Why do I feel like the only reason sid isn't there is just to troll Nate
because you are a sensible human being and all evidence points to precisely this
@ronandhermy with the best point w some embellishing from me as we are wont to do:
you all want to call me old old old old OLD??? why tf am i gonna show up to hosts announcing "oldest 2024 all-star drafted 1st overall by his boyfriend, his biggest fan" when i could just continue freewheelin big grin outdoor rink solo skating in montana against a backdrop of beautiful snowcapped mountains?? ohhh that's right, I'll give em the opposite of old... *evil machinations commence *calls upon his army of tiny adorable hockeys. I'll give you sid the kid... and whoops no cell service in montana oh noes...