I wish we had more female characters like Eleanor Shellstrop. One of the most unlikable people you've ever met. Read a Buzzfeed article on most rude things you can do on a daily basis and decided to use that as a list of goals. Makes everyone's day worse just by being there. Dropped a margarita mix on the ground and tried to pick it up, only to get hit by a row of shopping carts which pushed her into the road where she was hit by a boner pill delivery truck, killing her instantly. Cannot keep a romantic partner despite being bisexual. Had a terrible childhood but will die before she gets therapy. Best employee at a scam company. Just the worst but also can't help but root for her to improve.
Absolute loser. Girl-failure. Bad at almost everything. Literally perfect female character.
giving val head!! smug as usual, barely even showing an ounce of pleasure just to make you work harder!!
and the only way to know if you've done a good job, is if you hear the slight hitch in her breathing. other than that, she's pretty silent and smug, watching and guiding with a hand in your hair !!
Sweetheart's name is so funny to me because it's the exact opposite of what she actually is. Sweetheart is an awful person who hates everyone despite her name and I love that for her. What an icon.
I have such a deep dislike for Maiike, mainly because I have had not one, not two, not even three, but four different sims that she has refused to allow to join her dippy little Avant Gardes club. And I’m pretty sure it’s because all of them were at one point either considering Gunther as a baby daddy, or because they weren’t snobs. Like even with the same interests and being nice and friendly to all the club members.
So yeah she sucks 2-weeks-unwashed toes and I’m doing everything I can to ensure she doesn’t get her jerk hands on our precious boy, Gunther.
Ulrike is great! She’s been the besties of a few sims of mine, and the girlfriend of at least one other. She sometimes ends up with Dirk Dreamer, sometimes with Gavin Richards, and a couple of times with Judith Ward (GIRL, GET IT).
Poor Ulrike probably has to apologize for how much a brat Maiike is whenever she invites anyone over. :(
"You're a bad idea, but I like bad ideas." \ fae'ae (screams)
"I am, by far, the best idea you could possibly have." And that says as much about her as it does about them. "Your creativity is only surpassed by your volatility and inefficiency."
My mom: *makes a joke about one of my eating disorders*
Me: *calls her out for joking about one of my eating disorders*
My mom: I wasn't joking about your eating disorder.
Great, then what were you doing? Because it sure as hell sounded like a joke at my expense, about my eating disorder, that I've fucking explained to you a million times.
Now she's mad. Like, okay? Are you the victim here? No. Quit being a bitch and fucking apologize.