Slider is SO done with their shit.
Colored version and original below the CUT!
I genuinely saw the image below and was like I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT WE'RE DOING TODAY FERB!
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Hangman almost got in huge f*cking trouble for flying out to save Maverick and Rooster before he was ordered to, but Maverick made a call to Admiral Ron "Slider" Kerner, and all he had to say was "...He's Bradley's Iceman."
...And Slider put an immediate stamp of approval on it and forbid anyone from punishing Lieutenant Seresin for his actions.
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Maverick: Look, as a straight man I think—
Iceman: Wait, what did you just call yourself?
Maverick: … A straight man?
Slider: Oh, so we’re just saying things now? As a toaster, I—
Maverick:
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Top Gun Call Signs
In the actual military, no one has a cool call sign. You get your call sign from your unit, and it’s typically because of something stupid you did. So, by that logic, here are the real reasons for Top Gun call signs:
Iceman - Repeatedly slipped on the tarmac.
Maverick - CO told the unit ‘Dumb Fuck’ and ‘Shithead’ were not acceptable call signs, so Pete got to pick his own.
Slider - Walked in to a sliding door.
Rooster - Clumsy fuck who wakes everyone up in the morning.
Goose - Self explanatory.
Bob - Self explanatory.
Wolfman - Has a hairy back.
Hollywood - Uses a disgusting amount of hair spray in the locker room.
Hangman - Shitty speller.
Cyclone - Did too many barrel rolls and puked.
Phoenix - Crashed her plane/ lit something on fire.
Payback - Loses bets.
Coyote - What’s the most expensive way to kill a coyote? With an airplane. (This actually happened to a real pilot btw).
Halo - Ass kisser.
Fanboy - Owns anime figurines.
Merlin - Plays DnD.
Warlock - Ran the DnD campaign.
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(the guys are trying to think of how to get Iceman and Maverick together)
Hollywood: We could make one of them jealous?
(everybody stares at Hollywood)
Hollywood:...What?
Wolfman: We can't do that.
Merlin: There'd be mass casualties.
Wolfman: Maverick would run over his competition with his motorcycle.
Slider: Ice would kill his competition with a LOOK.
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Mav: Why doesn’t Ice find me sexy when I bite my lip?
Slider: What do you look like when you bite your lip?
Mav: *bites lip*
Slider: ...Have you considered biting your bottom lip instead?
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