#shut up jay!

[desert-lurker]

#hbomberguy #shut up jay

[jaylaxies]

he’s giving cunt and it’s turning me on

https://x.com/xiaoxxxlu/status/1779174141591175334?s=46&t=Qq1ejbBu3fIK3hj4d7Hj5Q

no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponential, logarithmic, while i gasp for—

#🍓 — mari! #i can’t seem to shut up about him istg #jay you’re so fucking fine i love you

[hooned]

playful jakey 🥹

#enhypen #enhypenet #*jelly's #lee heeseung #heeseung #park jongseong #jay #sim jaeyun #jake #kim sunoo #sunoo #shut up this is so precious #them just playing around OH i love them dearly 😩 #im so happy 🥲 #they're so everything to me you guys don't understand [sobs]

[wyrmswears]

nooo dont give the autistic wolf themed enemies.. hes going to draw his favourite character as one and- ah fuck too late. wolf warrior jay.

#i have WOLF autism and JAY autism and unfortunately for everyone those are combining on this fine day #jay ninjago #ninjago #ninjago dragons rising #ninjago dragons rising spoilers #jay walker #ninjago jay #lloyd ninjago #sora and cole arent coloured in they dont get tagged thems the rules #ninjago dr spoilers #dragons rising spoilers #ninjago au #wyrm draws #i dont feel like the wolf warriors will be able to turn into.. actual wolves.. but i like drawing werewolves so uhm bare with me #'why did you spend hours rendering him as a biblically accurate lego figure' why dont you shut up #wolf jay

[sharksandjays]

posting twice bc i have no patience. Anyways. My account has been swarmed with so much that weve forgotten who owns this house.

Reminder he’s cool. And REALLY freaking talented with weapons. Definitely the most versatile out of all the others weapons wise.

#i wont shut up about him #jay walker #ninjago #ninjago jay #ninjago thoughts #ninjago fanart #my art

[theblacktiecacti]

jay went to clown school. let’s talk about that

#art by me #jrwi riptide #jay ferin #i was drawing wherever the wind took me #and it took me to clown school jay #the best destination i could’ve hoped for #i feel like so much could be explored or expanded there in fanon #but i barely see anything #welp if there is none make some #sound off in the comments if you ever think about how jay rarely retracts into herself when faced with conflict #but instead goes to clown school or hitches a ride with the loserest boy she can find #and it’s the rare (and most impactful) moments when she responds differently #shutting down after the phone call with her grandmother #or blowing up after learning about lizzie and ava #or crying as she’s told to shoot her friend in the chest #but the every day conflict almost always gets humor as a response #which leads to very out of pocket moments but we love jay for it #oooooough jay ferin the way you express emotions is so important to meeeee #ALSO the fact that often it’s insult based humor or overly confident in self humor #let’s dissect that jay how do you relate to your friends in the hierarchical structure of the navy academy #did you feel like your humor had to subtly place you at the top? or you would not be enough? jay? #your relationship with kira hinges on fixing this structure by being better than it hm? let’s talk about that #let’s talk about how your life centered a lot around being the best even if not directly or intentionally #should i do a full analysis on this? #i kinda wanna do a full analysis on this

[politemagic]

everyone say congratulations to the first time homeowners!

edit: i may or may not have been inspired to write some headcanons based on this, if you're interested

#is this anything? idk if this is anything but i made it anyway #i wanna write the misadventures of the eepies in their haunted house. #i feel like ii is the ghosts' favorite. while they might mess with the others they are actively helpful to him #like if someone doesn't close the door all the way it'll just slowly click shut so he doesn't have to get up #iii is very jealous that the ghosts like ii so much. #he holds seances at least once a week (despite vessel's many protests) basically just like 'why don't u like me🥺' #iv tries to win over the ghosts by doing nice things for them #if you've seen the show ghosts on cbs i imagine him being a little like jay lololol #leaving the tv on for them to watch or cooking something so they can smell it #(they still love ii the most) #vessel is definitely at least a LITTLE BIT of a medium so to him the haunted house just feels really crowded #though sometimes he'll listen in on their conversations when he's bored #so it's not uncommon for him to suddenly laugh in the middle of a silent room #(the others definitely aren't jealous at all) #anyways if you read all that and would want to read more lmk because i WILL write it #sleep token #worshitposting #sleep token memes #sleep token vessel #sleep token ii #sleep token iii #sleep token iv #em's worshitposting

[tentacuddles]

GM: Ok, so as the party approaches the clearing, there are a myriad of statues holding twigs, all seemingly creating a canopy over the trail.

Player: I roll for perception. It's a 26.

GM: You see one amongst them has an empty ha--

Player: I pick up a twig. I climb up the statue and put it in the statue's hand.

GM: ....

Player: :)

GM: ..... The statues all turn to point in a direction off the path-- how did you???

Player: Yahaha. Bitch.

#from our biweekly tabletop game #shut up jay #no1curr #ttrpg #out of context quotes #im the player

[theshippirate22]

I have a theory

listen up bitches (gender neutral) (affectionate) i’ve been cooking this for an incredibly long time and i’m very very excited to share it but it is gonna be long so i’m putting it under a cut

my theory is that there has been a new set of archetypes created by popular m/m media either in canon or coding and i would love if it was more widely recognized by a distinct name so here we go:

I present to you: The Mirrorball x Running Up That Hill Boyfriends™️ Theory

i need to preface this by saying that i am absolutely not an english major or expert but i have done so much analysis that i’m 98% positive i’m on to something here

so usually mlm ships- at least in my experience- get boiled down into typical Grumpy x Sunshine, Golden Retriever x Black Cat, or like. Babygirl x Badass. and i hate that because those are like really watered down hetero romance stereotypes and i think queer people deserve to get our own archetypes instead of trying to force queer characters into prepaid boxes but that’s a story for another day so:

basically, all content with widely accepted mlm ships (even if they are more in coding than in canon) has this pattern with the ship that fits into Mirrorball x Running Up That Hill

(name pending- open to suggestions)

Boyfriend No.1 of course is the epitome of Mirrorball by Taylor Swift (i know, i know. bear with me here). He’s constantly trying to prove himself and his worth and usually he’s driven to hide or overcome 1-3 specific and intense insecurities/character flaws. He often has innate loyalty to a system or person who has repeatedly abused/neglected/abandoned him and thinks that this treatment is a result of his own character rather than a reflection of the abuser. In relation to the plot and audience, this is the “more dangerous” of the two because he’s so desperate to hold onto the status quo that he’ll often act in a way that makes things more difficult for himself, often by leaving Boyfriend No. 2, sacrificing himself, or doing “the wrong thing.” He also commonly has an older male figure that is breathing down his neck constantly, haunting his perceived inadequacies, and fueling his self-loathing. He’s constantly mischaracterized because he’s either boiled down to “the silly one” or a visage of his trauma and the people that relate to love these characters are usually extremely sad people. Usually this character is also the “mean girl” of the couple.

Examples of the Mirrorball boyfriend: Dean Winchester, Aziraphale, Stede Bonnet, Lucius Spriggs, Sherlock Holmes, Eddie Munson, Mike Wheeler, Prince Rupert, etc.

Boyfriend No. 2 then, is the Running Up That Hill Boyfriend, based of course, on the song by the same name by the perfect Kate Bush. He’s the one that’s seen The Horrors™️ and gained a layer of cynicism that Mirrorball doesn’t have. He was once loyal to something that used/hurt him but he rejected it and used his newfound freedom to restructure his entire personality and reach his much higher potential. Usually, he has passed so far from having a few insecurities to perceiving himself as utterly worthless and unlovable but he’s so convinced that it doesn’t even haunt him, he just goes with it and usually comes off looking overly-confident or cocky. This is The Bitch (affectionate)™️. There’s probably a scene of him covered in blood. This is The Girls’ favorite blorbo and ultimate whump. He tends to be really good with kids and he’s the kind of character that would and often has to CLAW a life out for himself by his fingernails.

Examples of the Running Up That Hill Boyfriend: Castiel, Crowley, Ed Teach, Black Pete, John Watson, Steve Harrington, Will Byers, Prince Amir, etc.

unfortunately i haven’t seen a lot of popular queer stuff so if you can think of other mlm or mlm shaped characters that fit into these archetypes please please please tell me

i’m specifically curious about:

-Hannigram (Hannibal)

-Buddy (911) (@criminally-obsessed if you would mind weighing in but obviously no pressure)

-Lokius (Loki) (@henderdads same thing)

-Any of the marauders but specifically WolfStar

-Stucky (MCU)

-RWRB (i’m so sorry i don’t remember the guys’ names)

-Nick and Charlie (Heartstopper)

-What We Do In the Shadows has one I think?

-literally anyone else please and thank you 🙏🙏 love you all

if you want like explicit examples of each piece for a character lmk for sure because i could talk about this all day long

#shut up jay #mlm thoughts #mlm #mxruth theory #steddie #ineffable husbands #lupete #gentlebeard #destiel #johnlock #byler #hannigram #lokius #wolfstar #red white and royal blue #heartstopper #what we do in the shadows #911 #buddy #stucky

[berryblu-soda]

yall think the team has started to go numb to losing someone by now? its happened so many times (jay´s had it the worst oh gosh)

an odd sort of numbness from knowing all too well this is exactly what theyve signed up for, a feeling hollow and cold but also eerly calm, worry, restlessness bubbling beneath everything

but the need duty to keep moving, keep fighting, you still have a world to protect (no time to fall apart, use the pressure to keep yourself together)

make their sacrifice count, and pray that if they come back, theyre still recognizable...

#ninjago #dragons rising #not that they dont mourn; but if there are more pressing matters; it wont be explosive infighting fueled by grief like in the early seasons #<- anyways take a peek at the version of ninjago in my brain lmao #shut up sheo #thinking abt how subdued yet evident everyone´s worry was in dragons rising over not knowing where everyone ended up #lloyd thinking he was the only one left #nya asking for jay #all the reunion hugs we´ve gotten #oughh

[sippybae]

writing sweet boy kakucho if anyone cares

#tucks hair behind ear #i finally opened docs ‼️‼️‼️ #shut up jay!

[noxglyph]

Seth messed up. smh

#marble hornets #marblehornets #slenderverse #slenderman #jay mh #jay marble hornets #jay merrick #alex marble hornets #alex kralie #shut up alex #alex mh #creepypasta #mini comic

[portrait-of-a-moron]

Tumblr people, eat him or something I want him out of my face!!!!!! I’ve stared at him for too long!!!!

#ninjago #ninjago fanart #fanart #lego #jay walker #art #superstar rockin jay #prime empire #shut the fuck up GAY BOY I CANT FUCKJNG SEE BLUE WHY DI I LOVE YOU

[mintytrifecta]

Cinematic Parallels

#No I haven't seen dragons rising yet shut up I'll get to it I promise #Ninjago #Ninjago dragons rising #dragons rising spoilers #Ninjago dragons rising spoilers #jay walker #Jay ninjago #Jay dragons rising #He's fuckin. Better call Saul posing #Bro straighten your goddamn back you're gonna develop back pain issues

[frecklenog]

rewatching destiny is so funny but it also HURTS !!!!!!!!! jay has to hear his dad say he’d kill the destiny gang members, which includes little destiny, and i’m sure that finn would be understanding of jay and ld’s relationship but naturally since they’ve kept it a secret finn doesn’t fucking know and it clearly upsets the poor kid ,,, crying throwing up

#AS EVIDENCED BY HIM TELLING JAY TO GET LITTLE DESTINY TO SAFETY WHEN THE SCARAB SHOWS UP #shut up emrys #fac spoilers #fionna and cake spoilers #f&c spoilers #farmworld #farmworld finn #finn mertens #jay mertens #little destiny #fionna and cake #i also think he just. ok hang on #i think that as the oldest jay is more aware of finn’s mental health issues #and he Definitely knows his dad has killed people. like innocent people. #so hearing him say so bluntly ‘i’ll slay them. if i have to.’ makes him worry in several different directions #how would finn cope with that? esp if ld showed up? #would he be able to forgive himself for adding the blood of yet another child to his hands? #especially if that child was his son’s secret girlfriend? #would he withdraw even further into himself? how often does finn just stare into the fire with a haunted look in his eye? #(would finn be able to come back from killing someone without the influence of the crown?) #i’m thinking abt them so much.

[un-pearable]

this is the best character interaction in the game bc it’s cute and funny as hell. i think lloyd and jay have a running tierlist of their villains

however the instant ninja on ninja violence between kai and jay is EQUALLY funny

#text✨ #ninjago #lego dimensions #i have a very vivid image of them fighting someone post s2 and having to explain to sensei garmadon #why they’re comparing this rando to *him*. jay freaks out and shuts up but lloyd thinks for a sec and is like >:] #he would be OUTRAGED to learn that evil wu gave them a harder time than samukai. he has Very strong opinions on the tierlist and firmly #believes he belongs on the top forever