Oh Look!
It's huge box!
It looks like a Jack in a Box toy... but bigger...
It also have a crank...
Should you pull it so can sing you a song?
It's your choice!
@mentally-medicin-thebox
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why is the bartender so cute?
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scared...
what if people think we're faking because of deadpica? theyre an introject of one of my favorite ocs
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my brain just spat out the concept of "futurama/tf2 crossover with scout as fry"
im not gonna do anything with it but it seemed like something youd like
they're the same guy in different ways and i think they would be best friends forever. scout would be enthralled that fry got to deliver pizza for a living. he doesnt care about the space stuff. fry is terrified that scout dies every day for a living. he probably gets used to it, but i can just see the compilation of fry getting spattered with blood and scout running by 15 seconds later with a thumbs up and a stupid grin
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Hot Take (by virtue of the fact that nobody but me cares enough about this character to have a Take about this):
(also spoilers for the Arc of a Scythe series under the cut)
Sycthe Constantine should've been permanently blinded by the acid. There are 3 main reasons for this and one explanation of how it could work within the series:
This would fix an issue that the aoas series has as a whole, that being the ableist undertones. Listen I understand that they probably aren't really indicative of Shusterman's beliefs, he wanted to make a story where the key question is "what if humanity conquered death" and it's hard to make a world like that while still justifying physical disabilities existing, I get it. But blinding Constantine would mean a disabled character and really help make the series feel less ableist.
There's a precedent for it. It is already establised by this point that death by corrosive acid is irreversible, it wouldn't be a huge leap of logic to say that, like the brain, the eyeball is too complex to truly reconstruct or that the optic nerve retained some sort of permanent damage. In my opinion it wouldn't require any explanation. If you've already established that acid can have irreversible effects then you can extend that to eyeballs all you like.
Think of the DRAMA. The TRAGEDY. Imagine being the only person in the world who is disabled. I understand that Scythe Constantine isn't a main character, no matter how much I might want him to be, so maybe this is too much for what is barely a side character, but just picture the feelings of inadequacy, and the hardship and the lack of acceptance or even basic accommodations etc. etc. And with the training that Scythes undergo he would likely still be able to keep his position as a Scythe, he has the capacity to be like that guy Caine from John Wick 4, or to make a more popular reference Daredevil.
Now the problem here is whether Goddard would let a blind Scythe into his inner circle. This is debatable but I don't think it's implausible. Constantine being blind would give him an even more iconic look. Whatever eye coverings he would go for (I like when characters have bandages over their eyes but realistically he would probably just wear sunglasses), and the presence of a cane (or ideally a seeing-eye dog but this is personal preference again, I confess) compounded with the iconography of his robe colour and material would make him one of the most recognisable Scythes in the world. This would appeal to Goddard as it is stated in the first book in the series that he wants high visibility, which is why he chooses Junior Scythes that have specific racial leanings even when that is much more rare in this world and why he and his clique all add gems onto their robes. He likes for him and his pals to have a distinct, iconic appearance when compared to everyone else. And Constantine getting blinded would mean an even more distinct and iconic appearance that wouldn't necessarily cost his skill or respectability
Overall, I've thought about this character more than anybody else alive and also I didn't mention this in the main body of the post but the reveal that he hadn't been permanently blinded was so anti-climactic I mean come on.
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YOU.
ME.
GAS STATION.
-@physically-intolerable-scoutbot
I WILL take you up ON THAT offer. LIQUID DRINKER.
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Took way too long to draw because someone kept DMing me images of shirtless buff men flexing their pecs, I was sobbing
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put your cat on the mic
AAAAAAAAAAAAGSHSHHSHHHHHGHHHH
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Ooc: can I just take a moment to talk about how adorable the bot mercs are. Especially the way they type?? The way they write emotions-
".Curious!!" ".Excited!!" ".Nervous!!"
They're just so cute??? Love these lil fellas keep it up you silly geese we love you :D
@physically-robotic-heavy
@physically-intolerable-scoutbot
@physically-metallic-engie
@physically-robotic-medic
@emotionally-anxious-spybot
@physicallymetallicsoldier
Bot appreciation go follow them <33
Also to whoever receives the Medibot package take good care of him or else I'm stealing your kneecaps. He deserves only the best care
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