#slowass

[theartofdreaming1]

Some more Captain Swan (or would this qualify as Captain Duckling? idk)

This started out as a simple, mindless ouat doodle, but then my brain decided to come up with bits and pieces of a story for this while I was working on it, so... If you're interested, you can read the basic premise under the cut:

Basically, we have bar wench Emma teaming up with infamous pirate Captain Hook to bring down the Dark One: Killian has finally gotten a way to get rid of the damn crocodile and Emma has learned of that while the crew of the Jolly Roger stopped by the tavern she works at; for Emma, it's about getting her son back (Neal/Baelfire is still Henry's father in this AU, but left the realm to escape his father, so Rumple's trying to use Henry to track down Neal, i guess)... Anyway, Emma steals onto the Jolly Roger (to steal whatever magical item required to best the Dark One or to stowaway on board, your pick), gets discovered by our good captain ('feisty lass' that she is, she still manages to hold a dagger to his throat before he gets the best of her - there are on his ship, after all), she reveals why she's doing this in the first place - to reunite with her son - and they strike an accord to work together as they share a common goal... Shenanigans ensue, (and no, there is connection/bond between them that's growing closer over time, Emma is absolutely positive of that, thank you very much ;), plans go awry - they are chased by a monster of some sort, Killian decides to fight it off, to give Emma some more time to flee - she has to make it back to her son, after all - and tells her to go, to leave him behind... (but we know she doesn't listen... she never does ;)

Something like that, I guess ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ (and hey, if any Captain Swan writers out there feel like writing that story for me, let me know - I'd love to read it!)

(Also, I'm kind of happy how dynamic the poses in this drawing have turned out! I reworked the lineart a couple of times, not sure if I was wasting my time but while I liked the og sketch, I think the end result is a definite improvement)

Og sketch/doodle:

#captain swan #captain duckling #emma swan #killian jones #ouat #my sketches and drawings #aside from being a slowass writer I'm also swamped with having to write my thesis and term papers #so who knows when I'll maybe finally get to actually write this story #but I think it could make for a fun AU #also please ignore me continuing to struggle with damn backgrounds 😭

[sometipsygnostalgic]

One thing interesting about Dungeon Meshi's pacing (this ask contains no spoilers and also I feel the fandom's been especially lousy with spoilers) is that it was serialized in a magazine that came out 10 times a year (so monthly but skipping January and a 2nd month that changed up over the years); The anime got to the end of the first year halfway through episode 5, the end of the 2nd year with episode 9, the end of the 3rd year with episode 13, and will finish the 4th year with next ep

FOUR YEARS. WHAT???

#slowass anime had an even slower ass manga #i heard the author finished it early so they could play bg3 #which is even funnier considering this pacing

[hms-tardimpala]

It's very funny to me that in the Saw fandom Jeff Denlon is known as "slowass Jeff". Like, we're in agreement about that.

#I don't even actively dislike him he's just #slowass Jeff #it fits him #saw

[anatomical-puppet]

day 15, saw iii (2006)

he lived he served cunt he died. john kramer

#definitely my favorite saw so far i really really enjoyed it #even with slowass mothafuckin jeff in there #also i know i said i was gonna watch two movies today but. work. so im gonna double up tomorrow !!! #puppetober movie time #saw #< sorry for main tag it is for organizational purposes </3

[nulltune]

done with the clean-up!! 💞 wasn't as strict as i hoped to be ngl but i've more than halved the count so 🫡 hello, lynnos snap survivors!! any softblocked blogs are free to refollow ofc 🫶 to clarify again, this really is nothing personal!! i just wanted to be sure that i'm following the people who have an interest in interactin with my moon gal so that i can feel more comfy + approach u all more easily <333

#&&. out of #AM EXCITED TO INTERACT MORE WITH EVERYONEE 🥺🥺🥹🫶🫶💕 #i'm def gonna try to be less of a weenie and approach everyone more too !!! >:00 💖 #and thank uuu everyone for stickin with me and my slowass 🫶 #gonna be cleaning up my drafts too !!! purging a whole lotta stuff soon methinks 🏃‍♂️💨

[random-rabid-creature]

Guess who got osu! Thanks to a friend

#stares at my moot JD #this shit is confusing yo🔥🔥🔥 #very fun though #my slowass cannot handle the amount of Stuff Happening

[agardenandlibrary]

Hmm what's your favorite fiction podcast these days? I'm mostly caught up on mine and I'm looking for something new to binge through lol

podcasts I listened to and enjoyed: welcome to night vale, Magnus archives, wolf359, hello from the hallowoods, limetown. I mostly enjoyed the black tapes and rabbit. Never managed to finish Alice isn't dead.

#this post brought to you by this slowass day at work

[simdertalia]

My Notifications

Guys, I just wanted to let you know that Tumblr is being strange for me, and the past few days when I am tagged in a post or a comment in notes, it’s not notifying me in real time. Days old tags showed up for me today. So I apologize if I replied late to anyone. Much love 💜 , and if anyone tags me and it’s taking a long time to get a reply, this is probably the reason. Anyone is always welcome to send me a direct message if you need something & I haven’t responded to a tag, there hasn’t been any issue there so far, that I know of.

#blog #notofications #tags #my slowass responses #my apologies #cc creation has slowed down a tiny bit but i still log in every day <3

[unproduciblesmackdown]

Asia Kate Dillon as Lucifer again in Opus For All, Opus 4, Our Better Angels

#call this Confusing Compromise for all...focusing on shots of akd & adding text. these are sequential but not continuous moments lol #i.e. hope it's disjointed enough / it is clear there's other shots & more dialogue b/w these #might be possible to fit this whole video into one gifset lol. make them smaller; longer; combine some side by side into one... #just wanna give a lil taste of that dialogue / enhance visuals with Some context. evocative enough i hope #asia kate dillon #lucifer our better angels #could've put a caption like [resolving heavenly chord] lol if i knew what chord it is exactly...not nearly knowledgable enough to guess #the [ending on that chord and cutting away just as lucifer looks like they're about to cry]....chefs? kiss #there's just so much to dig into here and then start speculating about in your own continued story for it lol so fun truly #like i said: boy i love when the devil is a dynamic character atheistic satanism style i.e. exploring the / A human experience through them #and like i said b/w the mysteries lucifer and this lucifer we can have it all / cover so much ground w/akd lucifers.... #the other night i think i had a dream that it was just a fun fact they'd also been lucifer some third time lmao...i wish #speaking of wishing one of these gifs is 9.9 mb and i'm just making it tumblr's problem. so i hope it actually works #sooo embarrassing if it's frozen on the first frame and i gotta fix it lol. don't look at me...but tell me fr if i don't notice #potentially tricky b/c it's like ''is it just my slowass connection On My End or is the gif broken'' like added layer of mystery #when sometimes even if you have a fine connection you gotta ask the audience like how's it look on your end... #jlsdf JUST noticed they're sitting by that tag ft. 666 #the new satanic symbol? backwards Cool S. more on that in the next post #yeah someone might get stuck trying to decipher this as though it's walking us continuously through a scene lol but alas. c'est la vie

[czerwonywilk]

world finished downlading and unfortunately i’m being haunted by fucked up lighting (and pickle)

#i tried so many things if the only fix is reinstalling the game i will pass away #i dont want to download 50 gb with this slowass internet again

[tranquilspot]

Aaaand it works perfectly now. That was really weird.

#mio #notice #??? #why is it working now #will i ever know why it wouldn't load?! #did disabling stuff did the trick #if so it was a slowass reaction #I am confused and unsatisfied by this outcome

[nero-neptune]

people here walk so damn slow. i thought this was a city??

#get outta my way slowass city slicker!! #pick up the pace!!! #rambles

[marshmellowtea]

reblogging too many nope posts tumblr is crashing on me RIP

#dumb slowass app smh #marshy speaks

[afortoru]

🫥🫥🫥

WTF KIT STOP GIVING ME JUMPSCARE...WHAT TSUKI WHAT CHAPPED LIPS 👁️👄👁️

Also why have u became gaussian surface, like that emoji ??

#kit yk my slowass #care to elaborate #TT

[nulltune]

don't judge me but i have an rp dream..... goal........ to have a thread reach 100 notes.......

#&&. out of #&&. wishlist #or!!! to actually finish off a thread nicely and call it a closed thread ! #😳😳 idk why but i want to be able to do that sooo baddddd #i'm my own enemy tho 😩 my slowass.!!! #BUT YES I WOULD LOVE 4 THAT SWEET SWEET SLOWBURN DEVELOPMENT PLAYING OUT -CLENCHES FIST- #been craving it....... So Bad........ -I PUNCH DA WALL- #someday tho... someday...!!!!! 🥺

[femme-malewife]

Today is NOT my day...I might catch a cold too.

At least my mom took pity on me and is making potato soup...

#so basically today has been: #i wake up #my paycheck was not in my account. my boss texts n says not to come in #bc we have a horrible storm (it was pretty bad this morning lolol) #which. okay. so i ask about why my paycheck didnt go through #come to find out that my dipshit boss deleted my bank info on accident so i had to send that over #and go in to my work despite the cold rain #which btw! cold weather is a fucking curse! i cannot breathe in the cold bc of my asthma #and cold weathr hurts my kneecaps bc of...whatever tf i have goin on there idk #THEN i had to go to the fuckin bank to get a bunch of shit situated including rent and other stuff i HAD to buy #like menstral products. #bc lolol i started yesterday and the cramps are fucking KILLING me #and THEN i had to go to the fucking store and wait in line forever for the slowass cashier who kept taking her sweet old time #and then go home and nearly get in a car accident bc of these two DUMBASSES in front of us #everything! is! going! to! shit! #im home now. i have lemon milk tea and a heating pad now but jesus christ i wanna bite tear maim