Visit Blog
Explore Tumblr blogs with no restrictions, modern design and the best experience.
#sloth rambles
slothspaghettiwrites16 hours ago
Text
We've been drinking and fucking all day and now it's time to eat a shit load of pasta.
I'm going to exclusively instigate sex by masturbating until he lets me use him like a dildo. 馃槍
31 notesView notes
slothspaghettiwrites19 hours ago
Text
Tumblr media
I would like to thank luke bryan for this gif and for inspiring more of my country!bucky vibes.
9 notesView notes
slothspaghettiwrites23 hours ago
Text
Hubs: your nipping out a bit
Me *looks down*: really?
Hubs: yeah the right one
Me *pinches left nipple*: gotta be even
Hubs: we are in Waitrose.
*walks away from dairy aisle without me*
17 notesView notes
slothspaghettiwritesa day ago
Text
I'm really about road trip all the way to Reading just so I can get Wendy's chili?
Tumblr media
4 notesView notes
slothspaghettiwritesa day ago
Text
It's true.
Tumblr media
5 notesView notes
kaeyasleftnipple2 days ago
Text
omg every time i eat lunch, i end up in on my bed passing out from the food coma
0 notes
slothspaghettiwrites2 days ago
Text
I still haven't watched the first Loki episode and every time I see a filtered post I struggle to stop myself from looking at it. Like I wanna know. I need to know, but I don't want spoilers. 馃槀馃槀馃槀
9 notesView notes
slothspaghettiwrites2 days ago
Text
My fuzzy wine brain has one thot and thot only.
Mob Boss!Bucky and Smol Stripper!Steve
That's it's, it's all I can think about.
Steve dances to this song. Bucky drops his cigar and orders a private dance with his newest hire. They fuck on a black leather couch.
6 notesView notes
slothspaghettiwrites2 days ago
Text
The Train to Hell is being held at a red light.
okay, I'm not going to answer anymore Justin x Freezy asks today cause a hoe need to finish up some work and also all those fucking bad dragon drabbles.
I wanna drown in fantasy dildos for a bit.
4 notesView notes
slothspaghettiwrites3 days ago
Text
so I applied for a job at a neato cat food start-up and I was asked to do a project for them to see if interviewing me will be worth their time. I'm really struggling to just not look at all the cat pics.
Tumblr media
Tumblr media
Tumblr media
Tumblr media
Tumblr media
Tumblr media
Tumblr media
Tumblr media
Tumblr media
Tumblr media
11 notesView notes
slothspaghettiwrites3 days ago
Text
country music needs to be more gay. i'm sick of this horse shit nonsense. i wanna hear a man singing about a hot stud in tight blue jeans and pearl snap damnit.
11 notesView notes
slothspaghettiwrites3 days ago
Text
hubs just asked how many curries in a week is too many. this was my response.
Tumblr media
7 notesView notes
slothspaghettiwrites4 days ago
Text
i'm about to really jump on the Rockstar!Bucky train. I really am. Like I keep listening to these songs and all I can fucking think about a Bucky who is a big big country rock star, toes the line a lot with his music and where he fits in that genre.
then at one concert, he meets the prettiest boy he's ever seen in skin-tight jeans and an old guns and roses shirt with sleeves ripped off and showing off practically his whole damn body. honestly is dressed like the epitome of redneck trailer trash and has the sweetest little accent and peach.
Bucky convinces him to drop everything and be his groupie for the rest of his national tour and they fuck before and after every show for good luck. they get married after a vegas show and TMZ and CMT lose their fucking shit.
amen
47 notesView notes
slothspaghettiwrites5 days ago
Text
Woke up at 4:30 this morning, couldn't get back to sleep, now I've but homemade granola in the oven because that's what hipsters do when they can't sleep. 鉁岋笍馃
12 notesView notes
slothspaghettiwrites5 days ago
Text
Picking out monster dildos for characters has really just made opening up my photos a slut bomb.
7 notesView notes
slothspaghettiwrites6 days ago
Text
apparently selfcare sunday includes getting my nice face mask cream in my eye.
Tumblr media
3 notesView notes
slothspaghettiwrites6 days ago
Text
listening to sad break up songs despite being a happy fulfulling relationship is so weird. it's the part of my life that has like zero anguish or anxiety, but i'm like... craving that? could we just break up for the day and then make up before bed?
5 notesView notes
slothspaghettiwrites8 days ago
Text
Remember when I said I wouldn't set up a ko-fi? I lied. It's set up. I won't be sharing it yet, going to work on a few bits for it first because it will be 鉁╫riginal content only鉁. Since ya know, it's illegal and all to take funds for fanworks.
Anyway, send tweet, thanks for listening to my ted talk, I'm gonna go walk into the ocean now.
6 notesView notes
slothspaghettiwrites8 days ago
Text
Thinking about my sex pollen Daddy Tony fic I'm going to be writing for the next part of sleepless. I just want to be relentlessly railed until my body crumbles and Tony loves me back together okay! 馃槱
6 notesView notes
slothspaghettiwrites8 days ago
Text
I clearly talk about tails/tail plugs too often on this account because I just got a fucking Instagram ad for an animatronic tail. Sex toys? Sure. Furry stuff? No thank you.
Tumblr media
8 notesView notes