#shit squad bronzefield

[overheard-at-brnzfld]

Jess: I’m kind of crushing on someone, but I’m worried about telling you who it is, because you’re not going to like it

Tav: Just rip the bandage off.

Jess: It’s Yoomi.

Tav: Put the bandage back on.

#KILLS #brnzfld #bronzefield #jess shye #jess bronzefield #yoomi ainsley #tav hendrix #yoomi bronzefield #tav bronzefield #shit squad bronzefield #shit squad #incorrect quotes #joomi #joomi bronzefield

[skullsandtreehouses]

i hope the writers actually follow up on shit squad christmas celebration bc thatd be so so cute :0

#bronzefield #brnzfld #shit squad #shit squad bronzefield

[mityas-red-glasses]

the soul squad is just the dark youtuber personas of the shit squad don't tell me I'm wrong

#bronzefield #brnzfld #soul squad bf #shit squad bf #darkiplier type beat yk #antisepticeye except its literally just cain.

[pinkieclown]

Jess headcanons ok!!

he likes taxidermy as well as bones!! i imagine he wouldnt have had access to that sorta thing growing up and doesnt own any but he thinks its swag

goes fucking insane for chocolate milk, he never had it before coming to bronzefield and thinks its the best thing on the planet

has stims where he clicks his tongue when hes nervous and tugs his hair when hes upset

would like to have a kitty :) he would like cats a lot i think

i feel like he had a crush on yoomi way before it was actually said in text? like hes been into that guy for a WHILE

is hypermobile, probably double jointed in all his fingers and shit

hes DEFINITELY an egg in some form. i dont think he’ll be transfem but i hope there will be an arc where he realizes hes nonbinary or something of that sort. nonbinary freak representation 😍

thinks animatronics are really cool!! i imagine hes like not affected by the uncanny valley so he wouldnt think theyre creepy just interesting (yes i am projecting a bit)

he has a really good singing voice! hes never tried before but i feel like itd be really soothing and sweet, like perfect for singing lullabies ifykwim

sorta hates physical contact, the only people he allows to touch him are the shit squad and shiloh (probably kitty and betsy later on too)

afraid of crying/having meltdowns around people due to bad experiences in the past, but has built up to being able to be vulnerable around his friends

he would love stardew valley i know he would

btw if you erase jess’ autistic traits or treat him like a child dont interact with this post or ill bite

#bronzefield #jess shye #jess bronzefield #brnzfld #clown honks #fav

[overheard-at-brnzfld]

Tav: You use humor to deflect your trauma.

Yoomi: Awww, thanks-

Tav: That’s not a good thing.

Yoomi: All I’m hearing is that you think I’m funny.

#bronzefield #brnzfld #tav hendrix #tav bronzefield #yoomi ainsley #yoomi bronzefield #shit squad #shit squad bronzefield #incorrect quotes

[overheard-at-brnzfld]

Jess: Hey Tav,

Tav: Yes?

Jess: Can a person breathe inside a washing machine while it’s on?

Tav:

Tav: Where’s Yoomi?

#bronzefield #jess bronzefield #brnzfld #jess shye #yoomi bronzefield #yoomi ainsley #tav bronzefield #tav hendrix #incorrect quotes #shit squad #shit squad bronzefield

[overheard-at-brnzfld]

Yoomi: uh, I think I got your lunch, Jess. Yoomi: *Holds up a note that reads I am very proud of you. Love, Tav.* Jess: Oh yeah. I didn’t think this was for me. Jess: *Holds up a note that reads Be good. For the love of God, Please be good.*

#i love tav being the shit squads dad #bronzefield #brnzfld #yoomi ainsley #yoomi bronzefield #jess shye #jess bronzefield #tav hendrix #tav bronzefield #shit squad #shit squad bronzefield #incorrect quotes

[overheard-at-brnzfld]

Yoomi: JSDGJKGDFHS

Jess: whst is that

Tav: it’s a keyboard smash.

Jess: hwo do i dp it

Yoomi: just press anything lol!!!

Jess: 7

#tried to mimic their typing styles for this one lmao #based on like the chat logs #shit squad #shit squad bronzefield #yoomi ainsley #yoomi bronzefield #jess shye #jess bronzefield #tav hendrix #tav bronzefield

[overheard-at-brnzfld]

Store Worker: Would a Mr. Tavarius please come to the front desk?

Tav, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem?

Store Worker: *points to Jess and Yoomi*

Store Worker: I believe they belong to you?

Jess and Yoomi, simultaneously: We got lost :(

Tav: I didn’t even bring you guys here with me-

#brnzfld #bronzefield #tav hendrix #tav bronzefield #yoomi ainsley #yoomi bronzefield #jess shye #jess bronzefield #shit squad #shit squad bronzefield #incorrect quotes

[overheard-at-brnzfld]

Jess: What if I press the brake and gas at the same time?

Yoomi: The car takes a screenshot.

Tav: For the last time, get the fuck out.

#bronzefield #brnzfld #jess shye #jess bronzefield #yoomi ainsley #yoomi bronzefield #tav hendrix #tav bronzefield #shit squad #shit squad bronzefield #incorrect quotes

[overheard-at-brnzfld]

Tav: I keep a picture of all of us in my wallet. Whenever I face difficulties, I take it out and stare at the picture. The Shit Squad: Awwww- Tav: And I tell myself "If I can deal with these idiots, then I can deal with anything." The Shit Squad: Oh.

#bronzefield #brnzfld #shit squad #shit squad bronzefield #tav hendrix #tav bronzefield #incorrect quotes

[overheard-at-brnzfld]

Tav: Do you want a drink? Yoomi: I could go for some appy slices right now. Tav: With a little peanut butter to dip them in? Yoomi: FUCKING OF COURSE I WANT PEANUT BUTTER TAV!

#in which tav continues to parent the shit squad #shit squad #shit squad bronzefield #tav hendrix #tav bronzefield #yoomi ainsley #yoomi bronzefield #source: mbmbam #incorrect quotes #bronzefield #brnzfld

[overheard-at-brnzfld]

[ The shit squad at a stand-up comedy event out of town] Comedian: Where are you guys from? Tav: Bronzefield. Comedian: I’m sorry. Tav, a little louder: Bronzefield. Comedian: No, I heard. I’m just sorry.

#less about any of the chars more about #bronzefield is probably a hell world #bronzefield #brnzfld #shit squad #shit squad bronzefield #tav hendrix #tav bronzefield #incorrect quotes

[overheard-at-brnzfld]

Yoomi: Make no mistake. Not only am I party rocking, but I am also in the house tonight. Juno: But are you shuffling? Yoomi: Everyday. Jess: What language are you two speaking??

#bronzefield #brnzfld #yoomi ainsley #yoomi bronzefield #juno tran #juno bronzefield #jess shye #jess bronzefield #shit squad #shit squad bronzefield #incorrect quotes

[overheard-at-brnzfld]

Tav: who hurt you? Yoomi: do you want a list? Tav, pulling out a knife: yeah, actually.

#bronzefield #brnzfld #shit squad #shit squad bronzefield #tav hendrix #tav bronzefield #yoomi ainsley #yoomi bronzefield #incorrect quotes

[overheard-at-brnzfld]

Juno: Is this your plan B? Yoomi: Technically, this is plan L. Juno: Plan L? Is there a plan M? Yoomi: Yes, but I marry Jess in plan M. Jess: I like plan M.

#bronzefield #brnzfld #shit squad #shit squad bronzefield #joomi #joomi bronzefield #juno tran #juno bronzefield #yoomi ainsley #yoomi bronzefield #jess shye #jess bronzefield