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jojotier · 1 year
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genuinely my mental health and my outlook on life became much better when i started actively trying to find the good in humanity and viewing people as inherently capable of love
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pokesam · 1 year
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twiyor is so funny to me its like
if we were to compare their prospective romantic relationship to, say, going down a flight of stairs:
yor is heading down at a casual pace, maybe looking around at the scenery, taking care not to miss any steps; she’s not going fast enough to say that she 💕✨ loves✨💕 him, but she fancies him, obviously. she wouldn’t get that specifically jealous of his interactions with fiona otherwise. hes handsome, kind, respectful, skilled, and has given her a place in his family, of course she’d be crushing a bit. so she’s taking her time, not in a rush to reach the bottom.
loid on the other hand has tripped over the first step, is tumbling down at speeds that could rival a vehicle and isnt even aware that he’s currently hurtling towards the bottom landing. but he’ll tell you he’s absolutely not falling down a flight of stairs, even though he jumped at the chance to honeypot with no tactical or logical advantage once she revealed even a smidgen of romantic interest. like he straight up associates her with a ‘safe space’ hello??????
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welpthatdidntwork · 3 months
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okay new fantasy high theory: the vulture is the rogue teacher
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iishmael · 8 months
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god literary fiction and high literature is all good and well but nothing. On this entire planet. Compares to a good fucking fanfic
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deardarlingdevil · 5 months
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Checked the Raphael/Tav tag on AO3 and discovering I was the first to post on the tag and was one of the few posting works for it before the full game came out... I was in deep the Raphael rabbit hole huh
Now there's so much wonderful fics about him but I can't find the time to read all of them I've had friends/moots tell me those early days were the blueprint for future fics and my art and fics inspired them, but right now I'm feeling a little left behind oof
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olways-lichrichure · 8 months
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Finished playing the first two games of the Zero Escape series and fellas is it worth playing the third bc I'm seeing very mixed reviews on it
Tbh probably will still play it bc I want The Lore TM but like yeah I'm vaguely curious if I should stop while I'm ahead
This series is making me unwell I need to put these characters under a microscope and study them
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isamstupid · 5 months
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After centuries of learning, going back through time and doing everything, and sacrificing , loki finally saw thor in the timeline , he saw how much his death hurt him, how much it actually destroyed him. And how he went on to meet his mum once again, loki saw his mom once again he saw how is brother loved and lost then found love, a little kid powerful than them .
I just wish thor knew what great purpose loki worked for , but he knew right, he always knew.
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hethey-doomguy · 2 years
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Someone should do "Morbius Daily" where they break down the entirety of the movie into uploadable individual gifs and uploads one every day until cumulatively you've seen the whole movie, one gif at a time
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hamsamwich23 · 4 months
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Hey people!!! Don't fucking do this
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I said on my post that if I'm uncomfortable I have the right to refuse something, don't pull this shit with me
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qquicksllver · 2 months
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keep my dad in your thoughts please he was hospitalized yesterday with pneumonia and he's a smoker so I'm really worried about him. he seems to be doing okay at the moment but things can go south fast. 💔
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rumlnated · 4 months
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watched priscilla and here’s my thoughts:
1) jacob elordi and cailee spaeny are so attractive and the wardrobe team made them serve cunt most of the time
2) my god what a shady beginning to how they met. wym some rando singled her out and was like “you wanna go to elvis’ house? you are 14 years old btw”
3) i need to watch bts footage of jacob being nice to cailee the same way i need to watch bts footage of horror movies to make sure none of the actors actually died
4) the height difference between the 2 actors worked out very well for the movie (she is so short and he is so freakishly tall) because he always gave this menacing/overpowering aura even when he was not being unkind. but asking about their height difference irl to the real actors irks me so bad.
5) elvis presley was a fucking loserrrrrrrr
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olsenmyolsen · 1 year
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Shit
Part 13 of On The Inside With Elizabeth Olsen
Word Count: ~4.2K
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Y/N POV
I smile down at my phone after just sending a text to the twins, letting them know I made it home. I don't even remember the ride back. My mind was too preoccupied thinking about Liz and the things I wanted to say to her. But yet here I am standing with my back to the closed front door.
I take a look at the state my studio apartment is in. "Shit." To my disappointment, it hasn't been magically cleaned and organized, so with another day off, I think it's time to do something useful for myself and clean this place up.
I place the tote bag I had on my shoulder onto my couch before kicking off my new Birkenstocks and making my way into my bathroom. I rummage through my medicine cabinet before finding the ibuprofen bottle. I dump three in my hand and turn on the sink. I throw the pills into my mouth and cup a handful of water, lifting it to my mouth before I swallow it, letting that NY tap water work its way down my throat.
My head isn't killing me like before, but this will still help. I turn off the sink and walk into my bedroom. I yank off the jeans MK gave me and my underwear, adding them to my wash pile before slipping on a pair of basketball shorts and cozy socks.
I make my way back into the living room area, load up my Cleaning on a Sunday morning vibe playlist, set my phone down on my cheap wooden coffee table, and get to work.
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Just over an hour later, I am sweating as if I had just run a marathon. I smile to myself. I have the wash going, the living room cleaned, and the bedroom spotless, except for the piles of stuff that shouldn't be moved because I know exactly what's in there and how I like it. The bathroom still needs work, but eh.
I grab my phone and stop the playlist to look at my messages. I got a message back from Ash but not MK in the twins and mine group chat appropriately named Y/N & Twins. Ash came up with it until we pick something else.
In addition to Ash's message, I got a message from Max, so instead of replying, I just decided to shoot her a call. Why not? I got time. After a few rings, she answers.
Max: What up Bitch!
Y/N: Sup! Just got done cleaning my place.
M: Ew. You're cleaning instead of spending time with the Olsen twins? If Mary-Kate had texted me that you'd leave her and be cleaning today I would've made sure your ass came into work.
Y: Well, too late. And yes, I cleaned. I got home and realized what a shit show it was. Plus, if it's not clean, how in the hell will we watch the MCU?
I get no response a part of me is worried the call dropped.
Y: Max?
M: Are you serious?
Y/N: About?
M: Watching the rest of the MCU because I don't want you to get attached and then have Liz-
Y: No. No, it's okay. Plus, I think I'm going to try and talk to her.
I hear a sharp intake of breath over the phone.
M: Fuck, dude, really?
I pause.
Y: Yeah... Anyways! What do you say movie tonight? My place. Captain...
Damn, what's the character's name? 
M: Marvel! Captain Marvel! Yes, James and I will be there arroooouuunnndd 6:30/7. Maybe do a double feature tonight?
I nod.
M: Y/N?
Y: Oh yeah, sorry. Sounds good.
M: Yes! Time to prove to my little bitch of a brother how badass she is. Okay, see you tonight Y/N!
Just like that, the call ends. So now I'm left sitting by myself alone in my living room. I look around my studio apartment. Before living here, I had a place with Naomi; before that, it was my place at college.
I get a little sad as I look around the space. I realize it's because I spent a long time with someone who never let me be fully me. I see that now as I look at the empty spots on my shelves and tables. I take note.
I know I have a lot of things back home with my mom that I wouldn't mind having back into my life, but that means calling my mom, and let's not forget last time she spoke, she wanted our next call to be about my future and all that business. Because God forbid, I don't go back to school and decide that I want to work at a coffee shop.
So in the meantime, I open my Amazon app and purchase a few small things to add to my space. I think about getting a plant, but that's never worked out well in the past. You know how people have green thumbs? Call me Grey Thumbs. Plus, I wouldn't even know what to get.
God, I'm such a bad lesbian.
A smile comes across my face because I know exactly who could help me.
I open up my text conversation with Liz. My eyes gaze over the last words she sent to me. "Wow." She tried last night. After a minute of thought, I jokingly type the message:
"Got any plant rec?"
I laugh to myself about how stupid this is. I hover over the send button before backspacing and deleting the message. And before I can contemplate what else to do or say, I catch a whiff of something. I breathe in through my nose again. "What the hell is that?"
My eyes get a bit bigger as I look down at myself. I open my shirt and take a sniff. "Oh my God!" A night out, a wet dream, and one clean apartment later makes you this freaking stinky.
I quickly run to my washing machine and chuck in the clothes I have on before sprinting my naked ass to the bathroom in an effort to get rid of my smell.
Liz POV
After my call with MK, I didn't hear from her until Ash texted our shared group chat named Thing 1, Thing 2 & Lizard.
Ash: Hey sis MK just got back from helping Y/N downstairs Ash: 😏
MK: Ewww Ash! MK: Anyways! She's free from our clutches now
Thank you both! I'm somewhat busy atm so I'll call you guys when I do it
Ash: 💕
It being calling Y/N.
And I lied to the girls. I'm not busy today. Today is my final day to relax before I go back to filming for the next couple of weeks. And so far, all I've done is stress myself out, be on my secret social media accounts, and order room service breakfast which wasn't the best, but oh well.
It's now around 4pm London time, and I have yet to hear from Y/N, meaning if she is going to call, it will probably be late tonight. I huff and roll onto my back. At the edge of the bed is the half-eaten tray of food. My face looks disgusted, but my stomach speaks up. I think my stomach needs more food. Better food!
For the first time today, I get out of bed and plan to stay out of it for more than 5 minutes. I place my hair into a makeshift bun as I waltz myself into the bathroom. I look myself up and down before washing my face. Yes, I do it every night, but I feel gross, which will help wake me up from my afternoon tiredness. In addition to that, I quickly run the ZIP Beauty Device over my face. Once finished, I promptly examine myself. I smile at a job well done.
I make my way into the main room and throw my suitcase open in search of my comfy clothes section. After a rifle through it, I find it! One my favorite sweaters ever! My navy NYU sweater. I take off the clothes I've spent all day in, in favor of my NYU sweater and a pair of form-fitting sweatpants. I make sure I have everything phone, sunglasses, wallet, hotel key, and a black hat before slipping on my black birks, heading out the door.
Within minutes I'm down and walking around the streets of London. Thankfully no paparazzi seem to know that I'm back in the country or if they do, I don't see them.
I do love the city, but I enjoy the small towns more. That's why Robbie and I got the house in Richmond. I'd love to walk around and familiarize myself with the area whenever I had free time. I've also done that here before. Like in 2014, when we were shooting for Age of Ultron, I loved it.
I've been in my own little world for a while. I didn't even realize that my stomach had taken me to a place I hadn't thought of in years. It's this bistro called Padella; it's not the crème da la crème, but the pasta they serve is something that wooed me over from day one. And the little tarts they have - perfect.
The second I enter the, it's like I'm back to 2014, Lizzie. I'm led to the same table I use to get. I give the waitress the same order I use to give. I look around at the few people here at the same time as me. I look at each individual person and think of the reasons they're here. Ya, know people watching, coming up with stories for each of them.
I laugh at the silly scenario I just came up with for the older man with the red beanie in the corner. As I compose myself, I feel something I haven't felt since the last day alone I had with Y/N. Bliss. Happiness. Those feelings I want to share.
Y/N POV
After my long and hot shower, I got dressed like usual. Opting for a more casual fit. Black slim track pants and an oversized pocket tee. Now I find myself staring at my text messages between Sam and I. Just like I have been for the last couple of minutes.
Sam 🫐 Today 8:48 AM
Hey Y/N! So I just got a text from Max. You might not be coming in today?? Is this because of last night? Once again, I'm sorry, like really fucking sorry. Whenever you see this, please text me back.
Sam 🫐 Today 2:16 PM
Hey Are you free?
I close out of my phone. I'm a little nervous about trying to meet with Sam. How they acted, last night was not cool. Yes, I know how MK was, but at the same time, I literally just met and worked with Sam. For her to assume we'd become anything more right off the bat is a little worrying.
I laugh to myself. Maybe I'm the hottest bitch around and never realized it.
My phone buzzes in my hand. It's Sam.
Sam 🫐 Today 2:16 PM
Hey Are you free?
Yes I'm on my way home now. You okay?
Yeah I was wondering if you wanted to meet up and talk?
Sure. Where would you like to meet up?
I think about that. There's a little diner near me. I was like a regular after Naomi. They have these tarts that I used to consume like it was my job.
Is here good? (address attached)
Yeah. Give me like a good half hour. See ya there!
I exit my text messages. I want to stay friends with Sam, but I don't want her around if she is going to be a problem. That sounds mean, but we know how people can be. Plus, she knows about my connection with the Olsens. We didn't try and hide it, but still, I need to make sure Sam doesn't try and blow everything out of proportion.
I look down at my phone again. I click on the clock app. I move my finger over the world clock adding in the location, London, England.
"Damn," I mutter to myself. I don't know how many hours I thought England was ahead, but 5 seems fitting. So for Liz, it's 7:17pm. Meaning, if I want to call her, it will have to be sooner than I want. I roll my eyes and throw my head back. I let out a big yawn. I didn't know I had hiding. I close my eyes and succumb to a nap I didn't know I wanted.
Liz POV
The walk back to the hotel from Padella was more eventful than the walk to Padella. After leaving the spot, I decided to spend stop by a new wine bar. It's quiet on the inside, and it's clear this place is designed for an older crowd. I remove my sunglasses and hat.
The lady behind the counter gave me a monologue about the array of wines they carry and how different each one was. I appreciated hearing it, and I like the amount of care she has, but all I want is a glass of red.
I let the woman choose an excellent wine for me and thank her once it's in my hand. This place has rows and rows of books free for anyone to use. I find a book that's probably been taught in every English class know to man. The Great Gatsby. It's a classic, so I pick it up and place myself in a cozy corner.
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A few chapters and an empty glass later, I feel a pair of eyes on me. I'm used to it, but today I haven't had to experience it yet, so I close the book and search for whoever is looking at me.
It doesn't take long because they're still staring. It's a younger woman. Early twenties, black hair, tight ponytail. She reminds me a lot of a certain Age of Ultron character. They're cute, but she's no Y/N.
The woman smiles at me as I assess them. I offer a friendly nod and wave that she mistakes for an invitation to join me at my table. I frown slightly as the woman becomes closer and closer. Luckily they don't see it as much as I like my personal time. I'd hate for a fan to feel unwelcome and disrespected. Yes, it's weird, but that's just being famous.
The woman walks up to my table, clearly anxious. "Hi, I hope it's okay, but could I get a picture?" She holds her phone and asks in that English accent we know so well.
I don't want a picture taken of me right now. But she's being kind. I stay seated and give the younger woman a gentle smile. "No. I'm sorry." I watch the girl's body deflate. "But if you'd like to join me, we can talk for a minute, and I can sign something for you." The girl immediately gets a smile and sits down across from me. "Oh my gosh! Really? Thank you!"
I hold my hand out to her. "Lizzie." The girl laughs. "I know." She takes my hand and shakes it. "Y/N."
You gotta be sitting me.
I lean toward her and pretend I didn't catch the name. "Sorry?" "Y/N." Our hands part. Yep, that's her name. What are the odds? "I feel like I should ask what brings you to London?" Other Y/N jumps right into it.
"You know how it goes." I look around. "Kevin's snipers are always watching." I offer a little chuckle. Thankfully Y/N gets the reference and laughs too. "Well, I have to say I loved you in WandaVision you're a shoo-in for an Emmy!"
I beg to differ. "No one does a Marvel job and thinks that you're going to get nominated for something." "You never know!" Other Y/N is starting to break out of her shell, and it's to know I can make fans feel that well.
The silence is starting to cloud us. "Is there anything I can sign for you?" I ask, trying to move this along. I watch as the girl across from me starts searching her bag. It looks like she might come up empty, so I look down at the book she brought over with her. Little Women. I love this book and what Florence did in the most recent movie adaptation made me so proud.
I slide it over to me and open the cover. It has a little excerpt in it from her mother. Before I have a chance to read it, the girl stops me. "Oh yeah, you can sign that!" I smile over at the girl as she hands me a Sharpie. I flip over to the title page of the book and sign it: Lizzie O. ❤️
I close the book and give her back her Sharpie. She holds the book up to her chest and smiles at me. "Thank you so much!" She's beyond giddy! "No problem. Just don't sell it or anything." I say the last bit in my Sokovian accent, causing the younger woman to be unable to speak. Instead, she nods her head as I start packing up my things. I return Gatsby back to where I found him and wave bye to Y/N as I walk out of the wine bar.
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As I walk into my hotel, I look at my phone; it's now almost 8pm, and I still have nothing from Y/N. So I guess it's up to me.
Y/N POV
I don't know what is vibrating my boobs right now, but if it doesn't stop, I swear it's catching these hands. I peel one eye open and see it's my phone. I grab it and see I'm getting a phone call.
"Hello?" I say while yawning.
Sam: Finally! I thought you were setting me up!
Y/N: Sam?
Sam: Yeah?
Y: What time is it?
I groggily ask. Oh, shit, wait!
Y: What time is it!!
I pull my phone away from my face. Fuck I was supposed to meet Sam fifteen minutes ago!
Y: Shit! Sam, sorry I passed out! I promise I'm coming right now. Don't leave!
Before I give Sam a chance to speak up, I end the call and grab everything I need before heading out. Sunglasses, hat, wallet, keys, and my phone.
I run out the door before running back in, realizing I never put my shoes on. I come back in and slip on my red vans. I take one last look around my place before once again leaving.
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I haven't run this fast since track in high school. I burst into the little shop and instantly see Sam. She's sitting at the counter in front of all the tarts and pies they sell.
I give her a wave as I catch my breath. Sam looks me up and down. "Dude, did you run here?" I nod, reaching out for what I assume is Sam's water. Sam opens her mouth but doesn't say anything. I chug and chug the water until it's gone. "Sorry. But yes! I didn't mean to be late. Thanks for the water. I'll get you a new one." I let out as fast as I could as I felt the water land in my stomach.
"That was here and when I got here." Sam points to the empty water glass. My face becomes flushed with disgust, and my mouth dry. "Wha-" "I'm just fucking with you. Come sit down!" Sam pats the stool next to her. I can tell by Sam's reaction that a look of relief came over me. "Sorry, I just had to get you for being late." I sit down and look at her. "Valid."
A man walks up to us and asks for our order. Since I'm tired, I order water, black coffee, and a lemon tart. I turn to Sam, looking over the menu on the wall that hasn't changed in over 70 years. Well, the prices have. Sam orders a coke and a piece of apple pie. The man gives a warm grunt and walks away.
I look over to Sam. "Once again, sorry about being late." She nods her head. "It's okay." The elephant in the room has made itself known as silence surrounds us.
"So uh-"
"Sam I-"
We both start but stop and end up laughing at our miscommunication. Sam raises her hand to go first. "Y/N. I just want to apologize for how I acted last night." She quickly paused and purses her lips before continuing.
"It's just that the day you came into work and looked me in the eyes. You looked at me how I wish everyone looked at me. I just felt this instant connection to you, and trust me, I know that sounds super weird and stalkery, but it's true. As the day went on, you and I worked as one. We clicked!"
I go to stop Sam, but I don't. Because I know the exact feeling, she is talking about.
"And then once I saw that dirty blonde with her arm wrapped around you, I got so jealous and mad at myself. But then when-" Sam stops and looks at people around us before turning back to me. "When I figured out the blonde was Mary-Kate-" Sam whispers when she says MK's name.
"That's when it all clicked. That's when I figured out why you looked so familiar. I've seen the articles!" Sam puts her head into her hands before pulling it back to face me. To make sure, I look into her blue eyes.
"I'm sorry. I'm so sorry for being so fucking rude to you. All you did was be nice; I took that to mean something else. That's unfair to you, to Max, to the Olsens. I'm just so incredibly sorry! And don't worry, I won't ever tell anyone you know them or anything."
Sam finally finished, and she looks so fragile. It's like the stress of the conversation was keeping her up. I stand up and hug her from behind. I only let go when she squeezes my hand. I sit back down on the stool next to me. "I forgive you, Sam. Trust me. I know what it's like. So it's okay." I don't go into details or let my forgiveness go on any longer. Sam smiles. "Friends?" I chuckle because, yes, "friends."
We smile at each other just as our food and drinks arrive. After a bite of one another's treats, we start to learn more about one another to become better friends.
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"Text me when you get home, so I know you're safe!" I yell out to Sam as she gets farther and farther away. "You too!" Her and I wave before focusing on our own routes home.
After two blocks, I pull out my phone and decide to let the twins know that I spoke to Sam. Not surprisingly, Ash responds instantly.
Y/N & Twins 4:02 PM
Spoke to Sam Everything's cool now She says sorry to you MK as well she felt awful
Ash: Awww well I'm happy you two figured it out
I wait for a text from MK, but it doesn't come. She hasn't talked in this chat all day. Maybe she's busy? Oh well, I won't sweat it. I go on about my walk back home.
Liz POV
It's now after 9, and with my call time being in twelve hours, I need to be in bed now! I've already done my nightly routine, but all that's left is for me to go to bed, put my head on my pillow and sleep, but that last step is the tricky part.
I can't drift off and sleep without thinking about Y/N. I let out a frustrating noise as I reach for my phone. I look at the blank screen. No calls. No texts. No emails. Nothing from Y/N.
"Screw it." I let out before reaching her name in my contacts. I click on it and hit the call button.
Y/N POV
I make it back to my apartment in one piece and let Sam know I'm safe. I start getting a few things ready for tonight's movie fest. Nothing major just extra pillows and blankets I have stored in my closet since it's going to be Max, James, and I tonight.
I flip on my tv since I have time to kill. I go to the Netflix app to put on New Girl when a movie thumbnail catches my eye. I furrow my brows and walk closer to my tv screen. "Liz?"
Netflix doesn't let me get a better look. Instead, it does the auto-play thing that I hate and starts playing this movie called Wind River. I know I have time before Max and James get here, so I decide to let the movie play.
I can feel myself getting pulled into this movie only five minutes in. However, I feel my phone buzz next to me, breaking me out. I pause the movie, answering my phone and expecting Max.
Y/N: What up whore?
There's a long pause before I hear Max's breath come through my phone.
Y: Max?
Liz: Y/N?
I pull my phone back from my face because that's not Max. My eyes go wide, and my face goes red, realizing what I've done.
I open my mouth, but nothing is happening.
Oh my God, I can't breathe!
Speak!!!
Y: Liz!? I- Oh- I'm so sorry I-
Before I can continue, her angelic voice cuts me off.
Liz: Y/N I-
Part 14
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pokesam · 1 year
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in love with the new pokemon thats just a lawn flamingo
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i caught one and named him george
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welpthatdidntwork · 2 months
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rewatched fomo tonight and long story short i just sobbed on my bed listening to you are my sunshine
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iishmael · 28 days
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GANG IM WATCHING RED WHITE AND ROYAL BLUE. Finally
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floralbutler · 8 days
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Ice adolescence being canceled is my 13th reason
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