#shredding down

[kordrutwo]

Repost of one of my favorite pics taken around the first of August.

#speedo #black speedo #bikini speedo #bikini #men in bikinis #n2n bodywear #swim briefs #six pack abs #male abs #adonis belt #navel #male navel #bellybutton #male bellybutton #strike a pose #shredding season #shredding down #male torso #smooth torso #smooth abs

[nerdpoe]

Vlad deages Danny in a desperate attempt to have the perfect son.

He foils all of Danny's attempts to escape, clumsy as they are, and soon Danny stops trying at all. His mind has the capacity of a four year old, but all of his memories from his entire life.

Tell a four year old often enough that it's against the rules for them to leave, and they'll believe you. Cuz they're four.

So Vlad, confident that Danny won't run, takes him to Metropolis to attend a Lex gala.

Danny get left alone almost immediately while Vlad goes to schmooze.

Danny, wandering around, sees a newspaper woman. The kind of person who asks a million questions, and exactly the kinda person Vlad hates.

So he toddler over to the newspaper woman and tugs on her shirt, motioning for her to lean down.

The newspaper woman looks confused, but kneels so that Danny can whisper in her ear.

"Vlad took me from mommy and daddy, and I don't know where they are. He's not my daddy."

Lois Lane, professional reporter who fears no billionaire, sees red.

@simplestoryteller

#dpxdc #dcxdp #dp x dc #dc x dp #story prompt #phanfic #vlad feels a shiver down his spine #that is all the warning he gets before lois lane is absolutely verbally shredding him

[beescake]

shit. two dudes

#homestuck #sollux captor #karkat vantas #vioart #2023 #solkat #??? pitch ???? #<- making excuses to tag 💔 #ngl the more ppl say its impossible to woobify them #the more im like. no no listen as an enjoyer i NEED my goofy tsundere baka bl yaoi rare soft and tender #the kind that falls apart in my hands #sighs. the joy of shredding mean scathing characters down into pliant loving mush....

[dinodogs]

Hate rwby redesigns that just makes their boobs bigger and shows more skin and then they get tons of comments like "Wow this is so much better then the original show!!"

Bestie. Rwby girls are designed specifically not to be over-sexualized. If you think an extra sexualized version of the characters are better then the originals then u need to stay the fuck away from rwby.

#GRRRR #Ripping ppl to shreds if you DARE sexualize my girls. I will kill you. I will hunt you down and kill you. #I'll beat you to death with a pool noodle full of nails. #rwby #personal

[gophergal]

Life on the farm

#gopher art #mortal kombat #subscorp #mk subzero #mk scorpion #kuai liang #hanzo hasashi #mortal kombat legends #been holding onto this one for a bit! finished it more than a month ago lol #i was originally going to save it for subscorp week but then i was like. nah. that wouldnt be entirely fair lol #and besides. ive been wanting to share it for long enough and my resolve has kinda worn down #anyway - snowblind but AU'd! heres my concept of this (which i may use later on for something idk): king kano got his shit wrecked #like way before the events of the movie. by the revenants in fact. i want him torn to shreds. you still have random roving assholes #making trouble across the wastes. but its much less dire. kuai still retires to his farm. kenshi still falls for shang tsung's bullshit #and kuai mentors him. hanzo becomes warlord of netherrealm. BUT. he and kuai keep in contact. its long distance and they make it work #sometimes scorpion vacays to Kuai's farm. as a treat. thats what this drawing is #i cant deny that i literally just want them to be happy ok. thats literally all i want for these gay old ninjas #bonus commentary: at the time of drawing this i was still figuring out how i wanted to draw hanzo. he's so fucking hard to draw #when i draw him without his mask or beard he looks so fucking off. but if i draw him with the beard it feels weird too. #babygirl why are you so hard to draw?? dont you want me to draw you?????

[ventiswampwater]

Griffin Dunne as Jack Goodman in An American Werewolf in London (1981)

#baby angel babyBABY loml.png #this is MY hellblog and I WILL be making 48737432874 individual posts about this man!!!! #we are past the point of no return!!!! FAR PAST IT!!!!! lmao #an american werewolf in london #jack goodman #griffin dunne #gore #body horror #<-all simulated fx body horror/gore #mine #real canon fact: his horrific wounds aren't actually from being mauled by a weeeirhheeerewolf #they're from the sheer force and whiplash of me hoovering him down. dyson vaccum vroom vroom whirr whirr style on sight #to SHREDS!!!!! you say!!!!! #anyways!! wow incredible!! can't believe i wrote those last three tags in invisible ink!!! #u know when people are like. my fave fictional guy did nothing wrong!!! #and they are talkin about a man who breaks the geneva conventions every other nanosecond #and is guilty of 734298439 crimes against humanity and good taste #which like no harm no foul. that's 37847382734 of my favorite characters. but this guy??? #he TRULY did nothing wrong and I'm kissing him always for that #he's like. the most guy of guys every. just a Guy. literally just a dude. just a Human Male™. #and he's my favorite!!!!! tysm for asking!!!!!!

[ruanbaijie]

无论你问我什么，我都能够很快地找到答案。但那只是冷冰冰的答案。卢艳雪以前问我爱情是什么。我可以回答，爱情是梁山伯与祝英台，但我永远体会不到化蝶前那一夜的等待。因为我是虚拟的。陈非问我友情是什么。搜索引擎告诉我，友情是桃花潭水深千尺，不及汪伦送我情，但我永远理解不了为什么友情会比潭水深。因为我是虚拟的。这不是同一维度的数据，我理解不了这些答案。难道，就因为我是虚拟的吗？

THE SPIREALM 致命游戏 (2024) 1.72 adapted from the danmei novel Kaleidoscope of Death 死亡万花筒 by Xi Zi Xu 西子绪

#userdramas #asiandramanet #cdramaedit #cdramasource #致命游戏 #死亡万花筒 #the spirealm #thespirealmedit #kodedit #kaleidoscope of death #asianlgbtqdramas #danmeiedit #danmei #*gifs #xia zhiguang #huang junjie #userinahochi #userkimchi #tuserjade #seamayweed #look... this scene... #THIS SCENE. #fucking shredded me to bits #the reason why i'm so upset this show didn't air properly #is bc guang guang deserves all the awards even just from THIS SCENE alone #hands down one of the saddest and most beautiful monologues in this show

[randombubblegum]

pov ray toro has just descended to you like christ himself

#HE CAME DOWN RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME LIKE LITERALLY JESUS #he was so SOOO SMILEY…. AND CUTEEEEEE AAIUUGGHH #ALSO SHREDDING #my chemical romance #ray toro

[ratwithhands]

I was listening to So Much (For) Stardust and accidentally had too many thoughts in one sitting so we have another AU concept. I don't have a solid name yet so I've just been calling Team Supernova AU.

Long story short:

Ghetsis freezes over Unova's major cities, taking most survivors hostage to join Team Plasma, and leaving several thousands dead from the frost

Emmet, Elesa, and others try fending off the Plasma Frigate in Nimbasa but ultimately lose with injuries (Emmet got frozen on his right side)

Emmet takes as many survivors as he can into the tunnels, later joining other groups to his and forming Team Supernova in resistance to Team Plasma

Ingo went missing about a year prior to all of this, so Emmet has already spent a lot of time alone. The only pokemon he has left is Ingo's Chandelure, as the rest did not survive the invasion. He's generally very cold and shut off emotionally as a result, and doesn't really express himself like he used to.

I'll drop more details later, right now the AU in early concept stages so it's essentially a bundle of "what would this be like" and "what if this happened" and "this could be cool". If I have time I'll drop some of the other uniform designs later. Anyways have a good night, see ya.

#submas #submas au #au #emmet #subway master emmet #emmet pokemon #kudari #fanart #Team Supernova AU #a him #I might do the “Death Zone” doodle comic for this AU #long story short: Plasma members caught within Supernova territory get their shredded uniforms hung from the city gates #It's mostly an intimidation tactic on Supernova's part but a large chunk of them do come from dead members 👁👁💦 #it's basically just a warning that once you cross the perimeter‚ you are fair game for the patrol squads #There's also the little details/fun add ins #like how working the supply corps is considered the absolute worst‚ most backbreaking job in the team #because everything is transported manually (trains got shut down)‚ so members have to basically drag things through the tunnels #by hand‚ for weeks‚ nonstop #Also how electric type pokemon are the most sought after since all the power is directed to Ghetsis' main city and some key places #so having a portable source of energy is invaluable #which is to say every day Emmet is looking for more joltiks to replace the ones lost #anyways it's late‚ I can't think of much else to write #have a good night and i'll see you later

[stevieharringtonwifeguy]

i love a/b/o steddie where they get started like so young that if it was someone i knew irl i'd have a panic attack. like,, mated right out of high school, baby pops out a year later, they've got like five kids by the time they're 25

thinking about an au where they were already together pre- start of s4 and steve goes through the whole thing like three months pregnant. like he's stressed about the baby and eddie and eddie's SUPER stressed about the baby and steve, like eddie's trying to get steve to sit this one out for the baby and steve has to yell at him to stop bc yeah, he's worried about losing their first child, but if he sat at home while everyone else dealt with the upside down and someone didn't come back??? he'd never be able to live with himself

and when the bats get eddie and steve tries to use the mating bond to share some of eddie's pain, help him hold on until they get to the hospital, eddie weakly tries to tell him not to, to think of the baby. and steve's just. not having it. and once eddie wakes up from his medically induced coma he's like :(( why'd you do that and steve is just. so mad. he says yeah, if i had lost the baby (he doesn't, she's fine) that would have been the most terrible pain i'd ever felt. but it would have been worse if i lost you. and eddie's like. oh. bc maybe part of him has always been thinking that steve's only stuck with him bc he's the father of their kid. but no, steve loves him.

so eddie's crying, and steve's crying, and then steve shows eddie the ultrasound they did during eddie's coma to check the baby hadn't been hurt by the week of stress and danger and pain-sharing, and it's the first time they've been able to actually see the shape of a baby in all the weird white noise of an ultrasound, and now they're both crying even harder

#also nancy is definitely the friend that's like. oh you're 19 and married and pregnant?? that's so.. good! 🙃 yay im sure this will be fine🙃 #robin WAS that friend but she's spent too long in steddies proximity and has realised that if they don't work out theres no hope for anyone #steddie #steve harrington #eddie munson #stranger things #just. steve finally letting go of the last shreds of his upbringing and becoming 'white trash' and being so SO happy #also me 🤝 eddie: understanding that steve must be kept barefoot and pregnant at all times #everyone's like wow steve your alpha has a problem dude clearly can't keep it in his pants #steve has to be like no actually *I* have the problem #they're that couple you look at and you're like. they know about birth control right. like they know that exists #eddie tried to wear a condom once and steve was like i'd literally rather die #and then he was like im joking obviously we can slow down or stop with the kids if u want this is a partnership #eddie's like oh no i just thought YOU might want to karen chewed me out for not letting you rest. but if ur cool let's gooooo

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

honestly. half the fun of fantasy aus for me is the Food Descriptions

#why yes i WILL spend entire paragraphs going into great detail about characters' meals #ovens and campfires and magic-roasted and festival vendors and cauldrons and- #meats... cheeses... fruits... bread... mead... ale... onions... egg... pastries... stew... pie... cake... etc etc #i could go on forever #i live through writing and one of my greatest and most favorite delights in life is Tasty Food #it shows. it very much shows at every available opportunity #i always get so excited when im reading something and theres Descriptions hell yeah #yes it makes me hungry in a way that i cannot satiate! #because most of those things are Beyond My Grasp! #oh to sit down at a table laden with high quality deliciousness.... allowed to go Hog Fuckin Wild... #absolutely unprompted #im gonna go butter a plain white bread slice and dip it in canned soup #thats as close as i can get! #i need to make a big soup again... i crave Vegetables... #or ohhhh a nice thicc stew... yeah... throw some turnips in... nice soft shredded meat... Spices Galore... #wailing wailing wailing #its a shame that i Do Not Enjoy Cooking!

[kordrutwo]

Final favorite of the set that was taken back in August. Hoping to look a tad better than this, this time next year.

#speedo #black speedo #bikini speedo #bikini #men in bikinis #n2n bodywear #swim briefs #six pack abs #male abs #adonis belt #obliques #navel #male navel #sexy navel #bellybutton #male bellybutton #sexy bellybutton #strike a pose #shredding season #shredding down #male torso #smooth torso #smooth abs #armpit #arm over head

[fefairys]

ourugh.. woman...

#undertale #undyne #undyne the undying #undyne undertale #i colorpicked the base colors and then slid the hue slider to -15 and i REALLY like it #scribbles #eye strain #maybe? #anyways just trying to get her body type down.. #cuz like you would think shed be RIPPED but her non armor sprite is like. noodly. like its a comedic thing almost #but i want her to have SOME muscle but not be like INSANELY SHREDDED #idk

[kineticallyanywhere]

thinkin about how long these kids spend of their teen yes just trying not to die

#dndads #dungeons and daddies #dndads 2 #fanart #kineticallyart #they managed to make a scenario where like #these guys did something horrible #but i can't even say with even a shred of confidence that I wouldn't have done it too #sometimes you just want the suffering to end #and its one thing when its yourself suffering but its another when its also everyone you love #and ever will love #its a LOT #is what i'm saying #trolley problem from hell #and theres an argument that while they didn't build the tracks or tie the people down #they DID build the track switcher #nicks not included here not just because of them turning on him #but because when we saw him he had this air of like #he referred to his time with the guys and fighting the doodler as *having fun* #however much nick cared or cares about earth its not the only place he has #its not even the most important place he has #might be all fun and games to nick fighting evil monsters but his friends dont get to go back to a safe home at the end of the day #i dont dislike nick! #just #sideeyeing the HELL out of him #take your kid home with you to your other plane if youre so worried about him dude dont just tell your 14 year old to trust no one #and ditch his mom for a life on the road #like DUDE??? #anyway i want a graphic novel about these guys #anthony's written comic books before right??

[kisaraslover]

THEY WONT TOUCH YOU WHILE IM HERE

#yugioh #ygo #art tag #seto kaiba #kisara #blueshipping #inspired myself by all that talk of kaiba vs fates and kisaras role in it #saving seto from his father figure and corruption of power and fates wanting to tear him to shreds since 3000 B.C. #dom sub not about who is strongest kisara At Her Strongest brings gods down for him grabs all strings of fate and hands em to him #she loves the passion and hunger and relentless determination of this mortal. she will give him anything. #and worlds biggest punching bag will get dizzy thinking about her surrender #its ok seto she gets dizzy thinking about your drive #GOD theyre insane

[livelybook]

Where can I find a viciously determined woman who'd make terrible terrified men sob to an inch of their lives when they find that they can't handle her

#just wanna see them cry #just ugly sobbing because they're afraid and they don't know what to do anymore #The female lead looks at them and just kicks them down further when they're already on their knees #Won't give them another thought again after she's dealt with them #Happily took her revenge and never felt a shred of remorse #The dream #anti rhysand #anti daemon targaryen #Anti christian grey #anti cassian #other toxic men that make you go ick when you see their insides no matter how handsome they seem