overheard-at-brnzfld

[overheard-at-brnzfld]

Cain: we have fun, don’t we, Tim? Tim: I have never been more stressed out in my entire life.

#source: the good place #bronzefield #brnzfld #incorrect quotes #cain vulpe #cain bronzefield #tim hatchet #tim bronzefield

[overheard-at-brnzfld]

Tav: I keep a picture of all of us in my wallet. Whenever I face difficulties, I take it out and stare at the picture. The Shit Squad: Awwww- Tav: And I tell myself "If I can deal with these idiots, then I can deal with anything." The Shit Squad: Oh.

#bronzefield #brnzfld #shit squad #shit squad bronzefield #tav hendrix #tav bronzefield #incorrect quotes

[overheard-at-brnzfld]

Isaac: Thank you for agreeing to speak with me. Juno: I didn’t, you just walked in here and started talking. Isaac: I don’t have time for a history lesson.

#bronzefield #brnzfld #juno x isaac #isaac d'ovidio #isaac bronzefield #juno tran #juno bronzefield #incorrect quotes

[overheard-at-brnzfld]

Tav: I only feel one emotion and it's anger. Sawyer: last night you texted me a thousand heart emojis. Tav: out of anger.

#bronzefield #brnzfld #tav x sawyer #tav hendrix #tav bronzefield #sawyer laurier #sawyer bronzefield #incorrect quotes

[overheard-at-brnzfld]

Dean: If Cash wasn't in my life, I would not be here tonight. Melia: Awwwww. Dean: No, because I'm stupid. He has to tell me where to go all the time.

#bronzefield #brnzfld #spare change #spare change bronzefield #dean najm #dean bronzefield #cash wendy #cash bronzefield #melia katsaros #melia bronzefield #incorrect quotes

[overheard-at-brnzfld]

Nephele: You can't kill me! I have a girlfriend! Murderer I guess: Do you really think that will stay my hand? Nephele: Oh no, you misunderstand. That wasn't a plea. That was a warning. Murderer: Wha- Orla: *Smashes down the door*

#i was tempted to make the murderer amos just for the bit but it wouldn't make sense lmao #bronzefield #brnzfld #nephorla #nephorla bronzefield #nephele summerfield #nephele bronzefield #orla mae #orla bronzefield

[overheard-at-brnzfld]

Speed: I’m not gonna conversate with you, I’m not gonna invest time— Beau: I think it’s “converse.” Speed: Huh? Beau: Just say “talk.”

#bronzefield #brnzfld #speed bronzefield #sun mun hee #beau castle #beau bronzefield #source: rupaul's drag race #incorrect quotes

[overheard-at-brnzfld]

Maverick: I don't want to hurt their feelings! Shiloh: Hurt their feel- do you just walk around all day, thinking about other people's feelings? Maverick: Yeah? Don't you? Shiloh: No! How do you get anything done??

#bronzefield #brnzfld #mavioli #mavioli bronzefield #maverick quinn #maverick bronzefield #shiloh tran #shiloh bronzefield #source: new girl #incorrect quotes

[overheard-at-brnzfld]

Juliet, setting up a dating profile: What are your three best qualities? Nephele: I’m gay, I'm soft, and sometimes I cry because I love my friends so much.

#bronzefield #brnzfld #nephele summerfield #nephele bronzefield #juliet bentley #juliet bronzefield #incorrect quotes

[overheard-at-brnzfld]

Orla: This is so frustrating! I hate everything! I hate everybody!! Nephele: ... Everybody? Orla: Everybody except you.

#bronzefield #brnzfld #nephorla #nephorla bronzefield #orla mae #orla bronzefield #nephele summerfield #nephele bronzefield #incorrect quotes

[overheard-at-brnzfld]

Tav: Do you want a drink? Yoomi: I could go for some appy slices right now. Tav: With a little peanut butter to dip them in? Yoomi: FUCKING OF COURSE I WANT PEANUT BUTTER TAV!

#in which tav continues to parent the shit squad #shit squad #shit squad bronzefield #tav hendrix #tav bronzefield #yoomi ainsley #yoomi bronzefield #source: mbmbam #incorrect quotes #bronzefield #brnzfld

[overheard-at-brnzfld]

Orla: Rule number one is no jokes Malak: And what is the policy on updog? Orla: That’s it, you’re fir- Nephele: Wait, what’s updog?? Orla: No way.

#stuco shenanigans i think #orla mae #orla bronzefield #malak katsaros #malak bronzefield #nephele summerfield #nephele bronzefield #nephorla #source: twitter #incorrect quotes #bronzefield #brnzfld

[overheard-at-brnzfld]

*police sirens in the distance* Cas, who has never done anything wrong in his life: they’ve found me

#okay now that i think about it this one is inaccurate #but im still posting it #cas ellis #caspian ellis #cas bronzefield #incorrect quotes #bronzefield #brnzfld

[overheard-at-brnzfld]

Sawyer, watching the news: Some idiot just fought a squid at the aquarium Tav, covered in squid ink: Well, maybe the squid was being a jerk

#bronzefield #brnzfld #sawyer laurier #sawyer bronzefield #tav hendrix #tav bronzefield #tav x sawyer #source: twitter #incorrect quotes

[overheard-at-brnzfld]

Tav: Apartment "complex," really? I find it quite simple.

Yoomi: Are you telling me a shrimp fried this rice?

Jess: "Based?" Based on what?

#bronzefield #brnzfld #tav hendrix #tav bronzefield #yoomi ainsley #yoomi bronzefield #jess shye #jess bronzefield #incorrect quotes

[overheard-at-brnzfld]

Marilyn, decorating for halloween: This year I got bats that are smiling because it's more realistic! Charlie: Why is it more realistic? Marilyn: 'Cause they're happy! It's their favorite holiday, they love it!

#the calm before the storm #marilyn reeves #marilyn bronzefield #charlie reeves #charlie bronzefield #source: bob's burgers #incorrect quotes

[overheard-at-brnzfld]

Beau: I’m not getting into any more stupid debates with you. Speed: Earth is not a planet. Beau: HOW IS EARTH NOT A PLANET!?

#bronzefield #brnzfld #beau castle #beau bronzefield #speed bronzefield #sun mun hee #incorrect quotes