#shut the fuck up hannah

[idkhannahlee]

starving for your flesh 🩸

#shut the fuck up hannah #me #personal #selfie #my face #fuck #mine #girls with piercings #self #motd #girls with body mods #girls with tattoos #alternative girls #low key going through my villian era #nothing matters #everything is pointless

[mexicangela]

i find it hilarious when people are like “we watched an entirely different show, ted and rebecca were never soulmates” as a way to shut down the tedbecca ship when mr. daniel jason sudeikis himself has quite literally said they have a soulmate connection and that they are cosmically connected. they were written to be a physical representation of soulmates. i mean, talk about soulmatism babe. there’s no other way around that. even if the intention wasn’t romantic, (although mr. sudeikis has also said that any soulmate connection is inherently romantic so who knows what goes on in his pretty little head really) platonic soulmates do exist.

#ted lasso tv #ted lasso #rebecca welton #tedbecca #ted x rebecca #rebecca x ted #jason sudeikis #hannah waddingham #i guess i have a lot of thoughts today #one day i’ll learn to shut the fuck up

[autistic-katara]

moodboard for when ur bitchass cousin texts u bad opinions

#stg when i said “never trust a girl named hannah” i thought family was exempt #i was wrong #(u don’t use tumblr but hannah if u see this i’m sorry 😭) #pjo #meme #pjo tv #pjo memes #ryan shut the fuck up #(i’m making this at 1:30am btw)

[browntrait]

theres nothing i hate quite like those youtube review channels where grown ass men are sittin there making fun of movies/shows tht were made for teen girls like….why are y’all talking!!!!! shut the fuck up!! BOOOO!!!!

#so mf corny #y’all making fun of twilight and hannah montana like #y’all were never gonna get it #it was never for them like #men shut the fuck up challenge: 0 wins #it makes me so mad fr #these balding mfs be calling everything cringe SHUT UP DIEEEE #k's words

[the-one-who-lambs]

I'm going to be turning off anon asks for a while. I think I've blocked the anon from last night, but just for safety.

I'll try to get the first Risen/Fallen rewrite chapter up soon. I wanted to have it up today but I don't think that'll happen.

#hannah's rambles #please send bam some love. #knowing someone is trying to use my works to tear someone else down just makes me sick. #I watched their stream to confirm my suspicions and yep. it's.. definitely the same anon I got. #I sent them a nice ask. I hope they see it </3 #i feel like I could've done something to shut that anon up and I didn't #best thing I can do was send them positivity just to show how fucking wrong that anon was.

[ybcpatrick]

sorry to be into taylor swift out loud but i'm gonna be a whole different genre of annoying when speak now (tv) drops

#shut up kell #I FUCKING LOVE THAT RECORD 👹👹👹👹👹 #i'm more excited abt this one than i was abt red (tv). AND I WAS VERY EXCITED ABT RED (TV). #sparks fly. enchanted. better than revenge. FUCKING HAUNTED. I F T H I S W E R E A M O V I E ‼️‼️‼️‼️ #IF THIS WERE A MOVIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE #BACK TO DECEMBER HOW COULD I FORGET BACK TO DECEMBERRRR #also: hey taylor can we get a fuckin uhhhhh. you'll always find your way back home (tv). like from hannah montana the movie #ik that was closer to fearless era i just also don't fuckin care #i want it. #kell ybcpatrick coming out as a swiftie 😔🙏 sorry bros the music is good as fuck. i'm neutral 2 her as a person but i eat the music up #taylor swift #<- for the friends who blacklist

[peach-pot]

nothing pisses me off more than seeing allo people go back and forth over terms and ideas created by and for the aro and ace communities, debating whether they’re worthwhile or not based on how useful they are to allo people. like ooooooh my god shut up. not everything is about you.

#even when it’s something that I think CAN be helpful to any allo person #it’s so. fucking. annoying. to see their worth debated over how they serve allo people #like literally shut up omg! stfu! #hannah talks sometimes

[soleiltm]

@envychosen​​ said: [ 📱 — sms ] i’m sorry for what i said.

[SMS]: its fine

But it wasn't fine, was it? That much Thad should be well aware of by now. How couldn't he be? After everything that followed. The way Hannah shut down immediately after, deliberately distancing herself by a few feet as tears began to swell. The way her voice cracked as she asked, "What is wrong with you? Why wouldja' say that?!" The way was fighting back a sob uttering, "I don't wanna hang out wit'chu' no more." Storming off to some public area, to hide amongst the crowd. Finally calling a friend to pick her up and take her home.

From there, she climbed onto Suhad's lap and finally let loose all that was held back. The hijabi rubbed her back, reassuring her that it was okay to cry and that she was right to be upset about this. Consistently reminding Hannah that she was loved, and that all would be alright. Now, hours later, the brunette remains curled up within her bed. She's snuggled up with her favorite blanket, her dog at her feet. In the dark of her bedroom, her eyes burned staring at the light emanating from her phone screen.

[SMS]: actually no its not 

[SMS]: why would you say that 

[SMS]: do you hate me?

#me getting out of bed at almost 1 am to answer this bc hannah wont shut the fuck up #envychosen

[mvchpastel]

tbh i’m thinking bout that one time cam and i walked around downtown in drunken circles wearing funny hats for like 2 hours in the middle of the night before we passed out on his loveseat watching flight of the conchords in his fucked up lil apartment on a school night and i’m v sad lol i miss platonic intimacy

#mvchpastel #my posts #garbagebraindump #hey its 2am and i’m broody #holy fucking tag dump incoming sorry #every like 5-8 months we snap each other to remind the other that we think they’re the fucking coolest so #things ain’t all bad #but 🥺 #omg i talked to this pal like not even a month ago just shut up hannah lol #tbh i think going to one of your shows in a sketchy leaky basement venue would fix like 82 of my problems #(lmao u riled my ex up more than literally anybody and i’d be lying if i said that didn’t make me like u more) 😂 #lots of over sharing this week huh #lol remember when u fucked my dormmate even after i told u not to and then we had to pretend to not be friends on campus for like 3 weeks HA #yeah uh we weren’t very good at it #the snap of us dancing together is still in my phone somewhere so i guess i’ll probably just have to cherish your friendship 4ever i guess #fuck i miss you dude #i owe a lot to u and the graveyard waitresses working at the denny’s on campus tbh

[hann-uh]

last night my son was mad at me and ignored me when i said goodnight but i just left him alone and didn't say anything about his attitude or take up my own attitude. literally less than five minutes later he comes up to me on his own with a genuine and detailed apology (what he's sorry for, and explaining to me why he reacted the way he did) and gave me a hug and said goodnight. anyway, people can shit on millennials and millennial parents all they want but i know i'm doing a good job with him.

#shut up hannah #he's so good at expressing himself to me 🥹 i've worked so hard with him for his whole life to build a strong trust between the two of us #and i can tell its paying off by how comfortable he is coming to me like this #i love him. parenting is so fucking stressful i havent known peace in almost a decade but. damn i love that kid a lot

[idkhannahlee]

would rather be frolicking and thriving in the woods than stuck in this constant hell

#shut the fuck up hannah #me #personal #my face #fuck #mine #girls with piercings #self #motd #girls with body mods #girls with tattoos #grunge girls #alternative girls #girls with glasses #please lobotomize me

[bestfluteninja]

fics that rewire your dna holy fucking shit

#my jaw is literally dropped oh my god this fic was SO fucking good #i finished it and just sorta stared into space for a few minutes and wanted to tell my mom abt it but it would’ve taken so long to explain #i was reading it while sitting next to her lol and i finished it and was like oh man this fic. why didn’t everyone in my immediate vicinity #experience this the exact same way i just did #i am. oh my god. in fucking awe #personal #shut up hannah

[its-tortle]

my friend's halloween party starts in an hour and the one fucking thing that made my costume a costume is not in my closet it must be in a box in sachsen i have NOTHING

#I CANT BE HANNAH MONTANA WITHOUT MY SPARKLY TOP AND SHITTY SCARF #WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO I HAVE NOTHING #AHHHH #i have texted three friends and they have not answered so you get my panic instead #fuckkkkk #shut up tortle

[brokestrapmountain]

would not even wish having a tone deaf sister on the devil

#when we used to share a room she would fucking BELT hannah montana songs and she sings so terribly #every time i tell her to shut up it fuels her

[eliotquillon]

looking back i find it so funny how much i was dragging my feet and complaining about wayward being a cassia centric standalone because wayward is now 1000% my favourite of the two books and i care so much more about the side characters in it than the ones in witherward. i have read so much ya fantasy over the years that it’s very rare for my pre-read vibe checks to be wrong but hannah mathewson humbled me so bad with wayward lmaooo

#wayward #witherward #OBVIOUSLY i love eliot and ilsa with my whole heart still. i mean check the fucking url #but in general the side cast of wayward is much much stronger than the side cast for witherward #the reason why i was so pessimistic about wayward was. well first of all i was mad that i wasnt getting a sequel #but i was most concerned about it being cassia centric because i felt like we did Not get enough reasons to care about cassia in witherward #AND OBVIOUSLY I CARE ABOUT HER VERY MUCH NOW. BECAUSE WAYWARD #but if hannah was to announce a standalone book on virgil for instance i wouldnt have the same reservations i had about wayward #because she did a much better job at building up her secondary characters in wayward #and making them feel like real people beyond the scope of the storytelling frame #and like she didnt do a bad job in witherward either! i fucking love cogna and hester! #but she did AMAZINGLY in wayward #wayward is so good. it’s so fucking good #i am increasingly surprised by the people who compare it unfavourably to witherward #because my FIRST thought after finishing it last year was ‘holy shit hannah mathewson’s writing has improved so much’ #and it wasn’t post book high because i’d reread witherward the week before in prep so i had a good point of comparison #yeah wayward is more coming of age than witherward. the conflict is more internal. #but i think it’s for the better especially if yknow. we dont get another book #anyway. i’ll shut up now #hannah if you’re reading this you’re perfect and amazing and i wish all ya authors were like you

[ybcpatrick]

so was anybody gonna tell me that miley cyrus performed the climb in 2023 in a special concert on fucking disney+ or was i supposed to find that out from tiktok this morning

#shut up kell #what if i died miley. what THEN. #there are few things on this earth that make me fucking WEEP like hannah montana