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Charisma House - Superhuman Sharehouse Story “Charisma” - #82 Hometown

Please read alongside listening to the drama track on Youtube.

Let me know if I missed something!

Female teacher: Hey, knock it off!

Female teacher: Why are you doing such things?

Male teacher: Sigh, this is exactly why…

Woman: Stop it.

Man: Listen to what I say to you.

Woman: Enough already!

Man: Do as told!

Sarukawa: NO!

Sarukawa: My answer’s no.

Woman: Kei…

Leader: Take that kid away.

Ryuu: …!

Baddies: Hey!

Ryuu: You can’t do this! Come back to us! Without Nii-chan I’m…

Ryuu: …!

Sarukawa: ….Ryu, I told you to quit it.

Sarukawa: You’re the one that didn’t listen.

Sarukawa: Wipe your own goddamn ass…!

Ryuu: …!

Leader: Take him too. Tie ‘em up with the others.

Woman: …Are you sure?

Leader: Get movin’!

Leader: Kei, what’cha sticking ‘round for with these guys?

Leader: Why don’t you leave them behind, just what makes ‘em different from us.

Sarukawa: GAAAAH!

(Sarukawa fighting)

Leader: HAAH!!

Sarukawa: !!! Gah…

Leader: You’ve gotten weaker.

(Sound of a butterfly knife being pulled out)

Leader: One last chance. Why did you abandon this place.

Sarukawa: Shuddup…!

Sarukawa: ‘Cuz I obviously fuckin’ hate it. This shitty ass dumpster…!

Leader: Hmph…

(Explosion)

Sarukawa: What the…!?

Rikai, Ohse, Amahiko, Iori & Terra: WAAAH!! AAAH!!! WAWAWAWA!! EEEH!! NOOO!!

(Sound of tanks rolling in, footsteps of soldiers and people from the slums running away)

Rikai: T-that’s-!

Terra: There they are…

Nakagami: Fufufu…. Finally I have located you, you Charismas!

Kida: Professor, we got rid of the electronic jamming which restored the Charisma radar.

Nakagami: Nicely done, Kida-kun.

Torahime: So unfair!

Kida: Huh?

Nakagami: Listen! Do NOT harm the seven of them in any case!

Nakagami: The rest is irrelevant.

Nakagami: And make sure to take out the trash threatening our beacons of hope.

Assistants: Yessir!!

Slum people: Who the fuck are you guys!!

Slum people: Stop it! What did we do to you!?

Slum people: Nooo!!

Iori: …!

Fumiya: Yooo, everyone

Rikai, Ohse, Amahiko & Terra: !? Fumiya-san/Fumiya-kun!

Rikai: What a relief! You’re safe!

Fumiya: Oh boy, oh boy

Rikai: Eh?

Special forces: It’s the Charismas! Catch ‘em!

Rikai, Ohse, Amahiko & Terra: EEEH!?

Terra: Don’t lead the danger to us! ITO FUMIYAAAA!!

Ohse: Huh? Where’s Io-kun…!

Rikai, Ohse, Amahiko & Terra: !?

(Iori running)

Iori: Haah.. haah!

(Iori falls over)

Iori: Gh…!

(Iori stands up and runs again)

Iori: Saru-chan…!

Sarukawa: “The hell you comin’ with me for, you weirdo.”

Sarukawa: “You got family, yer better off crawlin’ back to ‘em.”

Iori: …! ….!!!

Sarukawa: “Stay away, idiot.”

Iori: ………!!

Sarukawa: “Just leave.”

Iori: …!!

Sarukawa: “Io, I finally got a home to call mine.”

Iori: Saru-chan!!

Iori: Haah… haah… hah…

Sarukawa: Serves ‘em right.

Iori: …..?

Sarukawa: Hope all of it burns down, this shitstain of a place.

Iori: What are you saying!?

Sarukawa: Huh…?

Iori: Isn’t… this place… isn’t it your precious home!?

Sarukawa: ….!

Assistant 3: Professor

Torahime: Sensei!

Assistant 3: !

Torahime: We captured the Charismas!

Nakagami: Nice job.

Torahime: ….!!

Fumiya, Amahiko, Rikai, Ohse & Terra: Grrr~~

Torahime: And I’ll be the one to get my hands on the two remaining ones!

Special forces: Woaaah…

Torahime: Eh? What’s going on!?

(Sarukawa barreling down the street on a skateboard)

Torahime: That’s--!

Special forces: The Charisma’s are coming! Don’t let them escape! Catch ‘em!

Sarukawa: Gah!

(Special forces being beaten up)

Sarukawa: Eat shit!

(All of the troops being taken out)

Torahime: Crap! He’s charging over here!

Nakagami: Stop him!

Fumiya, Amahiko, Rikai, Ohse & Terra: STOOOOP!!!

Sarukawa: Uooooh….!!

Fumiya, Amahiko, Rikai, Ohse & Terra: WAAAAAH!!!

(Sound of skateboard colliding)

Everyone: AAAAAAAAAAAH

Amahiko: ECSTASYYYYYYY------!!

Iori: Guys! We’re here to help~!♪

Terra & Rikai: Shut up---!

Terra: In what way are you helping us!

Rikai: It’s prohibited to skateboard on the highway!

Terra: THAT’S what got you mad!?

Fumiya: Ohse, you okay

Ohse: Gwah…!

Fumiya: Ah, he’s dead.

Amahiko: Ohse-san!?

Nakagami: …! Enough you useless goons! I’ll go capture them!

Torahime: Eeeh!? You’re gonna do it yourself!?

(Sarukawa beating people up)

Woman: Kei…

Leader: Kei…

Ryuu: Kei-niichan….

Sarukawa: You pieces of shit! Everyone die! Gaah!!

Iori: “...Hated it? No, that’s not it.”

Iori: “I know Saru-chan was happy from the bottom of his heart when he came here.”

Iori: “He might not need this place anymore, and not set foot here ever again.”

Iori: “But I can tell that to him, this place is…”

Sarukawa: I really!

Sarukawa: Really!

Sarukawa: HATE THIS TOOOOOOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nakagami: Woaaah!!

Fumiya: “Charisma charge, complete.”

Torahime: S-SENSEEEEI!!

Nakagami: AMAZIIIIIINGGGG---------!!

Fumiya: Tsuppari Break.

#charisma house #charismahouse #tendou amahiko #ito fumiya #motohashi iori #kusanagi rikai #sarukawa kei #minato ohse #terra

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subnaut1ca · 2 years

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Posting a hot take on tumblr cause I’m scared of twitter

PLS IGNORE ITS LIKE 4:30 AM RN IM JSUT SCREAMING INTO THE VOID

Genuinely, MAPPA animation is clean but Im so fucking genuinely sad csm got blasted with the basic af corporate clean pretty anime normie style beam. like bruh old animation shit and all but can we PLEASE normalize going back to like different animation styles. LIKE LIKE bruh trigger they always be doin the interesting cool art style shit, they have smth thats theirs (yes Im sucking dick to my favorite anim studio)OR LIKE SCIENCE SARU their style wouldnt fit at ALL but at least itd be flavorful, OR MADHOUSE they're good at style mimick and can do the sketchy line shit really well like in OPM

like bruh I sound like a boomer but idk man maybe its cause I pictured csm in my head for so long as really gritty seeing it all clean and shiny is really weird to me... Like dont get me wrong I think MAPPA does usually put out bangin shit, but I wanna go back to old bones, madhouse, fuckin wahtever the hell where they really just went like wild and fun to fit the manga style rather than cater to the general public or whatever sigh. even dororo had like pretty different palettes and shit or even fuckin dorohedoro, sure the anim was like ok usually and the 3d was decent but mannnn I just wanna go back to crispy funky style anime grrr anyways hate anime that shit is cringe and bad ^^ kensuke Ushio on the ost so thatll be a win and proll the carrying part of the show, idk maybe its cause I loved this manga so much for so long Ive like built my own vision of what itd be like but man sigh sigh sigh idk these days maybe im getting older or smth but a lot of anime seems so milk toast and genuinely manga and shit just always happens to interest me more than its animated counterparts weird how times are a changin, Ill still be hype for the sound effects (they better fuckin HIT like fire force) and ost and fights moving but boy do I WISH it was grittier than that glossy fuckin normie bullshit

Although considering how much of like a cult following csm has and how dedicated most fans are I think there will always be ppl disappointed lol (im normal shut up)

its 4am Im sorry LOL

PS at least it wasnt clover works or smth like ig promised neverland was nice but like idk I feel like their thing is pretty anime, they got that gritty pencil right at right times Ill admit tho

PPS clover field would be bangin on WHA just sayin, seems up their ally

PPPS I also salty with what MAPPA did to AOT, liek WIT studio HAD THAT SHIT BY THE BALLS MAN, and the MAPPA beam made it glossy and shiny like... I mean along with other shit I visually was grrr ed about

idk I feel like a purest nerd saying that but whatever

PPPPS ngl I feel like WIT studio mighta fuckin RIPPED IT with csm all Im saying like ig they do have like a studio style but like idk they adapt well to styles for the most part

am a firm believer in like hate culture bad but in this instance, I will be a hater >:) respectfully

I’m shutting up now hopefully I dont scare away my like 5 followers or whatever

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x0401x · 7 years

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Gakuen K Drama CD: Evacuation Drills – Case of Second Year Class E

Raw version here. Please feel free to message me about possible corrections. Warning: this drama has an elaborate punchline that simply cannot be properly adapted to English, so please see the end of the post for clarification.

Misaki: Gakuen K ~Wonderful School Days~ V Edition – Bonus Drama CD. Evacuation Drills – Case of Second Year Class 1.

Misaki: This is bad! I’m really late! Dammit! That woman! Crouching down in the middle of the road! *pants* I was sure she was feeling unwell, and while I was at loss on whether I should talk to her or not, ten minutes went by! In the end, it seems she was just waiting for someone! AH!! Isn’t it already time for homeroom to start?! *pants* At least I gotta make it in time for the last hour! *pants*

Kuro: Fushimi. If I’m correct, you were a member of the Committee, right?

Saruhiko: Ahn? That’s right.

Kuro: About the homeroom of just now, I have something to ask about the evacuation drills that Anna-sensei mentioned. If you’re a Committee member, you also work during the evacuation drills, right?

Saruhiko: Ah, what is it... that you want to ask?

Kuro: It’s my first evacuation drill in this academy. I want you to tell me about the evacuation system. Do you use the outer stairs? The inner ones? And also—

Misaki: D’AAAAAH!! *pants* Looks like I made it to the last hour somehow! Haaah! So hooot! *pants*

Kuro: Yata. It seems Anna-sensei thought you were absent without authorization and took note of it on her account book.

Misaki: Ah... S-Seriously?! It couldn’t be that she... gave me additional homework or something, right?

Kuro: If you’re curious, you can just ask. *sigh* Well, anyways. About the homeroom, it seems the two hours of PE were changed from soccer to indoor ping-pong, so beware.

Misaki: HAAH?? “Ping-pong”?! I came here looking forward to soccer and it’ll be ping-pong?! Out of all things, that tiny-ass game won’t be nearly enough!!

Kuro: And after that, we’ll have evacuation drills in the afternoo—

Misaki: It’s impossible that they’ve cancelled soccer!! What have I even come for today!? If it’s for something like this, it would have been better if I’d come super late and headed straight to the club room!

Saruhiko: How about you try studying a little? Well... for an idiot who only has a brain to move his body around, earnestly paying attention to class would serve as nothing but a lullaby, though.

Misaki: What did you say?!

Saruhiko: Hah! It’s the truth, right? I’ve never seen you awake and seriously listening to any lesson, after all. *gasp* Ah, I see...! It’s because, with that head of yours, you can’t understand classes even if you stay awake. If so, then it might be the right choice to use them as sleep time.

Misaki: Saru! You’re always, always talking so sarcastically... I’m not asleep all the time. I’m simply focusing on the lessons with my eyelids closed!

Saruhiko: Heeeh?

Misaki: WHAT’S WITH THAT SMIRK!?

Kuro: So it’s begun? I’ve got no choice. I’ll ask someone else about the evacuation drill.

Misaki: The meat and yakisoba bread I had for lunch was delicious... but... the gyuudon bread also looked tasty... Guess I’ll have that for tomorrow. Haah... the sunlight is warm on my back... so nice~... *snores*

[Alarm sounds]

Misaki: W-What?? A-A FIRE?!

Kuro: It’s started, huh? The hypothetical source is... the science room?

Misaki: W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-What do we do!? That’s right! At times like this, if I’m not wrong, we’re supposed to follow the O-Ka-Shi-Mo! Huh? “O-Ka-Shi-Mo”? What was O-Ka-Shi-Mo supposed to mean?!? If... you’re a man, you gotta gather up even the guys you don’t know or have never talked to and save everyone! I’m certain that was what it stood for. But there’s no one I don’t know. The people her are all my classmates. I gotta protect everyone! Wait, those guys...! HEY, YOOOU!! STUPID BASTARDS! What’re you messing around for?! Do you get what kinda situation we’re in right now?! There’s a lot of people that would be sad if you died! You have family and friends that are precious to you, right?! You okay with making them cry?! There’s no way you are, right?! Protecting yourselves is the same as protecting them! Got that?! If you did, all of you, line up!

Saruhiko: *chuckles* That guy... is a true idiot.

Kuro: To think Yata would be so serious about the training... he has a wonderful form of thinking. From his usual attitude and behavior, I had thought he was but an unsteady guy... so this side of him existed?

Misaki: Alright! Everyone’s properly lined up! You’d better close your mouths! It’d be awful if you breathed smoke. HEY! You over there! Didn’t you hear me saying to close your mouth? What? You forgot your handkerchief? No choice, then. Use mine! I’m fine! It’s frustrating, but just as Saru says, my body’s resistance is my only valuable asset. Then, we’re leaving! I’ll take all of you to a safe place!

Okay, it seems the fire hasn’t spread much yet... If I’m not wrong, they said the source was... the science room, right? Let’s avoid it and head to the ground floor! But, man, it’s hot. So the temperature is rising because of the fire?

Saruhiko: Keh. “The temperature is rising because of the fire”? It’s just your brain making that up.

Misaki: Hey, Kamamoto! Why have you been looking at me with wet eyes since earlier? Ah? You didn’t know I had this much talent for leadership? It’s obvious that the next captain of the Red Club will be me? Stupid!! It’s not time to be talking about something like that! Damn! What an imprudent bastard... and you, Saru! What’re you grinning all alone for?! Could it be... you’re excited about the sudden fire?

Saruhiko: Nooope, nope. Don’t mind me and just move on... Leader-san.

Misaki: You...!

Kuro: Stop, Yata.

Misaki: Grrr...!

Kuro: So you were that heated? In these circumstances, we must follow the O-Ka-Shi-Mo, and act orderly until the end.

Misaki: That’s right... if it were the usual, I’d have hit him, but... this is an emergency. If you’re a man, you gotta gather up even the guys you don’t know or have never talked to and save everyone! Even if it’s someone you dislike, that doesn’t count as reason to abandon them.

Kuro: Yeah. That’s a great thinking.

Saruhiko: Hmph.

Misaki: *pants* We’ve finally arrived at the ground floor... everyone’s okay, right? No one got separated, right?

Kuro: It’s fine. Everyone’s assembled.

Misaki: Is that so? That’s good! But... the other classes are late... we’re still the only ones that have come here? Mikoto-san... Totsuka-san... they didn’t get caught in the fire, right?

Saruhiko: If the fire’s outbreak was from the science room, those people must have gotten caught up in the evacuation after the classroom assembled.

Misaki: That’s right... Totsuka-san kinda has some bad luck, and Mikoto-san naps a lot, so he might notice the fire too late... AGH!! I’m really worried! I’ll take a look at the situation right now—

Kuro: You can’t. “No pushing, sitting around, talking or going back”. These are the ironclad rules of evacuations, right?

Misaki: Aah...?

Kuro: You’ve managed to act so promptly that you could be the number one in the academy and evacuated all of us. What will you gain from breaking the regulations at the very last second?

Misaki: Yatogami... you’re a pretty heartless fellow. “No pushing, sitting around, talking or going back”? I don’t know any of those “ironclad rules”! During evacuations, we should follow the O-Ka-Shi-Mo, right?! There are times when a man has to do this!

Kuro: Hm? What are you saying? What I’m talking about is precisely the O-Ka-Shi-Mo...

Saruhiko: Pipe down, Misaki. If it’s Mikoto-san and Totsuka-san, they should be fine. You know better than anyone... that they don’t have the spirit of people... who would be taken down by a mere fire, right?

Misaki: Saru... you... have said something nice for the first time since you were born!

Saruhiko: Tsk...!

Misaki: That’s right! There’s no way those people would be doomed by something like this! My bad, Yatogami! I called you “heartless”...!

Kuro: No... I must apologize as well. It seems I have misunderstood you until now. From your normal behavior, I had thought you were a bit of a careless one. I had thought you were the reckless kind who did not know words such as “punctuality” or “solemnity”. However... I have learned today that this was my misinterpretation. You are... earnest to this extent, and had such an authoritarian side to you. I’m sorry for having looked at you so leniently.

Misaki: Ah, stop~! Being told things like these makes my back feel itchy.

Kuro: No... I honestly didn’t think you’d go through with the evacuation drill seriously.

Misaki: For real, nothing will come out of you saying th... “drill”?

Saruhiko: HAH! Have you fiiinally realized it, Misakiii?! Hah! You thinking that the fire was real and being all anxious was a feast to the eyes! Saying the temperature seemed to be rising because of a fire that wasn’t even happening... you really are an idiot, huh?

Misaki: T... Then... just now, you purposefully...?!

Saruhiko: Aah, me saying that “if it’s Mikoto-san and Totsuka-san, they should be fine”? It’s obvious they are fine. Rather... I’d like you to tell me how they could be burned by a non-existent fire.

Misaki: *sharp inhale* You... bastard...!

Kuro: Could it be... you thought the evacuation drill was a real fire? Even if it’s Yata, no one would make such a foolish mistake, right?

Saruhiko: So, how is it, “earnest and authoritarian” Misaki~?

Misaki: I... I... HATE EVACUATION DRILLS!!!

T/N: About the “O-Ka-Shi-Mo”....

I guess most of you guys know that Japanese alphabets don’t consist of letters but of syllabes. “O-Ka-Shi-Mo” are the syllabic initials of the rules Kuro cited as essential to evacuation drills; a shortened version of the phrase meant to make it easy to remember.

Its original meaning is “Osanai, Kakenai, Shaberanai, Modoranai” (no pushing, sitting around, talking or going back). But Misaki completely forgot about that and made up a new one based on his own reasoning, which was “Otoko nara, Kankeinai yatsu, Shabeta koto no nai yatsu zeiin Motomete tasukedasu” (If you’re a man, you gotta gather up even the guys you don’t know or have never talked to and save everyone). Because of course he would.

There’s literally no way to make a coherent adaptation out of this that wouldn’t twist the meaning of either Misaki’s or Kuro’s words, and that makes me so mad, lol.

#k project #gakuen k #fushimi saruhiko #yata misaki #yatogami kurou #k #drama cd #gohands #gora #my translation

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