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s/o to the pornbots for helping me hit my next thousand 🫡

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where are all the girl scouts!!!!

#if i don't get a samoa in the next 48 hrs i'm blowing everyone up and then myself #i'm SICK of those keebler knockoffs that shit is not the same #shup ut nicki

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#they literally broke my next hundred dkdkdkdk. it'll be sad to see them go ngl #shup ut nicki

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maxwell sheffield was the original lovebomber

#shup ut nicki #watching this episode of the nanny and he's lowkey gaslighting her too. fran should've stabbed him.

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#shup ut nicki #this has nothing to do with anything anyone is talking about so feel v free to ignore me dkdkdksk #but i just saw the emma chamberlain podcast where she talks about people constantly filming at concerts #and how there's and obsession with posting your experiences online #which is true! the sanpchat/instastories/tiktokification of documenting experience is...yeah #but i think concerts are different because concerts for a lot of people are a once in a lifetime experience #very few people have the income to see multiple shows in a year - some people will only ever see one concert ever in their life #after intentionally saving up for it. esp for big artists #why shouldn't they be able to record their experience? bc i gotta tell you if i ever get to see beyonce in person #i would start taking pictures the week before of the empty venue lol #the idea that someone shouldn't get to go back and relive or share a very rare experience for them has just always rubbed me the wrong way #(maybe bc i'm poor and the most expensive concert I've ever been to was the cheetah girls sksksk) #and like obviously its different if you're going to 50 shows of the same artist and taking pictures to brag. #but i think its fair to say 90% of people aren't doing that. hell 90% can't do that. #also i literally live vicariously through other peoples footage of their concent experience #so yeah. off the soapbox now.

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i am losing the will to block these pornbots

#every. hour. #i cannot do this anymore #shup ut nicki

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literally doesn't matter how diverse a cast is if a white woman directed it that movie gonna be white

#this is both about did and do revenge #both horrifically caucasian #shup ut nicki #*dwd. whatever though kdkekd

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off to do my civic duty as a us citizen!!!

#shup ut nicki #its so miserable lol

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i’m not the rockstar’s girlfriend, i’m THE Rockstar Girlfriend

#and she was so fucking right #shup ut nicki

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still can't get over the fact that fka twigs was dating matty healy

#listening to caprisongs again and it's like...him???? this is about him???? girl.... #and for two years! and I didn't know!!!! #shup ut nicki

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thank god I don't follow any swfties

#I think I have a bunch of swiftie mutual in laws and my whole dash is just my mutuals complaining about them...could never be me #yall be cool though! #shup ut nicki

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rihanna...

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doja cat and drake give off the same "y'all better be glad i'm mixed" energy

#shup ut nicki #every time I get a little too comfortable with her she does something that reminds me why I keep her at an arms length at all times

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one thing about billie is she has the vocals

#shup ut nicki #hmhas 6.5/10 #just slightly better than et. sun bc the writing is better #but like etsun it is still. boring. #she singing though!

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...why'd she pronounce ordinary like that

#eternal sunshine....6/10 #shup ut nicki

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saw dan and phil trending and thought they were announcing a wedding

#shup ut nicki #the header to their trending page looks like a wedding invite. i was like my god they've actually done it.