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bo0tleg · 1 month
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Slider is SO done with their shit.
Colored version and original below the CUT!
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I genuinely saw the image below and was like I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT WE'RE DOING TODAY FERB!
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Hangman almost got in huge f*cking trouble for flying out to save Maverick and Rooster before he was ordered to, but Maverick made a call to Admiral Ron "Slider" Kerner, and all he had to say was "...He's Bradley's Iceman."
...And Slider put an immediate stamp of approval on it and forbid anyone from punishing Lieutenant Seresin for his actions.
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enthyrea · 1 year
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locker room behavior
based on this photoshoot
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callsign-fangirl · 2 years
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Text post as Top Gun 86?
Hangman
Top gun:Maverick
top gun: maverick 2
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Maverick: Look, as a straight man I think—
Iceman: Wait, what did you just call yourself?
Maverick: … A straight man?
Slider: Oh, so we’re just saying things now? As a toaster, I—
Maverick:
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Ice: Me and Maverick are getting married.
Slider: Don't share your personal problems with everyone.
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24hrfrog · 2 years
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Added on HC: when Slider gets drunk he wanders (VERY FAR), normally he has someone with him to make sure he doesn’t but on occasions when they lose the tall guy Ice has to put up with going on scavenger hunts to find him 💀 it gives Ice a headache in the morning but nothing a lil Mav magic cant fix ✨ (or break??? lol)
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stilinskiderek · 1 year
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TOP GUN (1986)
Dir. Tony Scott
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thesadpilotclub · 2 years
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Top Gun Call Signs
In the actual military, no one has a cool call sign. You get your call sign from your unit, and it’s typically because of something stupid you did. So, by that logic, here are the real reasons for Top Gun call signs:
Iceman - Repeatedly slipped on the tarmac.
Maverick - CO told the unit ‘Dumb Fuck’ and ‘Shithead’ were not acceptable call signs, so Pete got to pick his own.
Slider - Walked in to a sliding door.
Rooster - Clumsy fuck who wakes everyone up in the morning.
Goose - Self explanatory.
Bob - Self explanatory.
Wolfman - Has a hairy back.
Hollywood - Uses a disgusting amount of hair spray in the locker room.
Hangman - Shitty speller.
Cyclone - Did too many barrel rolls and puked.
Phoenix - Crashed her plane/ lit something on fire.
Payback - Loses bets.
Coyote - What’s the most expensive way to kill a coyote? With an airplane. (This actually happened to a real pilot btw).
Halo - Ass kisser.
Fanboy - Owns anime figurines.
Merlin - Plays DnD.
Warlock - Ran the DnD campaign.
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k9effect · 1 year
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based off that one b99 meme
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bo0tleg · 16 days
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@lupuslikethewolf I FUCKING DID IT HAHAHAHA
Also, this is all from the same person. All of these iconic phrases, came from the same person.
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(the guys are trying to think of how to get Iceman and Maverick together) Hollywood: We could make one of them jealous? (everybody stares at Hollywood) Hollywood:...What? Wolfman: We can't do that. Merlin: There'd be mass casualties. Wolfman: Maverick would run over his competition with his motorcycle. Slider: Ice would kill his competition with a LOOK.
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cannibalhellhound · 2 months
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I did this
Because Sli deserves more love
And I'm trying to get used to the pain of coloring wings
Nothing else
*cough*titties*cough*
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bonus gosling making a sand castle with his dad's sunglasses
Ron's big ass wings are good sunblockers
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topgunsocial · 2 years
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guess what he ended up getting at ihop guys
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nicbradshw · 1 year
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Mav: Why doesn’t Ice find me sexy when I bite my lip?
Slider: What do you look like when you bite your lip?
Mav: *bites lip*
Slider: ...Have you considered biting your bottom lip instead?
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