#sidetracked CONSTANTLY

[burgerkingwhoppermeal]

already researching possible writing tools for a conculture i havent even thought about yet and a conlang i havent even finished the phonology for. did anyone else know that you can use red cabbages for ph indication tests. crucial info

on the anthocyanin page trying to figure out how it would scientifically make sense for a conculture to use berries for writing pigment like im being forced to do it and i cant just make it a thing because i want to

#sidetracked CONSTANTLY #work on the conlang already!! im waiting #your google sheets tab is sitting there lonely #and youre sitting here thinking about harvesting blueberries #who else wants to go out into the forest with a basket and harvest some blueberries btw #conlang #linguistics #conculture

[good-to-drive]

I hope it's not obvious that I made this blog just to slowly bait and switch beatles fans into following a Norm Macdonald blog

#the beatles #norm macdonald #kidding..... kinda #i did make this account for Beatles stuff #and then got slowly sidetracked by norm macdonald #i try not to constantly post about him but I'll admit that I post about him a lot

[aguineapigcouldntdothis]

ive absolutely learnt a lot about zionism from consistently researching it more these past few years. i learn new things all the time and my knowledge of the subject is forever improving. however, the more i learn, the more aware i am of how much shit i dont know. at this point in my study of zionism im slowly moving from "vague things i dont understand" to "very specific questions i dont have any answer to". tbh it's so much fun finally having a decent enough grasp on zionism that im able to ask specific questions that can guide my studies. will i actually be able to answer these questions? i have absolutely no idea! ill absolutely try my best though and ill probably come up with a bajillion more questions in the process

#jumblr #jewish #i think it might be fun to write posts about researching specific questions abt zionism #just trying to figure out the answer for things #and getting constantly sidetracked #yall can observe my confusion #i do love this though it's so exciting to kinda understand what it is i dont know

[civettictis]

the jolly good fellow

#erwin reanna schrodinger #schrodinger #schrodinger hi3 #honkai impact 3rd #hi3 #honkai impact #honkai #schrodinger brainrot #anti entropy #hi3 fanart #schrodinger fanart #i constantly get sidetracked from one Schrodinger drawing to work on another. #i don't like this one very much but oh well #i genuinely feel distress when i don't draw her atp #civettictis art tag

[deadn30n]

as someone with audhd i often times struggle to keep consistent ooc chatter in dms/ims esp as of late bc i'm still going through a breakup, so i'm sorry if i don't respond quickly, or sometimes for days at a time. it's nothing against you, it's just how i am. i promise i'm interested, i'm just not the most savvy at conversations or keeping them rolling at times

#« ooc tag. » #✌ #nothing's happened it's just a note i feel i have to put out there #bc i constantly feel bad about not replying straight away #i get sidetracked easily and am incredibly forgetful #sldfkjghd #i understand that can make forging a friendship difficult #but i promise i'm trying and i'm definitely interested orz #conversations are just my weakest point

[deeenjoyer]

because fx is now a disney property (lol) i feel like we should get a “gang goes to disney world” episode. although knowing sunny it probably wouldn’t be a *glowing* endorsement of the mouse overlords so all the more reason for them to do it

#mac is a disney adult #charlie gets sidetracked immediately and brings his green man suit #dennis and dee bond over hating it #and constantly bitch about the lines and all the kids everywhere #frank gets stuck behind the scenes and breaks the entire park #disclaimer ​i have been to disney world one time in my life and there was a tornado #iasip #its always sunny in philadelphia

[alectology-archive]

the erotic tension between me and the unread copy of moby dick on my bedstand

#I’ve been trying to get into her since may but I’ve been constantly sidetracked :( #text

[qualityrain]

cursed with attachment to side characters

#my art #doodle #doodles #leila cleo #jackal content in chap 32? 🥺🥺🥺 pls mhy #honkai impact #im sorry all i do is shitpost isjsjsjs #its tough being a ws officer stan but its honest work✨✨ #sorry i just think owl and raven dynamic is so fucking funny like we domt see raven this done with somebody constantly #like rita and her were passive aggressively insulting each other mei is like rude to her in er or smth and shes fine its just him #i point and say that’s sibling energy #rip to raven u und how a younger brother is like now #sorry i got sidetracked lol #natasha cioara #chen tianwu #honkai impact 3rd #honkai raven #honkai jackal #honkai owl

[melodiccudgels]

i would love to insane post about bg3 however i need to finish the game first and im still only in act 1 </3

#txt #i keep getting sidetracked and playing w friends so im just constantly circling around act 1 #but im nearing the end of it in my main save. just keep fucking up a boss fight </3 #astarion.......

[marshmellowtea]

i don’t. really think this is canon based except for maybe a couple of instances i could theoretically extrapolate a little too hard on if i wanted but i really like the idea of dark being an “ends justify the means” kind of person-entity-thing, and i really like the idea of that trait mostly coming from damien, rather than celine. 

this thought’s partially inspired by @rosesimping's comment on this post about how damien might’ve asked mark to rig the election for him—i like the idea that he would do something so underhanded and kind of criminal, and the thing is, i don’t even think he’d necessarily be doing it for selfish reasons. if you asked him why, i think he would tell you that he wanted to make tangible change for the city, that he wanted to help people, and if he had to do something dirty to make sure he could do that then so be it. and the thing with that is i think he’d be telling the truth! obviously the money and power that comes with being mayor isn’t unwelcome, but i genuinely think he would be able to look someone in the eyes and sincerely say yes, i did this because i thought i could help people, i want to contribute to the greater good somehow and i thought this would be the best way to do it. 

but, of course, doing immoral acts for the sake of the greater good doesn’t always make them stop being immoral. and circling back to dark, what happens when your motivations aren’t exactly pure of heart? i think their quest for revenge is understandable, but that doesn’t necessarily make it the right thing to do, nor does that mean they’re not using harmful methods to achieve said quest. i think if they ever tapped into that disregard for what’s right for the sake of their goals, that utter ruthlessness, they could actually be a truly formidable villain. of course, that would mean they’d have to get off their ass and actually do something for once, and who knows if that’ll ever happen ahgkldjsagkl

#i've been sitting on this post for gd forever. may as well post it now hglkdsjflk #anyway i do kind of have an angsty reason for why dark hasn’t done the one thing they set out to do yet #but it’s also funny to imagine this pathetic wet beast of an entity just constantly getting sidetracked #bc they have the attention span of a gnat lmao #markiplier #who killed markiplier #damien the mayor #darkiplier #marshy speaks #also rosesimping sorry for the @ i hope i’m not bothering you hfhcdhcd #i can take it off if you want i just wanted to give you credit for the inspiration

[hollow-indigo]

I have a self-insert for this deltarune au of mine. Her name will not be shared because of... personal reasons. She has a... really sucky... life (abuse and other forms of mistreatment). I ship her (and, to an extent, myself) with Kris. Don't worry about me, my life is a lot better than hers. She just reflects my loneliness and fear of getting hurt by those close to me.

...

what do you think of this?

- the bagel anon 🥯🥯🥯

well, if you came here for advice or validation I have neither really- self inserts are nice, I mean, half of my ocs could be considered as such, and I have no place to judge an insert because I would then, in a way, be judging the writer as well. if however I didn’t have the knowledge that this was a self insert, I would be just as fine with her and have no advice.

(of course, an exception would be mary sue’s. you’re fine to write as you please, but understand that every great character has weaknesses in one way or another and aren’t supposed to be perfect)

#grape flavored ramblings #I am a bit of a hypocrite because Echo can literally do no wrong but it’s not like they constantly save the world and such I suppose so- #anyway. got a bit sidetracked

[lualamina]

Busywork [Jeritza & Kana]

A strange request, nay, a demand has come in for the school of Garreg Mach: a wealthy noble has apparently misplaced one of her pets, and she wants him back. He’s about six feet tall, hairy, orange, and has a face only a mother could love… according to her servant’s pleading description. Last she saw him, they’d been traveling near the Sealed Forest. Great! So all you have to do is track him down then and wait, hold up– is that a monkey? Why is it charging right for you? And why’s it wielding a sword?! … Oh, don’t forget, if you harm a hair on her pet’s head, she will have yours on a plate in return. [Grants Sword +1]

Starter for @dragon-kiddos

This would have been easier if he could slay it. That was what Jeritza found himself thinking, vaguely in a voice that wasn’t quite his own, as he stood before the unusual pet whose capture had been commissioned by some Imperial noble in the south. It was covered from head to toe in bright orange hair, and in one of its hands - the bald palms and fingers of which were too humanlike not to conjure thoughts of werebeasts - it grasped an impressive sword of polished silver. Some sort of ceremonial blade, perhaps, or a souvenir from a far-off land, still a virgin to the taste of blood, yet wielded as a tool of war all the same. The creature had some semblance of form - whether by the coincidence of ignorance or deliberately trained, it mattered not to the darkness that pressed eagerly against the bars of his heart. Kill it. Kill it. The voice echoed, not in his head, but somewhere deeper. Blood craving blood. Gloved fingers tightened around the hilt of the iron blade in his right hand but Jeritza would not relinquish the key to its prison, not while a student entrusted to his care remained by his side. It would be easier to kill it. To give in. But orders and circumstances forbid him from it.

The student was no longer the boy who had followed him into the forest though. Jeritza can’t remember when he changed, or why. The adrenaline of the hunt and the thrill of battle always stole his memories away in patches more infuriating than if they were wiped clean entirely. But he knew with an inexplicable certainty that the scaled monster that waited beside him was his charge for the time being, though he looked too much like the wild beasts that roamed Fódlan’s countryside to be a comforting ally. Twigs underfoot snapped through the silence as Jeritza moved back a few steps and shifted to keep both beasts in his line of sight. Otherwise, the forest was still and quiet.

“We have found it, so now we m—“

With a shriek, the orange ape leapt for a branch and long arms carried it swiftly up toward the canopy, sword now held by the toes of one foot. A groaning sigh rumbled from Jeritza’s throat as he watched it flee overhead, his own blade lowering to his side. It was armed and yet it still chose the craven’s path. Disappointing. He considered the trees for a moment, their target all but disappearing through the leaves, but decided to leave it to its escape for the time being. He turned to the transfigured student.

“If you are able to understand me, tell me of the powers you possess. They may prove… useful.”

#thread : busywork #mission season: prologue #dragon kiddos #// jeritza's internal monologue like: constantly gets sidetracked

[munch-mumbles]

google how do you comfortably read real books in bed. google. please

#I WANT TO FUCKING REEAAADDDD METRO 2033 #but whenever i try i either get distracted or very often just get uncomfortable grrr. i wanna read in bed but i can never get comfy #i could just try reading at my desk but. alas. my computers right here. and im weak willed #the way i talk about getting constantly distracted youd think im not interested in metro I AM THIS IS JUST MY CURSE #mumbling #edit while im here actually im wanting to actually read metro for obvious reasons but also the Lack of Inspiration to Make Anything has bee #very strong again lately.... and i think its in part because i dont consume very much art #like most of my free time is just. scrolling and watching. not to be mean but Slop on youtube #and then sitting here staring at a blank csp page wondering why i want but Dont Want to draw anything #its been a long long time since i GENUINELY ENJOYED drawing something its hard to find pleasure in the process #which makes me sad. i miss enjoying the act of creation itself #I GOT SIDETRACKED.

[thehardkandy]

older brothers are dealing with Gamer Strife where this one fuckin guy just felt so entitled to their time that he's sending absolute walls of text about being "snubbed" because they did a single destiny dungeon without him. and this man is 40-50 years old

and so im giving them all the sage words I can ("he's a dumb ass, stop talking to him") from my endless experience of MMORPG gamer drama because this isnt even the first, or the second, or the third, blow up from this guy within the last 2-3 months

#like it's beyond stupid there's constantly drama from this guy #he literally attended my oldest brother's wedding in the summer #theyve known each other that long #middle brother met him then and theyve been gaming together since #but it sounds like any time they do a single activity alone or together without him getting informed he seems to have a meltdown #instead of having the normal adult reaction of 'oh i would also like to do that! would you mind letting me know next time you go?' #i have to work like an extra half hour today because i got so sidetracked hearng about how stupid all this is #and impressing. that most of the time these people do not grow out of it when it is at this degree if previous resolutions never stuck #it's one thing if someone's brain is having a moment and they can kinda work things out when in a more level state so it doesnt happen agai #but when it just keeps goign and going and going #you gotta stop

[annoyingyellowhouse]

Måneskin’s new album is called RUSH! and by the quality of it I don’t think it’s coincidental

#I mean they have been touring and releasing new music constantly since the esc #also the album cover is a girl skipping over them #like skipping some steps #sidetracking the actual band #idk i'm just thinking #isn't a very good album #i'm sad

[softshuji]

Yeah fine, just take them and go. Why would we cuff them, where would we even get cuffs from!? Who just walks around with them!?

-Chifuyu

...well I don't know I've been handcuffed twice by different people since I got here on random occasions. Isn't it normal for gang members to do that? A precautionary measure no? I'm pretty sure sanzu and hanma both carry them at all times.

#hals character anons #we always get sidetracked when we talk don't we #we'd be the best bffs we judge each other constantly we get sidetracked all the time