#smash then all ngl

[kantush]

Figured out I can draw an AU where Reyna wasn't kidnapped and taken away from Myrrah. So she'd have grown up with her mom and the locust horde.

Bonus:

Guess im going back to my comfort fandom

#gears of war #my art #they are all my bbgs #I would like to believe that Myrrah would have been a good mother but at the same time I doubt it after gears 5 #They will be friends #im so delusional😏 #skorge #raam #karn #jermad #reyna diaz #theyre all so hot man #smash then all ngl

[suntails]

do you deserve to be loved?

#*smashes thru the wall like the kool aid man* im fucking back #we're so back. it's joever. i'm screeching into the sun i'm ILL i fucking sobbed last night i cried during work #i sat and drew during my lunch i finished the lore drop at 7am and didnt sleep and drew until work started at 9 #i. um. i dont even know where to start for making shit. i feel adrift i feel lost in the sauce of misery #the way he screamed at his baby self that he didnt deserve to cry. that he didnt deserve to be loved. im fucking ILL #ive talked before abt his bad relationship w his own mortality but ngl i REALLY underestimated how deep this ran...esp w the new dad knowle #twst #twisted wonderland #twst silver #silver vanrouge #ch7 spoilers #book 7 spoilers #he got a new rigged expression!!! all the new animations!!!!!! as a rig animator by trade i was v impressed and pleased #silver nation. fuck every other book like im sorry this one wins u cant deny it #suntails

[not-poignant]

April 2024 Writing Round-Up

Here’s the monthly round-up of everything written and posted in April 2024!

Here’s the chapters that were released:

Underline the Black 85

Underline the Black 86

Underline the Black 87

Underline the Gold 07

Underline the Gold 08

Constellations 05

The Nascent Diplomat 43

The Nascent Diplomat 44 (Augus+Gwyn Tier+)

Underline the Gold 08 (Augus+Gwyn Tier+)

Underline the Gold 09 (Augus+Gwyn Tier+)

Constellations 08 (Gary+Efnisien Tier+)

Chapter Commentary - Underline the Black 39 (Mosk+Eran Tier+)

Chapter Commentary - Underline the Black 40 (Mosk+Eran Tier+)

Birthday Spotlights

Ohlo Ohlo Temsen

Crielle Ferch Fnwy

Janusz Bodanowicz

FANFICTION

A Stain that Won't Dissolve 35

A Stain that Won't Dissolve 36

Palmarosa 22

~

I managed a paltry 14,233 words this month across only 4 chapters. The burn out hit spectacularly hard and I have spent a lot of days staring at nothing, or being really sick, or going through incredibly bad mental disorder spirals. I wrote one chapter for Palmarosa, and three chapters for Underline the Black.

One thing I did which I don't often note, is that I plotted out the rest of Underline the Black, and know it will end around chapter 130-140. So we're absolutely over halfway.

~

Unfortunately I am going into hiatus for two months for Underline the Black and A Stain that Won't Dissolve, as well as the birthday spotlights.

Everything else will continue as normal. My secret hope is that I'll recover faster and actually be able to come back to a normal schedule sooner, but the reality is I may need the full amount of time (or worse, even longer), especially as Toby gets desexed next month and keeping him occupied / not jumping will be a task!

I'll still be around, and I'll still be posting content not just on Patreon and Ream (just not very much of it). As per usual, for every one Underline the Blue or Underline the Gold chapter that goes up in subscription, one will go up on AO3. And of course The Nascent Diplomat is finishing next month as well. <3

~

I’ll see you all in May!

#housekeeping #monthly round up #round up #actually hyperlinking all of this stuff has made me realise #that god i do actually post a lot of stuff ldfjkdas #ngl a part of me kind of wants to smash out UtB so it's off my schedule #for the next 6 months #like if i can write those 30 chapters quickly #everything slows down drastically afterwards #but we'll see! #we've got so much big stuff coming in UtB i refuse to half-ass it

[dnd-smash-pass-vs]

The duergar! As a refresher, duergar are surly and dour dwarves. About 4-5 ft (1.2-1.5 m) tall, they're distrustful but loyal and hardworking. They live quiet lives working thier ass off but taking no pleasure from it, the closest thing to joy coming thier special interest hobbies. These ones can turn invisible, temporarily grow to like 10 feet tall, and make blades from their brain!

#Soulblades are duergar combatants whose mastery of psionics allows them to manifest blades of psychic energy to slice apart their foes. #that's it that's the lore. all of it. that's the entirety of the lore. 1 sentence. #ok ngl he kinda looks like he'd try to sell me an nft. #duergar soulblade #duergar #dnd #dnd5e #DnD 5e #d&amp;d #smash or pass #5e #monsters of the multiverse #mpmm

[ethanharmonia]

ARSENTROPOLIS FANART WOO

(the cat (alcatraz) and the protagonist belongs to my fellow comrade @fizzzyz (the drawing on the top left) GO SUPPORT HER WORK PLS ITS SO GOOD!!!! also that was a christmas gift, you're welcome)

(meanwhile the emo creature named N and the black and white sneasel called La Creatura belongs to my buttlercheeks you're welcome)

I dont usually share oc art but since i got too much into ArsenTropolis, i decided to draw my character in it's style! (even though i fainted 20 times from looking at it /j)

(dont mind the long names... its just emo)

(i just realised that i draw in so many different styles what-)

#Arsentropolis #slendytubbies #pokemon #art #ignore everything that i have written it is not supposed to be there #i love men with long hair that can end me #KITTYYYYYYYYYYYYY SLAY ALCATRAZ #smash the protagonist /j #ngl i feel like they all would have a good bond #I DONT SHARE OC ART MUCH BUT MY FRIEND WAS ABOUT TO START WORSHIPPING SO I ACTED QUICK AHAHAHAHAHA #fanart #pokemon sneasel #sneasel #slendytubbies 3 #slendytubbies oc #slendytubbies 2 #slendytubbies fanart #IM BACK IN THAT SLENDYTUBBIES ERA AND I CANT LEAVE WAAHAAAA #ey smth that isnt rlly pokemon related but here catch💥💥💥💥 #this man has such smashable prosthetic legs that i would pass away #emo men are my favourite gender #i wish emo men were real💔💔💔

[writernopal]

OC Smash or Pass

Let's get ready for round 2! Thanks to @pheita for tagging me here 💙

Rules: pretty self explanatory. include physical descriptions or pics, and propaganda. the “other” label can be used for “sexuality misalignment” (ie: oc is femme and you’re gay, vice versa or you aren’t into smashing but a specific thing you wanna do with them like perhaps hug or study them under a microscope idc)

Axtapor Rehteus Oxlo of Ihama

Left art by https://twitter.com/Azraels_Art Right art by @illjustpretend

Quick Facts

Height: 6ft 5in

Age: 27

Gender: Male

Pronouns: He/Him

Sexuality: The most bi straight guy you will ever meet

Pros

Perpetually horny and also experimental because he likes to figure out what makes you tick 😇

Loves giving gifts, lavish ones especially, but only if its what you want.

Fiercely protective but not domineering. Personal freedom is very important for him and he'd never want to infringe on it. (unless you're his enemy then he doesn't care lol)

Very tactile. He likes being able to touch the person he's with. (to remind himself being with you is real WAAAHHH!)

DEVOTED! When he falls for someone, he falls HARD. He will never shut up about you, you are the best thing since the wheel and sliced bread.

Resourceful. Seriously if you get marooned or stranded somewhere he's the one you want to be stuck with. He regularly goes bushcraft camping so he knows all the survivalist tricks!

Cons

Smokes like a chimney and smells like one too.

Kickable. Constantly making sexual innuendos, flirts at inopportune times, has lame pick up lines, gives you blue steel out of nowhere, you get the idea.

Loses interest very quickly, so keeping him around long term is kind of tough unless he's taken by you from the get go.

Himbo. He's got about six braincells so you'd better hope he can rub them together long enough to decide he should not do the stupid thing he thought was a good idea five minutes ago.

Gets VERY angsty when he's upset. He's also very self-deprecating in this state and has a propensity to drink himself blind when he's at his lowest.

Falls off the face of the planet when things get too overwhelming. His first instinct is to get away from everything so he might just be gone if you come around looking for him one day.

Tagging (gently): @sarahlizziewrites @captain-kraken @void-botanist @paintedbutton @squarebracket-trick @mysticstarlightduck (also anyone tagged doesn't have to do it if you're uncomfortable offering up your OCs for something like this 💙)

#tag game #oc smash or pass #aasoaf #axtapor #poll #i feel like a lot of people might not think all of his cons are cons lol #this was hard for him ngl #bc if you're mariel he's everything LOL

[kaidanalenkosprmanager]

THE BEST OF PRIORITY: MARS (PART 2)

Featuring: Cmdr. Sophie Shepard, Maj. Kaidan Alenko, Lt. James Vega, and Dr. Liara T'Soni With: The Illusive Man and Dr. Eva Coré Your vision is pathetically limited. You were a tool- an agent with a singular purpose. And despite our differences? You were relatively successful. But like the rest of the relics in this place, your time is over. Mass Effect 3: Legendary Edition (2021)

#mira makes gifs ✨ #shenko #james vega #kaidan alenko #sophie shepard #liara t’soni #the illusive man #eva core #mass effect #mass effect 3 #me3 #mass effect legendary edition #dailygaming #ITS PART 2 BABY! I COULDNT GIF PEAK SHENKO CONTENT AND NOT MAKE HER A 2-PARTER YALL #these are my favorite bisexuals on the citadel i had to give mars a double feature ✨ #‘the person i followed to hell and back the person i loved- are you in there somewhere?’ we cried. for real like this line THIS LINE #the first time i played ME3 it crushed me into a thousand pieces and it still does tbf #but like i also forgot how many good lines TIM has in this first mission until i was collecting footage while i was playing #like his lines go HARD (not javik ashes of a trillion dead souls hard but still) #also i may hate him but he looks fine as fuck in those new PV suits i will not lie #also im ngl the way femshep carries kaidan after he gets his head smashed against the side of the cruiser sends me every time i cannot #like sometimes you just have to carry your boyfriend like he's a sack of potatoes over your shoulder when he's bleeding to death! #like come on girl CARRY HIM BRIDAL STYLE or DONT CARRY HIM AT ALL #but on a serious note the way shep looks at kaidan back on the normandy? when he's in the med bay? #the way they just are so lost in him being injured?? in the possibility of him dying?? the panic in their eyes?? #the way they only get brought back to reality when liara starts shouting?? chef's kiss tbh #bioware VS canon may be poo but the end of priority mars will always be famous to me #thanks for reading two gif sets worth of rants if you stayed for both!!! #i hope you have a good day!! 🥹✨

[svogliata-mente]

i did threaten to make this in all fairness. anyways enjoy

#baby's SECOND amv #gintama #ngl i'm having a lot of fun smashing segments together i might actually do all the other ideas i've got

[peterpastrahmii]

no wait this is actually crazy.... number 1, over cillian murphy? over matthew lillard?? over david tennant??? I hate you bitches

#no hate to pedro i used to be obsessed with him like 2 years ago but ngl I'm just tired of seeing this man everywhere I'M SORRY idk why #great actor tho #also matthew gray gubler wasn't even on the list at all I'm gonna smash my face in with a brick

[madsgotmadagain]

hello, let me just leave some ship propaganda here-

idk they're just cute :]

#cookie run #crob #cookie run shipping #cookie run comics #peach cookie #plum cookie #Peach cookie x plum cookie #Peach x plum #they're so silly #I have more hcs for them if anyone's intrested #I will happily talk about all my ships lol #One of my favorite parts of fandoms ngl #Smashing two characters together like barbie dolls to make them kiss will never not be entertaining to me

[motherfuckingmaneater]

Salazar Slytherin ; smash or pass?

A chance to get into Salazar Slytherin's bed?

Is that even a question?

Yes.

S M A S H.

Repeatedly.

#aside from voldemort salazar is her ULTIMATE fantasy #literally the maker of the pureblood world she'd be all over him in a heartbeat #plus she'd be so proud to tell him she's carried on his legacy with delphini! #and actively avoid the 'but she's a halfblood because of voldemort' conversation LOL #ngl i think they'd get on so well too #like ultimate pureblood king and his very own pureblood princess #mmm yeah #salazar slytherin #pureblood boyfriend #bellatrix black #make me wanna write a whole marriage au for them now ugh #answered prompts. #smash or pass

[beevean]

In a less unjust world this would’ve been an ideal final confrontation between N!Hector and Carmilla/Lenore. Even funnier that it’s voiced by Crispin Freeman too.

https://youtu.be/lqfMfyDyo34?si=nXh1gVPiHyGYfyjQ

the absolute LOL I was suspecting that it was a Hellsing clip when I read Freeman 😂

(I want to close my eyes and imagine that Alucard here is a very, very pissed Hector lol)

"I'm a dog... then you're dog food" oh. oh I am swooning. Oh dog motif my beloved. The dog biting back <3 The cowering dog snarling and showing its teeth <3 only the kindest people earning its most undying loyalty <3 yes <3 this is what should have been <3

#i have so many thoughts about how i'd fix the len//ector mess that 'he smashes her skull with his hammer' isn't even in my top wish list #i like the idea of her hitting rock bottom and choosing suicide for all the awful things she has done and what she is #but ngl this would be very viscerally satisfying lmao #and if not with len//ore then absolutely with car//milla <3

[dinkleysbookshoppe]

Welcome to smash Bros

...Thanks.

Happy to be here.

#scooby doo #velma dinkley #multiversus #behind a mask #ngl i let this one sit for a while because i wanted to make some kind of witty joke #unfortunately all that really came to mind was 'smash your bros' jokes. #glassy art #[the links lead to the blog of the artist behind the illustrations in the background and their webcomic! go check those out!!]

[russeliarat]

How's everyone day going? I just ticked so hard, one of my eyes shut itself for 10 minutes and I couldn't reopen it. Also my hand tensed really hard and it hurt so I wacked it and it went back to normal so it seems to have worked.

#i gen thought i had a stroke on my right side but no #facial tics #fsr i hear myself or others stutter and my eyes go fuckin crazy #that or my head throws itself back lol the amount of times i've smacked my head into a wall by accident #i'm convinced its the reason i've got a weird shaped head #i jest but its really painful to smash your head against a wall involuntarily it's why i don't sit with my back to the wall if i feel weird #what's some other tics i have uhh #my breathing goes all weird? #like it just hitches randomly at some points and my stomach lurches forwards and spasms #my eyes roll into the back of my head so i have constant eyestrain now #ngl i wish i also had more obvious tics like vocal tics coz it'd be a lot easier to explain why my face looks all fucked up when i tic #lol this is just a post for me to talk ab my tics #why? coz i want to

[neverendingford]

.

#hmmmm. the game night was very underwhelming. I committed to playing Catan and then other people showed up and played smash bros #and ngl I kinda wanted to just throw in my cards and play smash bros instead #got called 'he' IMMEDIATELY by some dude so that was hmm and then someone noticed and was like 'let's all say our pronouns #and several dudes were visibly uncomfortable about saying pronouns and made jokes about it and were deliberately obtuse #so honestly pretty meh vibes overall. I really don't want to make a neckbeard gamer bro stereotype but ummmm. sorry those were the vibes #anyway not for me I think #also there was zero chaos energy at all. I need manic energy to feed off of #I did my best to sow a bit of chaotic fun and no one played off it either. #honestly just very boring. I lowkey shoulda stayed home #I learned what app people use to coordinate groups though. so I guess I'll look at that now. maybe find some other groups #the city I live is really is kind of a dead end though. so not a lot of opportunity. I'll keep hunting though #I just want to find wildly adhd people is that too much to ask. I need chaos and jokes and laughter and objects thrown through the air #I cannot take boring small town talk around a small table. #and like. I've met neckbeard gamer bros who I loved and got along with super well. they were mad adhd. but like. ugh. I can't stand boring #I can't stand calm. I need them to be hopped up on neurodivergence #I wish it were socially acceptable to get up and go 'sorry you're all very nice but you're very boring I'm going home now' #like. no offense but I hate it here bye #tag talk

[fangjuexias]

A Miraculous Love Has Appeared Audio Drama || Theme Song, "Imprint"

出品：漫播APP X 九尾青丘音乐社 制作人：小文 监制：小文、瓶子辉煌 作词：舟舟 作曲：明遥 编曲：sea-云 演唱：Cifer 和声编写：明遥 和声：Cifer 后期：宏宇GMN 海报：苍茕 录音：Loya

时针转不停 沉默的呼吸 擦身的人潮太过拥挤 轻滑过指隙 雨滴落下去 似灯火晦暗不明

始于份测试题 初显出分歧 本应起身回避 却又伸出手去 薄荷味的气息 落在他背脊 温暖拥抱倾心 终了危机

从未拥有 谈何失去 无人之境 只剩他一人前行 相隔多远距离 遥不可及的两颗心 相同频率 像游鱼甩尾靠近 缸中裂隙

踌躇放在心底 去打破坚硬玻璃 笨拙探出掌心 去触碰柔软的爱意 这是意外惊喜 是牵扯不断联系 这一场相遇 多谢命运垂青

在废弃游乐园 像圣地巡礼 偷偷藏起欣喜 还装作不在意 共享日历更新 写入他轨迹 闪光定格 记录此刻回忆

从未拥有 谈何失去 无人之境 只剩他一人前行 相隔多远距离 若即若离的两颗心 看这坚冰 融化在彼此眼底 一同执笔

写下专属于彼此眼前爱的回忆 相向交握掌心 碰过鼻尖诉说爱语 这是迟来幸运 是求之不得真情 阳台上的鱼 终于跃出天际

满怀夜色撞向你 清醒着执迷 雨中狂奔 只任泪水决堤

荒谬奇异 浪漫陆离 灵魂颤栗 勇气在此刻降临 留下专属印记 终于靠近的两颗心 汹涌爱意 融化在彼此眼底 一同执笔

写下专属于彼此眼前爱的回忆 相向交握掌心 碰过鼻尖诉说爱语 这是今生有幸 是好运无限延续： “今后岁月，请你长久参与”

#邪门的爱情出现了 #xmdaqcxl #danmei #music #help that reads as a keyboard smash #no tl i just attempted a translation of the title myself #ngl idk how to translate xiemen #like im not happy with all my choices #also i really got so songbaited by this #within a week i went to read it - and its prequel #was a good read #the first a/b/o novel i really like!! #queue x queue