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slothspaghettiwrites · 14 minutes ago
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SEBASTIAN STAN as CHRIS BECK in The Martian (2015), dir. Ridley Scott
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slothspaghettiwrites · 15 minutes ago
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Look at this beautiful cat with her flower crown!
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slothspaghettiwrites · 30 minutes ago
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WOW, the fact that the Russo brothers HATE how taika watiti developed thor’s character in ragnarok really really fucking jumps out in avengers 4!!! 
in ragnarok, taika:
cut Thor’s hair
took away his hammer, signifying that Thor was indeed a character beyond the hammer
took out his eye, signifying that Thor was powerful beyond his physical attributes and ready to take on the responsibility as king 
put Thor as the underdog in the situation, reminding the audience that Thor is clever and intelligent, not only optimistic and cheerful, and purely brawn
had him meet Valkyrie and earn her loyalty, showing him as a leader ready to right the wrongs of Asgard’s past and encourage his people to a better path
developed his relationship with Loki, reminding the audience that they were still brothers and Thor had great capacity for forgiveness, but wasn’t stupid enough to blindly trust Loki 
destroyed Asgard, showing that Thor is ready to take, make, and recover from the big sacrifices and do whatever it takes to keep, care, and protect his people
in avengers 3 and 4, the Russo brothers:
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slothspaghettiwrites · 34 minutes ago
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hi! a few days ago, i discovered an online editor called photopea, created by ivan kutskir. this editor basically has all, if not most, of the features photoshop has, including their layout and overall design. photopea is free, unlike photoshop. for those who can not afford to get an editing software, or don't have a computer strong enough to download such heavy programs such as photoshop, photopea is an excellent alternative. as you can see in the following images, the layout is basically the same. if you're familiar with photoshop, or similar editing softwares, it will not be hard for you to grow accustomed to photopea. photopea is also available in more than 40 languages, making it really accessible. you can easily change the language by selecting the more tab. once you select it, you click on language. then, you select your prefered idiom.
photopea vs. photoshop.
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i've never seen such a complete online editor as this one, so i encourage everyone to give it a try!
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slothspaghettiwrites · 40 minutes ago
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slothspaghettiwrites · 2 hours ago
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My blog is a private thing that is open to everyone in the world except to the people I know in real life.
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slothspaghettiwrites · 2 hours ago
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WHAT 😭😭😭
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slothspaghettiwrites · 3 hours ago
As of today I now have a celebrity crush in each age category from 20s to 80s 🌺 20s - Timothée Chalamet 🌺 30s - Sebastian Stan 🌺 40s - Chris Evans 🌺 50s - Robert Downey Junior 🌺 60s - Jeff Goldblum 🌺 70s- Bernie Sanders 🌺 80s - Morgan Freeman🌺 ( HAPPY 40th BIRTHDAY CHRIS!!!!! 💙💃💕🥺🥰)
😂😂😂😂😂😂
What a great mix of dudes.
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slothspaghettiwrites · 6 hours ago
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You were killing me? What happened to “we,” man? What happened to “we”?
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slothspaghettiwrites · 13 hours ago
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slothspaghettiwrites · 13 hours ago
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The person I reblogged this from is someone I enjoy seeing on my dashboard.
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slothspaghettiwrites · 13 hours ago
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slothspaghettiwrites · 14 hours ago
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High-functioning anxiety sounds like…
You’re not good enough. You’re a bad friend. You’re not good at your job. You’re wasting time. You’re a waste of time. Your boyfriend doesn’t love you. You’re so needy. What are you doing with yourself? Why would you say that? What if they hate it? Why can’t you have your shit together? You’re going to get anxious and because you’re going to get anxious, you’re going to mess everything up. You’re a fraud. Just good at faking it. You’re letting everybody down. No one here likes you.
All the while, it appears perfectly calm.
It’s always looking for the next outlet, something to channel the never-ending energy. Writing. Running. List-making. Mindless tasks (whatever keeps you busy). Doing jumping jacks in the kitchen. Dancing in the living room, pretending it’s for fun, when really it’s a choreographed routine of desperation, trying to tire out the thoughts stuck in your head.
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slothspaghettiwrites · 14 hours ago
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We've been drinking and fucking all day and now it's time to eat a shit load of pasta.
I'm going to exclusively instigate sex by masturbating until he lets me use him like a dildo. 😌
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slothspaghettiwrites · 14 hours ago
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*opens up over sized trench coat* what kinda day you wanna buy, huh? soft sex, dungeon sex, that sex thing he does that makes melt?
We've been drinking and fucking all day and now it's time to eat a shit load of pasta.
I'm going to exclusively instigate sex by masturbating until he lets me use him like a dildo. 😌
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slothspaghettiwrites · 14 hours ago
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OH MY GOD THIS SERIES WAS GOOD 😭😭😭😭😭
Absolutely amazing. Thank you for writing this. 💙💙💙💙💙
Love Galore
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The Weekend | Got It Covered For… | Keep Him Satisfied Through… | Make Him Lose His Mind… | You Like Nine to Five, I’m… | Love Galore |
Summary: It’s been two years since the last time Andy saw you. Even after all that time he’s still the one you come to when don’t have anyone else to turn to.
Pairings: Andy Barber x Black!Reader
Words: 7.8 K
Warnings: 18+ only, smut, swearing, infidelity, Daddy kink, mentions of abusive relationship, mention of death, breeding kink, missionary, rough sex, squirting, creampie, oral (female receiving), degradation, dirty talk
(A/N: It’s here! I’ve finally done it! I’ve finished my first series EVER! LETS FUCKING GOOOOOO!!!!!! This was a fun complicated run considering this shit was supposed to be a one shot.Then it became two. Now I’m here with this long ass thing not believing that I’ve finally finish something. Honestly this is huge for me. Anyway. I’d like to think everyone that’s read this and enjoyed this little adventure and I hope you like this. Please, like, follow, and reblog. This shit got so long it wouldn’t even let me type on my phone anymore.)
Tagging: @titty-teetee @queenoftheworldisdead @olyvoyl @liquorlaughslove @harrysthiccthighss​ @mariahthelioness29 @donutloverxo ​ @stargazingfangirl18 @mochamaniacbabe​ @whiskey-cokenfanfic @iam-laiya @zaddychris​ @emjayewrites @brattycherubwrites @love-more122 @bvssmob @smuttywriter @bigsisbria @night-of-the-living-shred @blackmissfrizzle @ilieherecharmed-fics2readnrec @atyourbestuareluv-writes @mauvecherie @abcdestinyyyy @helahades​ @little-baby-vixen​
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Andy had told himself he was doing the right thing. Had talked himself into it on the drive home that day. When those words came out of your mouth, he didn’t need to hear ‘you’re over.” When to the two of you, ‘I quit,’ meant the same thing.
He remembered sitting in his office. Head tilted back with his mouth open. Thinking about the way you’d walked away from him before turning back around. For a second he thought you’d come back to him. Maybe  you had a change of heart in that split second. Except you’d left and all he could do was slam his door and sit. Thinking about all the things he could have done to stop it from getting to this point.
Looking back, all he could think about were all the things that he could have done differently. How he should have held you tighter that night. Thinking about how he should have kept an eye on you instead of going back to sleep. How he should have just ended things with Laurie after that first I love you.
When he woke up this morning, there was a fleeting thought about you. Just like when he’d go to sleep. Always wondering if you were okay or if you missed him. He’d never been able to stop thinking about you. Always wondering if you were okay or if you missed him. Always thinking about the way your eyes had glazed over that last time he saw you. That at least you told him you loved him back.
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slothspaghettiwrites · 15 hours ago
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You Like Nine to Five, I’m…
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The Weekend | Got it Covered For… | Keep Him Satisfied Through… | Make Him Lose His Mind Every… | You Like Nine to Five, I’m… | Love Galore |
Andy scoffed as he looked down as the resignation letter that you’d just placed on his desk. He’d finally gotten you to come to his office after you’d been ignoring him for the last few weeks. It didn’t matter if he tried to call you in.
He saw your game. You’d hide in the bathroom to keep up appearances. Not wanting to bring attention to everyone else that you were ignoring him.
This was the first time you’d been alone together since that night. You’d been job hunting ever since. Then had a really good interview to work the front desk at this dental office. The pay wasn’t as good and it was going to be hard now that you’d been paying your own rent since your best friend was letting you stay in her spare room, but you needed to get away from him.
It was so quiet. You would have been able to hear a pin drop. As much as you hated having to face him, you had to. You couldn’t hide forever. It wasn’t like you hadn’t been so damn in love with him.
“You can’t,” he mumbled. “I won’t let you.”
You shrugged. “It’s not your choice, Andy.” It was taking you a lot to do this, but you had to.
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slothspaghettiwrites · 15 hours ago
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I AM NOT HANDLING THIS WELL OH MY GOODNESS HOW LONG HAS LAURIE KNOWN?
I'm well invested this. I'm freaking out 😂😂😂😂
Make Him Lose His Mind Every…(Andy Barber Smut)
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The Weekend | Got It Covered For… | Keep Him Satisfied Through… | Make Him Lose His Mind Every… | You Like Nine to Five, I’m…
Suddenly every word he’d ever said had come crashing back down onto you. Like a weight had been blasted onto the top of your shoulders. He’d pinned your arms down so tightly with only one of his hands. No matter how much you tried to fight against him, it was pointless. Then when he’d finally let you orgasm he kept going fucking you through it.
“Be a good girl for me, Baby,” he whispered in your ear. 
You watched the way Laurie’s eyes seemed to not know what to focus on. She settled on him, her husband, fucking you with those strong thrusts in a way he never did to her. Not that the sex between them hadn’t been satisfying, but it was never this raw and animalistic. Then she’d train her eyes on you. A smirk appearing on her face as she watched you struggle as you didn’t want to enjoy what Andy was doing even though he’d made you cum around him.
“If you don’t change your attitude, I’ll punish you,” he said, breathlessly. “Do you want me to punish you in front of Laurie?” He stopped for a minute, but didn’t pull out of you. Just holding you right there still fully seated inside of you.  
“Andy, pl-”
“Y/N,” there was this edge to his voice that he only did when you were really in trouble. Like when you tried to be cute and read his text messages from Laurie. Or when you attempted to leave a hickey on his throat before he could stop you. 
He felt like a giant in that moment compared to you. You almost wanted the ground to swallow you up whole. Did it even matter whatever you had to say because you knew Andy and you knew yourself and you knew that even though his wife was right there watching he still held your world in his hands. 
You glanced over at her. Laurie. His wife. The woman that had just kicked him out for betraying their vows with you after she’d found your purse on his desk. Funny, you could have sworn you left your purse in his pushed in chair.
She rolled her eyes almost playfully, sighing dramatically before chuckling sarcastically. “Oh, so you had no problem being a slut for my husband this whole time, but now that I’m here you’re shy?” Her condescending tone was thick.
“Laurie, I-” you’d started, but Andy cut you off as he pulled his hips back before ramming into you, making you gasp. “Ah!”
“Let Daddy fuck you and then we can talk,” he grunted as he started to fuck you once again with those mind numbingly slow, almost too deep thrusts. You couldn’t help it as your cunt clamped around him. His dick making contact with your cervix at every thrusts. The kind that left you cross-eyed and tongue-tied. “Just shut the fuck up for a minute.”
He kept groaning as he shoved himself  into you. The brat in you wanted to keep fighting, but the good bitch in you that wanted to take his dick was winning because fuck he felt good even like this. It’s not like Laurie was trying to stop you. It felt like you couldn’t wrap your mind around what was going on. It was too much all at once.
Laurie got closer. He finally let go of your hands and you knew that if you tried anything he’d just pin you down again. Those deep thrusts distracting you enough to where you didn’t even want to. As she finally stood beside you, she put her hand on her husband’s bearded cheek before coming to kiss his ear. You bit your lip as he seemed to pick up pace.
He turned his head, capturing her lips with his right there with him still inside you. Their tongues moved against each other like they were putting on a show for you. It was like you were frozen. You wanted to scream at them, yell, cuss him out, but you felt stuck. 
Maybe it was because you felt like you had no right. It’s not like you hadn’t known what you were doing being with a married man. At least she wasn’t smacking you. 
You hated how close you were. You shouldn’t be enjoying this. 
When they finally pulled away, Laurie looked down at you. Watching the way your tits bounced then her eyes dripping down to look at the way her husbands cock was stretching out your poor tiny pussy. 
“Daddy,” you moaned, your juices leaking out with each thrust. Your eyes connected with Laurie’s. Lust had clouded her soft face. You weren’t really sure what you were in for, but your heart felt like it was going to thump out of your chest.
“Andy was right,” she said, leaning down to your level. “You do look cute when he’s fucking you.”
As she took in the scene in front of her, she slid her hand into her pants so she could play with herself. Then she leaned down to press her lips to yours. 
The worst part wasn’t even that you let her. 
It was that you liked it.
“That’s my good girl,” Andy whispered into your ear before starting to kiss your neck.
What the fuck had you gotten yourself into.
Andy had been calling and texting nonstop. Asking where you went. If you were okay. You just couldn’t face them or even him alone right now. Not when your brain was still trying to process everything. You were surprised that they hadn’t heard you leave.
Your best friend was a little irritated at you for waking her up, but she knew you at least had to pick up your car at some point. As she saw your teary eyes when she opened the door, she furrowed her eyebrows before hugging you. “What happened?”
“It’s nothing,” you replied with a sniffle because the lie you’d tried to make up in your head on the way over hadn’t even made since. It felt like your brain wasn’t working passed the memories of last night. You weren’t even sure if you were allowed to be mad at him. It’s not like he wasn’t hers in the first place.
The worst part is that you’d loved everything about last night and that’s what was bothering you the most. That you liked the way her moans sounded accompanying yours like the the two of you were a symphony and he was the conductor. All for him. Because even as the truth finally played out you wanted to please him.
At least you could spend the weekend here. It was better than being alone.
You just didn’t know how you were going to face him on Monday.
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(A/N: I’ve really grown to love this little series even though it was intended to be a one shot. I’ve never really done anything like this before so I’m just kinda figuring it out as I go along. I really hope you enjoyed reading.)
Tagging: @titty-teetee​, @harrysthiccthighss​, @iam-laiya , @zaddychris , @liquorlaughslove , @mariahthelioness29 , @bvssmob​, @smuttywriter​, @bigsisbria​, @donutloverxo​, @queenoftheworldisdead​, @night-of-the-living-shred​, @blackmissfrizzle​, @ilieherecharmed-fics2readnrec​, @atyourbestuareluv-writes​, @abcdestinyyyy​, @islanddgal​, @munteanhore​, @whiskey-cokenfanfic​
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