#scorbus incorrecto quotes

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Scorp: Hey handsome

Albus: Hey

Scorpius: What are you doing later today?

Albus: Homework and tears

Scorpius: Same then

#lmfao #this just happened between me and my friend #the difference is that we ain't actually in love #lmao whys my life so funny #it isn't #my anxiety got bad and i slept 5 hours 🙂🙂🙂 #my mum laghted at me for painting my nails pride themed #i don't think she meant bad #but my anxiety does sooo #anyway happy pride #now real tagging #scorbus #scorbus incorrecto quotes #harry potter #scorbus incorrect quotes #albus potter #Scorpius malfoy

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Someone: Oh what a cute couple!

Albus: We are not a couple! We are just best friends!

Scorpius: Yeah, best friends who are both atracted to men!

Albus: Best friends who are both atracted to men and are roomates!

Scorpius: Best friends who are both atracted to men, are roomates and cuddle to sleep!

Albus: Best friends who are both atracted to men, are roomates, cuddle to sleep and enjoy domestic life together!

Scorpius: Exactly! Like all besties do!

Albus: There's nothing strange about our friendhip!

That someone: ... *To Rose* Do you have to deal with this every day?

Rose: Yup. If i am not their maid of honour there's gonna be blod.

#oblivious assholes #Rose ended uo being their maid of honour tho #scorbus Headcanons #scorbus #scorbus incorrecto quotes #albus regulus potter #Scorpius MALFOY