#selfish sheltered garbage men but they really do love each other

[july-19th-club]

the thing about loras tyrell is that he’s a stuck-up trust fund olympic fencer with a sort of hard-to-find sweet side and a face like he is always absolutely disgusted with you even when he’s not, and the love of his life is the nice-enough but incredibly naive spare heir to a corrupt mediterranean country who is always about ten seconds away from getting shot by his family’s connections in the mob for being An Inconvenience. these are positives to me though 

#like that's what the pairing is all about #the modern au is like one of those trashy steamy romance paperbacks where they need plot between the sex so they have somebody be wealthy a #and somebody else be refreshingly plucky and innocent. except they're both wealthy-in-trouble and neither of them are plucky or innocent #selfish sheltered garbage men but they really do love each other #oh my god i had a brienne modern au once where she was an olympic fencer or . was it triathlon. either way that’s how they know each other #and he haaaaates her bc he’s good but she’ll always be better #and because his fiance likes her in a friendly way and they gang up on him to playfully flirt at events and dinners #also cause she’s tall and he’s an insecure little pissbaby lmao #he;s always like. why would my husband. a gay man. not be more into this giant impressive butch than me. another gay man #and he is right to be afraid of this lmao not because of renly specifically just because brienne IS better than him in every conceivable wa #ive never seen game of thrones #a tag never more appropriate to a shitpost than this! #epee to a gunfight