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Here's a couple of actresses I would like to see in The Pocketwatch!
I think Raegan Revord would make a good choice for Chloe, depending on how old the characters are. In my head they're 13/14/15 like Celia and Dizzy are in D3, but they might be older than that. Raegan is only 14 so she probably couldn't pass as much older, but maybe! She currently plays Missy Cooper on Young Sheldon and she's one of the highlights of the show in my opinion. She's a very feisty character and I would love to see that in Chloe as well. Also I think she looks like she could play Jedidiah Goodacre's little sister if you squint.
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Next would be Madison Reyes as Red. She's known for her role as Julie in Julie and the Phantoms, which means we already know she can sing! She's currently 17 (turning 18 in a little over a month) so it might not be believable that she and Raegan are the same age, but I think she could still play a 15 or 16 year old and audiences would believe it. Plus she has prior connections to Kenny Ortega (and Booboo Stewart!) so it could be cool to have her be a part of the same franchise as them once again, even thought neither Kenny nor Booboo have been confirmed to be a part of The Pocketwatch.
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Madison Reyes also looks kinda similar to Angelica Migliazza, a dancer who played a daughter of the Queen of Hearts named Quinlin in Descendants 3. (Although there's not that many good pictures of her in costume to really compare the two of them.) I'd love to see Angelica reprise her role in this upcoming movie. It could be cool to see the Quinlin and Red sibling dynamic in comparison to Chad and Chloe. Or if Red and Chloe are in their late teens/early 20s, Angelica could play Red!
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For selfish reasons, I would love to see Sabrina Carpenter play Chloe. I just love her so much. She already has quite the fanbase among Disney viewers as the star of Girl Meets World so she could help draw in a bigger audience. Again, if they characters are in their late teens/early 20s I think she would be a great choice, but she just turned 23 (happy birthday Sab!!) so I doubt she'd be cast as anything younger than 17. Maybe there's like, a five year time jump post Royal Wedding so characters like Dizzy and Celia (and now Chloe and Red) are now about 20? Really I may just trying to justify her being in this movie. Disney please listen to me I love her so much. She has the voice of an angel so there's no doubt she can sing, and she's a pretty good dancer too. Also she just looks like a queen so...
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Finally, I've got Sadie Sink as Red (or Chloe too tbh!). She's 20 so she could maybe get away with playing a 15 year old...and she kinda does on Stranger Things, lol. I think it could be fun to see Sadie in something quite different than where we're used to seeing her. But then again, the time travel plot of this movie really isn't too unlike Stranger Things. I think she would be fun in a musical though! A redhead playing Red would also explain her name, even though any actress could wear a red wig to play her.
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I really haven't given it all that much thought yet, I was just watching Young Sheldon tonight and thought Raegan would make a great Chloe, so I did some more thinking about who else I'd like to see in it. Let me know if y'all have had any ideas!
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antihero6912 · 1 year
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2022.
What. A. Year.
I don’t even know where to begin to describe this year. We started the year off with getting the 3rd COVID Shot in order to even be able to go Skiing. Timed it just in time and what do you know.. we both got the biggest cold from it. Sold our Audi towards the end of 2021 and had no car the first 3 month which resulted in us taking a train to Austria for 13 hours lol. Nonetheless had THE best time in Zell am See finally being able to ski again. We celebrated our 8th anniversary in a fancy restaurant in what we now call our home town and got my absolute dream car a week late - my Tesla Model 3 :) Been wanting this since before the Audi and finally got it, it’s blue and it’s beautiful and there’s nothing quite like 450 PS beneath you on the Autobahn haha.
We did get to travel! WOOOHOO! After 2 years on hold we made the most of it: I took the train to see my brother and nephews and niece while my mom was there, we took a trip with H’s family for the first time ever lol (Bremen), we got the cheaptest tickets to Edingburgh and WOW what a ridiculous beautiful country Scotland is. We loved every corner of it! H’s 96 year old Grandma took us to Wales too and idk what’s up with GB but why is everything so. freaking. stunning. Took our Tessi to Denmark and the ocean in the Netherland and I finally, after 3 years, stepped ground in the United States again. Almost cried happy tears. It felt like no time has passed at all with Courtney and Em and Missy. I loved it so much! Overall made it on 11 flights! :) 
My business travels finally picked up as well! I got paid to go to Berlin in July, wanted to stay the entire weekend, Henni came, laid down, immediately tested positive and did not see anything at all of the big B and we went home, haha. Got to go to Hamburg in September and got to take my momma which was so cool to be able to pay the hotel for her! :) We went and saw Mamma Mia the Musical and had the best time and the best weather. Got to go to London again this year and what do you know.. brought Covid Home with me lol. Came home Wednesday, had the worst headache Friday and immediately tested postive. Overall it was “just” the worst headache in my entire life and so glad I made it through.
Work was.. fine. Sometimes maybe good, sometimes maybe shit. Stepped up the ladder and got promoted finally :) Love that for me and my know 11k bigger paycheck! Worked my butt off for it and tolerated some psycho crap though haha. However, Dori started at my department in June and my entire life became brighter :) I love love love having her there and seeing her again almost every day. My mood and excitement for work is sooo much better now with having someone to bitch about right there haha. Also made it in the excellence programm for next year, not quite sure what that brings but I’m excited for it.
What else? Sab and Steven got engaged which immediately blocked the engagement I was hoping for in Denmark, Henni got me a SUP for my birthday and we took it right out on the Fjord that day and it was so peaceful and fun! Such a relaxed b-day for the last one in my twenties. My brother got married to his girlfriend of 10 years and I loved dancing the entire night. We had what’s called the 9 € Ticket and I’ve never taken more trains in my life. Paid 27 Euros and travelled for over 400. My aunt unfortunately got sick and is still in the hospital :( Scared us like crazy but glad she’s finally feeling better and on the road to recovery. 
Sports were a big thing for H and I to do together this year :) We ran, we took loooots of bike rides in the summer, one day even almost 60 Kilometres, I ran 10k in the MS Marathon (woohhhho!), and I found my first love back: Tennis. Wow it’s been like what, 15 years? Now that we’re settled here I texted the tennis team and got lessons, I LOVED IT! Was a bit rusty at the start but getting really back into it now. H took a beginners course and I’ve loved being on the court together all through summer. 
Felll in love with desperate housewives, which idk why but I’ve never seen before and am now on round 2 for all 8 seasons haha. We finished our backyard and the front yard, got the fences up and got settled in the house. H is finally seeing a therapist for his panic attacks and it - fingers crossed - seems to help. We spend more time with Sab and Steven and have such a good friendship now. I love spending time with H even if we do not talk lol and spend quality time with my momma. 
And last but not least: I finally, after 8 years, 9 months and 21 days got proposed to (ARE YOU KIDDING? AAAHHH). Like many times before, I thought I was getting an engagement ring for Christmas. Checked his Amazon and Mail and there was anything BUT a ring. Got super sad again and talked to Dori all about it until my Internet was not working and I asked H to check this website to see if it was my phone or our internet, he opened it and the entire page was full of engagement ring commercials like you get when you google it. Ahhhh. Then, one day, he told me he was in MS and I went to check his location to see if he was on the way back so I could start dinner. And he was at my MOMS!!! I was freaking the f out and called Dori right away haha. I could not believe it. He asked my mom and brother for their permission are you serioussss aaahhhhg. Came home, was all sneaky about it, Sabbel called to ask if I wanted to go for a walk with her dog which was suspicious AF and I knew it right away lol. I literally would have gone in sweats and my sleep shirt if I hadnt known what was up :) Got home to candles all over the living room, towards the christmas tree and henni dressed up in his nicest shirt. He said he knew he wanted to marry me since day 1, got down on one knee and popped the question. He even filmed it all, what a perfect guy!! aaahhh! The ring is beautiful and fits like a glove and I cannot wait to marry my best friend! We facetimed everyone and they were all super excited except for my weird ass brother of course haha.
T’was a good year, dude.
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lilydalexf · 4 years
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Double the asks for jealousy! There are so many fics that include one or both of Mulder and Scully feeling jealous. Here are some of my favorites. Enjoy! 12 Rites of Passage by Anne Haynes Mulder and Scully seek a missing woman and discover frightening truths about their pasts. (A prequel to 12 Degrees of Separation) Abject by PD Scully is everyone's caretaker, isn't she? Achilles' Heel by FranTheWonderHorse (fran58) Mulder is drawn into a group that claims to want to cast light on alien abductions. The Actor by A.I. Irving After Mulder's soul searching in Apison, Skinner offers Scully the opportunity to make some changes in her professional and personal life. Bad Blood Missing Scene by @lyndsaybones Post-ep, missing scene challenge The Cry of the Truth by A.I. Irving As their love affair unfolds, Scully reveals to Mulder a painful secret relating to her abduction. Mulder's reaction tests their bond and eventually leads Scully to discover a few truths about herself. Dissonance by suilven (@suilven19) Mulder and Scully find themselves in an elevator with none other than Diana Fowley just as Mulder’s burgeoning abilities begin to manifest. Eat It Too by Rachel Anton Will Mulder ever get his cake? And if he does, what will he do with it? For Better, For Worse by @dksculder Mulder accompanies Scully as a surprise wedding date. Hardball by Missy Pennington An MSR story with humor. Summary withheld at author’s request. Heart's Desire by Malibusunset (@malibusunset-xf-blog) Mulder and Scully investigate the murder of a teenaged girl in a small resort town, and its connection to an eleven-year-old boy with Savant Syndrome whose drawings have a paranormal flair. While on the case, Scully runs into an old flame and does some soul searching of her own. How to Fake an Orgasm by V. Salome (@seepunkrun and Sab) Mulder, Scully and the other woman. The Snow Ball by Gina Rain Mulder and Scully get stuck in a snowstorm and seek shelter in a mattress store. Untitled "all things" story by @purrykat Why are you so jealous? / You’re mine. I don’t share.
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tellywoodtrash · 6 years
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billu jhoot toh dhang ka bola karo. you’re so bad at this.
look at him fishing and trying to get the birthday secret out, the fucking idiot. 
KHANNA YOU’RE A DAMN RUINER. OF EVERYTHING. EVERYWHERE. IN EVERY UNIVERSE. HONESTLY. 
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lmao his trying to hide his smile at shivaay’s idiocy tho. there is a limit of farmabardaari and khanna has reached it today. 
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LMAO OH BILLU. IT’S ALMOST AS BIG AS THE MURTI. WHY ARE YOU LIKE THISSSSSSSSSS???? 
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lololololol. khanna bhaiyya agar anika ke itne khaas dost nahi hote toh aaj unki toh chutti honi thi. 
look at his pride at the pandit essentially calling him a fucking freak.
“yeh aise bohut si cheezein karte hain jo koi aur nahi karta.”
HAHAHAHAHA. 
+10 for khanna’s snort. he really gives no fucks anymore. 
oufffff billu. why are you LIKE THIS? soooo fucking awkward. 
i notice that he’s back to the fun socks though!
“mauka bhi hai, mandir bhi hai, panditji bhi hain, bhagwanji bhi hain...”
is he PROPOSING or.... like... kehna kya chahta hai tu billu????
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same, anika. #same. 
btw, how did anika’s terrible cold MIRACULOUSLY cure itself? like literally about an hour ago, she was sneezing up a fucking storm when khanna came to give her all the stuff. kapde badal diye toh zukhaam bhi chala gaya? 
god he’s really trying THE MOST with this fucking dosti thing, isn’t he??? 
it’s really painful to watch like, a 35 year old man have ZERO fucking game like this. GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF MAN. 
"nahi, red waala nahi! red lovers ke liye hota hai!” 
.... is there something special about the yellow roses or has he really deluded himself into thinking that he’s okay with being “sirf dost” with her forever???????
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ugh look at him following her around like a fucking puppy. endearing dumbass. 
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... i... i just give up. he’s beyond help. 
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this poor girl. having to put up with this nonsense on her birthday. 
oh billu. if only you knew what she was thinking. 
“may i?” 
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idk what kinda friends you two have in your lives, but i’ve never looked at my “sirf dost” like this, like i wanna french kiss them and adopt+raise puppies with them. but you do you, guys. 
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand the moment’s been ruined. shivaay chutiya hai hi, woh sab theek, but yeh nikhil toh awwal darje ka chomu hai. 
OK FUCKING HELL, FUCKING BEAT HIM UP SHIVAAY. FUCKING THOPDA HI REARRANGE KAR DE USKA. 
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ouff oh anika, it’s a shiv mandir. shivji is totally into destruction and shit. let shivaay do his thang and open his third eye at this fucker. he deserves a good beatdown. 
lmao really shivaay? is that what you were attempting to do with nikhil? SAMJHAAOFY him? 
birthday’s been ruined with the rakhail talk. sigh. 
greaaaaaaaaaaaaaat, he’s going to prolong this some more with some more tamaasha. just great! 
gauri is overacting in a bid to get anika to that house. girl pls, every one knows birthday ke din aise pentre are always a bid to get to venue of party.
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anika ka toh pata nahi, but this is all the birthday gift *I* want. *rubs my face on his*
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LMAO THIS EXTRA AF MAN. HOW AND MORE IMPORTANTLY, WHY THE HELL DID HE GO GET A COMPLETE WARDROBE CHANGE IN LIKE 10 MINUTES???????????/ BIRTHDAY TUMHARA THODI HAI!!!!!!! 
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gauri tum toh rehne hi do. no one believes you’re on any other team other than shivaay’s anymore. 
... so she’s completely over the rakhail conversation they had like 10 minutes ago???????? 
why can’t all of nakuul’s dialogue delivery be like this “zindagi mein khushiyaan...” line?  
LOL TELL THE TRUTH SHIVAAY, YOU’VE THREATENED/BRIBED THIS CHACHI INTO BEING NICE, HAVEN’T YOU?????? SPILL! 
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lmao yup. that’s a “do as i say if you want to live” face if i’ve ever seen one. 
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lololololololol. i love these two and their faces so much. 
every time they cut to shivaay’s deathface getting more and more formidable by the second, i wonder exactly what the fuck he threatened chachi with to get her to say all this. 
anika is such dumbass to fall for this shit. doesn’t she know her chachi at all???????????????????
LMAO HE GOT INSPIRED BY TRUMP AND SEEDHA DEPORTATION FROM THE COUNTRY ITSELF HE THREATENED. 
hahaha, after all that, the most sassy “CHACHIJI!” to top it all off. 
pft, ainvayi ka patronizing scene using sahil and his handicap to show us oh ho yeh kitnaaaaaaaa achcha aadmi hai. chal hatt! 
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DANG GAURI TRIVEDI, LOOK ATCHA, PUTTING THE MOVES ON HIM RIGHT IN FRONT OF HIS SISTER. SOMEONE GIVE ME AS MUCH CONFIDENCE AS THIS GIRL! 
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lmao prinku’s sweet as pie sassy smile throughout the whole exchange. 
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, how stinking cute is omki shomki’s shyness though! awkwardly tugging on his shirt, husky unsure “bolo?” 
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lol beta suchhhhhh utaavlapann to know. do you liiiiiiiiike her???? hmmmmm??????
LOLOLOLOL. it’s what we alllllllllll wanna know, gauri. IT’S EXACTLY WHAT WE ALL WANNA KNOW.
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poor boy. kaise chop ho gayi iski.
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OMFG SHE EVEN REACHED OUT AND TWEAKED HIS HAIR. I LOVE HER. 
lolololololol i fucking love how this prinku truly enjoys watching her poor brothers in misery and taking their case. 
om, if you like her and want something to happen why haven’t you made a move eh? number toh hai na tere paas? har kaam woh hi kare? tu kab kuch karega????? 
great, this day and its zillat is just never ending for anika. shivaay ne poore din ke nautanki ka theka le rakha hai. 
GOD SHIVAAY YOU’RE.... UGH. JFC, SO FUCKING EMBARRASSING. YOU’RE HONESTLY THE FUCKING WORST. 
i cannot watch this crappppppp. it’s cringe!max. 
“anika ko aap ke ya kisi aur ki character certificate ki zaroorat nahi.” 
then why are you doing this???????????
yeah you didn’t make anyyyyyyyyy of this better atttttttttttttttttttttt allllllllll, not even a little bit. all you did is associate your name even more inextricably with hers, without specifying any kinda legitimate relationship. neither did you fess up to lying on that day about all the things you said about her. even if they don’t say anything to her face anymore, they’re all going to be gossiping about you two and the nature of your relationship behind her back. allllll you did was strengthen the “rakhail of a powerful man” image for her even more. congrats billu. you played yourself.  
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i am this random uncle, who’s like kya bakchodi hai bhai???? hai kaun yeh chutiya? 
OMFG SHIVAAY YOU DON’T HAVE THE SLIGHTEST IDEA HOW INDIAN SOCIETY WORKS!!!!!! JUST SHUT UP AND GO AWAY. LORD!!!!!!!! 
i cannot believe she’s falling for this garbage. honestly. tell me she’s quiet because there’s truly nothing that can be said or done at this point. other than fucking move out to a whole different state or country or something. 
yup. really nailing that repairing her reputation thing, with holding her hand and leading her off all authoritatively in front of all of them. 
... okaaaaaay? and where is this exactly? 
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also, what “sirf dost” hang out in semi-dark places like this all by themselves and look at each other like THAT????? 
anika you’re honestly the biggest damn fool ever. are you really thanking him for that fucking tamaasha he did that solved absolutely nothing? i’m so fucking done with how fucking stupid you are in this redux. 
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this lighting is really fucking amazing for her skin. she literally looks like the moon. 
ohohohoho “iss pyaar ko kya naam doon” moment. 
oh well, i guess i’m happy for you two and your momentary contentment in things the way they are. 
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aw, cute!
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suuuuuuuuuuuuure shivaay. that cake is soooooo not what you wanna devour right now. 
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you too, missy. i see the way you’re looking at him. I SEE YOU. 👀👀👀
yeah don’t kid yourself baby girl. dat izzat goneeeeee. i mean, the kind you want, with societal approval and shit. best find yourself a new mohalla. 
... he was really just walking around with that SCROLL in his pocket all this time??? 
aaaaaaaaaaaand he ruined it (for her.) 
i toh think he’s doing absolutely the right thing. FOR ONCE in his godforsaken life. 
lmao OU mein bhi he had presented the divorce papers to her in a gift box. if only everyone in indian society had such a healthy, progressive view towards divorce such as shivaay did! 
anyway, what you two need is an annulment, not divorce. 
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but... but.... i thought we’d eat this cake off each other later tonight. (still as “sirf dost” tho.)
anika be thinking BUT BITCH I’M A MASOCHIST WHO WANTS TO BE IN YOUR BANDHAN. IN BOTH THE MARRIAGE WAY AND THE 50 SHADES OF GREY WAY. Y U RUINING THIS?!?!?!?!? THAT TOO ON MY BIRTHDAY???????
ohohohohoho, and the angst begins! ab aayega mazaaaaa!!!!!! *rubs hands gleefully*
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Beneath The Moonlight
Warnings 18+ for the following:- Non-Consensual Sex, Dubious Consensual Sex, Kidnapping, Language, Violence, M & F Penetrative Sex, F/F Penetrative Sex, Group Sex, Oral (Both M & F receiving), Betrayal, Fingering, Mention of Anal, Mild Spanking, Mild Choking, Mention of Degradation, Use of Pet Names, Mention of Edging, Branding, Implied Mind Manipulation. Seriously do not read if any of this upsets you, the warnings are there for a reason. Feedback is welcomed and any mistakes are my own.
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Pairings:- dark!Tony Stark x Reader; dark!Steve Rogers x Reader; dark!Natasha Romanoff x Reader; Tony Stark x Steve Rogers (implied established relationship); Implied other dark!Avengers x other kidnapped victims.
Author’s Note 1:- Got the idea for this from the new image of Doctor Strange in the trailer for Spider-Man: No Way Home.
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Author’s Note 2:- Huge thanks goes to @nsfwsebbie for the amazing moodboard that accompanies this fic. Please go check out Sab’s work and pass on some love.
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Infinity's Reward
Warnings:- Predominantly Fluff, Loss of Virginity, Dark Themes Mentioned or Implied Include Kidnapping, Non-Consensual Sex, Betrayal, Fingering, Minor Violence, Brief Mentions of Anal, Oral (m & f receiving), M & F Smut, Implied Breeding, Mild Language, Mild Spanking. Do not read if any of these warnings are upsetting. Feedback is welcomed.
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A/N 1:- This is for @saiyanprincessswanie 2.5k Followers Writing Challenge. Congratulations Missy you are an amazing writer and such a sweet and wonderful soul, and this fandom is so much richer for having you in it. The support you so freely give to others is truly remarkable and here's to the next 2.5k. lyl💞💞
Challenge parameters:- Steve Rogers (Character), First Time (Troupe), So you're telling me there's a chance (Movie Quote)
A/N 2:- Using the troupe First Time there's a couple of firsts dotted throughout. Also changed pieces of Endgame a bit as we all hate how that movie went down.
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Pairing:- Steve Rogers x Reader
Word Count:- 10K+ (Oops!)
Synopsis:- Having returned the stones and done his part to restore the world, Steve Rogers is ready to retire and claim his reward . . . you just don't know it yet.
Parking your barracuda and locking it up before heading to the elevator you wondered what awaited you when you'd enter the compound. Only your second week back at work since Dr. Banner had undone five years worth of heartbreak and devastation and Tony Stark had sacrificed his right arm to finally rid the universe of Thanos and his army of vicious space creatures, the world was at last enjoying what it had lost. While the good people of Earth took their joy in what they now knew had been taken from them, the Avengers were back to dealing with the garden variety villains they used to deal with before blips, aliens and powerful colored stones.
For you, a data entry employee at the Avengers Compound, work just seemed to have increased lately. Although, as you now rode up in the elevator from the parking structure you figured a lot of that extra workload could be laid at the feet of one James 'Bucky' Barnes. True to form as you reached your desk, there sitting in your chair was the former assassin with a cup of coffee and a stack of files.
"Morning doll." he greeted, quickly vacating your seat before handing you the cup while you simply glared up at him.
"Don't you 'morning doll' me Mr. Barnes. Those files tell me you've got more reports you want doing and how many times do I have to tell you . . . I. DON'T. DRINK. COFFEE." you stated, poking him in the chest on each word just to hammer home your point.
"I remembered doll, that's why I got you a hot chocolate." he said, flashing you the broad smile that he knew you were a complete sucker for. "Besides, we both know you're better at this stuff than me and Sam has some thugs he wants to go check out."
Finally taking the drink from his outstretched hand and opening the top just to be sure, you sat down at your desk just as the aforementioned Captain America entered the room. Sighing deeply as Sam stopped beside Bucky while your friend Suzy headed to her desk, you took a gulp of your hot chocolate before speaking. "Fine, go do whatever it is you two do, these reports will be ready by the time you get back."
Smiling at you again as Sam turned to leave, Bucky leaned down on your desk before speaking. "Thanks doll, you're a saint. I promise I'll make it up to you," and with that he turned around and followed Sam out the door. Turning on your computer and picking up the first file, your morning got a whole lot more bizarre when Suzy wheeled her chair over beside you and rested her head in her hands while staring straight at you.
"Okay Suzy Q out with it, what's on your mind?" you asked while getting on with your work.
"Nothing, just wondering how a v-child like you has the Winter Soldier fawning all over her."
Wincing inwardly at her mention of the fact that you were still woefully inexperienced when it came to sex, you sometimes wondered in quiet moments if the chance had passed you by. While you were in no way against having sex, you also didn't want to have it just so you could lose your so called v-card. Growing up you had your own reasons to wait for the right person, but now with life and time ganging up on you you felt like the freak who had waited too long. Deciding that the best course of action was to ignore the subject as usual, you continued on with your work and thankfully after a few moments of silence Suzy got the message and headed back to start her own work.
Ten minutes into lunch you finally finished the last report and decided to treat yourself to some time by the lake. Taking a seat at one of the outdoor tables, you were surprised when a shadow covered the sun and you looked up to find one Steven Grant Rogers standing beside you. "Did you want something, Captain Rogers?" you asked meekly, trying not to stare too long or too directly at this pinnacle of human perfection.
"It's Steve or Mr. Rogers. Sam's the Captain now. Actually I prefer Steve." he corrected, before looking around for what you weren't sure. "Would you mind if I, umm, joined you?" he asked and if you didn't know any better you'd swear he seemed nervous. Still, knowing you weren't exactly great at reading people, you shrugged it off and pointed at the seat across from you.
Sitting down and watching you intently, you couldn't shake the feeling that the man had something on his mind and knowing you wouldn't be able to enjoy your lunch with him fidgeting across from you, you decided to face the problem head on. "Mr. Rogers. Steve," you added when he looked up at you, "is there perhaps something on your mind?"
"I'm sorry," he laughed, running his hand across his neck. "Is it that obvious?"
"A little." you laughed in return, waiting for him to continue.
"I just wanted to thank you for helping Bucky out. I know he can be a handful, but he's really a sweet guy once you give him a chance."
Not sure where exactly he was going with this, but having your suspicions that his mind was headed in the same direction as Suzy, you tried to figure out how to resolve this situation for the second time today without sounding like a total cow. "You don't need to thank me really. It's the least I can do given all he's been through. However, if you don't mind me saying, he seems more than capable of doing his own reports. Is there something else going on I'm not aware of?"
"Umm you could say that, I guess. Truth is he's been trying to figure out if you're seeing anyone." he confessed and you now groaned as the former Avenger stared at you with the same intensity you imagine he once used against his enemies. Relieved at least that you could have this conversation with Rogers instead of directly with his friend, you did your best to explain things without giving away too much details about your own private life. As it was, leaving Steve with the understanding that Bucky was not your type but you did have an interest in someone, you returned to work not knowing that a certain retired hero was left to figure out who had stolen his best girl from him and more importantly how to get her back.
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I Know What You Need
Warnings:- Smut, Aftercare, Fluff, Spanking, Mild Degradation, Use of Pet Names, Edging. 18+ only. Do not read if any of these warnings are upsetting. Feedback is welcomed.
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A/N:- This was written especially for @syntheticavenger who sparked the idea after posting the remark pictured below. This is my first time writing for Andy and I hope I pulled it off. As for you Synth, I really hope this hits the spot🤣😉.
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Pairing:- soft-ish!Andy Barber x Female Reader
Word Count:- 2,137
He knew you didn't mean it. Life in general often brought you a little down, but now the current state of things, coupled with your present inebriated condition and this was bound to happen. But you both knew it couldn't go unchecked. Meeting Andy at a mixer when his firm was hired to do some work with your legal department, you immediately hit it off over your shared love of football. Having finally left his painful past behind him, Andy hadn't really been looking for anything new, but something about you drew him in.
Almost six months constantly bumping into each other around the office and sparks were definitely starting to fly. Andy loved how forceful and bossy you could be when working, how focused during the few presentations he had witnessed, mirrored with how free and animated you got when the two of you would frequent the canteen to discuss whatever football match you both had last seen and it quickly dawned on him that you were something special.
Realizing that his world seemed a whole lot brighter with you in it, he didn't waste much time when the contract between your two firms neared completion. Three days before it ended, he cornered you in one of the many conference rooms and asked if you would be interested in joining him for dinner. Informing him that his offer might be considered if he knew any place that served both good wine and pasta, he smirked knowingly before walking away leaving you to wonder if you had seen the last of him.
Twenty-four hours later and there you were, sitting in Andy's car on your way to who knows where. Eventually pulling up to what looked like an old run down warehouse, Andy gracefully led you inside where a beautiful miniature park, complete with skylight, water feature and seating area took your breath away. "Impressed?" he questioned, and looking around all you thought was there was no way pasta was on the menu. Still, ever the polite young person you were raised to be, you looked around a few minutes before speaking.
"Yeah, it's definitely beautiful here. How did you find it?"
"Came across this place a little over a year and a half ago. Been working on it here and there ever since." he said, walking you towards the seating area. Sitting you down with a wide grin on his handsome face, he then reached behind the bench wall and pulled forth two specially insulated bags. "It even comes complete with dining services." he added as he opened up the bigger bag and produced two gloriously hot pasta dishes. Taking in the wonderful smell, he then brought out the wine and two glasses from the smaller bag and you had to admit, he may actually have brought you to heaven.
Eating the delicious meal, amid the beautiful surroundings and wonderful company, you thought your night couldn't possibly get any better until Andy suggested taking you on a night time drive through the city before dropping you home. Doing all you could not to jump his bones right there, you held your composure and smiled gratefully at him before accepting.
Now here you were, three months after that glorious night and countless dates in between, firmly back in the present with an irate boyfriend, a belly full of wine and a mouth determined to do nothing but dig you a deeper hole. " 'm not sryy." you slurred out as Andy rolled up his sleeves and shoved you face first into the couch before placing your body securely across his thick thighs.
"No honey?" he questioned, running his hands along your ass and thighs while squeezing hard every so often, "well let me see what I can do about that," and with that the sound of fabric tearing reached your ears as your panties were ripped from you. Knowing now that you were in trouble by the use of 'honey' and the discarded panties, a shiver worked its way up your spine as Andy lowered his upper body along your back to rest his lips against your ear. "Care to tell me what got us here, huh?" and no response from you was rewarded with a loud slap against your now exposed ass.
Crying out, his hand then massaged the soft flesh as he waited for you to finally answer. "Screamed at you for not being here when I got home."
"Right, but my meeting was on the calendar for a month. Could it be something else is going on?" and when you just flipped him the finger, he swiftly brought your hands behind your back and rained down four blows on each cheek and both your thighs. Trying to stifle the sounds that were a mix between a shriek and a moan, he wormed his fingers between your folds and tutted loudly when his fingers came away wet.
"Look at this honey," he mocked, moving his fingers in front of your face before stuffing them into your mouth. Leaving them there until you got the message, he bent forward once more as you licked the moisture from them. "That's it honey, clean them good. Oh my word, look at you, filthy little thing trying to get herself off while I'm here teaching you some manners." he sneered as he stilled your movements with a bit more pressure on your lower back.
"Andy baby, please?" you begged, removing your mouth from his fingers and turning your head to face him. Looking at your tear streaked face he might have taken pity on you, but something told him in this moment, this was what you needed.
"Don't 'Andy baby' me, honey, you brought this on yourself. Tell me what's really going on. Now." he demanded, and you knew from his tone not answering would have you sore for a week.
"Work was bad." you finally admitted, feeling a bit of relief just saying those three little words. "Everything that could go wrong, did go wrong and I guess I just lost it."
"Yeah, and the wine didn't help either. How many times have I told you drinking is not the answer?" he asked and once more your answer was cut off as his hand made contact with your ass. "You're going to count for me honey and maybe, just maybe, I might go easy on you," and with that you moaned out the numbers one to ten as Andy's hand made contact with your nether regions over and over again.
Finally satisfied, Andy released you and sitting you on his lap, wiped your tears as a pout formed on your lips. "Aw what's the matter now honey? Did I stop before my girl got to come? Here let me help you out." he smirked as he moved his hand down to your now swollen and sensitive folds. Moving his fingers up and down along your slit, he alternated between delving into your warm heat and circling your throbbing clit. Keeping your tender ass firmly nestled against his growing erection so you couldn't move, he worked you up so good that just when your body finally began to sing . . . the music stopped.
Turning your head once more to look at him, he simply winked at you and licked his fingers clean as your brain realized what he had in store. Kissing you fiercely to stifle your protests, he allowed your body to cool off before starting his ministrations all over again. Five more times of this treatment, and you actually apologized for your behavior as your legs kicked out at nothing in a desperate attempt just to do something.
At last taking pity on you, or perhaps himself, he got up, tossed you on the couch and ripped your top clean down the middle. Ignoring your complaints, he then added to the humiliation by forcing your tits out of your bra and slapping each one repeatedly as his other hand began freeing his cock from the confines of his pants. Gazing down on his hard and impressive length, he gave you a moment to enjoy the view, before taking his shaft and slotting it into your waiting pussy in one powerful thrust.
Moaning out at the warm, grasping feeling of your tight, wet walls, he set up a punishing rhythm as his powerful hips pounded into your sore ass. Telling you over and over again how wet and welcoming your pussy was, it didn't long for the tension he had built up in your body to finally snap and you came with a shriek as a powerful orgasm ripped through you. Slapping your tits once again as his cock and hips continued to guide you through your high, you knew he had no intention of letting you down as the pressure started building once again.
Pleading with him to slow down, he took your words as a challenge and sucking hard enough on both breasts that you knew you would still feel it tomorrow, he thrust a few more times before bringing his fingers to your clit and squeezing hard. Screaming loudly and arching your back as you came hard around him for the second time, he pulled out just in time and sprayed his seed all over your exposed chest.
Laying his forehead against yours while kissing you tenderly and rubbing his cum into your skin, he waited patiently until your breathing returned to normal before speaking. "Feeling better sweetheart?" and the change of pet name told you that all was as it should be and your punishment was over.
"Yeah." you answered slowly, finally sounding like yourself again. "Thank you. Sometimes I just ne . . ."
"Need to not be in charge all the time." he finished for you, before continuing. "I know sweetheart and you know I'm always here for you, no questions, no judgements. But maybe next time lower the volume a bit, my ears are still ringing." he laughed and you couldn't help but break into laughter along with him.
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Did You Think I Wouldn’t Find You
Warnings:- Stalking, Home Invasion, Smut, Dubious Consent, Non-Consensual Sex, Violence, Possessiveness, Oral (m & f receiving), Mention of Previous Branding, Mention of Implied Breeding, Minor Knife Play, Drugging, Swearing, Somnophilia, Mind Games, Spanking, Anal, Choking.  Do not read if any of these warnings are upsetting.
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A/N:- The inspiration for this lies firmly with Bucky’s dagger hanging on my wall, @nsfwsebbie​ fic Scars and all the countless, exceptional dark!writers here who continue to treat us all to some outstanding content.  Feedback is welcomed.
Word Count:- 8,634
Heading back to your apartment after a long day, you couldn't hide the niggling feeling between your shoulder blades, but blamed it on everything and anything except the obvious.  Two years into your new life and as far as you were concerned, the past you had run from was now well and truly behind you.  Having left behind your biggest mistake, you now kept yourself busy working at the local farm and adventure park, and you had to admit that although sometimes gruelling, the benefits far outweighed the negatives.  For one, the animals were a joy to be around and getting to see city kids interact with them was a whole new experience.  Taking time to grab dinner on the way home, you entered through the main complex gate and headed towards your place.
Though not as nice as the world you left behind, at least here your life was your own, to live as you saw fit.  Noticing that your next door neighbor had finally moved away, you wondered how long it would be before the apartment would be occupied again.  Though a bit on the expensive side compared to some of the other apartment complexes, the sense of security afforded here was well worth the price.  Taking your key out of your bag as you passed the fountain and rose bushes, the yawn that left your lips told you that dinner, a bath and a soft bed were what awaited you the first night of your three week vacation.
Opening the door and heading inside, you sighed heavily as you locked and bolted it behind you.  Though you'd finally stopped looking over your shoulder, the sporadic niggling above your left hip which meant you'd never again don a bikini, was a constant reminder that though now half a world away, you could never again allow complacency to get a foothold on your life.  Taking off your work boots before stepping into your trainers, you gave your apartment a quick once over, before heading to the kitchen to heat up the pasta and open the wine you had treated yourself to.  Though you normally never drank, still blaming alcohol for the mistakes that led you here, this was your first vacation in two years and come three weeks time, school tours would ensure that your days were a lot busier so you planned on enjoying yourself.
Sitting down once your food was ready, you tucked into the delicious meal and thought about what you might do with your time off.  There was of course that new action movie which opened last week that you were dying to see, but after that, you figured you might just spend the time relaxing with some good books.  Working outdoors with a lot of manual labor involved meant you didn't really need to work out to keep in shape, so any free time really got to be spent taking things easy.  Finally having finished your pasta, you washed up afterwards and taking the wine, headed upstairs towards the bedroom.
Placing the bottle and glass on the nightstand, you opened the top drawer out of habit and confirmed that the metal object was still where it always was.  Reaching out as if to take it, you quickly pulled your hand back, closed the drawer again and shaking your head, took a mouthful of the fruity beverage before heading towards the small couch.  Sitting down, you began removing your clothes as your thoughts drifted to the warm bath that would hopefully ease away the tension that was slowly making itself at home in your slightly aching body.
Finally divested of all the layers, you put on your fuzzy robe, refilled your glass of wine and headed down the hall to your spacious bathroom.  Say what you will about the security afforded in this gated community, for you, this apartment's crowning glory was the fact that its bathroom not only housed an excellent shower with impressive water capabilities, but on nights like this, you also got to enjoy the luxurious bath that accompanied the facilities.  Placing the glass on the inner wall and turning on the taps while doing what you needed to do, your mind slowly began to move itself into relaxation mode.
Flushing the toilet and placing your robe on the hook, you turned off the water, added your favorite bubble bath and lifting your feet, slowly sank into the warm welcoming waters.  Reaching for the remote and turning on the sound system you had installed just outside the door, you took another sip of wine, closed your eyes and allowed the soothing music to take you away to another world.
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Using all the stealth and experience that his life afforded him, the intruder easily made his way through the window in the spare room and listened for any sign that you might interrupt him.  Knowing that he was going to get you back, he wasn't yet ready to have you find out that the life you had built without him was actually a lie.  Heading to your bedroom while a soft light and soothing music indicated that you were still enjoying your bath, he couldn't hide the smile that graced his features upon opening the drawer in the nightstand to reveal his best friend's dagger.
Taking out the blade and recalling the last night he had held both it and you in his arms, his crotch tightened at the memory of it's sharp edges leaving his mark on your delicate skin.  Pulling himself back to the present, he knew there would be plenty of time ahead to get reacquainted with what was his, but right now, he had a mission to complete.  Checking to make sure no other weapons were in your possession, he returned the blade for now and syncing his phone to your apartment’s hidden cameras, headed back out into the hall towards the room that held his prize.
Delighting at how easily this whole trip had been, he watched transfixed as you relaxed in the water, unaware of the danger standing a few feet away.  Acknowledging this as confirmation that you needed the type of protection only he could provide, he watched as long as he comfortably could before he worried his presence might be found out.  Moving forward slowly, while making sure not to disturb you, he slipped his hand into the pocket of his hoodie and removed the petals he had pulled from one of the rose bushes by the fountain.  Kissing them delicately, he threw them into the bath and watching a few more seconds as some of them landed on your exposed body, he finally tore himself away from the sight before him and headed back out the way he came to watch your reaction on the cameras that were installed in this and every other apartment in this exclusive complex.
As the water started to cool, you opened your eyes and the horror hit you as the rose petals floating on the surface indicated you were not alone.  Turning off the stereo and listening closely for any and all sound, you washed as quickly as possible and pulling on your robe, made a beeline for the blade nestled in your nightstand before checking every possible point of entry into your once peaceful sanctuary.  Finding nothing out of the ordinary, though knowing the rose petals didn't appear out of thin air, you returned the dagger to its usual hiding place and prepared for bed.
Tossing and turning throughout the night at the slightest noise, you finally found some respite as the golden rays of the morning sun began to edge their way across the floor.  Rising sluggishly from the warmth surrounding you, you hated how your hand instinctively reached towards the nightstand to ensure the thing that sent you running for the hills two years ago, was still within arms reach should the need to defend yourself arise.  Seeing the dark metal through the small gap that you grudgingly opened, you decided that you wouldn't hide away in bed for the next three weeks and so began the task of getting dressed and facing your demons head on.
Eating quickly, you then did another check in daylight of the apartment's exits before making a list of groceries needed for the week ahead.  Finally satisfied that everything was in order, you made a note to talk to the head of security once you returned before heading off into the local city.  Though you no longer felt the sensation in your shoulders that you ignored last night, you now found that two years of building yourself back up had taken a setback.  Sitting at the very back of the bus so no one could surprise you from behind, any single, broad shouldered man not making eye contact made you wonder if he had finally managed to track you down.  Knowing however that his possessiveness knew no bounds, you assumed, to your future detriment, that patience was not a tactic he would employ where you were concerned.
Stepping off the bus and heading to the nearest supermarket, you kept your phone in your hand and your eyes alert, but as the trip went on and the day continued, nothing out of the ordinary happened.  In fact, things were so mundane, that by the time you hailed a cab and returned to your apartment, you asked Joel to check the windows and doors citing nothing but the freaky storm that had occurred three days previous.  Walking throughout the apartment and reassuring you that everything was fine, Joel left you with the promise that all security staff would be told to be extra vigilant simply as a precaution.  Grateful for this added measure, without being probed as to your possible motives, you thanked him and offered to get his kids free access to the adventure park when your vacation was over and they had a break from school.
Closing the door and locking it once more after Joel took his leave, you then set about putting away your shopping before deciding what you wanted to do with the rest of your day.  Settling on a bowl of warm salted popcorn and a movie, five hours later found you relaxed on the couch, with a snowy television screen and a half eaten bowl of popcorn, while the drool on the cushion and the time on your phone confirmed that sleep had come calling.  Turning off the tv before rising from the couch and stretching out your limbs, you quickly cleared up the uneaten snack and decided you might be better off doing something to engage your mind.  
Heading upstairs to the spare bedroom which you had turned into a gym, you turned on some music and began your stretching routine.  Once satisfactorily limbered up, you headed over to the exercise bike and worked through your usual reps before dismounting and helping yourself to some water from the nearby mini fridge.  Next up was the punching bag and though the memory of his voice coaching you through the routine tried to distract you, the memory buried deep in your muscle tissue won out and half an hour later, sweat glistened off every inch of your body as you poured out all your fear and frustration into the huge bag before you.
Cooling off with a light yoga session afterwards, you lay back on the mat and stared at the ceiling, wondering if your life would ever again be normal.  Finally giving up on the internal cataloguing of what ifs and what might be, you rose from the floor and headed off towards the bathroom to shower off the workout session.  Being the first day that you were once again fully naked in the same room where the petal incident occurred, you stepped under the cascading water as your hand lingered on the shield and letters that now marred your once flawless skin and forever marked you as his.  Pulling yourself back to the present, you quickly washed and headed downstairs to eat dinner and enjoy a warm fire with the movie you slept through earlier.  Eventually settling in for the night, two more days passed before the next incident occurred.
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bellamysgriffin · 7 years
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Rules: Choose any 3 fandoms (in random order) and answer the questions. Then tag some friends.
I was tagged by the wonderful @dacutiehart like five seconds ago
I choose:
doctor who
harry potter
girl meets world
the first character you loved:
rose tyler
neville longbottom
maya hart
the character you never expected to love so much:
mickey smith :’)
ron weasley
zay babineaux
the character you relate to the most:
erm donna noble?
luna lovegood mayhaps? idk
riley matthews
the character you’d slap:
missy
severus snape :/
josh matthews
three favourite characters (in order of preference):
rose tyler, the doctor, amy pond
ron weasley, harry potter, hermione granger lmao it’s just the golden trio
zay babineaux, maya hart, riley matthews
a character you liked at first but not anymore
river song
uh viktor krum i reckon? i don’t actually know
josh matthews
a character you did not like at first but now do:
simm!master 
draco malfoy
missy bradford :’)
3 otp’s:
doctor/rose, amy/rory, mickey/martha
ron/hermione, luna/ginny, remus/sirius
lucas/maya, riley/maya, riley/farkle
I tag: @heart-eyes-santiago, @sabs-carpenter, @scottskira, @bisexual-eponine @babineaux, @gallifrays and everyone who wants to do it yo
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tellywoodtrash · 7 years
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wishing you all Eid Mubarak! 🌙✨✨✨✨  may the day bring you and your family all the happiness and love! 💖💖💖 
(and lots and lots of yummy food. gifts/donations in the form of biriyani, sevaiyaan, and other assorted noms are always appreciated at tellywoodtrash. 😊😊😊) 
anika’s hungry. (jism ki bhook? 😆😆😆)
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ohhhhhhh yeahhhhh, billu’s here to mitaaofy The Bhook. ��😏😏
god his hair is so fucking ugly like this, please can he go back to his old non golden hair. or at least put it up in the “i’ve been electrocuted” shock-puff instead of this weird side comb over a la mahi. i can’t concentrate on the hotness of the scene thanks to this! 😣😣😣
whoooooop, the truth of the pav bhaji is out. 😬😬😬
billu’s like you’re no gordon ramsay yourself, missy. 🙄🙄🙄
BLOODY DADI. WHY WON’T YOU LEAVE THEM ALONE????/ 😒😒😒
PFFFFFT, SHE’S PUTTING HIM BEHIND THE MOST TRANSLUCENT CURTAIN IN THE UNIVERSE. 😑😑😑
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eeeeeeeeeee. 😍😍😍
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lord bless rudra, the stupid cupid of this house. 👼🏽👼🏽👼🏽 doodho nahaao, phoolo phalo, mere laal. 😌😌😌
waaah! billu taking anika out for pav bhaji date! who are you and what have you done to our organic and clean-eating billu? 😯😯😯
ugh pinkyyyyy ka nonsense. 😤😤😤
shaktiji has had enough of this garbage. same, shaktiji, same. 😑😑😑
did om get his satyavaadi side from chote papa? 🤔🤔🤔
goddddddd, anika is going to get the keeda to fix this mess now. GIRL NO. PLEASE. FFS, PLEASE. 😫😫😫
oh. of course he got a pav bhaji thela INSIDE oberoi mansion. this extra ass fucker. 🙄🙄🙄
ok i’ve said pav bhaji so many times in the past two days, that now i really want it. GODDAMNIT I’M SUPPOSED TO BE EATING CLEAN TOO. FML. 😩😩😩😩😭😭😭😭
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lmaooooo she almost passed out from another pav bhaji induced (mouth) orgasm 😆😆😆
shivaay, you’re really facing tough competition. i really doubt you’ll be able to bring her to such ecstasy. 😝😝😝
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“kya hua, theek nahi hai? daantoon mein usse?” 
ouff billu! 
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“kaisi hai? boliye!” “khaate waqt bolna nahi chahiye.” “koi nahi. main bolti hoon. aap bhi boliye!” *quietly to himself* “tum bohut bolti ho.” 
i can’t handleeeeee his adorbz. 😚😚😚
“main raat mein citric acid nahi leta.”
god this man and his insane dietary rules. 😒😒😒
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ugh they’re so cuteeeee on their ridiculous improvised date. 💖💖💖
oh boy, she’s gonna bring up pinky. girl whyyyyyyyyyyyyy. 😣😣😣
yup. called it. billu’s repressing all his feelings about this. it’s going to come out as a jwaalamukhi at some point. *sigh* 😔😔😔
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this is the most normal outfit i’ve seen shivaay in since forever. he’s looking verrrrrrrrrrrry nice. 😍😍😍
these challenges are so amateur and childishhhhhhhhhhhh. they’re grownass adults, bruh. who’ve already been married for like, a year. 😑😑😑
ohhhhh boy. i don’t even know what to expect with this. 😟😟😟
pffffffft, he doesn’t sound anything like her, other than all the catchphrases. 🙄🙄🙄
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i am loving rudra’s delight at all this though. what a cutie. 😌😌😌
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lmaoooooooooooooo rudra singing O JAANA. such meta. 
ya gaana sab ko sunaayi deta hai??? 🤔🤔🤔
apparently rudra’s changed teams and is fully on bhaiyya’s side today. 😊😊😊
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bhaiyya’s using opportunity to CLOSELY OBSERVE bhaabi 😚😚😚
anika’s turn! 
she’s better at this than he is! she’s got the phone waali tadi down pat! 
hein? “what the”? behenji yeh aapke pati ka dialogue nahi hai! 😟😟😟
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aaaaaaand there goes the phone. 😬😬😬
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damn girl, dat booty tho. 👅👅👅💦💦💦
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um yeah, billu looks turned on af. 😏😏😏
aaaaaaand pinky’s here to ruin everything. 😒😒😒
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my poor boy though. he’s sooooo close to tears. 😥😥😥
(great subtle acting by nakuul here, the clenched jaw, the pained swallowing. bruh, why can’t you be this toned down and effective in all scenes???) 
god, this tapasya nonsense again. 🙄🙄🙄
“MRS. OBEROI” 
yup. def taking a leaf outta omki’s book. 
he’s righteously outraged on HER behalf. she’s heartened and all dreamy eyed at her suddenly amazing pati, but oh, the guiltttttt. 😐😐😐
time for dadi to lecture. 😒😒😒
teesra challenge is... poverty? 🤔🤔🤔
hardy har har, what a fun game for these outrageously rich people to play! 😑😑😑
oh god, shivaay has to go live in a chawl. 😟😟😟
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‘oh my god, i have to call the chawl ppl and warn them what’s coming. 😕😕😕’
billu’s overly confident. my god son, you should be hella scared. you won’t be able to survive. i’m middle class and *I* can barely survive middle class life in india before screaming to be put back on a plane home. 😶😶😶
rudra: yeh toh koi reality show jaise ho gaya; end mein bhaiyya bolenge “i’m SSO, mujhe is ghar se baahar nikalo!!!” 
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“zero sambhaal ke!”
200 rs. dude. one of billu’s fancyass coffees for the day costs more than than. 😗😗😗
lmao “woh burger waala meal kar lena. veg. non veg toh aayega nahi.” 😂😂😂
yuppppp, no one’s nikaaling the gaadi for you, son. bus se jaa. 🚌🚌🚌
ok even the kurta he’s changed into is tooooooo fancy. 😕😕😕😕
dude, you have just 200 rs for the day. auto mein jayega toh 50% of the funds are gonna be over in that ride. 😣😣😣
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LMFAO HE NEEDS TO BE HELPED UP INTO THE AUTO 😆😆😆
lmaooooooooooo SEAT BELT KAHAN PE HAI hahahahahaha 🤣🤣🤣
of course, he’s worried about his hair. 🙄🙄🙄
LOL AUTOWAALA IS PLAYING THE NATIONAL ANTHEM OF ALL AUTOWAALAS: TUM TOH TEHRE PARDESI. HAHAHAHA. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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anika just lost her patience and told him to stop being an ass to the autowaala. lmaoooooo look at him sulkkkk. 😚😚😚
lololol everytime he wants to be called “hot” instead of cute, the universe sends him a sign that it’s not meant to be; pehle daadi, ab road mein khadda thanks to which he went and hit his head. 😆😆😆
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“yahi toh iski best feature hai.” chance maar raha hai billllllu. 😏😏😏
“aaraaam se le jaana, lambe raaste se. koi romantic gaana nahi hai tumhare paas? O JAANA suna hai?” 
lolololololol this idiot 😂😂😂😂
ouff tejLana nonsense. fwding. where my rikara babiessss? 😩😩😩
here they are!!!!! 😊😊😊
this set looks familiarrrrrr? was it used in the bareilly track? 🤔🤔🤔
something’s shady about this guyyyyy who’s the caretaker. he might try to loot them too. 😐😐😐
awwww, he’s giving her his handkerchieffffff. 😘😘😘
who stole the murtis????? 😯😯😯
yup. this fucker with ALL TEH GOLD on him (more gold than anika at her wedding with vikram even) def. has something to do with its disappearance. 😤😤😤
oh thank god, om at least listened to her and believes her without awaiiii ka misunderstanding and drama. 🙄🙄🙄
ouff such long tejLana scenes.
omkara’s interrogation koi rang nahi laa rahi, toh dabanngggg gauri utar rahi hai maidaan mein. 😎😎😎
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LMAO LOOK HOW TINY SHE IS OMG I WANNA PUT HER IN MY POCKET AND CARRY HER AROUNDDDDDD😱😱😱😊😊😊😘😘😘
time for her lame candy trick. 🙄🙄🙄
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hahaha, om’s face. 😆😆😆
oufffff what even is going on with tejLana??? ouff i have to go read the written update now. 😒😒😒
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eeeeeeeeee. how impressed he looks. my babies! 😊😊😊😘😘😘
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