#shoutout to Jared Hopworth

[c0ttagefr0g]

BEHOLD

#chicken tender #The Magnus Archives #shoutout to Jared Hopworth #chicken tender I found at work

[wolfythewitch]

Flesh, Desolation, Spiral

#art #sketch #character design #body horror #tma #michael distortion #michael shelley #helen distortion #helen richardson #agnes montague #jared hopworth #the magnus archives #anyways shoutout to jared top surgeon extraordinaire and trans ally king

[rachthechaosbi]

me, realizing jared hopworth is in the tma episode i’m listening to but forgetting his name

“ah, the bone cracky man”

#really what other description can you give #it works #shoutout season five #jared hopworth #tma #the magnus archives

[completely-real-and-normal-human]

Why I, Tumblr User Completely-Real-And-Normal-Human, Am a Monsterfucker: A Non-Exhaustive Manifesto

I’m not even sorry.

First of all: Micheal Distortion, from TMA. Fuck-Hands Mc Mike. Mikey-What-Those-Fingers-Do. He of the gaping corridors, and hopefully gaping holes. What on earth is he doing behind all those closed doors? Or, as the case may be, who is he doing?

the answer is me it’s me he’s fucking me

(Art by CountSlimula on Twitter)

I don’t really think I need to explain myself here. But in case I do, there are two main things I find remarkably attractive about Micheal (that I can adequately articulate): its voice and its hands.

Let’s start with his voice. Micheal’s voice is static-y and warping and always slightly amused. Now THAT is the kind of voice I’d want whispering sweet nothings in my ear. And that’s without even mentioning his laugh — god, can you even IMAGINE what his moans would sound like? Perfection.

Then there’s his hands. You can’t really see it in the first picture, so here’s another one.

(Art by Creativelea2 on Twitter)

He has fingers. I have holes. Enough said, I think.

Next, also a character from TMA, we have one Jared Hopworth. The Bone-Turner. Maker of Menacingly Meaty Murmurs. A man who owns, in all likelihood, a briefcase of carefully selected cocks.

(Art by @neonjawbone)

I’m sure it comes as a surprise to no one that I thoroughly enjoy a good pair of pecs. Jared probably has more than one pair, actually, so that’s several plus points right there. Here, finally, is a man who does body-building right.

As with Micheal, there is also the question of his voice. It’s deep, rumbling, gravelly… the kind of thing I want to hear when he’s busy splitting me in half, you know?

Finally, there’s the multiple limbs. He’d know what to do with all those hands, I’m sure. They’d hardly be lying idle.

Onwards! This time it’s Yaretzi, from Hello From The Hallowoods. Starwolf. Covenant of Tolshetol Who Guards A Thousand Suns. Loving coparent of a large metal son.

(Art by @cotton-glass)

She’s a werewolf, which maybe puts her more into ‘furry’ territory rather than ‘monsterfucker’, but we ball.

Firstly, while Yaretzi is an undeniably sweet person, she’s also fairly terrifying. And ‘women who could kill me’ are fairly high on my list of attractions. Secondly, her voice (again, I know, but most of the media I consume are podcasts so deal, I guess). It’s just the right shade of deep and soft. Amazing.

Also I want her to bite me.

There are more examples, but we’ll be here forever if I try listing them, so I’ll leave it there. I could go into detail about the deeper meaning behind my attraction to these beautiful beasties, but I’m going to see how the masses respond to this first. Besides, this has been in my drafts for entirely too long and I just want to post it at this stage.

(Shoutout to @zombieesc. Thanks for the monsterfucker hype, my friend.)

Edit: I’m a minor, so feel free to rb this post talking about how much you like any of the characters I’ve mentioned, but keep it reasonably PG.

#micheal distortion #micheal shelley #tma #jared hopworth #hfth yaretzi #hfth #monster fucker #here it is my lovelies #enjoy #aubrey says stuff

[qaurter-art]

tmasona aligned to the flesh! this is the jester, a taxidermy that demanded more and more from its creator until it ended up taking his life! they take a story place between the roles of not!them and jared hopworth an the au my friends and I have. what a fun kinda guy

shoutout to alcohol markers for being the worlds most saturated material!! agony working with them!!

#tma #tma oc #oc stuff #the jester #character intro #skye sketches

[phox-129]

TMA characters as cars, even though I haven’t watched Cars in over five years

Peter

Gertrude

Elias

The Stranger

Jared 

Basira

Jon

Breekon and Hope

Georgie

And last but not least, Tim

It’s what he deserves

#shoutout to labelle for moral support #this is my peak and I take no critism #tma #the magnus archives #I speak into the void #sorry if the formatting is shitty I have no clue what I'm doing #tim stoker #timothy stoker #i’m coming back and tagging more characters cause i crave validation #jon sims #jonathan sims #magnus archives #basira hussain #georgie barker #peter lukas #elias bouchard #gertrude robinson #breekon and hope #jared hopworth #the Stranger