#rythymic

[handmemyglockenspiel-imgoingin]

Tourist Trapped: Smallest Emo Rythym Guitarist Falls Into World's Largest Bong Roadside Attraction, Fans in Uproar

41-year-old rythym guitarist and father, Frank Iero, was found this Tuesday morning, miraculously uninjured but inexplicably stuck at the bottom of one of America's lesser known tourist attractions, the World's Largest Semi-Smokable Bong.

While bandmates and friends seem somewhat desperate to save their guitarist, fans seem content to pose at the scene for selfies and autographs - the latter being understandably more difficult to accomplish.

"He was small enough to get in this mess, you'd figure he'd be small enough to get out of it," frontman Gerard Way told the press at the scene of the incident. "Ah, well. He's got air, he'll be fine."

To ensure the guitarist does not go hungry, the remaining members of alternative emo rock band My Chemical Romance have come together to provide sustenance.

"See here," said Ray Toro, lead guitarist and cupcake connoisseur, "We've got all these chip bags, right? He loves these - but the trick is getting them in there. So we're kind of just chucking them in the air the best we can and hoping they'll make it in."

As he said this, bassist Mikey Way demonstrated for the assembled crowd, while his ever-supportive brother cheered him on in the background.

"That was a ten-pointer!" the frontman declared, the lucky bag of Doritos making its landing on the head of the presumably disgruntled Iero.

"Yeah," Way continued, squinting against the sun as he observed the scene. He took a long, contemplative sip of his Starbucks latte, then nodded. "He's alright in there."

While Way seems mostly unconcerned, rumors are circulating that a petition is in place to attempt to smoke the man if it receives 420 signatures in a 69 hour time frame.

In the meantime, a small gang of fans have posed the idea of assembling a crane outside the bong - not to rescue Iero, but to deliver his guitar to him so he can perform for the crowd, even in his time of distress.

Although this is certainly a trying time for the guitarist, some have expressed doubts as to what exactly the man was doing in order to have fallen into the monstrously oversized vessel in the first place.

"He went, 'I'm gonna blaze it!' and just fuckin' bolted," Way said to the press. "I've never seen him climb like that for anything. He was really goin' for it."

Foul play is not suspected.

Iero could not be reached for comment.

More to come as events unfold.

#Breaking News: My Chemical Romance Guitarist Frank Iero Found Alive and Well Inside World's Largest Bong #My Chemical Romance #MCR #Frankie Airo #frerard #My Chem #MCRMY ASSEMBLE #SaveFrankie #(don't) #Frank Iero #Frank Iero in bong #what will he do #oh well #there's other rythym guitarists #good luck frank #MCRMY #Leathermouth #Frank Iero and the Future Violents #LS DUNES #Death Spells #Pencey Prep #LeATHERMØUTH #frnkiero andthe cellabration #frnkiero andthe patience

[angellongtail]

Man I got emotional for the undertale yellow game...

Dalv is the best guy love him!

Fuck El Bailador /lh /hj

I love being a sentinel of silence.

Look and appreciate my creation

Good day fellow undertale yellow people!

#undertale yellow #undertale yellow spoilers #ut yellow #uty dalv #undertale yellow dalv #undertale yellow el bailador #uty el bailador #seriously i do not like rythym games #never been good at those #the ending send off made me cry #i wouldve been fine if they didn't do a send off 😫 #i just 😭😭😭😭 #i loved the game man

[k0nfette]

😉

#マッドラットデッド #illustration #illust #artist #artists on tumblr #touhou fanart #mad rat dead #mrd rat god #rat god #rythym games

[vox-ex]

twilight + earth

Supercorp 2023

“I had forgotten how much light there is in the world, till you gave it back to me.” - Ursula K. Le Guin

or Kara thinks the universe took Lena from her and so tries to defy it to get her back

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All Kara's life has been cleaved into a 'before' and an 'after'

Before Krypton was gone.

And after.

Before all the darkness of space.

And after.

Before Earth.

Before Midvale.

Before the Danvers.

Before Supergirl.

Before Lena.

Before loving Lena.

And after, after, after.

She looks at the earth below, at the moving line on its surface dividing day from night — another before from another after.

She reaches her hand out into the scattering particles escaping through the atmosphere, grasps at the pieces of Krypton, of Earth, of Lena they contain. She drifts into the space they come from, lets them envelop her. Falls into the twilight stretched out beneath her.

Because here the universe has not made up it's mind yet.

Here Lena is still waiting for her at home.

Here she is not dying in her arms.

Here she does not have to know whether or not she can bear an Earth where there becomes a before and after losing Lena.

In this space between yesterday and tomorrow she will ask the Gods and the universe just this once to allow light and time to reverse their roles.

She will ask them for the strength to fly faster than both, to go back to a different before.

But she will get a different answer from them.

"Kara?"

Lena's voice was shaky, strained, and 100km away but the sound of it is the most utterly beautiful thing Kara has ever heard.

"I’m okay… you… come home…please just come home"

And so she flies instead not faster than light, but simply into it. Earth beneath her feet again, and Sol slowly drifting over her face, she begins the slow decent back towards light…towards home….towards Lena.

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#supergirl #supercorp #supercorptober #supercorptober2023 #sg prompts #Kara thinks Lena is dead and does not handle it well #flying faster backwards Superman style may not technically be possible #but there is some cool Quantum theory that makes faster than light time loops a thing #so Kara's not completely wrong. #just a smol one #but felt like writing something with a little different rythym #hope you like it

[hoelko]

my lady...

#lmk #lego monkie kid #lego monkie kid fanart #lady bone demon #lmk lbd #at some point i'll stockpile art #like it's been 2 days #sketch #just feels good to draw again #a little shaky but we'll find a rythym #plus i just love her #like top villain for sure for me

[kitschykitschykoo]

Miss Grace Jones...

#grace jones #camp #icon #kitsch #star #legend #diva #cult #trash #portfolio #slave to the rythym

[oliviawebsite]

writing music and listening to it back and doing that thing where i nod my head and rock back n forth again its alll comin back to me

#sometimes you just have to make the rythym section go nasty onn em

[badlydrawnsbahj]

i remembered what website i use to make stuff look like ass hooray

#im at a con and the table im working at is right across from a rythym game that ppl keep playing bad apple on someone send help #it feels like every ten minutes bad apple starts blasting help me #sbahj #sweet bro and hella jeff #sweet bro

[notazombie006]

Been awhile

#newgrounds #rythym games #fnf #fridaynightfunkin #fnf bf #fnf gf #cartoon #fanart #meart #tw; fnf #digital art

[8bitdinosaurart]

A (SUPER) late birthday art for @tinypaint, I'm glad the move went well, the latest kickstarter was a success and your still doing great, as an artist and as a person!

#avas demon #webcomic #illustration #monster hut #faith game #elden ring #pokemon #doki doki literature club #rythym

[pissfizz]

Acquired access to the jp appstore my games folder will never be the same

#i only play rythym games….

[bembwashere]

The Call Thumbnail Art

Since I'm not doing much digital art recently, I think posting the thumbnail art I did for my animatic would be pretty neat.

If you haven't seen the animatic yet, I posted it onto YT here for people to see! (shhh I just want people to look at it)

(Individual and full character versions under the cut!) vVv

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#ahit #a hat in time #ahit hat kid #a hat in time hat kid #ahit mustache girl #a hat in time mustache girl #ahit fanart #Hat Kid turned out to look really serious surprisingly and I love it #I'm sick rn and school started back up so art *may* be longer to make #i just gotta get back into a rythym i suppose #also i might be working on another voice thing soon so watch out for that :eyes: #anyways i'll stop rambling now byeeeee enjoy ig

[moe-broey]

Also legitimately what is the point of the new game mode. Like. It's auto battle. With matchmaking. The presentation was really cute but like???? It's just auto battle ......... with matchmaking.........

#feh #i mean. getting to the point i guess. cutting off the fat. since most grindy modes you'll be autoing anyway #but like. legitimately. what is the point. gameplay wise. #THE TRAILER WAS REALLY CUTE THOUGH... oughhh the sibbies are getting their fortunes told.... #and sharena and alfonse occasionally interjecting feh. like again the presentation WAS super cute i am NOT immune to that #but like...... what is the point. it's. just auto battle. with matchmaking. #seerers snare i miss you ........ legitimately the only mode that's been added recently i've found really fun #I ALSO MISS. TAP BATTLE. LET ME PUT MY GUYS IN THE RYTHYM GAME DIMENSION

[lunarifie]

I need a spiderverse band au right this instant please and thank you

Edit: I made the spiderverse band au

#ofc gwen and hobie would be the guitar and drums #Miles would be the vocals #I feel #ill never get over the first scene of him singing sunflower #what would pavitr do? #honestly he could work bass keyboard keytar or rythym guitar #spider-byte would be their on and off DJ #watch me draw them #sony spiderverse #across the spiderverse #spiderverse #spiderverse 2 #hobie spiderverse #hobie brown #pavitr prabhakar #miles morales #miles spiderverse #miles atsv #spider gwen #gwen stacy #gwen atsv #gwen spiderverse #spiderverse band au

[hillwench16]

every morning i wake up. i look at tumblr dot com and begin to write a post. it will be a perfect post that wraps my love for the universe, humanity, and fandom into one beautiful singularity. i look at what i have written.

you think vriska did big bong hits or what

i delete the draft and fall back asleep.

#homestuck #writers block #why cant i write funny posts. i have not mastered the Tumblr Rythym yet

[batmanego]

staaaaaayyyy with meeeeeeee saaaaafe aaaaand ignoraaaant go baaaack to sleeeeeeeeeeep go baaack to sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep LAY YOUR HEAD DOWN CHILD I WONT LET THE BOGEYMAN COME COUNTING BODIES LIKE SHEEP TO THE RYTHYM OF THE WAR DRUMS PAY NO MIND TO THE RABBLE PAY NO MIND TO THE RABBLE HEAD DOWN GO TO SLEEP TO THE RYTHYM OF THE WAR DRUMS 😁

#i love you #SWAYING TO THE RYTHYM OF THE NEW WORLD ORDER☝🏻