Scorpius: Where’s Queen Eleanor?
Albus: Baby jail.
Scorpius: What crime has she committed?!
Albus: Stole my sock.
Scorpius: Without a trial?! That's illegal! Free her!
Albus: No way, she'll just steal my other sock.
Scorpius: I'm calling the police!
Albus: Do it then.
This is who Albus put in baby jail, can you believe that????
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scorbus as things me and my bff have said to eachother (part 2? 3? im not even sure)
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scorpius: *eating in the great hall w/ albus* al, your leg is literally on top of me. can you please move?
albus: sure. *sits on scorpius’s lap*
scorpius:
scorpius: *continues eating his breakfast like nothing happened*
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albus: wow. that is one sexy suitcase.
scorpius: please dont call inanimate objects sexy.
albus: fine, i’ll call you sexy instead. hey, sexy.
scorpius: i hate you.
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scorpius: *finishes 20 minute long rant about an entire book series*
albus: cool.
scorpius: you were listening, right?
albus: if im gonna he honest, no. youre very pretty when youre focused though. can i draw on your hand?
scorpius: *sigh* yes, go ahead.
albus: *proceeds to draw very realistic boobies on scorpius’s hands with a glittery gel pen*
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Regulus: I hate you.
James: You want me so bad.
Draco: I hate you.
Harry: You want me so bad.
Scorpius: Yay, besties!
Albus: :D
Scorpius:
Albus:
Scorpius:
Albus: You want me so bad.
Scorpius: I want you so bad.
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*Albus and Scorpius dating*
Regulus and James in heaven: wait, this is a fucking play about us?
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*Albus and Scorpius making out*
*Rose walks in*
Rose: Your ancestors are turning in their graves right now.
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Albus: stupid Malfoy with his stupid smile and his stupid face and his stupid funny jokes and his stupi-
Harry: *groans loudly* Can. You. Please. Shut. Up.
Ron: says you mate
Harry: but-but I wasn’t that bad
Ron: mhm sure you weren’t you just talked about him every single waking second, not that bad
Harry: shut up Ron
Ron:okie dokie
Harry: I said SHUT UP
Ron:
Harry: but u wasn’t as bad as him, right
Ron: Mate, you were 10 times worse
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Lily, whispering: Why are Albus and Scorpius sitting with their backs to each other?
Rose: They had a fight.
Lily: Then why are they holding hands?
Rose: They get sad when they fight.
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Welcome to my sideblog of hp ships!!
What you'll see on this blog is my silly ideas, incorrect quotes, headcanons, and some writing bits with any of the ships below <3
hedric
jegulus
nottpott
wolfstar
prongsfoot
scorbus
jeddy
gauntlow
dreo
dredric
jily
wolfbucks
moonwater
linny
About Me
Not much lol. I read and daydream about ships I love. Plz note, this is a drama-free place. Irl is a bitch already, no need for here too. I hardly tag unless it's my posts, and I won't post nsfw stuff. I already have an another blog for that. You can ask and message me ofc <3<3<3
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Scorpius: No more making fun of me when I misuse dated cultural references, alright? Are we cowabunga on this?
Albus, sighing: Fine. We're cowabunga.
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Albus: Scorpius is the most important person in my life
Scorpius: I am gonna marry him and together we'll live in our palace of love
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Scorpius: [to Albus] Whatever my ancestors did to yours, none of them consulted me!
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Albus: Scorpius, if I jumped off a train would you?
Scorpius: *nervously following Albus off the train* the problem with this question is that it’s usually posed as a hypothetical!
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