgrounds are too fun to do #i know what the people want #and thats akuma with more hair than blanka and zangief #old man just wants to beat the breaks off his brother’s student is that too much to ask?? #ryu cant even be on time to a fight he scheduled smh

[fffuckthelaxbros]

alternatively‚

Also if you’ve only read the main comic so far I recommend also checking out the extras tag! There’s a lot more fun stuff in there (like. A lot)

#gonna be honest this was mostly to set up the second joke #omgcp #none of this is answered by that tag tho so: #1) #fry guy’s that dude in I think year 3 at the game that shitty and jack were at #they spilled fries on him. and I think he shows up a few more times after that. #to be disturbed by the smh #and people made edits with him for a while #2) #swoops is one of Kent’s teammates from an extra and it wasn’t even his name it was a basketball term. #and ngozi didn’t know that’s what we were calling him until someone asked about him during a livestream I think. #his name is Jeff Lastname (he has a last name I just can’t remember it rn) #3) #and I have no idea where holster’s knee injury came from. #as far as I can tell not supported by canon except that he was in juniors and then he wasn’t. possibly and probably completely made up <3 #I actually do not know how much of that is common knowledge this is a very accurate joke. #…. #actually hang on I’m trying to remember if johnson is ever in the comic like. metaphysically. #WAIT he’s in the dibs hockey shit.

[worstloki]

Loki in season 2 saying that he did New York because he was soooo angry with his father and brother that he let his emotions get the better of him.......

#BOI #he didn't even recount what happened properly this is ridiculous #they will try to retcon but since i am not watching season 2 i will simply take this out of context #and decide this is how loki explains the events #loki explaining away the sudden development of violent tendencies between Thor 1 Avengers 1 and Thor 2: i was feeling emotional #Thor: you looked really bad are you sure it had nothing to do with some form of coercion or space cult--? #Loki: a guy can't even hold a planet hostage in this day and age without being questioned smh #Thor: wha--I'm just concerned #Loki: and i was having a bad week #Thor: doesn't sound right #Loki: are you trying to make me angry after you saw what happened the last time?? #the Loki show

[shima-draws]

NOT ME getting shot in the head with another AU idea. Couldn’t be me ever

#Shima speaks #Me @ my brain: Girl you can’t even finish writing the summary to the OTHER long extensive Sanlu AU you have. Smh #(It’s the fairy one) #(It’s been in my drafts for weeks) #YES it’s a Sanlu AU. Shut up. Leave me alone 😭 #I will tell you tho. Tee hee. It’s called the Imaginary Friend AU #Checks watch you know what yeah it’s about time I thought of another AU idea. Classic Shima brainstorming going on here

[quasarifxxy]

“____ is the comedian out of the duo” Can we TALK about how funny both Kazuki and Rei are. Like they always manage to get me. Kazuki with his overdramatic mom tendencies and desperately tries to get his shit together. Rei with his blunt side comments paired with a monotonous delivery. And most of all these two have no idea what they are doing. These two are absolute disasters together holy shit

#buddy daddies #kazuki kurusu #rei suwa #im not even kidding these two make me laugh like all the fucking time #dare tell me that kazuki wasnt that funny dude is TRYING his best to get his life together #and still manages to suck at that aspect #meanwhile rei isnt even trying he just wants to live #my god theyre both losers #episodes 5 and 9 have kazuki at the peak of his comedian career #no beef ofc but what im saying is!!! kazuki deserves more credit smh

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

Was thinking about your au and realized that whichever neighbour wakes up last is in for a very awkward reunion

Imagine waking up to your entire neighbourhood being in an apocalyptic scenario, and you’re the last to find out about it-

technically the last neighbor is Sally BUT Julie is the last "normal-sleeping" neighbor to wake and yeah! she sure has a hell of a time! i mean tbh it's kinda her And Barnaby? they wake up within a week of each other (the neighbors wake via Pacific Rim kaiju rules) so their breakdowns overlap <3

#julie wakes up just in time for the situation to Start Deteriorating At A Rapid Pace #like 'welcome back julie! frank is very close to dying the neighborhood is quite literally beginning to crumble' #'tensions are very high and everyone is starting to lose it <3 also your memories and siblings and life and world was a lie <3 good luck!' #she and barnaby have it the worst smh #well. kinda the worst #cause sally wakes up to an (arguably) Even Worse Scenario and also tons of guilt etc etc #sally: oh so its my fault my friends are injured and/or dying/dead. cool. im going to cope with this so gracefully (lie) #(side note: the death(s) are Not her fault. they were going to happen no matter what) #(well. i say no matter what. they'd have been prevented if the lights had been turned back on but we all know that wasnt really an option) #rambles from the bog #wh lights out au #and julie does not really get time to adjust... #shit is already going down #but only a week or so after she wakes up Shit. Goes. Down. #the transition into act two occurs and thats a whooooole enchilada in of itself #and trust me a week is Not enough to adjust! #especially when frank passes out halfway through and then never wakes back up smhhhhh #julie: at least i have frank! right frank? frank? frank- #julie: .... #julie: at least i have eddie! and wally! #julie: wh- whats that? mhm. mhm. oh. really? oh... #julie: at least i have eddie!

[phantomdecibel]

Listening to My Goodbye and can’t help but

when Odysseus says “you’re selfish and prideful and vain” bc in literally the FIRST TEN PAGES of the translation of the Odyssey I’m reading Athena has already called Zeus a heartless bitch ass motherfucker (not those words exactly, but the VIBES were there) for not helping Odysseus, literally BEGGED the other gods to set him free (I think he’s trapped on Ogygia?) and then proceeded to go befriend and look after his son like bro she’s halfway gearing up to fight Poseidon for you at this point

#like broski she’s literally co parenting your kid for you smh #this woman is going to save your ass SO many times soley bc she cares about you #I mean like yeah he’s grieving and she also just told him to ‘just get over it’ #so yeah slightly deserved that he pops off #but still #dude she’s like your guardian angel or something who wouldn’t have made it this far without her and you don’t even KNOW it #epic the musical #but also #the odyssey #wow I get to tag both of them what a treat

[nightytime]

if you see a blob come from the ruins of the pizza tower, run (it may or may not be friendly)

btw this thang has so much inside it (secret rooms, forknights, cheeseslimes, pizzards, and ofc some of the funky lab stuff with the clones)

#pizza tower oc #pizza tower #💤 art #uhm it doesnt got a name... yet idk what to call em #also also.... tragic.... first time drawin fake pep and it aint even his own post smh..... #body horror